Changing of the Guard By Ecolea - ecolea@wt.net ******************* Includes: Changing of the Guard Changing of the Guard 2: The Ninth Chevron Changing of the Guard 3: Be All That You Can Be Changing of the Guard 4: The Road To Hammelcar Changing of the Guard 5: Terms of Engagement ******************* Changing of the Guard By Ecolea - ecolea@wt.net RATING: PG-15 WARNINGS: Language and mature themes SPOILERS: All of HL & SG1 CATEGORY: Highlander: The Series Stargate SG-1 Crossover SUMMARY: Methos' plans for a little Research and Recreation take a decidedly dangerous turn when the Air Force discovers he's an Immortal. Can he survive the present, confront his past, and save Earth's future all at the same time? CHARACTERS:: HL: M, DM, JD & SG1: JO, SC, DJ, T, GH, JF, JC FEEDBACK: Comments, flames, superfluous remarks and vicious character assassination may be cheerfully sent to: ecolea@wt.net ARCHIVE: All ready sent to Seventh Dimension and Heliopolis. All others go for it. DISCLAIMER: None of the characters in this story belong to me and I'm not making any money. So, please sue me. At least that way I can maybe get on Oprah and have the other 7 minutes of my 15 minutes of fame. AUTHOR'S NOTES: Many thanks to Arameth for guidance, assistance and quibbles. And Karoshi, for painlessly picking out the nits. Everyone should be so lucky! For Estella, who deserves more and better. ******************* Changing of The Guard By Ecolea The planet was your typical desert dream world, Colonel Jack O'Neill thought. Sun, sand and more sun. Oh, and hey, how about a little more sand? He yawned in the heat waiting patiently while Daniel and Carter did their scientific thing on the only remotely interesting structure in the vicinity. A sort of step pyramid, or ziggurat about half a mile from the Stargate. It was the only thing left on P4X37 that wasn't covered with sand. Long range reconnaissance showed a handful of other monolithic structures, but no people. Over the millennia the planet's orbit had shifted fractionally, making what had once been a marginally habitable planet into a giant sand dune. Whatever civilization had been here, was now long gone. A condition Jack hoped to find himself in fairly quickly. "Come on, kids, let's get shakin'!" he called out. "It's way past your bedtime!" Teal'c grunted quietly, his broad face impassive as sweat gleamed brightly on his dark skin. He too was displeased with the amount of time they'd spent here. Chulak was a moderate world of pleasant climes and this desert heat was annoying. "Hold on, sir!" Samantha Carter called out, her voice echoing from inside the building. "Daniel's found something!" O'Neill glanced at Teal'c and shrugged, nodding in the direction of the entrance. "Shall we?" Teal'c raised an eyebrow, indicating the decision was the colonel's. With a sigh, Jack headed inside just as the sound of heavy stone grating against stone resounded through the cavernous interior. There was a scuffing sound and then a shout, followed quickly by a scream and Jack raced forward, following the last echo. "You two okay?" Jack called down the narrow rectangular opening in the floor, where a pair of blond heads could dimly be seen among the tangled limbs. "We're fine," Carter called up. "Yeah, fine," Daniel wheezed. "I broke Sam's fall." There was short scream, followed by groan of agony. "Uh, sir," Carter reported. "I think he broke more than my fall." ******************* "Ow! Come on, Jack! Have a little sympathy here!" "Wuss," O'Neill muttered as he helped Daniel into his apartment. "Hey! I had that spear thingy in my shoulder and I was pretty cool about it, while you guys went off and...and translated or something. So, don't tell me about pain. It's just a broken leg." "In three places! And a dislocated shoulder," Daniel added sullenly. "This isn't a contest," Carter complained, easing Daniel's good arm from around her shoulders as Jack lowered him to the sofa. "Well, he could've stayed at the SGC." Despite his seeming annoyance Jack carefully shifted a few pillows until Daniel was comfortable. "At the base? For six weeks?" Daniel asked, looking shocked. Jack only shrugged while Sam went to fetch a glass of water for Daniel to take his pain meds. "So, have you given any thought to the general's suggestion?" she asked as she returned, handing him the glass. "About a replacement?" "It's not a replacement," Samantha reminded him. "They wouldn't be going through the Stargate with us. Just assisting in the translation of all those tablets you recovered." O'Neill snickered. "You mean all those tablets we recovered, along with Daniel here." Both his friends frowned and he sighed, slumping down in a chair. "Well, we do need another translator who's actually competent," Daniel muttered. "And I do, or did know this guy back in grad school, Adam Pierson. He was a research assistant in the Near Eastern studies department, working on his Ph.D. in Proto-Cuneiform. If anyone could translate those tablets it'd be him. He dropped off the radar a few years back, just before Katherine approached me." "Think he'd pass muster?" O'Neill asked curiously. Daniel tried to shrug and winced. "Don't know. I think he's British, or maybe Canadian. Nice guy, actually. Pretty laid back. I don't think he'd be any kind of security risk, if that's what you're asking. And he's the best when it comes to what we're looking for. Absolutely brilliant mind." "So why drop out of sight?" Sam wondered. "He was painfully shy. I mean, he never publishes, never applies for grants. The last time I saw Adam was at a symposium in Paris. He said he was thinking about taking a job for one of those obscure foundations that's funded by big corporations in need of a tax write off. Said they'd let him work out of his apartment." "Sounds like a real winner," O'Neill sighed. "Well, I liked him," Daniel insisted. "And he's open minded. The kind of guy, once you get to know him, that really means it when he says he's your friend." "So he didn't turn his back on you when you went out on a limb in the scholarly community?" Sam smiled. Daniel carefully shook his head. "Not Adam. He once told me there was more to history than mere mortals could probably imagine and that if I were right it would mean a whole new way of looking at the past. He was a good friend when I really needed one." Jack nodded slowly. "Sounds like a stand up guy. Okay," he added getting to his feet. "We'll tell the general. He'll get security to check him out." ******************* "Are you sure about this, Methos?" Joe Dawson asked dubiously. "It's only for a year, Joe. And the work will be really interesting," he responded. "Besides, it's not like I'm doing anything at the moment, now that I've left the Watchers." "Pretty boring between lives, huh?" Methos shrugged. "It is what it is. And Arizona is nice this time of year. Paris is so damp in the winter." "Old bones aching?" Dawson grinned. The other man smiled. "It'll be a paid vacation for me. You know, do a little translating, catch a few rays, party with the undergrads at night." "Aren't you a little old for them?" "I'm a little old for everybody," Methos grinned into his beer. Joe shook his head and finally sighed. "All right. It's not like I can stop you." Methos gave him a kind smile. "Remember, it's only for a year." "A lot can happen in a year," Dawson cautioned. "Not from my point of view," the ancient Immortal reminded him. "And anyway, you know where to find me if you need me, right?" Dawson nodded. "U of A, huh? Good school?" "So I've heard. Although I'm more interested in its sun bronzed beauties." Dawson chuckled and went back to wiping down the bar, chatting up the other customers as he watched Methos depart. Maybe it would be good for the old man to get away from Paris for a while. Ever since Alexa had died he'd been pretty quiet. More so than usual. Ah hell, Dawson thought, it was only for a year. ******************* Methos dragged his exhausted body down to the baggage claim area. The flight from Paris to Chicago had been tedious to say the least. Then his connecting flight to Tucson had been delayed, canceled and delayed again to finally arrive eight hours late. He was tired, wrinkled and feeling particularly grimy after wearing the same clothes for the better part of two days. If it hadn't been for that truly interesting photocopy they'd shown him of one of the tablets he would be working on, he'd have called it quits and gone home. Still, he'd never seen writing quite like that before. Something similar to Sumerian proto-cuneiform, but not. Interesting indeed. It was definitely a puzzle. And he liked intellectual puzzles. It had, he reminded himself as he pulled his luggage from the carousel, given him the first jolt of excitement he'd felt in years. Working on his own chronicle and reading what early Watchers had thought of him had been mildly amusing, but it was certainly not entertaining enough to hold his attention for long. He wasn't that much of an ego maniac! And besides, he'd already skewed his chronicle enough to make finding him nearly impossible. Especially now that they were looking for a short, hairy, dark skinned man who loved to surf and spent his days sailing the seven seas in search of the perfect wave. Then, out of the blue he'd gotten this call. Recommended by Dr. Daniel Jackson, who was apparently held in high esteem by his new employers. Interesting in and of itself. Daniel, for all his brilliance, was considered a flake and for years had hung about on the fringes of the academia. Not by choice, as Methos had done, but because his ideas were just too extreme. The pyramids 10,000 years old and of unknown origin? Even he'd had difficulty wrapping his brain around that one. The fact that he didn't remember them being built and that they'd always just sort of been there, had gone a long way toward convincing him to treat Daniel with a certain amount of respect. And there was, of course, the boy's marvelous ability with dead languages. Something no one in the community would ever dispute, though they would have very much liked to from what he recalled. With an internal shrug at the vagaries and politics of academic life, Methos went to find the exit. According to the travel plans he'd been given, a car was supposed to be waiting for him. Of course, that was eight hours ago and he didn't exactly have an address even if poor Adam Pierson could afford to splurge on a taxi. Just a phone number with a contact name in case he had any problems. He'd called and left a message right before leaving Chicago, but who knew with universities. They tended to be terribly disorganized when it came to such things from what he recalled. The glass double doors slid open as he stepped within range of the sensors and the warm dry air of the Arizona desert enveloped him. He set his bags on the pavement and looked around, surprised when he spotted a large black sedan with tinted windows in which the name Pierson on a white placard had been placed in the front passenger window. He started to reach for his bags and the window rolled down a few inches. "Dr. Pierson?" a deep male voice called from the shadowy interior. "Yes, I'm Adam Pierson," he acknowledged, relieved he wouldn't have to loiter on the street while waiting for transport. "Leave those, I'll take care of them." A soft click came from the right rear passenger door as it unlocked and Methos reached for the handle with a sigh. Just a little while longer, he thought, and he could have a nice hot shower, crawl between a clean set of sheets and rest for a few hours. Nirvana. He climbed inside, laying his sword case on the floor, a bit startled when he saw the tinted security partition between him and the driver, but then this car service might cater mainly to corporate accounts where privacy was paramount. At least he wouldn't have to make idle chit chat with the driver, he thought putting the matter aside. If the university wanted to spend its money on fancy taxis rather than send a grad student in a beat-up Volvo to meet him, who was he to complain? There was a gentle jounce when the driver tossed his bags into the trunk, and another when it thudded shut behind him as Methos settled himself. The moment they pulled out into the late afternoon traffic he rested his head against the comfortably cushioned seat and stared out the window. How long had it been since he'd been in the area? he mused as he watched the scenery pass by. Sixty, seventy years? No longer, he thought. It was after Butch and Sundance. Right around the time the authorities were hunting down the last of the outlaws. He'd been a ranch hand at one of the big spreads, blending into the crowd. Not that he'd been wanted for anything, he reminded himself sardonically -- for all that he'd implied as much to Dawson. He'd actually been sent West by his New York publisher to capture the essence of the outlaw lifestyle for a series of penny dreadfuls the man had in mind. Later, he'd drifted south across the border and down into Latin America for a time to visit the rubber plantation he'd once owned in Brazil. After he left here, he thought yawning widely, maybe he'd do the same. He drifted to sleep with pleasant thoughts of dusky beauties in thin shifts on balmy tropical nights, certain that the driver would wake him when they reached their destination. A while later, how long he couldn't really tell, Methos woke feeling relaxed and refreshed by his nap. Odd, he thought as he peered out the window. The city was no where in sight and they were traveling through the desert as the last of the sunlight was disappearing. Startled, he sat up straight and considered what to do. No one had actually specified the University in their talks. He'd merely assumed that was who he'd be working for. Then again, no one had bothered to correct that assumption. And that, he chided himself, had been a thoughtless mistake. No doubt he'd been so taken with the prospect of working on "the project" as they called it he hadn't really stopped to think about just who was funding it. With a frown he knocked determinedly on the partition. "Excuse me, driver, but where are we going?" There was no response and he asked again, but the driver didn't seem to notice. Anxiously, he looked around the dark interior of the car searching for the door handle. Running his hand over the door he was horrified to find that there were no handles or indentations. The other door, of course, was identical and he sat back with a sense of numb dismay. Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Methos cursed himself. He should have been more observant when he'd gotten in, but then he probably should have checked more deeply into the nature of the project and who was handling the funding. That he'd been bored with his life and later tired from the flight was no excuse for over confidence and laziness. Damn! He'd been living too easy for too long to have made such an asinine mistake. Maybe MacLeod was right. A little more danger in his life would go a long way toward honing those vaunted survival instincts he was always crowing about. So, Methos thought, finally leaning back again. What have you gotten yourself into this time? Black marketeers? That seemed most likely, he thought ruefully. Someone wanting a personal find translated, or maybe an authentication before an illegal sale. The skullduggery might be a little overdone in his opinion, but he'd been very cleverly manipulated. Something which hadn't happened in quite some time. He tended to think of academic circles as fairly tame, though some of the fringe elements with which one had to deal were often quite similar to organized crime in their machinations. What the hell had Daniel dragged him into?! he wondered angrily. Still, he hadn't actually spoken to Jackson, so the young man might not even be involved. On the other hand, Jackson had simply up and vanished from academia. But then, that was also fairly common when dealing with fringe theorists. When the grant money ran out they tended to take obscure positions at second rate schools where they could pursue their ideas without the pressure of tenure related publishing. He himself had been offered any number of those kinds of jobs. All right, he decided calmly, no need to panic. There was nothing he could do about the situation, so there was no point in worrying -- at least for the moment. And it wasn't as if he hadn't worked for black marketeers in the past -- just not in this century. These days the booming underground trade in ancient artifacts probably led to all sorts of criminal activity. That didn't necessarily mean he was in any danger. Likely, they were just extremely cautious about revealing their operation to a stranger. And from what he'd heard in recent years these modern fellows were mostly non-violent types who tended to be armchair historians with a respect for the professionals. Rumor also had it that they tended to pay excessively well, which generally insured that the professionals they lured into their schemes remained silent. Yes, he could see the naive and oh-so-trusting Daniel accidentally getting involved in this kind of mess, especially if he'd needed the money. And he'd likely thought Adam Pierson, who never published and was always in search of ever more obscure PhDs probably needed the money as well. It would be, on Jackson's part, an act of generosity, albeit utterly misplaced. At that Methos had to laugh. That would be just typical of Daniel, who never thought beyond the parameters of his own obsession. He doubted the young man had changed much in the ensuing years. No doubt he meant well by proffering Adam's name and credentials to his employers, but he was definitely going to have a few choice words for his so-called friend when he caught up with the little bastard again. They drove on for perhaps another twenty minutes as dusk turned to darkness until, in the distance, Methos could see the bright glow of a nearby city. At the next exit the driver pulled off the highway and headed for the light. Much relieved, Methos nodded to himself. At least he'd be near civilization. If necessary, he could play along for a bit, maybe even do the translations, then get the hell out. After another few minutes the car slowed down and Methos peered out the window, mildly confused as to why they were stopping. A moment later he felt his jaw dropping as they pulled into a military guard station and the driver handed over what must have been his orders. "Bloody hell!" Methos gasped as they were waved through. The American military was funding this?! What the hell could they possibly want with a cache of proto-cuneiform tablets?! If that's even what they are, Methos nodded slowly to himself. Could be they were in need of a little code breaking. That would certainly explain the linguistic oddities he'd seen. Well, he thought, if that's what they wanted he'd be happy to oblige. It wasn't like he hadn't done that kind of work either. Though he didn't like to brag about it, he'd done his bit for the war effort in the forties working as a cryptographer for British Intelligence. Those had been heady days indeed, when cracking German codes meant ending the war and saving thousands of lives, not to mention the fascinating intellectual aspect of it. This would also explain the duplicitous methods they'd used to get him here. There'd be fairly tight security, but it was highly unlikely anyone would take him out and chop him into tiny little pieces when they were finished with him. What really surprised him as they headed toward what was obviously a very large installation was the notion that Daniel Jackson might be working here. He'd never seemed the patriotic type. But then, who knew what the military might have offered him. They pulled up in front of a small white washed guest cottage where a young officer with captain's bars stood waiting. "Welcome to Fort Hwachuka, Dr. Pierson," the captain greeted him as he opened the door and Methos stepped out. "Bless you," Methos grinned. "Nasty cold you've got, Captain." The young man gave him a slight smile as if he'd heard the joke a thousand times before. "Thank you, sir, but I was telling you the name of the fort." "Sorry," he grinned even more broadly, not the least bit apologetic after what they'd put him through. The captain nodded stoically. "I'm Ed Shelby. I'll be your liaison while you're here. How was your trip, sir?" "Tedious," Methos responded tersely as the driver, who was not in uniform, carried his bags to the cottage and laid them inside the door. There was no point in saying anything about how he'd been lured here under false pretenses. The captain wasn't likely to have been either responsible or knowledgeable about anything related to his hiring. He was just doing his job as he'd been ordered. "If you'll follow me, I'll show you your quarters," Shelby suggested. Methos nodded curtly and followed him up the flower lined walk to the door where he was handed a set of keys. "As I said, I'll be your liaison while you're with us," Shelby informed him. "If you need anything just pick up the phone and ask the base operator to page me." Methos opened the door and they stepped inside. "There's a packet over there on the desk," he pointed toward the neat living room as he switched on the hall light. "It contains all the information you need on base security, meal times if choose to go to the mess hall, building locations you're free to visit and the restricted areas you are not. If you need anything in one of the restricted areas you should contact me first. You'll also find an identification badge that you must have on your person at all times outside of your quarters." Again, Methos nodded. He'd heard this or similar speeches before. "Are you hungry?" the young man inquired politely. "The kitchen is fully stocked, but if you prefer, I can have sent something sent over." "You guys have surf & turf?" Methos asked, recalling just how well fed the Americans had been during the war. He'd often eaten at their mess hall whenever he'd been invited, just to avoid the half rations and corn flake extended pseudo-meat to which most of Britain had been reduced. The captain nodded. "Oh, yeah. Best lobster you'll find in the state, flown in once a week straight from Maine. How do you want your steak?" "Medium rare." "Baked potato?" Methos grinned. "All the trimmings. Beer, too, if you've got it." "Sir, might I suggest a soft drink, juice or coffee," Shelby said as he gently tried to dissuade him. "You do have a physical in the morning." Methos raised an eyebrow at that. Any alcohol he might have consumed would have long since been metabolized by his Immortal system. Still, when in Rome... "Coffee's fine," he murmured. "I'll have it sent over immediately," the captain told him as he headed for the door. "In the morning if you're up to it after your physical, I'll give you the grand tour and then you can join the rest of the project team for breakfast at the mess hall. There'll be a guard stationed outside if you need anything." Methos thanked the young man, sighing in disgust as he closed the door behind him, recalling the annoyance of getting up every morning at 4 am to get to work. Not that he'd have to here, but they'd be blowing that damned horn for reveille and he'd never been able to sleep through that nonsense in any army. Well, at least he wasn't a prisoner, that was some consolation at any rate. And in the morning he'd get to speak to whoever was in charge and find out why they had approached him in such a clandestine fashion. For now though, he thought, kicking off his shoes as he searched for the shower, he'd be content with this charmingly pleasant cottage, the usual oversized American meal and a decent night's sleep. He'd worry about the little things in the morning. ******************* The day started out much as Methos expected. Noisy. Great bleating horns and the national anthem blaring from loudspeakers into every nook and cranny of the fort. This was shortly followed by thunderous boot stomping accompanied by enthusiastically shouted cadences and the occasional boom sha-ka-la-ka which made the windows vibrate and drove him from the comfort of his bed. He had just enough time to make himself presentable and grab a quick cup of coffee before the door bell rang and a bright eyed, cheerful Captain Shelby appeared looking like an energetic puppy ready to go out and play. Two hours later he'd gotten a clean bill of health from the doctor, a quick tour of the areas he was allowed access to which were surprisingly numerous and a run down on the people he'd be joining for breakfast. There were several well known experts in cuneiform from around the world and a handful of linguists from the military's Defense Language Institute, apparently here to observe. He chatted amiably with the others over breakfast. Though he'd never met any of them, Methos had read a number of their papers. Around midmorning they were escorted to a large room where they were assigned seats with individual files neatly laid at computer terminals and asked to begin working. Methos gave a silent sigh of despair. For the next two days, they were informed, they would be asked to work separately on the same documents in order to create several independent theories for later discussion. A good idea, but incredibly boring. Still, there was the work itself. And as Methos opened his folder he forgot to ask about speaking with senior officers, or complaining about being misled. There was just the work and the fascination of the puzzle before him. ******************* Taps was playing when Methos looked up from his computer screen, surprised at how long he'd been sitting at the cramped station. The remains of his lunch were in the waste basket under the desk and Captain Shelby was patiently waiting. He stood and stretched, rubbing his burning eyes. For two days he'd been practically glued to his seat, frustrated when they wouldn't let him return with the file to his quarters. Whatever they'd given him to work on, the inscriptions went well beyond interesting and into the realm of the fantastical. Though he hadn't yet been allowed access to the actual tablets, the scanned images he'd been shown were among the most well preserved he'd ever seen. No erosion or breaks whatsoever. That alone was curious. Like the others, he'd been given two small sections of different tablets to translate -- obviously part of a larger find. The first had spoken of ancient gateways to the stars. Or maybe stairways to heaven, Methos smirked. The second, of someone called Tok'ra, who'd stood as a weapon, or had some kind of weapon against the evil overlords of the Go-ah-uld. The others were long since gone to dinner when Methos followed the captain out of the building, declining his offer of dinner in the mess and strolling back to his cottage in quiet, thoughtful contemplation of the bits and pieces of stories the tablets had told. If he hadn't heard very nearly every creation epic under the sun and by those who'd learned them from their own forefathers he'd be inclined to think someone was pulling his leg. Yet, there was something about their content which was eerily familiar, though he couldn't quite remember where he might have heard such a tale. Still, there were thousands of such confabulations as he recalled a bit ruefully, mostly based on truth with a lot of pretentious fiction thrown in by the poets for good measure. Truth might be stranger than fiction, but not to a bard who earned his supper by his wit and erudition. He'd heard enough of them over the ages to know when they were taking poetic license with the facts. Of course, in those days that was to be expected. Historic fact versus fiction was never important as long as the pacing of the tale was exciting and the voice telling it was reasonably good. His colleagues seemed equally fascinated from some of the whispered conversations he'd overheard. With a secret smile he opened the front door, realizing that he was looking forward to seeing the expressions on their faces when he presented his findings in the morning. Not one of them had managed to get past the first section with any certainty. He'd only succeeded because he'd recalled an obscure southern Mesopotamian dialect which had been dying out in the wake of successive invasions right around the time he'd taken up with the Horsemen. It was not exactly the same, but close enough to allow for a few educated guesses on his part. And the truth was, Methos finally decided as he pulled a beer from the fridge, it was unlikely they'd let him out of here before the project was completed. The military had gone to a great deal of trouble to get him here in secrecy and, he assumed, the other experts as well. Something about these tablets interested them. And while he didn't really care about their interests, his lay in getting the translations done as quickly as possible. Methos yawned and stretched, then threw himself down on the couch in a comfortable sprawl. Putting his beer on the coffee table he grabbed the remote and turned on the television, shutting it off a moment later when he found the noise irritating. With an exhausted sigh he leaned his head back against the cushions, just resting his eyes as he wondered what to do about dinner. Maybe he could order a pizza, he thought wearily, yawning again. Then again, maybe he should just throw one of those frozen meals they'd left in the freezer into the microwave and nuke it. He opened his eyes and reached for his beer, then thought better of it when the light started to give him a headache. He switched off the lamp and put the room into darkness. Too much time in front of that damnable screen under lousy overhead lighting, he silently complained, rubbing the crease between his brows. A little nap, he thought. Yes, that was the ticket. A little rest and he'd be right as rain in a bit. He wasn't really that hungry anyway. He'd just close his eyes and think about what he was going to do to his old friend Daniel when he got his hands on him. Maybe later he'd have a snack or something. Content for the moment Methos drifted off to sleep, not even waking several hours later when a half a dozen black clad, hooded figures surrounded the tiny guest cottage as they prepared to break in. ******************* "Please come with us, sir." Methos woke with a start, surrounded by several ominous looming figures. For a brief instant he was back in Paris, fearful of renegade Watchers hunting him down as the most ancient of all Immortal abominations. The instant passed and with it came the knowledge of where and when he was. And, if that was so, and he was fairly certain it was, this could only mean one thing. Soldiers. The voice politely repeated the request. Yup, soldiers. He sat up and took a deep breath before getting to his feet. The idea of refusing didn't even enter his mind, nor did asking questions like, "Who are you?" or "Where are you taking me?" The hoods made it obvious they didn't want him to know the first which meant the second would likely go unanswered as well. That left, "What do you want from me?" which he asked as they led him through the back door and out to a waiting truck. "Your complete cooperation," the voice responded neutrally. Oh, well, of course they wanted that! Methos thought dryly. But his cooperation in what? How could he cooperate if he didn't know what they wanted? He decided on simply doing as he was told and with a quiet sigh he climbed in and took a seat, surrounded by his captors. They rode in silence after that. Not long and not far. Somewhere on the fort he was certain. "Move," the voice ordered him out of the truck and Methos obliged, suppressing his sudden anxiety as they entered what he quickly recognized as the medical building. The antiseptic smell of the halls lingered in his nostrils as they marched him up a corridor, through multiple sets of security doors and into a changing room. Two of the black clad figures remained by the door as the others, he assumed, took up positions outside. "Strip," he was told and pointed toward an open locker where a hospital gown sat neatly on an upper shelf. Savagely controlling his sudden urge to cut and run despite the fact that he was greatly out numbered, Methos quietly followed the instructions. Immortals and modern hospitals did not mix well. A standard physical was never a problem. The most that generally happened was that he was cordially asked to donate a pint or two of blood. All Immortals were universal donors, just as they were all perfectly healthy textbook specimens. He didn't know what the results of a more intensive study might show about Immortal physiology, but he dreaded the idea of being subjected to one. "Look, I've already had a physical," he pointed out as he slid the gown over his shoulders. The ensuing silence did not bode well, nor did the opening of a second door which led to a very well appointed examination room. "In there," the voice ordered and Methos briefly closed his eyes, taking a deep breath as he steeled himself for what was about to come. ******************* Cold. He was cold and his insides were shivering with the shock of what had been done -- clenching tight against any further invasion as his hands gripped the hard edge of the exam table. They'd started by searching his body. Every inch of it inside and out. Three doctors, each taking turns examining him and correlating their findings. There'd been x-rays, followed by an alphabet soup of tests. MRI, EKG, EEG and an EMG where painful electrical charges had been run through his arms and legs to see how the nerves worked. Somehow, he'd thought that was the worst. He taken hundreds of Quickenings, felt the exquisitely agonizing sensation of being seared by lightening, but this was not the same. The sudden, random impacts of electrical energy in the space of a few moments were nothing compared to the slow, methodical, utterly impersonal torture of waiting for the comparatively tiny jolts to come. Then they'd started taking samples. Blood, hair, fingernails, saliva and tissue from various portions of his anatomy. He was handed a cup and told to fill it. With what he didn't have to ask. Finally, they'd opened him up again with a brightly cold speculum, took a stool sample, checked his prostate and filled another little cup with his ejaculate. All without ever asking his permission or inquiring as to whether or not he was comfortable. Through it all Methos had remained silent and aloof, deliberately numbing himself to either anger or humiliation. He'd lived through worse, certainly. Although, he was forced to admit, nothing so impersonally cruel. Even being fingered for sale at auction had at least taken into account that he physically existed. That he was not simply an amalgam of parts to be catalogued, scrutinized and studied. Still, he would heal, and he would not allow them to see the emotional hurt they had rendered. There would be time later to lick his wounds and weep for his lost dignity. Without a word the doctors left and he hopped from the table and went to clean himself as best he could. He moved slowly and the guards at the door, who had remained throughout, did not trouble him. When he was done one of them handed him something to wear. Not his own clothes, but a crisp blue prison issue coverall and a pair of soft shoes. Oh, dear gods, they knew! They knew what he was. Or if not that, then that he was something other than human. Methos put a hand on the counter to steady himself. He must not give in to despair. How much they knew was still in question and, more importantly, what they intended to do with that information. He dressed in silence, trying to maintain his emotional distance and not speculate on how they had learned that he was different. He must simply bide in quiet and allow them to ask their questions, which surely they would do and soon. His answers must depend on what they asked, not what he thought they knew. He didn't have long to wait, these people were nothing if not efficient. He was led across the hall and into a room so brightly lit it made his head ache. Which was, he supposed, the point. The walls were painted a drab, institutional grayish green, obviously meant to instill hopelessness. A hard, straight backed chair and nondescript table were bolted to the concrete floor and he was told to take a seat. Behind him, a single, sexless guard in the black on black ensemble they all wore stood silently at attention in the corner. An entirely sobering setting indeed, Methos was forced to admit. The physical examination, long and painful, had been meant not just for the gathering of information, but to break him down -- softening him up just enough for this. And to some degree it had worked, he realized with chagrin. He was definitely afraid of these people and of what they were capable of doing to him. Still, he was made of sterner stuff and unlike anyone they had ever encountered which he hoped would be to his advantage. "Who are you?" Methos glanced around the tiny room, no bigger than a walk-in closet, searching for the origin of the disembodied, electronically altered voice, but the speakers were extremely well hidden. No doubt the cameras watching him were as well. "You should know," he finally responded. "You invited me here." "We invited Adam Pierson, but it's obvious that's not who you are." He shouldn't have been surprised by the accusation, but he was. "You must be mistaken." "You are not Adam Pierson. There is no Adam Pierson." "I AM Adam Pierson," he insisted, though he suspected it was futile and he was right. "Your birth certificate is a fraud. Adam Pierson does not exist. Neither did Helena Pierson, or Benjamin Pierson, the supposed parents of the child. They are fictional constructs." Shit! Methos inwardly cringed. Unlike most Immortals in the modern era he'd learned early never to take names off headstones and assume a real identity. Instead, he thought he'd been clever, using his medical background to issue false birth certificates over the years. Even now, it was easy enough to slip into the system through small, backwater hospitals as an orderly or nurse, create the necessary documents, have a distracted clerk file the appropriate forms and allow them to remain dormant until he had need of the identity. Adam Pierson had come into existence in just such a manner in 1965. Twenty years later he'd simply gone round to his "father's" solicitor, produced an equally fictitious set of death certificates and inherited his modest estate. And now the game was up. On the other hand, he thought with just a touch of hope, maybe he wasn't as bad off as he had thought. Perhaps they simply thought he was a spy. He hadn't been the first to have that idea, not by any stretch of imagination. He had in fact stolen it from the Americans, who'd played that game even before the First World War. But then, he wasn't about to admit to being a spy either if he could avoid it. A bullet to the brain might be the least of his worries at that point. "Your research is wrong," Methos said to the blank wall before him, hoping to draw them out a little more. If anyone was Adam Pierson he certainly was. Let them prove he wasn't. And they did exactly that. With his stomach tightening in ever increasing knots the voice proceeded to list almost every identity Methos had ever owned during the age of modern banking. Every account had been traced and by virtue of these his university records. From Vienna to Harvard they had it all. From there they recounted a plethora of evidence from ships' logs, deeds, estate sales, property taxes he'd paid, court cases he'd either brought or been named in, to the church bans posted for his three most recent marriages -- essentially public records of every kind from the 16th century onward. "Now, what are you?" the voice asked when it had finished with its accounting. He sat quietly for a long moment wearing a calculatedly distressed expression, plotting. They did not know about Immortals, he decided. In fact, they did not really know much about him. They were simply on a fishing expedition having inadvertently found something they'd never seen. Good, he thought. He would give them what they wanted. A nice, neat fable with enough truth thrown in for them to do whatever checking they needed and believe. He would not worry now about what came later. "What am I?" he repeated thoughtfully. "I am a man. I was born in the year 1283," he told them, dating himself a little earlier than they had for the sake of realism and because there would likely be no records that far back. "I was called Valerie du Fontaine. The third son of a third son of minor nobility with little ambition except to enter a monastery and further my studies as a monk. My family found this acceptable and I was shortly enrolled with the brothers who served the Knights Templar in France. Not long after this the King of France declared the Knights anathema. Soldiers came and arrested those they could, killing the rest who were of little importance. "They killed me, too," he murmured softly, recalling the day it had happened and he'd been driven from his brief sanctuary. He sighed deeply for his captors' benefit. "At least," he added, "I think they did. I do not know for certain. "This monastery was built above an ancient grotto, where it was said a vision of Christ himself appeared to a shepherd and baptized the boy." In truth, it had been an old Roman bathhouse, where the whores had been among the best in Gaul. Then again, maybe Christ had appeared to bless that notorious den of sin and iniquity. It would have been just like him according to Peter and Paul. "Weak with blood loss and thirst I crawled to the shrine and drank of its holy waters. For three days I lay there," he went on, keeping up the Christian imagery. "Praying to God and asking that I might be healed. On the fourth day, which was the Feast of All Saints, I awoke to find my prayers had been answered." He paused to increase the drama of his tale and devoutly crossed himself, murmuring a blessing. "Amazed," he finally continued. "I left this place and returned to my home, remaining in the bosom of my family for many years. Eventually, it came to be noticed that I was not growing older and in fear of being burned for a witch and as a heretic because of my past with the Templars, I fled to England. From there began my many journeys and many lives, such as you have discovered. I broke no laws, harmed no one, and disrespected no man worthy to be called such. I have lived as honestly and as honorably as can be expected of any man, until this century where I was forced to take steps to ensure my survival. I stole nothing from anyone. I did not take a name that belonged to another, nor moneys I had not earned." "You entered this country fraudulently and illegally claimed dual citizenship," the voice pointed out. "Damn straight I did!" he told them putting a little honest anger into his voice. "I fought in your bloody revolution!" He'd been running from Kronos back then and hadn't had much of a choice, but he still felt entitled. "Didn't you find a record of that? Dr. Francis Benjamin of Bedersville, Pennsylvania. There used to be a plaque in the town square with my name on it!" There was silence from the gallery and he knew he'd scored a point. "We will continue checking your story, and watching you closely," the voice told him. "In the meantime, you may return to the project until we find another use for you." "Another use?" Methos asked softly. He didn't like the sound of that. "If you are not useful, then you're dangerous. Don't bite the hand that feeds you," the voice threatened. "It hits hard." The icy finger of dread trailed down his spine as he followed the guard back to the changing room. They would not let him go. Not in a year, not in ten years. And what if they couldn't find another use for him? He shivered at the thought as he stripped off the coverall and got out his clothes. Then he would make himself useful. He'd done it before. To Kronos, to Caesar, even to Khan. He would be the most useful, docile cat in the barn -- until he unsheathed his claws and they realized he wasn't tamed at all. ******************* The little cottage was quiet and filled with late afternoon shadows when they dropped him off and watched him go inside. Reflexively, Methos locked and bolted the door then headed for the bathroom where he hurriedly shed his clothes and climbed into the shower to wash the stink of fear from his pores. He turned the hot water up until it was near scalding and stood in the billowing waves of steam as it pounded over his back while he rested his forehead against the cool of the tiled stall. It eased the cramps in his muscles, gained over the long hours where he'd held himself tense and relaxed him enough to allow his stomach to unknot. Finally, he slid to the floor, kneeling over the drain as he heaved up bile and shook so hard he had to grab hold of the wall. A delayed reaction to the stress and the shock, he reminded himself. Neither unprecedented, nor unexpected. Quite healthy, in fact, came the sardonic thought. He turned his face up to the spray and rinsed his mouth, then sat with his arms wrapped around his legs while the water poured down on his head. Eventually, the water cooled and he drew himself up, turned off the shower and toweled himself down. Pulling his robe off the back of the door he slid into it and climbed into bed, curling up with his arms around a pillow. He was so tired and yet so overwrought sleep would not come. He hated this feeling. This helplessness he recalled all too well from days long past when others had taken charge of his life. It was useless, he realized, to even contemplate escape at the moment. They would be watching for that. And it was doubtful he could get off the base, or if he did, he suspected, he wouldn't get very far. Why they had even let him return to work on their little pet project he couldn't even guess, nor did he want to try. In their own way these people were as dangerous to him as any head hunter. Revolutionary war hero or not, he doubted they would trouble much over dissecting him like a frog. He shivered at the thought. Better their willing tool than an unwilling science project, he reasoned. There was nothing they could learn from his body anyway, he realized. The medical exams could not have shown anything untoward or they would not have let him come back to the project. It was all in the Quickening. And if they got that from him it wouldn't matter anymore. Methos lifted his head as the solemn sound of taps began to play in the distance signaling the end of the work day. This was the time when in days past the soldiers would leave off what they were doing and lay their dead to rest as they laid aside the day. It was a quiet time. A momentary pause in the insanity of war which he'd once come to love for the sense of peace it brought him. And given his reaction, he mused, as the last of the shudders left him, apparently he still did. With a sigh, Methos punched up the pillow and tucked it under his head. He was free of that place for the moment, and if he played their little game one day he would be quit of them too. He yawned and closed his eyes. As the last notes faded in the distance, Methos made peace with the terrors of the day and at last drifted off into the tranquillity of a dreamless night. ******************* Reveille sounded and Methos groaned yanking the pillow over his head. Bloody great nuisance, he thought, when he didn't have to be anywhere until seven. Then he paused, realizing just how lucky he was to be hearing reveille at all. He threw off the pillow and sat up, wondering if it had all been just an awful nightmare. He lifted his hands to rub the sleep from his eyes and caught sight of a small bandage on his wrist where they'd taken blood gasses or something equally painful. Angrily, he ripped it off, taking a little skin with it. He didn't care and he watched himself heal, sighing with relief at the tiny prickles of energy which danced over his flesh. Nightmare it might be, but he was alive and relatively free. And for that he felt extraordinarily blessed. Five thousand years wasn't enough. Not for him. Greedy creature that he was, he wanted more. Feeling slightly giddy, another reaction to the previous day's shocks he knew, Methos climbed out of bed and got himself ready for work. By the time Captain Shelby showed up, he was dressed, fed and bouncing around the cottage to one of his favorite bands. "Good morning, Ed," Methos greeted him as he opened the door, surprised they'd let the young man remain his liaison. He would have reassigned the captain and given the prisoner a less affable guardian. "What's that?" he asked, noticing the large blue plastic container in the other man's hands. "I'm glad to see you're okay," Shelby smiled. "They sent word you'd gone to the infirmary night before last. My wife made soup just in case you were still out of sorts this morning." Methos hid the shock of his surprise. The man hadn't a clue as to what had happened. Which could only mean one thing in a military society. Whoever had dragged him out of here wasn't in charge of the project -- and wasn't yet high enough in rank to order him a permanent guard. More importantly, a faction within the ranks meant whatever he was working on was considered important to national security. Nothing else could so incite an American to conspiracies and plots. These of course were of no concern to Methos. What did concern him was finding out who was in charge and getting himself placed under their protection for as long as he was involved. "I'm feeling much better this morning," Methos smiled, taking the soup. "And do thank your dear wife, her concern is truly appreciated. I'll have it for lunch." Shelby frowned. "Why don't you take it easy today," he suggested. "You've probably been working too hard. Anyway, you can slack off a bit now that you've got the job." "Got the job?" Methos asked, confused. "Didn't they tell you? That's what all the separate work stations were about. You know, a test to see who was the best. And you're it. Congratulations. The project is all yours." "Mine," Methos echoed, feeling numb. "Yeah. General Hammond flew in yesterday morning to thank the other participants and send them home. I guess he figured you weren't up to company." Methos wanted to scream in frustration. "Who's General Hammond?" he asked instead. Shelby shook his head and shrugged. "He's the man in charge. The senior officer. I don't know exactly what he does. National security. Very hush hush." "I see," Methos nodded. "Is there any way I can speak with him? To discuss the goals of the project, of course." "I'll put in a request," Shelby offered. "I can't say if he'll respond." "What was your impression of the man?" Methos asked, hoping against hope that he could count on the general's support. If he could at least get the project moved away from the fort he might stand a better chance of getting out of this thing in a reasonable amount of time. "Solid," Shelby nodded thoughtfully. "I'd let him watch my back." Methos raised an eyebrow. A high compliment indeed from a soldier. "I'll bear that in mind," he responded, tucking his soup under one arm and closing the door as he stepped outside. Having done all he could at the moment, he headed off to work, not knowing whether to curse himself for an egotistical fool and "winning" the project, or thank whatever gods he could recall that he had. He had to wonder if his usefulness to the general had thwarted his usefulness to the others. Or were their goals similar and just their methods divergent? Still, it didn't really matter, did it? He was here and there was work to do. Enough to keep him occupied and out of the hands of those who were obviously up to no good. ******************* It had been almost two weeks since his arrival and Methos was working quietly at his desk, alone in what had once been the testing room. The cramped work stations were gone and in their place had come a comfortably cushioned chair, an oversized mahogany desk, wide work tables, movable chalk boards and a bank of state of the art computers, faster and with greater memory than anything he had ever owned. If he hadn't felt he'd been so callously ill-used Methos might have been content to stay here. As things stood now, he felt continually frustrated. What he could see of the tablets, which he still hadn't been given access to, was just as fascinating as he'd first thought. The problem was with some of the photographic imagery. Whatever they were made of didn't look like either stone or clay, or even gold, but some kind of metal which gave off a reflective halo through the lens distorting the image just enough to make him unsure of his translations. A rubbing, or even an artist's rendition would have been far superior to what he'd been given. Despite the fact that he had spent most of his life reading incised characters on a variety of materials and was used to their peculiar natural shadows from being placed on various walls and other objects, this was entirely different in that he didn't recognize the shadings being reflected here. They seemed to shift from photograph to photograph making it unclear as to what was part of the letter and what was not. At this point, he wasn't even sure of the original translation which had gotten him the job, though no one seemed to be complaining. It was almost as if they had expected his answers, or knew whether or not the translations were accurate. Methos shook his head and sighed. It was all so damnably odd. The phone rang and he reached for it absently. "Pierson," he answered. "Adam?" "Daniel?!" Methos sat back in his chair, clutching the cord like a lifeline. "Yeah. Hi. General Hammond asked me to give you a call. He said to apologize because he's been in Washington and couldn't get back to you. He mentioned that you wanted to discuss the project?" Taking a deep breath, Methos kept a tight rein on his anger toward the younger man. "Daniel, where exactly are you?" "Me? Where? Oh, I'm at home. Why?" "I thought I'd get to see you here. You know, catch up on old times." "Gee, Adam, I'd really like that, but I won't be going anywhere for a while." "How so?" "I kinda had a little accident. That's why I recommended you to fill in while I was gone." Fill in?! Methos silently exclaimed. The nerve of the boy! "Well, I appreciate it, Danny. Really I do." One day he was going to show him just how much and make that little accident seem like a paper cut. "Was there something you needed? I mean about the project," Jackson clarified. "Yes," Methos smiled as he picked up the image he'd been attempting to translate. "Yes, there is. Have you seen these photographs? The ones they've asked me to work on?" ******************* "It's a legitimate request, Jack." "Look, I'm sure your buddy is a great guy, but you know the rules. Nothing goes out of the SGC unless it's to R&D. If he wants to look at the tablets up close and personal he'll have to come here. And stay here. For the duration." O'Neill silently groaned. Just what Stargate Command needed -- another hopeless geek. There was a brief moment of silence on the other end of the phone. "You're right, I know. It's just, he's the really quiet type. Very gentlemanly. Wouldn't hurt a fly. The SGC can be a little intense, if you know what I mean." O'Neill rolled his eyes. "Listen, why don't you just ask him? If he's anything like you, he'll be so hypnotized by those tablets he'll only come up for air and meals and won't notice a damn thing that's going on." He could almost see Daniel frowning across the line. "I notice, Jack. I just try not to make an issue of it when you put gum in my shoes, or chocolate pudding in my pants." "Hey, that was not me! I'd never stoop to the old chewing gum in the shoes gag. Must've been Sam." Daniel laughed softly. "Okay, Jack. I'll let Adam know you'll make the arrangements." "Don't you want to ask him first?" "Already did. He agreed right off the bat. I do know the rules, Jack." "So what was this whole conversation about?" "Just having a little fun. It's weird, you know, but I kind of miss you getting on my case about stuff." "Oh, well if that's all it is. Not like you're trying to give me AN ULCER!" Jack slammed down the phone and laughed. Imagine that, the little dweeb had actually missed his regular ass chewing. ******************* Methos stood outside the small apartment complex where Daniel lived, trying to decide the best approach to take with him. Have Adam Pierson beat Daniel within an inch of his life and disappear for the next fifty years, or let Death come to terrorize him with the possibilities? With a muted snarl he nervously fingered the small piece of paper lying crumpled in his pocket. "We'll be watching you," was all that it had said, but that was all they had needed. A reminder that while he might have arranged a brief reprieve they still knew how to find him. He leaned his head back and stared up at the night sky. What was he still doing here? Why hadn't he run? Certainly not because he was angry with Danny. He'd tolerated worse fools than that. Loyalty? Now that was more likely, he admitted with a touch of chagrin. Because he knew for sure that if he did run, they would hunt him, and while they might not find him, they would find Joe and Mac and all he held dear. And in finding them they would surely find out everything -- causing the worst nightmare of every Immortal living in this modern age to come true. And while he knew enough to hide, the others wouldn't. So, it would serve no purpose to run at the moment, unless he truly wished to win the Prize by virtue of default. Damn it! he sighed angrily. He would just have to see this thing through and hope for the best. Maybe they'd lose interest in a few years and find some other poor sod to torment. Or maybe their superiors would find their report so utterly ridiculous that they would undercut their own position, especially if he were not there to be physical proof for them. It was Daniel and his friends then, or nothing. Before he could change his mind Methos went inside, finding the apartment without any problem. He knocked and heard what sounded like books falling, a shout of pain mixed with frustration and finally, Daniel's voice yelling that the door was open. He stepped inside and felt his anger start to melt away. Poor Daniel looked battered enough at the moment. Besides, he'd never been the sort to pull the wings off flies or torture wounded puppies. Daniel's right leg was in a cast that reached to his hip and braced by the wheel chair so that it stuck out in front of him. His left arm was immobilized in a sling and one eye had been blackened, though the coloring was almost completely faded. "Danny?" "Adam? Adam!" He dropped the rest of the books he'd been fumbling with and worked the controls so that the chair jerked forward. Methos moved to help, but Daniel waved him off. "It's okay, I've nearly got the hang of this thing." "Must have been some accident," he said, shaking his head as he stowed his duffel near the door with the rest of his things. "Remind me to tell you someday when it's no longer classified." Methos raised an eyebrow at that. Pip squeak Danny really was working for the military. Amazing. "So," Daniel said, smiling innocently at him. "It's great to see you, Adam. They told me you were due at the base in the morning." Methos nodded and took a seat on the couch. "I am, but I told my liaison I'd make my own way here and caught an early flight out instead. Thought I'd come round first and see how you were doing before they chained me to a desk." Daniel rolled his eyes. "As well as can be expected given this." He looked down at his body and shrugged gingerly. "Could be worse, I guess." Methos sighed and shook his head. "Danny, how in the world did you of all people get involved with the military?" "Pretty much the same way you did." Methos tried not to flinch. No, it hadn't been the same for Daniel. He was sure of it. "Somebody approached me and made an offer I couldn't resist." "Couldn't resist?" "It's fascinating stuff, Adam. I wish," he sighed. "I wish I could tell you all of it, but I can't. Not yet, anyway." "Classified?" "Only some of it, now that you're in. But the best stuff... The best stuff comes later. Believe me!" "Really?" Methos murmured, surprised at the heartfelt enthusiasm he was hearing. There was something more exciting to Daniel than proving his own bizarre theories correct? Now that was interesting. "Even if it weren't classified I wouldn't tell you now, because you wouldn't believe me. Not without seeing. And because they want you to do the translations first. Without any outside input. The way I did, so they know the work won't be influenced by it. But honestly, Adam," he sighed. "It's worth it! All the frustration... All the disappointment... Just, trust me on this. When you're done, you'll get it. All of it." Methos nodded thoughtfully, very much intrigued against his better judgment. At least, he thought as Daniel sent him to fetch a beer for himself and a couple of aspirin to ease his injuries, he'd be doing something which appealed to him -- and that too was something of a mystery. ******************* Great Gods! Methos silently exclaimed as they pulled up to the entrance of the SGC. It's a bloody bunker! What the hell were these people working on? "So what does SGC stand for?" Methos asked his driver, staring numbly at what would likely be his home for at least the next year. "That's classified, sir." "Of course it is." Silly me, he thought sarcastically, wanting to know the name of the place where I'm expected to live. Without a word the driver collected Methos' luggage and led him past a pair of heavily armed guards, into a large reception area where more soldiers were stationed. His things were taken to be X-rayed and carefully searched, just as he was. As his fingertips and retinas were being scanned it suddenly hit home to Methos that these people were deadly serious. Whatever they were hiding in this mountain was considered paramount to this nation's security. And if such were truly the case, he wanted desperately to know what it was. He hadn't survived 5,000 years by playing ostrich, not about the things that really mattered. They were just finishing their examination of the last of his luggage when the elevator opened and a man in green fatigues wearing colonel's leaves on his collar stepped out looking bored and resigned. This, Methos thought, must be Daniel's Colonel O'Neill -- the bane of his existence and apparently, a minor god. O'Neill opened his mouth to greet his guest then his eyes caught sight of Methos' sword case lying open as they searched it and he turned away. "Hello, gorgeous! Come to papa!" O'Neill's hands strayed toward the object of his very obvious desire and Methos cleared his throat. The colonel looked up, looking like a kid caught with his hand in a cookie jar. "Dr. Pierson?" he asked, holding out that same hand while trying to regain something of the professional expression he'd originally worn. "I'm Jack O'Neill." "Colonel," Methos greeted him, shaking hands. "I take it this little lady is yours," he nodded toward the case which the guard had closed and placed with the rest of Methos' belongings. "Yes, she is," he grinned, enjoying the look of surprise on the colonel's face. "I have an extensive collection at home, but she's an old friend so I thought I'd bring her along." It was obvious from the colonel's expression that he'd never met a 'geek' with a passion for arms and armor. "I hope it's all right." "Hell, yeah!" O'Neill looked fondly at the soldiers guarding the reception area. "We like knives here, don't we, kids?" "SIR, YES, SIR! WE LIKE KNIVES, SIR!" Methos chuckled softly and grabbed his bags which consisted of a neatly packed duffel, a medium sized carry-all and his sword case. "What, no suitcases filled with books?" O'Neill asked, leading him into the elevator. "I'm sure Daniel brought enough for both of us." "I'll say," O'Neill muttered as he pressed a button and sent the elevator downward, then cast his eyes longingly at the case. "So, where'd you find her? That's an Ivanhoe right? 12th century if I'm not mistaken." Methos nodded, impressed. "A weapons dealer in London," he stated simply. Of course, the weapons dealer had also been the same master smith who'd forged him a fine set of chain mail as well, but O'Neill didn't need to know these things. "Practice much, or is it just for show?" "As often as I'm able," Methos admitted. "Though it's hard to find decent sparring partners nowadays." O'Neill gently shook his head and rubbed the crease between his eyes. "Are you sure you're Adam Pierson?" "What? Not bookish enough?" Methos asked, a smile playing at his lips. "Does the word 'mild' ring a bell?" Methos laughed softly. "I know I'm not Daniel, but if you like, I can accidentally drop a few of your favorite, most breakable possessions on occasion," he offered helpfully. O'Neill looked thoughtful for a moment then shook his head sadly as the elevator opened at their floor. "Nah. It's no fun if it isn't spontaneous. But thanks anyway." They stepped out and Methos glanced around at the bland concrete walls. "Nice bunker. Love what you've done with the place. Who's your decorator?" "Converted missile silo," O'Neill corrected. "And it was a unique fixer- upper." Charming, Methos thought. Not a bomb shelter, but a shelter for a bomb. He followed silently as the colonel led him to his new quarters, where he stowed his gear. "That all you brought?" O'Neill asked curiously. Methos nodded. "I like to travel light." "Not much shopping out this way," the colonel responded. "But you can requisition anything you need. Just ask... Well, ask anyone in uniform. Except the general," he qualified. "Don't ask him. Not that he doesn't know how to requisition supplies. I'm sure he does. But..." Methos grinned as O'Neill dug himself further into a hole. "Wouldn't you like to show me where I'll be working?" "Yes!" O'Neill exclaimed gratefully. "I would love to show you the laboratory, and the library, and... Hell, I'll even show you the mess hall and the rec room. Come on, Pierson, what'd'ya say? You pumped for this? I'm pumped!" Laughing softly as he followed the other man out, Methos had to admit that he was rather impressed with Jack O'Neill. Despite the fact that he was obviously a fine and dedicated soldier, he also had the wit not to take himself too seriously. Given whatever was taking place here that was probably a good thing. A very good thing, indeed. ******************* Methos smiled as he surveyed his new domain. Actually, it was Daniel's office, but according to O'Neill, Daniel wasn't in it most of the time. That seemed odd, but then there seemed to be a number of oddities about this base that he couldn't seem to put his finger on. First and foremost was the attitude of the SGC's denizens. Upbeat, for the most part, best described it. And if memory served, duty like this should have been particularly onerous to those assigned. Yet, there seemed to be an air of purposefulness mixed with the kind of tension he'd only seen during wartime. Of course, that might have something to do with whatever was going on several floors below inside the restricted levels to which he did not have access. Another oddity was the medical center, where much to his relief he'd been given a very cursory exam. Every possible piece of medical equipment and a few whose purpose he could only guess at had been crammed into the area. Not to mention the dozens of folding beds he'd seen neatly stacked in a side corridor. Almost as if they were preparing for a siege. Or under siege, he mused thoughtfully as he stepped over to the desk and took a seat. There was a sharp knock and Methos looked up to see a very pretty blond wearing combat pants and a tee shirt standing in the door. Behind her came a tall, muscular black man, similarly dressed but sporting a drab green bandanna around his bald pate, pushing a handcart loaded with black bomb proof cases into the room. He rose to greet them. "Hi, I'm Samantha Carter," the blond greeted him a little breathlessly as she lifted one of the cases. "And this is Teal'c. " "Adam Pierson," Methos responded as he moved to help her. "Damn that's heavy," he said as the weight of the case unexpectedly strained against his muscles. "What have you got in these things? Gold bullion?" Samantha grinned. "Close enough. Your tablets." She glanced at Teal'c, who nodded once and began unloading the contents of the cart alongside the far wall. Methos' brows went up. "They aren't gold," he told her bluntly. "If they were, I could have read them off the photos." "No, they're not," she agreed. "What they are is classified." Methos said nothing, laying the case he was still holding on the work table in the center of the room. He opened it slowly, staring down at the dull metal. "They're not radioactive or anything, I hope?" he asked facetiously. It might not kill him, but he didn't really want to find out the hard way. And certainly not in front of the troops. "No, not radioactive -- or anything," Samantha answered with a grin as she went to assist her companion. He reached out and ran his fingers along the incised letters on the obverse, jumping back with a terrified start and clutching his fist as a tiny spark of his Quickening was pulled from his hand and fed back into him tenfold. "Something wrong?" she asked, obviously surprised by his reaction. Methos stared at the tablet and shook his head. "Just a bit of static from the carpet," he murmured absently, rubbing his fingers together. Whatever this stuff was it made him feel as if he'd taken a minor jolt of energy. Just enough to make his Quickening thrum with the hint of power that was waiting. Incredible! Samantha stared at him oddly and Methos savagely controlled his sudden urge to grasp the tablet. Instead, he swallowed hard and went to look through Daniel's supplies. After a little searching he found what he needed, snapping on a pair of latex gloves to insulate his hands. As he went about preparing, digging out book stands to prop the tablets up he glanced at Carter. "Are these all the tablets?" he asked. "Actually, there are two hundred and thirty-seven in varying sizes." Methos nodded, already planning his strategy. "I'll need more room then." "We're preparing an office and work space for you now. It would have been ready, but we had a little emergency earlier." "Any time within the next day or so will be fine, thank you," he responded with a brief smile. "Is there a report on the order in which the tablets were found?" "I'll have it sent up," she offered. "This was the first batch we brought out, and if you'll note," she pointed to the case on the table. "They're labeled and coded." Methos looked to the case. "P4X37-001," he read softly. "Very good. I'll mark the stands." Mentally dismissing her, he removed the tablet from its silk lined case without incident, propped it up then went to get a blank note book from the stack beneath Daniel's desk and proceeded to get to work. It was a long time later when he finally looked up and with a touch of amazement at his own poor manners, realized he hadn't even thanked them. Oh well, he supposed with a mental shrug as he discarded the thought, they must be used to it by now with Daniel around and contentedly went back to work. ******************* "Jacob!" General Hammond called as his old friend stepped through the Stargate followed by another less welcome yet familiar face. "Anise," he greeted the female Tok'ra coolly. "George," Jacob Carter smiled as they shook hands. "Where's Sam and the rest of SG-1?" "Semi-annual physicals," he explained briefly as he led the way to the conference room. "They'll be joining us shortly. Why? Your message didn't sound urgent. Was it?" Jacob looked to the woman, who spoke in the reverberating tones of her symbiot. "It is not urgent," Anise admitted. "But the high council of the Tok'ra finds this discovery of yours to be of great interest." "Of great interest?" the general asked, taking a seat at the conference table. "Yes. These tablets you have discovered seem to relate to a myth among our people of a great leader, one of the Ancients, who was also blended, and somehow became a weapon against the Goa'uld." "He himself became a weapon?" the general asked, confused. "So the myth claims," Anise agreed. "I was sent to assist Dr. Jackson in translating the tablets. It was felt that while there may be no practical application for the information, nonetheless it should be properly documented." "I'm afraid that won't be possible," the general explained. "Dr. Jackson isn't working on the project and the expert we've hired doesn't have the security clearance to even know about the gate much less what's on the other side." "George," Jacob interrupted quietly. "God knows I understand about security. But there's more to this than just our interest in an ancient myth. Do you know how the Tok'ra began their fight against the Goa'uld?" The general shook his head. "As you know, the Tok'ra haven't been very forthcoming with that kind of information." Jacob sighed and nodded in understanding. "The tale dates back to even before Selmak was born. Around the time of the uprising against Ra and his forces on Earth. For some reason the genetic memory of the Tok'ra is incomplete on the subject, but what they do recall is fascinating. One of the Ancients befriended a blended one and when his host lay dying and there was no other with which to blend, the Ancient chose to blend himself rather than see his friend die. Now, this is important, because the legends state that the Ancients could not be blended. That their bodies somehow rejected and destroyed the Goa'uld parasite. How he did it is lost, but once blended he and his symbiot took the name Tok'ra and began to organize a grass roots resistance. On Earth and around the galaxy. Until that point the alliance against the Goa'uld had struck only at obvious threats to their own security. But he took the fight a step further. Made it personal. "Now," Jacob nodded. "I know that the past is not germane to the current hostilities. Heck, no one's seen or heard from the Ancients in at least ten millennia. But the Tok'ra have recently suffered some serious losses and the council felt that knowing more about their past might help to re-enthuse some of our younger members who are feeling somewhat demoralized at the moment. And, of course, it might also give us a clue as to where the Ancients have gone. It couldn't hurt to be able to ask them for help." The general nodded thoughtfully. He certainly understood the importance of high moral amongst soldiers during wartime, though given that the Asgard had yet to uphold their end of the bargain in assisting Earth in her fight against the Goa'uld threat, he was not hopeful the Ancients would be of any more help. "I'll tell you what," he finally offered. "You can meet with Dr. Pierson, but only as your hosts. Talk with him, see how he's doing on the translations -- he's been providing us with daily reports, but I'm not really qualified to judge his progress. If you think he's working fast enough to suit your needs then we'll leave things as they are. If not, I'll reconsider your request." Jacob nodded though Anise seemed ready to argue the point. He silenced her with a look and she settled back in her chair. "Agreed," she frowned. "Good. Now, you'll want to change out of those clothes before you go up." Jacob grinned. "Selmak says green isn't really my color, but she'll go along with the need for secrecy." George smiled. "She should have seen us back in 'Nam." Jacob's eyes glowed as Selmak suddenly spoke. "I have his memories of that," she smirked. "Pink lace? You rogue, you!" ******************* Methos tapped a pencil against his teeth staring thoughtfully at the tablet in front of him. The story thus far seemed to relate how this fellow Tok'ra, who had once been two individuals before something referred to as the "joining" went out among the star peoples -- whoever they were -- arousing them to the frenzy of battle against their common enemy, the infamous Go-ah-uld. An interesting tale, though he didn't believe a word of it. It was likely a metamorphic retelling of a natural event by some priest soliciting funds for a new temple or grandiose statue. Of course, now came the inevitable listing of the places Tok'ra had visited, the people he'd spoken with and the adventures he'd had along the way. The problem was, after each of these place names came a series of seven symbols which bore no resemblance to any of the characters he'd worked with thus far. There was a knock at the door and Methos sighed at the interruption. Still, he admitted, he could use a break. A week of solid translations with little to do besides eat and sleep had made him a very dull Immortal. Stretching his shoulders, he stood and turned, surprised to see his high ranking visitors. "Dr. Pierson," a heavy-set man with kindly eyes strode forward, confidently offering his hand. "I'm General Hammond. This is General Carter and Dr. Anise. I apologize for the--" "Methos?" Carter interrupted, eyes wide and staring in obvious astonishment. The Immortal in question went very still. "I beg your pardon?" "You are Methos," the man insisted. "Selmak has an image of you in her mind. The hair was longer, but it is you." Methos shook his head, fighting for calm. "I'm afraid you're mistaken, General. I'm sure we've never met, and I don't recall ever meeting anyone named Selmak." "You wouldn't. It was before her time." "Jacob," Hammond interrupted. "I think you must be confused. This is Dr. Pierson, our translator." "There is no mistake," Anise intoned, ignoring the general's previous orders as her symbiot took control. "He is the Immortal Methos, who stood with Tok'ra at the battle of Annu'tak'ra. Hail to thee, honored warrior," she bowed. Methos felt the blood drain from his face at the sound of her voice. The reverberation seemed to chill him to his very bones. "Look, I don't know you and I don't know what you're trying to pull, but I'm Adam Pierson, linguist. Not anyone's honored warrior." Now Selmak spoke as Colonel O'Neill, Major Carter and Teal'c quietly entered the work room. "Why do you deny it, honored one? We can see for ourselves the aura of your ancient Quickening." Methos shook his head. He didn't know what was going on, or how they knew what they knew, but he'd had quite enough of being the military's little science experiment. He'd take his chances on the outside and to hell with the Immortal hordes, they'd just have to fend for themselves. "If you'll excuse me, General," he said in his most insulted tone. "I think I'll be leaving now." He'd moved past the two men and was heading toward the door when the woman, Anise, came up beside him. "This is no time for games, old one," she told him as he felt a sharp pain in the center of his chest and looked down to see a pair of scissors sticking out from between his ribs. Oh, fuck. "Bitch!" Methos hissed as he sensed himself falling. There was a long moment filled with shouting voices and he felt the scissors wrenched from his ribs. Then the room around him went dark and the voices dulled as he felt the life flowing out of him. ******************* "It's all right, George!" Jacob insisted. "It is not all right! The man is dead! Colonel arrest that woman." "With pleasure," O'Neill snarled as he and Teal'c none too gently grabbed hold of Anise by the arms, forcing her to drop the bloody scissors. "He's not dead, George," Jacob said calmly. "At least, not permanently." "Dad," Samantha interjected softly as she knelt by the body feeling for a pulse. "He's gone, Dad. She pierced his heart." "No, he isn't," Jacob repeated. "Just wait." "Jacob," Hammond said, putting every ounce of patience he owned into that one word. "I'd like to believe you. But I know a dead man when I see one. And so do you." "George, remember when I first became blended? I told you there were things about Earth's history I'd discovered. Things that would amaze you. Well, this is one of them. I never said anything because the Tok'ra assumed they no longer existed. Methos-- Dr. Pierson," he corrected for their benefit. "Is what the Tok'ra refer to as an Immortal. A race of beings who cannot die unless you severe their heads." "He looks pretty dead to me," Jack interrupted. "Damn. And I kinda liked the guy." "It's only temporary. Immortals regenerate. Look at his chest, Sam." She did as he asked, pulling aside the dead man's shirt. "There seems to be a small energy field around the--" The body jerked and a loud, rasping gasp came from the mouth as empty lungs suddenly filled with air. "--wound," Samantha finished as she fell back in astonishment. Methos' eyes snapped open and he hurriedly glanced around, rolling away from Major Carter and into a crouch. He caught sight of Anise and suddenly saw red, abruptly launching himself at her. The force of his fist impacting with her face sounded through the room, along with the crack of her breaking jaw. "Oops," Jack said with no remorse as he and Teal'c let her unconscious body fall hard to the floor. "Sorry, sir. Didn't see that coming." "See what coming?" The general smirked. "I didn't see anything. Did you, Major Carter?" "I didn't see anything," she answered calmly, getting to her feet and wiping her blood stained hands on her pants. "I also saw nothing," Teal'c added. Methos looked around seeing both understanding and curiosity in their eyes. Yet it made no difference. "Sorry for the mess," he told them. "Now, if you'll excuse me, as I said, I'll be going." Jack stepped in front of him. "Whoa. Hold on, Pierson-- Methos-- Whatever your name is. It's not that easy to just walk out of a high security installation." He moved back a pace and straightened, throwing off any remaining vestige of his Adam Pierson persona. "Am I to understand I'm a prisoner here?" he asked coldly. "Of course not. He isn't, is he, General?" Jack asked hopefully. "No," Hammond confirmed. "You're not a prisoner. But we would like to ask you a few questions." "I've had enough of questions," Methos told them angrily. "And enough of being made sport of. If I'm not a prisoner then I insist you allow me to depart." "Now, son," the general came forward and gently laid a hand on his shoulder. "I can see you're upset. You had a secret and one I'll bet that probably doesn't go over very well with the general populace. But we like to think we're different here. That people are people no matter what they look like or where they come from. Why don't you go back to your quarters, take some time to think things through and we'll talk again in the morning. I promise no harm will come to you while you're with us. You have my word on that as an officer." "Pretty words," Methos sneered, shrugging off the hand that sought to comfort. "But I think not. I've already had a taste of your hospitality in that regard." "He does not lie," Teal'c suddenly stepped forward. "On that you have my word as a warrior." "And mine," Jack echoed. Samantha raised a hand. "Me three," she smiled. He looked at them, sensing that they at least believed what they were saying. "Till morning then, but on one condition," Methos said as he heard Anise begin to stir. "That I never lay eyes on that bitch again. Or I swear," he growled, daring anyone to challenge him. "It will be a life for a life and she won't be getting up again." "Works for me," Jack grinned. "Everybody?" The rest of SG-1 nodded. They had good reason to dislike Anise, given that she'd risked their lives and thought nothing of it simply because the Tok'ra required the sacrifice. "Agreed," the general nodded. "Jacob?" Carter shrugged. "We have no problem with that," he responded, moving to help the scientist to her feet. She clutched her bloody face, tears streaming down her cheeks from the pain. "Let's go," he pulled her none too gently toward the door, ignoring her inarticulate cry of agony. "I'll take you home. After all, I wouldn't want to leave you to the primitive care you might be subjected to here. It may take a while though," he grinned widely at Methos. "I seem to have misplaced the address." Anise whimpered pitifully as she was dragged from the room. "Couldn't happen to a nicer girl," Jack quipped unrepentantly. "Come on...Methos?" The Immortal gave a curt nod. "We'll see you safely to your quarters." Despite the fact that he could have easily found his own way there, Methos tacitly accepted the colonel's offer. It was, after all, meant as a gesture of hospitality. "Are you sure you're okay?" Jack asked as they moved toward the elevator. "Just peachy," he muttered, plucking at his blood soaked shirt. "So it's true what my father said? You can only be killed by decapitation?" Methos flinched. He hadn't heard that part of the conversation. "We don't like the D word, Major." She gave him an embarrassed smiled. "Sorry." The elevator came and he got on with the others, feeling surrounded by a flock of over protective mother hens by the time they reached his room. They were being incredibly solicitous. First O'Neill saying that he'd requisition a new shirt to replace the one Anise had ruined. Teal'c, seeing his sword in its display rack on the wall and offering to spar with him when he felt better. Then Major Carter running off to fetch him some fruit juice, because even though he was Immortal, he must still be feeling dehydrated from the loss of fluids, while Jack called after her that soup was better and to bring some of that too. Once she was gone Methos stripped off his shirt, much bemused by his audience. The last few minutes had gone a long way toward easing his mind as far as his safety with this lot was concerned. He still didn't know what was going on here, but he was sure he'd have his answers in the morning. Then, he'd either stay or go. Most likely go, he thought as he went into his private bath to shower and change. After all, tacit acceptance or not, he had his future to think of about. And it didn't include another stint in the military, especially when there wasn't a war on. He'd only served in the last two because they'd virtually exploded around him before he could get out. And they were big enough, and nasty enough in his opinion to merit his attention. World domination by dictatorial forces had never sounded like a good idea. A free and open society was a much healthier place for an Immortal. At least, he'd thought so until a few weeks ago. When he exited the bath he found O'Neill sitting on the chair by his desk playing flip the dagger with one of the other pieces he'd brought for show. The colonel looked up and set it aside, pointing to a tray on his desk. "Sam left that for you." Methos took the tray over to his bed and sat down with it. His body could rebuild its blood volume without liquid fuel, but the juice and the soup would help to at least alleviate his thirst. "Where's your big friend, Teal'c?" Jack looked toward the door. "He's sworn on his oath as a warrior to stand guard. He's out there now, feeling proud and useful." "And so he should," Methos grinned delightedly. A rare honor indeed, he thought, in these modern times. "I shall have to thank him for that." O'Neill nodded. "Listen, uh, Methos?" Jack swallowed uncomfortably. "Do you mind if I still call you Pierson?" Methos smiled. "Actually, I'd prefer it. Adam's fine too." "Adam then. Look, I just want you to know that we don't condone what Anise did. In fact, we don't much like her around here. And we certainly don't approve of our...associates committing murder just to make a point. So, I can pretty much guarantee that unless there's some extreme circumstance which requires her presence she won't be back. And also that she won't ever be allowed in the same room with you." Methos nodded and sipped the juice. "That's good to know. And I'm sure one day," he grinned nastily, "she'll come to appreciate that fact." Jack matched him grin for grin, then he took a deep breath and went on. "Another thing, Adam. I don't know what you think of us here, but I'd also like to reassure you that in spite of what the public thinks, the military in general is not interested in experimenting on civilians." Methos very obviously flinched and Jack paused, the expression on his face changing to one of deep concern. "What happened?" Methos shook his head. "It's nothing." "It's not nothing," O'Neill insisted, leaning forward with his hands loosely clasped between his thighs. "Whatever happened I need to know. Was it our guys?" Methos gave an abrupt nod and pushed the tray aside. "Look, it's not important. I'll be leaving in the morning anyway." "It is important," he insisted. "And as one soldier to another I'll tell you that it happened to me. Not our guys, and probably not what you went through, but torture is torture in my book. Now I need to know what happened, when it happened and if you know who it was. Because, god damn it, Pierson! If our people are pulling shit like that I want it stopped!" "And it doesn't matter that I'm not like you?" he asked, staring fixedly at his hands. "No, it doesn't matter to me that you're different. I wouldn't let Research and Development take Teal'c and I won't let them have you." Methos glanced up in surprise. "Teal'c?" "Long story," Jack waved a hand. "You'll hear it the morning. Now give." Methos moved back on the bed, wrapping his arms around his chest as he drew up his knees. He liked this mortal and he knew in his heart that he could trust him, like he'd known he could trust MacLeod. Maybe, he thought, no matter what his decision a few hours from now, if he did tell O'Neill and it was possible to stop them, perhaps he wouldn't have to run. And since he very much liked his life at the moment the thought of leaving it all behind for a century or two was not a happy one. Finally, he closed his eyes and nodded. "All right," he began quietly. "I never saw their faces, but it was just after I arrived at the fort..." ******************* The door Teal'c was guarding suddenly opened and a red faced, furious Jack O'Neill stepped out. "No one but me, you, Sam and the general goes in or out of this room until further notice, got that?" "Is something wrong, O'Neill?" "Oh yeah," he muttered angrily as he stalked down the hall. "But not for long." A few minutes later he was knocking on the door to Hammond's office. "General," he said as he opened the door. "We need to talk. Someone got hold of Pierson at the fort." Hammond put aside the file he was reviewing. "I know," he nodded toward the file. "I had someone pull up everything we had on him. It all seems in order until you get to this." O'Neill took the folder and glanced at it. "The doctors involved filed a medical report?" he asked, surprised. Hammond nodded. "I don't believe they were in on it. The attending thought three physicians to confirm each other's findings was a little excessive, despite the fact that they were just following orders, so he filed a formal report. I'm having the matter looked into right now," he added, getting to his feet and putting on his jacket. "The full report should be on my desk by morning. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have an errand to run." O'Neill smiled. "Very good, sir." "Oh, and Jack?" The general paused at the door. "Keep an eye on Pierson, will you? Immortal or not, no one deserves that." "At least no one we like." Hammond only sighed. "Good night, Colonel." "See you at the execution," he murmured, sauntering out of the office. Because for six soon to be miserable junior officers there would be one come morning -- of sorts. Of that he had no doubt. And he was going to be there to enjoy every minute of it, watching them see their budding careers go right down the toilet. ******************* It was nearly 3 a.m. when the general's jet landed at the NATO base just outside of Paris. There was a car waiting for him and he gave the driver the address. Not long after they pulled up outside the building which housed Le Blues Bar and Hammond got out, telling the driver to come back in an hour. He walked through the door and smiled to himself as he saw an old, but familiar face, straightening up behind the bar. "We're closed, buddy." "Not even a beer for an old friend?" the general called as he moved into the light closer to the bar. Dawson looked up, staring hard at the face and the uniform. "George? George Hammond?!" he finally grinned. "Well I'll be damned. Look at you! Major General, huh?" "So they keep telling me." "Well I'll be. I haven't seen you since Saigon. Pull up a stool," he said, drawing the man his best draft. "Just get into town?" "Actually, Joe," Hammond told him, taking a sip of his drink and nodding in appreciation. "I came to see you about a mutual friend of ours. Adam Pierson." Joe nodded disinterestedly. "You know, Adam, huh?" "He works for us." "Adam?" Joe laid his hands on the bar, looking as though he were going to fall down. "Adam Pierson? Mild-mannered researcher? Working for you? For the military? Sorry, George, but you must have the wrong guy." "No, we have the right guy. And don't you mean mild-mannered researcher who also happens to be an Immortal named Methos?" Dawson found his cane, a bottle of rye and a shot glass then staggered over to the nearest chair. Hammond followed, sorry he didn't have time for the niceties with his old friend. "I won't confirm that," Joe said quietly. "You don't have to. I saw him die and get up again not five minutes later. And I also know about the Watchers. Not exactly why you watch these Immortals, but that you do." Dawson swallowed hard and poured himself a shot. "What do you plan to do with this information?" "Do with it?" Hammond asked, surprised. "You mean about the existence of a race that can't die unless you cut off their heads? Nothing. What the hell would we do with it, Joe? They're not bothering us. This is the military, not television. We don't need people who don't want to work with us. You know the best soldiers are the ones willing to do the job and get it done right because that's what they get paid for." "And Adam?" "Pierson's another matter. We need his help at the moment, although we could probably manage without him. What I need from you is a better understanding of who and what he is. I need to know how best to approach him. Make him feel comfortable so that he'll stay of his own free will." "What does he have to say about it?" "Well, given the circumstances, and they're not good, he's more than a little upset, but he's agreed to give me until this morning to convince him." Joe snorted. "Upset? I'll bet he's upset! Look, George, you don't know what we do? Okay, I'll tell you. We watch Immortals challenge each other in something they call the Game. It's a duel to the death between two Immortals for what is essentially the other's soul. It's called a Quickening. A power, or energy that makes them what they are. When one Immortal loses his head to another he also loses his Quickening, which is absorbed by the winner, and the older they get the more powerful their Quickening becomes. The ultimate goal of this game is for only one to remain. Only one, George. It's a case of the winner literally taking all. And Methos is old. Very old. His head's worth a lot. More than that, he's a friend. So, I'm not going to tell you anything that could get him killed." Hammond nodded slowly. No wonder Pierson was terrified. Still, that didn't change things back at Stargate Command. "Joe, I can't tell you why we need Pierson, but it's important. Important to me, to you, to everyone who lives on this planet. And that includes Immortals. I can also promise you that I'll do everything in my power to protect him. No one is going to take his head on my watch." Dawson sighed. "I know you mean well, George, and I believe you. But it's not me you have to convince. It ain't even Adam. It's Methos you have to sway. And that's a horse of an entirely different color. He's survived the Game longer than anyone." "How long?" "More than five thousand years." "My sources say ten." Joe nearly choked on his drink. "And he confirmed this?" "He doesn't have to. I trust my sources." Dawson shook his head in disgust. "I don't know what to tell you, George. However old he is, Methos only got there by being smarter and more dangerous in his own way than all the rest. You're playing with fire and if you keep him where he doesn't want to be you'll be holding a ticking bomb that I can guarantee will someday explode in your face. Be smart and play it safe. If he wants to go, just turn him loose. No questions asked." Hammond nodded. "I hadn't planned on keeping him against his will, Joe. But I would like to appeal to what is obviously a very powerful sense of self-preservation." "Then your reasons better be good. Methos doesn't have any loyalty to mortal causes. He can't afford it. But if you can convince him that it's in his own best interest to help you... Look, I don't know what you guys are up to that could affect the whole world, but hell, he is technically its oldest living inhabitant. If this is anyone's planet, Methos'd probably consider it his." ******************* At precisely 0900 Jack O'Neill led Methos into General Hammond's office and quickly took up the guard before the flags. Methos steeled himself for the expected confrontation. They'd ramble on about duty and honor and he'd... You'll what? Methos chided himself. Tell them it's stuff and nonsense? Probably, he thought with a touch of sarcasm. After all, it worked to put MacLeod off the scent whenever he was being particularly trying. "Good morning, Dr. Pierson," the general greeted him. "Please take a seat." With a heavy heart, because they really were attempting to be kind to him, Methos did so. Still, no matter how he felt it just wasn't safe for him here any longer. "I'm afraid," the general began politely. "That we left off rather abruptly yesterday." That's putting it mildly, Methos thought. "There were a number of things about the project I wished to discuss with you. As well as what I hope will be your continued relationship with us here at the SGC. And we'll get to that shortly. First," he handed Methos a half a dozen file folders. "I'd like you to look these over whenever you get the chance. No rush." He briefly glanced at the folders, noting that they seemed to be personnel files. Why they were being given to him Methos hadn't a clue, but he nodded his acceptance and laid them across his lap. Hammond didn't take his eyes off Methos as the door behind him opened and the Immortal heard the swish of cloth as several individuals silently entered the room. He stiffened imperceptibly, but didn't look around, keeping his attention focused on the general, who ignored the interruption. "Now, I have a bit of business to attend to," he went on barely glancing at the new arrivals. "You're welcome to remain where you are until it's done." Methos gave a half shrug and finally looked around, not at all sure what was going on, but willing to sit and watch if that's what Hammond wanted. "Gentlemen," Hammond coldly addressed the six waiting officers who snapped to attention. Methos felt a shiver of tension rise in his spine as he recognized at least two of the officers. They had been the ones who approached him in Paris about the job. And, of course, he now understood the reason for the files Hammond had given him. Know thy enemy was as true now as it had been when the words were first spoken and Hammond obviously understood that. "You are here to receive your new orders," the general began without preamble. "McMichaels and Breslow, for the next eighteen months you two are going to be manning our communications station in the Outer Hebrides." Methos dug his fingers into the arm of his chair to keep himself from laughing. The pair, as he recalled, had been the height of urbane good looks and breeding when he'd met with them. Slicked backed, expensively coifed hair, sun lamp tans and manicured nails. City boys to the core. Mummy and Dadums money and connections wouldn't be able to help them out on that empty, windswept rock. And unless they had a secret passion for sheep they'd get cold comfort and the cold shoulder from the villagers on the nearby islands. He ought to know, he'd been shipwrecked there for an entire godforsaken year. "Delmar and Witowski, I know you'll be thrilled to learn you'll be joining our team at the Arctic Circle." The two very tan, very blond, and very buff beach boys seemed to wilt visibly. "Hadley and Frankel tell me it's wonderful there this time of year. A whole six hours of sunlight daily," the general smiled. "Gustafson and Marlow." Two Nordic gods, who'd probably skied all the way to Colorado, blinked nervously. "There's a rain forest in the Amazon that needs a road, and gentlemen, you're going to build it." "But sir!" Gustafson protested, the others briefly joining in. "Gentlemen!" Hammond's tone demanded silence and he got it. "You have no reason to object to these assignments. I am being most generous with you. These," he slapped his hand on a file lying on his desk, "are court martial offenses and the result if brought to trial would surely be prison time. You are all, albeit marginally, " he glared at them dangerously. "Guilty of treason. You were not given orders to conduct this unacceptable investigation of civilian personnel. Or," he rumbled ominously. "You knowingly accepted orders from someone not in a position to legally give them. And if that is the case, gentlemen, then you'd best be grateful that I'm the one in charge, because whoever gave you those orders will be none too pleased with you for getting caught." The six paled visibly. "Now you all, of course, have a choice. Report immediately for duty to your new assignments, or you will, I assure you, be going to prison." Hammond nodded once as they remained silent. "Now, on a personal note. Before I dismiss you, let me just say for the record that this is the STUPIDEST thing I have ever heard of! Does this man," he gestured at Methos, "look 800 years old to you? He barely looks the 28 years he claims on his birth certificate! And frankly, I think he's fudging it. We'll let it pass, son," Hammond told Methos' gently, ignoring the wicked gleam in the Immortal's eyes. "You're doing good work for us here." "But, sir. He confessed!" Breslow insisted and his cohorts hissed at him to be quiet. Up until that point, Methos thought with an internal sigh of relief, no matter how much circumstantial evidence they had it was still just speculation. "He confessed?! Hell, I would have confessed to being Mickey Mouse if you were asking me these questions! You're just lucky Dr. Pierson is a historian, or this could have turned into a tragedy rather than a shameful travesty of justice. He spun you a fairy tale he knew you were just dumb enough to buy and no doubt saved his life in the process. A man who's lived 800 years pretends to be an academic? Don't you think he'd be a captain of industry by now? Rich and powerful beyond anyone's wildest imaginings? And you found him hiding in a library. I think not, gentlemen." "But, sir, he doesn't exist. We traced the records, sir," Breslow offered lamely. "In the 1960's half this country's population didn't exist at some point, Lieutenant. Damn computers! I spent a whole year stuck in Omaha until the Air Force finally found me. And I was only supposed to report there for two weeks of training!" Hammond shook his head and slapped a hand on his desk making the six officers jump. "The sheer, utter stupidity of your actions is almost surpassed by your unadulterated gall! How dare you try to justify yourselves to me! Now get the hell out of my office! Dismissed!" As the door closed behind them Methos sat back and loosed his strangle hold on the chair arms. "But I was hiding in a library," he pointed out, bemused by the general's final comments. "Of course you were, son," Hammond agreed. "And if I could live forever I wouldn't be a captain of industry either. But those young fools think power and money are the best that life has to offer. And they couldn't possibly understand how no one else couldn't want it." Methos smiled. "True," he agreed. "Maybe now they'll begin to doubt their own findings. And for that I thank you. But what about their superiors?" Behind them O'Neill snorted. "If they ever read that report they'll be so embarrassed and so completely grateful to have those morons out of their hair, they'll burn that file and be glad no one else discovered it." "At ease, Colonel," the general ordered and Jack moved to sit on the edge of his desk. "And he's right, son. No one in their right mind would give credence to that report. I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't seen the proof with my own eyes. And frankly, I'm still having a hard time with it." "I don't know, sir," Jack drawled. "It's kinda nice having a real live hero of the revolution sitting in the same room with us." Methos rolled his eyes. "My feet froze, my patients died and the only time I picked up a gun was to shoot for the pot." "And they gave you a plaque for that?" "I made the future mayor of Bedersville a beaver skin cap. It was the Forge. He was grateful." "Valley Forge?" Hammond asked, his eyes going wide. "You were at Valley Forge with Washington?" "And a few thousand other half frozen, half starved, pathetic bastards. If I'd had any place safe to desert to I would have. Beastly hell hole!" Hammond sighed, trying not to laugh. Dawson had painted his picture of Methos rather accurately. A man who owed no allegiance to anyone and would rather run than fight if given the chance. It seemed at odds with the great warrior the Tok'ra remembered, but then who was he to judge? "Be that as it may, you're prominently conspicuous in the fresco with General Washington in the congressional rotunda." Methos waved a hand in disregard, sprawling lasciviously in his chair. "I slept with the artist," he shrugged. "You should have seen his etchings." Jack choked on his shock. "You know," Hammond said calmly. "Making yourself out to be a cad and a whore isn't going to change my mind. We still need your help, Methos. And besides," he smiled. "I was told you are not only a consummate actor, but a pathological liar." "Who said that?!" Methos pulled himself up. "My lies are not pathological! They are, in fact, quite logical. 'Don't ask, don't tell', remember? Well I've told and now you'll just have to send me packing." "Yeah," Jack grinned. "But since we've officially decided that you couldn't possibly be that guy in the fresco, you really didn't tell us anything." "Semantics," Methos muttered, voicing his annoyance. "Oh, all right," he sighed disgustedly, resigning himself to an hour spent listening to the general's sales pitch. "You wished to speak with Methos, General Hammond." He sat up straight as his sword, all trace of the shallow fop gone from his attitude. "Well, you now have his complete attention." The change in demeanor was extraordinary. "Now this guy I can believe is 28 -- maybe even 30," O'Neill quipped. The general just shook his head. "We have some private matters to discuss, if you will excuse us, Colonel?" O'Neill rose and headed for the door. "I'll be in the gate room, if you need me. SG-3 is due back in half an hour. Sir." "Very good, Colonel." Hammond turned to Methos as the door closed. "Well now, where to begin? I think the truth would be a good place to start, don't you?" "Never hurts," Methos agreed cautiously. "You and I have an old friend in common. Joe Dawson. I went to see him last night." Methos searched the other man's face. Just how much of the truth about Immortals was this man aware of? "He explained the reasons for your hesitancy about remaining with us. And while I can't say I like this Game or the end result which it implies, I understand that cultures vary and that what is an acceptable state of affairs to some is not to others. Fair enough?" Methos nodded. "Fair enough." "While you're with us, I could guarantee your safety from any such challenges. One, because unauthorized personnel wouldn't even get through the front door. And two, if they were authorized and managed to get in, they would not be getting out in anything other than a body bag. As I believe you've seen, the military takes a dim view of having its civilian personnel attacked or harassed by anyone. Lastly, the only members of the team who would be made privy to your special circumstances would be the ones you've already met and might of necessity be required to work with. Of course, the nature of these circumstances would be classified Top Secret. And I can tell you from personal experience they'd die before revealing it to anyone." "What about Daniel?" Methos asked, anticipating what was likely to be a problematic relationship if the young historian knew he had unlimited access to living history. "I shouldn't like to be trapped in the same room with him and his notebook if he found out. I'm not very good at playing the 'what's the greatest invention in history' game. No one ever believes me when I say it's the toaster. Most perfect gift item ever created," he added smugly. Hammond chuckled then smiled wryly. "I don't believe your Immortality is germane to his position on the team, but I'll leave that up to you. Right now, it's on a need to know basis and I don't see a need for him to know, do you?" Methos shook his head. "As things stand now, no I don't. What about Anise and General Carter?" "Apparently, they were already aware of the existence of Immortals and given their location and affiliations, I highly doubt they would allow any harm to come to you. It was in fact Jacob who requested that I make this appeal to you once he realized who you were. And while I can't tell you any more than that for the moment, I hope what I have said will ease your fears in that regard." Methos nodded thoughtfully. "I'm not sure exactly what that means for myself and other Immortals, but I'd be willing to wait and see." "Good. Now, if I've allayed most of your concerns on that subject, I'd like to tell you our little secret. Because frankly, it's a doozy. And I'm hopeful that once you know you'll change your mind about working with us." Methos said nothing, though he didn't doubt for a moment that what the general intended to do about his safety was the god's honest truth as far as Hammond was concerned. However, a secret interesting enough for him to knowingly involve himself in any government's national security had to be truly compelling and this he doubted utterly. "I'm listening." "Have you ever heard of an archaeologist by the name of Langford?" the general asked getting to his feet. "Katherine Langford? She's not well known, and I'm not sure if she's still alive, but yes, I've heard of her." "Actually, it was her father who discovered what you're about to see, though she was involved in the project during its early phases. If you'll please follow me." Methos rose and listened, looking around curiously as the general led him through a series of corridors. This was the restricted area of the facility he'd never seen. "In 1928," the general told him, "Dr. Langford made a startling discovery on the Giza Plateau." He opened the door to what looked like an operations center and ushered Methos in. "He found this." Methos stared down through the gallery windows. A huge circular object with a ramp leading up to its center dominated the virtually empty room below. "What is it?" he asked, craning for a better look at what seemed to be writing on its heavily carved face. "That's what we wanted to know. It isn't made of any material found on Earth." Methos shot him a surprised glance then turned back to stare at the object. "On and off over the last fifty years the military tried to figure it out. Then, several years ago, Katherine Langford brought Daniel Jackson on board to help decipher the inscription on the cover stones found buried with the device. His breakthrough allowed us to do more than just turn it on." Methos looked back at the general. "So what does it do?" "It's a gateway, son. A Stargate to other worlds." Methos laughed. "That's a good one, but what does it really do?" "Colonel?" the general asked. "Any minute..." O'Neill looked at his watch, "...now." The blare of warning klaxons suddenly filled the base and a half a dozen battle ready soldiers raced into the gate room. "Picking up SG-3's transmission signal, sir," one of the technicians called. "Open the iris," the general ordered. "We generally keep it closed," he told Methos, who was watching the object with a bemused expression as its hollow center was revealed and its outer tier began to rotate. "We've had a few problems with unwelcome guests from time to time." "That's a bit of an understatement," O'Neill muttered. "Really, General, you'll have to do better than this if..." Methos felt the room begin to vibrate and he looked back at the gate as its symbols began to glow. He leaned forward in attempt to read what appeared to be a variety of glyphs when the center of the object exploded outward in a brilliant ball of light. He leaped back, staring open mouthed as the device seemed to suck the maelstrom back into itself creating a smooth, yet weirdly undulating pool of light within the body of the ring, while a massive energy torque flowed out behind trailing off into nothing. Speechless, Methos watched as an instant later several soldiers, who hadn't been there before and couldn't have possibly come from anywhere else, stepped from the light and casually made their way down the ramp. Distantly, Methos heard the general's voice over the loudspeaker informing SG-3 that they had a quarter of an hour until their debriefing. He felt a hand on his shoulder and found Hammond standing beside him. "I remember how I felt the first time I saw it," he said quietly as the light in the center of the gate suddenly winked out and the iris closed up tight. "Scared me half to death at the thought of what it might mean. The endless possibilities." For a long moment Methos said nothing. There seemed to be no words to describe how he was feeling. He briefly thought about arguing, but why would Hammond lie about something so patently unbelievable? And if that was indeed the case which seemed far more likely, then, "And I thought the world was just starting to get interesting," Methos whispered breathlessly. "But this..." he shook his head and lapsed back into silence for a moment. "How does it work?" he finally asked. "Major Carter can best answer that," the general responded. "And I'll leave you for the time being in SG-1's very capable hands. We'll talk again later and you can tell me your decision." Methos started to say something, but the general shook his head. "No. There's more. Much more. Not all of it pleasant. And I want you to hear it all before you decide anything. Agreed?" Methos nodded and turned to the major, who stood beside O'Neill waiting expectantly. "If you'll follow me, Dr. Pierson," she began, leading the way down to the gate room. What followed was a sometimes complicated but fascinating exposition on the creation of stable, localized and directed worm holes, while he wandered around the room studying the now dormant device from every angle. As to who built the thing she could only answer that the Stargate system was developed and scattered across the universe perhaps hundreds of thousands of years earlier by an alien race known only as the Ancients. "Friends of yours?" O'Neill asked hopefully. Methos grinned. "Hardly. I'm a mere babe in arms by comparison." Samantha looked at him curiously. "But according to my dad you were at something called the Battle of Annu'tak'ra, led by an Ancient some ten thousand years ago." With a shake of his head Methos told them the truth. "I wasn't born ten thousand years ago. More like five. And it's been so long I can barely remember much before the Bronze Age. I don't know where your father gets his information, but it couldn't possibly have been me." O'Neill and Carter glanced at each other. "If you can't remember much," Jack asked. "How can you be certain just how old you are? Or if you were there or not?" Methos gave them a wry smile. "Oh," he said glancing toward the Stargate. "I think I'd remember that." "Maybe there's a reason you can't," Carter responded. Methos shrugged. "Believe what you like, Major. As for my age, Colonel, I never said I was certain. We kept time differently then. First it was which stars one had been born under and their placement in the heavens at the moment of birth. Later we did it by the reigns of kings. But that only works for as long as a particular civilization remembers who was in power and for how long. Eventually my reference points disappeared. I couldn't give you an exact date if I wanted to. My best guess is 5,000 years give or take a few centuries." O'Neill nodded thoughtfully as Samantha chewed her lip. "You know what stars you were born under?" she finally asked. "I think I do," he admitted. "As I said, it has been a long time. Why?" "Well, if you knew what they were we could run a simulation until we came up with the right combination. Compensating for precession and spatial drift it would probably give us a date within ten or twenty years." "What difference would it make?" Methos smiled gently. "The past is gone and to me it is of very little importance." "How can you say that? You're a historian!" "For you, Major Carter. Not for me. The past is filled with wonderful things and the thoughts of men and women who should be remembered and whose work should be recalled. Human memory is so fragile and fraught with so many misconceptions that it sometimes requires a little aid along the way. If I can help save something of those lessons your forefathers learned through trial and error and pass it on to their children's children, does it not make the understanding of the present and the road to the future a less rocky path for us both?" "It does," Samantha agreed quietly. "But if you are missing a huge chunk of memory then I think it would be safer for everyone concerned if we knew about it now." "That's good, Carter," Jack suddenly interjected. "But first things first, birthday parties later. We still haven't mentioned the nosy neighbors." "That would be the unpleasantness the general referred to?" Methos asked. Jack smiled sourly and nodded. "Oh yeah. Let's go find Teal'c. I think it's time for round two of show and tell." ******************* "Bourbon," Methos gasped, wiping his mouth with the back of his hand. He could still taste the bile on the back of his throat as Jack opened the bottle and started pouring. "Say when." At about three quarters full Methos held up a hand, "When," and grabbed the glass, gulping at least two shots before his shoulders sagged and he slumped in the chair beside O'Neill's bed. He glanced at Teal'c, who waited patiently for him to recover from his first shock of seeing the parasite he'd been forced to incubate for the so called gods. "Sorry," he murmured, trying not to stare at the man's stomach. "So that...thing is a Goa'uld?" "No offense was taken," Teal'c promised. "Yes, that is a Goa'uld in its immature state." "Is it..." Methos shuddered, "...aware of us?" "Good question," Samantha sighed as she moved to sit on the bed. "We're not entirely sure. We have good reason to believe it is at least partially able to access its racial memories. But is it aware of us as individuals outside of its Jaffa? We just don't know. Not even the Tok'ra are certain, but then they don't use human incubators like the Goa'uld and they don't take over their human hosts." "In their case it's more like a time share deal," Jack supplied. Methos shook his head. "And to think when I was young I worshipped such gods." "You are not alone in that, Methos." Teal'c came and laid a hand on his shoulder. "On Chulak and on many other worlds the false gods still reign. It is here that the battle is being fought." Methos reached up and gently squeezed the hand on his shoulder. With a frown he looked at the two officers. "Why don't you just get that thing out of him?!" he asked, suddenly very angry. "We would if we could," Jack told him softly. "Unfortunately, removing it will kill him." "We've tried," Samantha added. "And hopefully, one day, we'll be able to. But for now..." Methos nodded. "Of course you can't." He sighed and sipped his drink as Teal'c moved away. "I'm still not sure what to say about all this, except that it is certainly a horrible thing to do to anybody. But the truth is," he sighed sadly. "I'm a selfish bastard and it doesn't really concern me. I expect that if I live another five thousand years this too will have passed and been forgotten." "Another 5,000 years?" Jack snorted. "You may not even get five. We're at war here! These people don't just want to come back and pick up where they left off, they want to annihilate the entire planet as an example to others." "And sealing the Stargate won't help," Samantha added. "We tried that. When Jack and Daniel destroyed Ra they frightened the other Goa'uld into taking action against us. We had to get out there and find some way to defend ourselves. Granted, the exploration of other worlds is a wonderful tool for science, but our main goal, our real purpose, is to figure out how to fight them and win." "And right now," Jack took up the cause. "We don't stand a hope in hell of defeating an entire fleet. Oh, we've managed to beat back a few of their mother ships through good luck and by the skin of our teeth. We even managed to negotiate a kind of treaty with the system lords. But eventually they'll be coming for us and whether you like it or not, Pierson, you and your Immortal buddies also live here." "I can tell you now," Teal'c added. "That should you, or others like you, survive the initial onslaught, though all humans on this world were dead or enslaved, it would not go well for you. According to the Tok'ra you can neither be hosts nor Jaffa. As such, they would consider your kind far more of a threat than mere humans." Methos exhaled slowly and finished his drink. "All right. I'm in." "That's it?" Jack asked, puzzled by his sudden about face. "You're in?" "What do you want me to say? For 5,000 years I've wandered this world thinking I was a man without a nation -- without a home. Not even a plot of land I could point to and say 'there I was born'. And now you tell me that my one surety is a lie. That the one place I thought to call my own, an entire world I once believed had an infinite number of hideaways to wait out the centuries in blessed peace, is really just a poorly defended fortress -- and one that offers no sanctuary at all. Like you," Methos explained, voice tight with emotion. "This is all I've got! Of course I'm bloody in!" ******************* The clock on the night stand read 0230 and Methos sighed, turning over to try and get at least a few hours of sleep. At 0300 he finally gave up and threw off the covers to sit on the edge of his bed. "I must be completely insane," he muttered disgustedly. Still, this wasn't simply a matter of conscience, or even, god save him from all MacLeods, loyalty, friendship and honor. This was truly a fight from which he couldn't just walk away. This was his home, too. And that hideous creature residing inside Teal'c was one of thousands who wanted to take it away from him just because they could. It was too like centuries past when there was no place he thought of as truly safe for any Immortal. If the soldiers didn't get you the peasants surely would. And with nowhere left to hide, this time the alternative truly was unthinkable. The phone suddenly rang and Methos stared at the thing as if it were a foreign object. Who could be calling him at this hour? The only person who might know where he was... Methos smiled and picked up the phone. "Hello, Joe." "Adam? Are you all right?" "I'm fine, Joe." "You're not pissed at me for talking to George are you?" "No," Methos sighed. "He knew enough to qualify for a first approach as far as our friends are concerned anyway. The rest... Well, that was unavoidable. And in a way I'm glad it happened." "You are?" Joe asked, his astonishment plain even across the line. "Yes. And I'll be staying on for a while." "You will?" "Why so surprised, Joe? Surely you know me well enough to know I look after my own best interests first." "Uh, yeah. That's what's so scary. I'm having a hard time imagining anything that could get you to pull your head out of your ass." Methos chuckled and phrased his words carefully, knowing the line would be monitored. "Let's just say I'm having a Mac attack and leave it at that, shall we?" "Speaking of our friend, he was in here this morning and wanted to know if you wanted your book back. You know, the one on seventeenth century arms and armor. Said you might need it at some point." Bless his do-gooder heart, MacLeod was offering to launch a rescue mission. "No, I don't think I'll need that one anytime soon. Although he might find the sequel on Culloden to be of interest." There was silence from the other end of the phone and he knew that Joe understood. Something was going down that affected the world. From Mac's point of view that had been the final defeat of the Highland clans by the invading English troops. It had effectively destroyed everything he would have known and understood at the time. And the allusion to it would tell Joe as much as he needed to comprehend Methos' reasons for remaining. "Ill let him know," Joe said quietly. "You do that," Methos responded. "And if there's another book he has I might need, I'll certainly let him know when the time comes." "Right. And if there's anything in my collection you want, all you have to do is ask." "Thanks, Joe. I appreciate the offer, but hopefully it won't come to that. They've got a pretty extensive library here and I know how precious those particular books are." Again there was silence as he let Joe know just how high the stakes actually were. "Well, I've got to go open the bar," the other man finally offered, his voice a little shaky. "The lunch crowd will be here soon." "It was good to hear from you, Joe. Give Mac my regards." After he hung up the phone Methos frowned. He was well and truly awake now. He stood and stretched, pacing the room as he tried to think of something to do. He could go to his work room, but he was still too wound up to concentrate on that. He'd tried earlier after speaking with General Hammond again, but the words on the tablets had taken on a more sinister aspect now that he understood what it all meant. He knew he needed time to absorb everything he'd learned before once again trying to unravel that puzzle. What you need is to stop thinking and do something! he told himself sternly as his eyes casually fell on the Ivanhoe in its display rack. Of course! A good solid workout was just what he needed to focus himself inward and allow the events of the last day or so to assimilate on their own. He dressed himself in a pair of loose fitting trousers he'd picked up in Tibet, a plain black tee shirt and soft soled shoes, then tossed a change of clothes in his gym bag. After taking down his sword, he placed it in its case and headed for the gymnasium. Moving through the corridors, Methos was not surprised by the amount of activity around him. In any military establishment there was always something going on day or night, and the SGC was no exception. In the gym he found others, both male and female, working out and chose a place for himself at the far end away from all the equipment and mats. Putting his case on one of the benches along the wall he mentally paced off an area for himself and began his kata. It was a form so old he didn't even recall where he'd learned it. But he'd done it nearly every day of his life for as long as he could remember and the moves were so ingrained he rarely thought about them. He couldn't even explain them to Mac the one time he'd asked. The few students he'd had he'd taught other forms of meditation. Whatever seemed to suit them best. For himself, this simply felt right. And despite everything he'd learned in places like China, Japan and Tibet he'd never been able to achieve the degree of centering or depth of focus he could with his normal routine. As he moved deeper into the various stages of his meditation Methos became peripherally aware that he had drawn an audience. But this often happened when he practiced in public and he paid it no mind at all. It was with some surprise then as he neared the final stages that he sensed someone nearby echoing his movements. This had also happened before. A monk or aficionado of the art would begin to copy the moves, but never to his recollection with such accuracy. The thought disappeared almost before he'd realized he'd had it and he passed into the final stage where nothing, save the presence of another Immortal could have broken his concentration. A long time later, as he stepped back for the final time and at last laid his arms at his side, Methos turned to his shadow and bowed. Teal'c did likewise. "I offer my humble thanks and gratitude," the larger man rumbled. Methos smiled. "You're welcome always," he responded formally then went to retrieve his sword in order to properly finish his workout. It would have been better with a partner, but... He suddenly remembered Teal'c's earlier offer to spar. "Would you join me?" he asked, seeing the soft leather case at the other end of the bench. "I would be honored." As Methos set the practice guards around the edges of his blade he couldn't help but notice the increased movement on the barbican above the gym floor. The place, of course, was a model of modern engineering. Designed not only for holding sporting events, but providing room for an audience. He didn't mind at all as long as they stayed off the floor. But given the profession of his audience he doubted there was any need to worry on that score. He didn't bother with wrist guards or any of the other paraphernalia associated with the sport. In real life he knew he'd rarely get the chance to be that ready, unless he was preparing for battle or called the challenge himself. So when he did practice it was with the greatest impediment to success possible. Bare hands and bare feet, let the sweat run where it may. If he sprained a wrist so much the better, since it would teach him not to make the same mistake next time. As he slipped off his shoes and moved back out onto the floor he smiled to himself as he recalled his first conversation with MacLeod. He hadn't lied when he'd said he was out of practice, but after a few thousand years the moves had become second nature. If he slacked off for a century or two, it didn't seem to matter in the long run. A couple of weeks of regular sessions and he was back in top form -- exactly where he'd been since he'd first begun to orbit the MacLeod pantheon. And even out of practice he could probably take on most any Immortal and win. He might not have the anger and the passion, but survival was a hell of a strong motivating factor when you came right down to it. He began another series of stretches, this time using the Ivanhoe as a balancing point. Unlike the katana, or other light weight cavalry style swords most Immortals preferred, the Ivanhoe was a substantial piece to wield in battle. Not only meant for slicing and stabbing, but for doing solid impact damage. Finally, it became merely an extension of his arms and Methos turned to face his opponent. ******************* "Colonel, what's going on?" "Not now, Carter," Jack hissed above the clash and clang of steel as he pulled her through the crowd. "Out of the way. Excuse us." Rank had certain privileges and O'Neill used every one of them until he and Samantha were standing at the edge of the walkway overlooking the gym. It seemed that half the base had turned out for this. "How long have they been at it?" he quietly asked the guy next to him. He'd gone to get Sam as soon as Methos had started his warm up. Not because he was worried, but because he'd thought she'd appreciate the insight into Pierson's character. He'd been supposed to work out with Teal'c as they did nearly every morning, but when he'd found them in the final stage of that strange kata he'd hung back in the crowd to watch. "Just got started," the other man murmured. O'Neill nodded and leaned his elbows against the edge as he watched the mock fight unfold. They were still in the opening rounds, testing each others defenses and getting a feel for each other's style. "You thinking what I'm thinking, Carter?" "He's been at this a very long time," she responded quietly. Jack nodded slowly. What they'd thought to be a lanky, but decent physique beneath those loose fitting sweaters and jeans had suddenly turned out to be in better shape than their own. Not an ounce of spare fat existed on that sinewy frame. And the elongated muscles of his arms seemed to have been carved out of stone. He moved like a warrior. Not with the fancy dance-like moves some practitioners tried. Pierson was all business and clever cunning as he sought for weak points in Teal'c's defenses. More often than not he breached them and moved back for another round. "So much for the librarian," O'Neill smiled. "You're not serious?" Sam asked, her voice tinged with shock. "I want him on the team, Carter, not sitting on his ass in the SGC." "But, sir," she began as Methos suddenly disarmed Teal'c in another quick parry. "No buts, Major. This is not open to discussion. We started out as five and I've always had the option to replace Ferretti. I'm simply going to exercise it. Don't worry," he grinned. "I'll take care of the paper work. You just schedule us some training time." "Yes, sir," she nodded dubiously. "He's just playing with him," Jack suddenly murmured, shaking his head, but Sam had gone. Too bad, he thought as Teal'c tried something new and took the offensive. She and Daniel would just have to live with it. Ferretti had been his best friend and he hadn't needed to either guide or guard the other man as he felt he had to with the others. Part of him had always desperately wanted those sureties back. More importantly, Methos couldn't be taken over by the enemy, or easily killed in a fight. Well, he could be, but he'd come back -- and that Immortality thing meant he'd have one less worry to keep him awake at night. ******************* "What do you mean I'm drafted?" Methos asked, bemused as he sat on a bench in the locker room tying his shoes. "You can't draft me. I'm not a citizen. And besides, didn't you get it? I already agreed to work with you." "You agreed to honor the contract you signed in Paris," Jack informed him. "But if you ever want to go through that gate, you're going to have to sign on the dotted line." "What about Daniel?" "Technically, he's just a civilian observer. He also signed a waiver absolving the military or the United States government of any indemnity in the case of loss of limb or life -- and we have a Presidential order allowing him access. Think you could stand up to that kind of scrutiny, Methos?" Bastard! he thought, annoyed. Of course he couldn't and Jack knew that. "You still can't draft me. As I said, I'm not a citizen." "You are and I can. You fought in the American Revolution. Whether you knew it or not you were automatically granted citizenship at that time. And that law still exists. You fight under our flag, you become one of us. As for drafting you, there's a little known clause in the Constitution that allows for any citizen, regardless of age or sex, to be conscripted if they have a skill that can't be duplicated and that skill is required -- war time or not. Well, you do and I require it." Methos frowned. He had forgotten about that sneaky little loophole the framers of that blasted document had designed. "So you can draft me. Fine. But why?" O'Neill suddenly smiled. "You've been a soldier for a very long time and I want you at my back. I need someone with your strengths. Daniel and Sam are first and foremost academics. And Teal'c has his own set of problems. My first team through the gate was, with the exception of Daniel, a hand picked squad who'd seen combat with Special Forces. Only two came back alive and they died not long after we opened the gate for the second time." Methos nodded. "And I have the advantage of being both an academic and a seasoned fighter. Well," he sighed, sitting up and resting his arms on his thighs. "I can't fault your logic." He shook his head slowly. "Still, I haven't served in battle for more than a century. In the armed forces, yes. But not as a combatant." "What were you?" "Well, I worked as a secretary in the war office during the First World War and as a code cracker in MI during the second. I never got near any actual fighting." "Why not?" Jack asked curiously as Methos stood. "Those are bloody big bombs you've gone and invented! Take your fucking head off in one shot. I want to live, Colonel. Not die in some meaningless skirmish in a cause that will eventually be forgotten. But if I am to die, I want it to be by the hand of another Immortal. Hopefully, one who deserves what I have to offer." "That Quickie thing, huh?" Methos smiled. "It's called a Quickening. And yes, that's exactly why." "Okay, well we don't see too many bombs. Too primitive I guess for those oh-so-sophisticated alien bad guys. Lots of energy weapons and electronics that will fry your brain of course." "Of course," Methos responded drolly. "Anyway, if you want to go through the gate, this is your only option. Take it or leave it." Methos sighed and followed Jack into the hall. You're a fool, he told himself firmly. But saving the world aside, there was still that damnable gate. That damned, incredible Stargate. In his mind's eye Methos saw a flash of his own hand holding a stone knife as he carefully skinned some animal he'd caught. From that to this, he thought, and his heart leapt with a profound sense of joy. He'd lived to see this! Against all the odds he'd made it this far. Into a future he could never have imagined, let alone dreamed of even a century before. This was better than H.G. Wells or Jules Verne, both of whom he'd known and whose books he'd once loved. "You are an evil, manipulative son of a bitch, Jack O'Neill," Methos told him. "But you want to go through the Stargate." Jack gave him a wide slow smile. "Of course I want to! Now, where do I sign?" ******************* "Come on in," O'Neill gestured at Methos once he'd finally found the colonel's office. Methos looked around the small room with its banged up steel desk, squeaky metal chairs, half a dozen slowly rusting file cabinets and one antique manual typewriter sitting in the center of the desk and nearly shuddered. "This is your office?" he asked dubiously, even though the colonel's name was on the door. "I know. I know," O'Neill nodded. "I should requisition some new stuff. But hell, I'm hardly ever in here. Am I, Teal'c?" The big man nodded. "It is true. I have never seen Colonel O'Neill in this office." O'Neill held out his hands as if to say, "See? I told you," and waved Methos to a chair. "I've done most of it," he gestured at the typewriter in front of him which held some sort of form wrapped around its cylinder. "I just need you to help play fill in the blanks. You okay with that?" Methos said nothing, but took a chair and looked expectantly at Jack. "Not having second thoughts are you?" "Along with third, fourth and fifth," Methos sighed. "You can still change your mind," O'Neill offered. Methos gave him a disgusted sneer. If he could have, he would have. He should know, he'd really tried. "Let's just get on with it." Jack shrugged. "Okay. Full name and date of birth. Oops. Sorry," O'Neill grinned apologetically. "Could have done that one myself. M-E-T--" he started to type. "Are you mad?!" Methos suddenly stood up. "You can't put my real name on there!" "H-O-S. Methos. I have to. Law says so." He glanced up, grinning happily. "Don't worry so much," he waved Methos back into his seat. "No one reads this stuff anyway once it's in the computer." Methos rolled his eyes and sat down. That much was probably true given the nature of bureaucracies in general, but he'd lodge a complaint with General Hammond anyway. A public record of his name and stats hadn't ever been part of their deal. "Middle initial?" Methos looked at the man as if he'd lost his mind. "Guess not, huh?" "O'Neill," Methos sighed in exasperation. "Don't try my patience." "O," Teal'c rumbled from his place near the cabinets. "The middle letter must be O." "O?" Methos raised an eyebrow. "And how do you figure that?" "Colonel O'Neill once explained to me the purpose of a second or third name to identify one with a clan or place of birth. Did you not?" "I did," O'Neill nodded. "So, if I am Teal'c O. Chulak as you are Jack O. Neill then he must be Methos O. Earth." Methos squeezed the bridge of his nose and tried not to laugh. "Well if ya gotta have a name..." Jack grinned. "Thank you, Teal'c," Methos said, then waved a hand to tell O'Neill to just do it and move on. "And I've no doubt, my young friend, that one day you too shall discover that not only have you served your people well, but that they have repaid you by turning your name to mud." "Date and place of birth? Oh, I know that! Chal-co-li-thic era," Jack typed slowly. "Planet Dirt." Methos chuckled. O'Neill had better hope no one else read this, or someone would likely schedule him for a psych evaluation -- and not just his strange inductee. "Social security number?" "000-00-0001," Methos grinned as Jack looked up. "First in line, eh?" "Early riser," Methos shrugged negligently. "Works for me. Mother's maiden name?" "Terra," Methos answered promptly. "Father's name?" "Firma." Jack snorted. "Big guy, huh?" "24,000 miles in circumference." Methos squared his shoulders and smirked. "Ouch! Okay. List job titles and previous places of employment." "Which ones?" "Well, let's start with the longest period you've ever worked and go from there." "Death. One thousand, three hundred seventeen years." "Death?" Jack sat back from the typewriter and stared at him. Methos nodded. He'd wanted him on the team so badly, then he really ought to know just what he was getting. "Yes. Death. As in Revelations. You know, the fourth seal, rode a pale horse, Hades followed behind. That was me. Death." "O-kay," Jack nodded skeptically and typed. "Angel of Death." "Trust me, O'Neill," Methos said quite seriously, leaning forward. "I was no angel." The colonel frowned and searched through his drawers until he found an old fashioned eraser. He rubbed away the words, then blew on the page and laid his hands on the keys. "No angel. Right. Minion of Satan," he typed instead, then pulled the form out of the machine, ignoring Methos' laughter. "I think that about does it. Teal'c, please give Satan's minion here his BDUs." Methos took the pile of clothes, glanced at his name boldly stenciled across the pocket and tossed them aside, no longer laughing. "Now that's not funny, O'Neill." "Okay. I didn't know. I'll have them put the O'Earth on later. All right?" He slapped the paper down in front of Methos. "X marks the spot, kid. Sign right here." Furious, Methos stood and reached for the document intending to tear it up, but before he could take it someone knocked at the door. "Hey, Colonel," a young Marine poked his head in. "If you're done here, could we have our store room back?" Methos snatched up the paper and glanced at it, then down at the typewriter which he suddenly realized held no ribbon, then back at the computerized, neatly filled out form. It listed his name as Adam Pierson with all the pertinent information he'd already provided. He picked up the uniform and peeled the label off the pocket. Underneath, it thankfully read Pierson. "Bastard!" Methos laughed, falling back into the chair. Still, he thought, it had been a very long time since anyone had gotten something that elaborate over on him. And he not only appreciated the skill it had taken to pull it off, but the fact that O'Neill liked him well enough to even bother. Practical jokes in the military were considered a sign of affection. With a sigh, he picked up a pen and signed his name with a flourish. Jack held out his hand and Methos took it. "Welcome to Stargate Command." ******************* So these are Stargate addresses, Methos thought as he sat in his work room once again studying the king list tablets. Now that he had full access to all of Daniel's previous work many of the references he'd struggled with finally became clear. He'd back tracked and corrected his previous translations, replacing words like "the joined ones" with symbiot. Still, he had over 200 tablets left to complete and the task seemed daunting at this point. Part of him couldn't wait for Daniel to come back and give him a hand, while the other was dreading that very thing. "Pierson?" "Good afternoon, Colonel," Methos looked at the door and smiled. "Please, come in." Jack looked at the dozen or so tablets on the work table as he sauntered past. "Having fun?" he asked with a hint of mocking amusement. "Yes, actually. See those three tablets on the left?" Jack looked over and nodded. "They tell of how Tok'ra went to the planet of the Don-gi, where the Queen judged every man by the size of his penis and Tok'ra was sadly found wanting." Jack's eyebrows shot up. "Too small?" "No, too large. She suggested surgery and he apparently left in quite a hurry." Jack chuckled. "I'll bet he did." "That last one tells of the argument he and his symbiot had over the whole affair, or lack thereof. Amazingly, the worm seemed to think it would grow back." O'Neill's eyes went wide. "What's the address? I plan to avoid planet Dong--" Methos burst out laughing at the colonel's expression. "Good one, Adam," Jack admitted ruefully. "Academia does have its little perks. Now, was there something you needed to see me about? Or shall I regale you with more and better tales of Tok'ra, the well-armed?" "Basic training stuff mostly. Modified, of course, but necessary." "Like what?" "Oh, weapons training, marksmanship. Can you take an M-16 apart and put it back together in 9 seconds. Things like that." "Actually, I can," Methos smiled brightly. "Sure you can," Jack nodded distractedly, obviously thinking this was another joke. Methos smiled patiently. "I take it you would like to do this now?" "Now would be good. We just got a message from the Tok'ra. Things are probably about to become busy around here, so we need to get this done." Methos got to his feet and followed Jack out. "You think there'll be some action?" "Always is with them," he responded dryly. "You don't like the Tok'ra, do you?" Methos asked quietly. "Don't trust 'em," Jack clarified. "They seem to think we lesser folk are here to help them fight their battles, and not the other way around. What should be equal isn't. And we're usually left holding the short end of the stick." Methos nodded as they got into the elevator to head up to the above ground area of the base and its firing ranges. So, he wasn't the only one to have misgivings about them. "Sounds like the Tok'ra need to have their cages rattled." "Big time," Jack agreed, than stared at Methos and smiled. "You know, they are supposed to be our allies, Pierson." "It was a wise man who once said that our enemies make us powerful, but our friends teach us humility." "Who said that?" "Julius Caesar, on receiving Pompey's head." ******************* "What's that?" Sam asked as she entered the conference room. "Pierson's range results." Jack held up the paper silhouette for her to ogle. "Qualified Expert center mass and sniper. On the first try. Gotta love that guy!" "No. I don't," Carter shook her head, looking nervously at the paper. "Sir, the man also went for the knee caps, elbows and wrists. Doesn't that strike you as odd? Even a little ominous?" "Shows how much you know, Major." "Colonel, those are torture shots!" "Your point being?" She suddenly seemed to remember to whom she was speaking. "Never mind." She turned away, taking the seat next to Teal'c. O'Neill sighed. "I know what you're thinking, Carter. And if it were anyone outside the armed services besides Pierson -- given his special needs -- I'd be worried too. But it's crunch time, Major, and skills like that don't come cheap or easy." "Let's just say I wouldn't want to live next door to anyone who deliberately learned to do that as a hobby and leave it at that, Colonel." "I doubt you could afford the house next door, Major." Methos strolled in and casually sprawled in the chair across from her. "Whatever." She looked hopefully toward the door to General Hammond's office. "You're afraid of me," Methos grinned dangerously. Carter glared at him and his smile broadened. "Smart girl." "Enough you two," O'Neill ordered, annoyed. They didn't have to be in love, just work as a team. The door opened and General Hammond walked in followed by Jacob Carter. "Good afternoon, people." There were greetings all around as the two men sat down. "Before we begin, George," Jacob looked to his old friend. "With your permission, Selmak has something she'd like to say to Methos." The general nodded and Jacob's expression changed. "Greetings to Methos, companion of Tok'ra, from the High Council of the Tok'ra. We offer our most sincere apologies for any offense Anise may have caused and would like to assure you that she has been suitably chastised for her actions." "That's nice," Methos responded laconically. "I am told you still claim no knowledge of your heritage, is this true?" Methos sighed in exasperation. "Look, I don't know what you want me to say. I may have forgotten a lot, but misplacing an extra 5,000 years is highly unlikely. I'm old, not senile." "Is this really germane?" Hammond interrupted. Suddenly, Jacob was back. "Not really," he admitted. "They're just disappointed. Apparently, they consider Methos almost as much of a hero as Tok'ra." At that Methos snorted. "I'm no one's hero." "You're my hero," Jack insisted, clutching the silhouette to his chest and earning a brief smile. "Perhaps I may shed some light on the matter," Teal'c finally spoke. Everyone paused as he looked at Methos. "Do you recall my mirroring of you during the last stages of Chel'no're?" "You mean the kata?" Methos asked, surprised. "Indeed. It is why I believe you must be he whom the Tok'ra praise, for you are a Master of the Art, while I am but a student." "I thought you were a master of Chel'no're?" O'Neill asked, confused. Teal'c shook his head slowly. "I have mastered that part of Chel'no're which I was taught, but I left Chulak before my studies could be completed. There are no Masters on this world, save Methos." "Do you recall where you learned it?" Jacob asked the Immortal. "Where?" Methos responded with a laugh. "I don't rightly recall when. And how can you be so sure this Chel'no're wasn't practiced for centuries, or even millennia after the Goa'uld left, just as they were still worshipped as gods?" "Because," Teal'c explained. "The form you use was lost to us more than 10,000 years ago when the last and greatest Master of the Art was killed in battle along with his most proficient students. We have but descriptions left in the archives. Many have tried to use these to achieve the final stage -- and many have died trying." "There is a way to find out," Sam reminded everyone. Methos sighed. "And again I ask you, Carter, what would be the point? My age, whatever it is, has no bearing on the present." "But it may have a great deal of bearing on the future," Selmak stated. "Your future," Methos scoffed. "Look, I'm sorry your wee ones are feeling a bit out of sorts, but I have no desire to become anyone's symbol of hope and encouragement. There's one bloody reason I'm here and that's to protect what's mine! Not to help your children deal with their feelings of inadequacy as they confront a hostile universe." Hammond cleared his throat. "Excuse me, people, but this argument serves no purpose. We're here to discuss the current translation project, not to bicker among ourselves. Now, could we please move on?" The room came to order and the general sat back in his chair. "Our first bit of business is to bring everyone up to speed. Dr. Pierson. Since the Tok'ra have been given copies of your work they are, of course, aware of the latest translations you've completed. In turn, they have provided us with copies of their completed translation of those tablets as well as others you haven't yet had a chance to work through. If you would all take a moment to look these over." He selected a handful of folders from the stack of files he'd brought with him and passed them around. Methos hid his distaste, guessing whom they had to thank for the translations and promising himself that he'd go over them very, very carefully. From what he'd learned of Anise, the woman had more of an interest in ancient weapons that might be useful to the Tok'ra than the ancient cultures she purportedly claimed to be studying. One could not truly study a culture one held in contempt. Nor could one give due credence to that culture's experiences when the ultimate goal was to acquire their technological expertise. He would not put it past her to have deliberately slanted any number of passages to suit her own purposes, knowing the humans would likely bear the brunt of any subsequent engagement. And it gave him pause to wonder now, at how succinctly she had solved her little access problem by throwing the SGC into a minor upheaval by revealing the Immortal among them. A revelation they might have ignored, but for her little stunt. "I take it these were computer generated?" Methos finally asked. "Based on your foundations, of course," Jacob responded. Methos closed the folder and carefully laid it aside. "It's a tricky dialect," he told him with a polite smile. "I'll make the necessary corrections. But do thank Anise for her efforts. I'm sure she did the best she was able." "Rattle them bars," Jack murmured and tossed his own folder onto the table. "Let's cut to the chase, Jacob. The abridged version, please?" "Well, you already know the gist of the story," Jacob shrugged. "The end result seems to have been that Tok'ra somehow created a weapon which destroyed an entire Goa'uld fleet." "I knew there had to be an alien weapon involved here somewhere," O'Neill muttered. "Problem is," Jacob went on, ignoring his comment. "We're missing some key pieces of the puzzle. The story breaks off in the middle at the end of the last tablet." "Meaning," the general informed them. "That we need SG-1 to return to P4X37 and find those missing tablets." "Oh, joy," Jack sighed and looked to Methos. "Bring lots of extra sun block." As the meeting broke up, Methos felt the shock of his surprise mixed with an incredible amount of excitement and a hint of fear. This was it. He was really going to do this thing, wasn't he? Oh, yeah, he thought as he passed the stairs leading to the gate room. The world was definitely getting interesting. ******************* "Uh, Colonel," Carter said as Methos and Teal'c entered the gate room an hour later. "He's got a sword with him." "I think they come as a matched set," Jack told her calmly. "Like the rig," he said to Methos, who merely grinned. The ancient Immortal had attached the lightweight scabbard he usually wore inside his coat to a nylon harness which allowed him to wear his sword slanted across his back beneath his pack. Seeing the team was in place, the crew in operations activated the Stargate and Methos watched the process with a sense of awe and nervous tension in his stomach. "Ready?" Jack asked in an undertone of concern. Methos wiped his sweaty palms on his trousers, unable to take his eyes off the Stargate. "Is this what the first day of school feels like? All tingly butterflies and queasy gnawing?" "Sounds about right," Jack admitted as he led the way up the ramp. "Don't worry," he smiled kindly. "I've done this at least a couple of hundred times. You'll do fine." Methos watched as O'Neill and then Carter nonchalantly entered the portal. Behind him, Teal'c waited patiently as Methos fought the instant of panic which suddenly reared its ugly head at the thought of being broken down into his composite molecules and whisked across the galaxy. But instead of retreating, he took a huge deep breath, closed his eyes and stepped forward into the light. ******************* Cold, and yet not cold. Intense heat, and soothing balm. Bright white light, but without sight. Wind rushing through every pore of his body in a complete and utter calm. Methos found himself face down in the sand an instant later, gasping for air. "Takes a little getting used to," he heard O'Neill say as the colonel helped him to sit up. "Wild ride!" he grinned and saw O'Neill smile. "Take that, Mr. Disney!" "Gets better," Jack told him as he got to his feet. Methos looked around, enjoying the warmth of the sun on his face. Two suns, he suddenly realized, startled by a sight his instincts told him should not exist. By all the gods, he thought, a sense of wonder filling him. I'm not only standing on another planet, but for the first time in my life I am completely free of the Game! Now that was worth signing over a small portion of his life to the military. "It's over this way," Samantha pointed as she led them toward a rising dune. At the top, Methos paused to stare across the sand swept landscape at the looming ziggurat in the distance. "That's the Temple of Inanna," he told them quietly. "There was one just like it in Uruk." He nodded slowly. "So this is where the bitch went." "Knew her, did you?" Jack asked. Methos shook his head. "Never met the woman. But like everyone else back then, I was intimately acquainted with her prostitutes." The colonel raised an eyebrow. "Inanna was also known as the Whore of Babylon. A bitch goddess who murdered her husbands regularly. The tarts were part of her mystique. Le petite morte as ritual sacrifice in worship." "See?!" Jack complained to Teal'c. "Now that was important information. Daniel never tells us these things." The Jaffa's countenance remained impassive. "Daniel Jackson has knowledge of many things. Perhaps these prostitutes are not among them." "Y' think?" O'Neill asked sarcastically. Methos heard the comment over his shoulder as he followed Major Carter and looked back with a wide-eyed, calculatedly shocked expression. "What has that shameless reprobate got you believing?" "Beg pardon?" O'Neill hurriedly caught up with him. "In college, Daniel went through women like you go through socks, Jack. That incredible brain of his has memorized every bit sexual esoterica there is. Including the entire Kama Sutra." "Why that little..." Pay back was indeed a bitch, Methos thought smugly as he slogged his way through the sand. Of course, he could be wrong. Daniel might actually have read the damn book and not used that bloody big tome as a door stop. At the very least, watching him as he tried to either live up to or deny the lie would certainly be entertaining. ******************* "So this is where you found them?" Methos asked, chuckling. "I'm sure she didn't mean to fall on him," O'Neill responded sincerely. "Of course not," Methos solemnly agreed. "Could we get on with this?!" Sam interjected heatedly, reaching for the rope she'd secured to assist them in descending. "Oh, you won't find anything down there," Methos pointed out, casually moving away from the opening. "Well, this is where we found the other tablets," she reminded him unnecessarily. "So you've said," Methos nodded. "And I take it the chamber was excavated quite thoroughly?" "Yes. But we still might have missed something." Methos finally took pity on her. She was, after all, such an earnest young lady. "I highly doubt that given the quality of your experts in the field. More likely, the temple priests had the final tablets on display somewhere else. The great epics were worshipped cyclically. Each year a different part of the story would be recounted and so on until it was complete. Then they'd start over so anyone who might have missed a particular bit or had a favorite part could hear it again. Kind of like free concerts in the park. The propaganda rewards were enormous." Now Sam was listening -- and of course, arguing. "Why would a Goa'uld direct her priests to recite an epic that details a major Goa'uld defeat?" Before he could respond her eyes widened in understanding. "Unless it doesn't?" "Exactly," Methos smiled. "The end of the story would have been the most important. The part where Inanna betrays her lover, Tok'ra, and shows her power over him." Carter nodded slowly. "That's why the early tablets were hidden." "Perhaps," he agreed. "Or trotted out as a series of examples in futility. Nothing so kills hope as hearing how badly the mighty have fallen." "This is all very interesting." O'Neill interrupted. "But where would the rest of the tablets be? We went over this place top to bottom before we left here." "I'd guess in the temple proper somewhere." "I thought this was the temple?" Jack asked. "This?" Methos looked around and grinned. "Hell no! These are the temple offices and storage facilities. Inanna would never have set foot down here." He turned away and headed for the exit, the others following. Once outside he circled the building until he reached the base of the ceremonial stairs and started climbing. "This would have been a landing pad?" Methos asked as they reached the flat summit. "Probably," O'Neill agreed as Methos led them across the wide staging area and into the temple itself. Unlike its counterpart in Mesopotamia this temple had been made of stone, not mud brick and Methos looked around, startled by the empty surfaces around him. "Where are the carvings?" he whispered in astonishment. The walls should have been covered with them. And there was no altar. He'd expected to find the tablets there. Set in the stone around its base where the ancient plaques of gold inlaid with lapis lazuli bearing the many tales of Inanna in the old city had been. "Carvings?!" O'Neill exploded, recalling his very first experience gating. "Don't tell me you assumed there'd be inscriptions. Jesus! They don't put 'em on the walls out here!" Methos stared at him, then suddenly his eyes moved past the other man and out to the landing platform, narrowing. "Of course," he murmured and strode back the way they'd come. He paced out the general area then began sweeping the sand aside with his feet until he found what he wanted. He smiled and crooked a finger at the rest of the team. When they were standing beside him, Methos stepped back and showed them the tablet set in the paving stones underneath. "'And I have laid my heel like a yoke upon the neck of mine enemy'," he recited slowly. "'And forever shall he writhe ignominiously beneath the tread of my feet.'" Methos curled a lip in disgust. "Bitch took the words literally." ******************* "He did what?!" Daniel shouted over the phone. O'Neill covered the mouth piece while he laughed. "Your friend, Pierson," he repeated slowly. "Borrowed Teal'c's staff and blew the damn things out of the ground. Said temples like that were thick as thieves in the Bronze Age, so why bother excavating." "Is he there?! Is he? I want to speak with him!" "Hey!" O'Neill called across the room to Methos, who was working with Sam to sort through the labeling. "Hey! Satan's minion! Your friend the sex fiend wants a word with you!" Methos rolled his eyes at the irreverent colonel as he hurriedly made his way over and grabbed the phone. "Pierson." "What did he just call me?" Daniel queried nervously. "Sorry, wasn't listening." "Yeah, right. Okay. Adam, did you shoot up an ancient alien temple?" "No, I did some down and dirty excavating." "You did! I can't believe it!" "Look, Danny," Methos sighed patiently. "You and I have had this argument a thousand times. And if you managed to live another thousand years we'd probably still be having it. People count, not pots." "And if their pots are all we have left?" Daniel asked quietly. "Then apparently they weren't very interesting people." There was a long pause and Methos could practically hear Daniel's teeth grinding. "Listen, Adam. I'm not going to get into this with you right now, okay? I'll be in tomorrow and we can start working on those new translations." "Been brushing up on your proto-cuneiform?" Methos asked pointedly. "As a matter of fact, I have been. I'll see you in the morning." "Fine. Good night, Danny." Methos exhaled disgustedly as he hung up the phone. "Does that to me all the time," O'Neill offered sympathetically. "He means well," Methos smiled briefly. "You really like the kid." "Don't sound so surprised, O'Neill. He's got a brilliant mind and there isn't a malicious bone in his body. So, he can be a little annoying." Jack rolled his eyes. "Okay, a lot annoying. But then, so can I. I think..." Methos sighed softly. "I sometimes think Daniel is probably who I would be if I weren't what I am. If that makes any sense." "Makes a lot of sense, actually. Thanks to you though, I keep having to readjust my dweeb-o-meter." With a smile, Methos went back to work. Daniel could do what he liked come morning. By the time he got here the translations would be complete. He did, after all, have Anise's computerized technique. And she'd been more than accurate in her translations, in spite of what he'd implied. No doubt, he thought as he scanned in the first of the new tablets using her filtering frequency, someone had sat her down and explained a few of life's necessities. The most important being, never to piss off your coworkers. They often had nasty ways of getting even. ******************* "'And going forth to do battle Tok'ra created for himself a carapace'," Daniel read aloud. "Don't you think that's a strange way to describe body armor?" "No, Danny, I don't," Methos sighed. "And if you'd ever worn chain mail you'd agree." Daniel grinned. "Still doing that historical re-enactment stuff, huh?" He shifted his cast to a more comfortable position, knocking over his crutches as he did so. Methos grunted a response as he gathered them up for the third time. "On and off. Mostly off these days." He propped the crutches securely against the wall, well away from Daniel's fidgeting. "Look, it's not that I don't agree with you. The word is odd. It's definitely a unique descriptor. But the story says he rode within the carapace to fight the Goa'uld, so how can it possibly be some form of advanced body armor? It had to be a ship of sorts. Probably a one man fighter. That's the only logical conclusion." "What if it were both?" Daniel asked and Methos stared at him as though he'd lost his mind. "Come again?" Daniel shrugged. "I don't know. Just an idea. Hand me one of those tablets, Adam." Methos looked across the room where he'd left a dozen or so out on the work table. With a shrug he snapped on a pair of gloves and went to retrieve one. "What are those for?" Daniel asked, staring at Methos' hands as he deposited the tablet on the desk between them. "Just a precaution. I think I'm slightly allergic to whatever this stuff is. Gives me a rash." "Did you get it checked out in the infirmary?" Daniel asked with a hint of concern. "They're not sure," Methos lied adroitly. "Could have been something I ate. But as long as I wear these I seem to be fine." "Well the metal is odd," he agreed, slowly running his fingers over the surface of the tablet. "The tests indicate it's similar to naqueda, the mineral the gate's made out of," Daniel explained. "But the molecular structure is a little different. As if it were meant to provide a different kind of energy source." Methos said nothing. He was not a geologist after all. Neither was Daniel for that matter, but the kid had picked up a lot of obscure knowledge in recent years and he was willing to bow to his expertise on those subjects. "Funny how the reverse is completely without markings," he commented turning the tablet over. "And look at this scoring. Kind of looks like a pattern, doesn't it?" Methos leaned forward and nodded. "Could be. So what? The pieces could have been made up of a larger slab that was broken down for the purpose. As for the reverse being rough, they might have planned all along to mount the tablets. Why polish what will never be seen by the public?" Daniel nodded absently then cocked his head. "Maybe. Do these edges seem a little uneven to you as well?" Methos shrugged. "Maybe that's part of their charm. Not every civilization likes their edges neatly rounded." "Have you tried laying them out all together just to see what comes up?" Methos felt a shiver of fear at the suggestion. He'd very consciously avoided doing anything like that. His Quickening's response to one tablet had been disturbing. The idea of putting all the tablets out and into one confined space made his skin crawl. "I don't think that's necessary, Danny. If you want to examine them for patterns we can use the computer scans to manipulate them much more easily. It would certainly be faster." "Yeah, it would," Daniel sighed. They both looked up as Colonel O'Neill entered unannounced. "Hope I'm not interrupting, but, uh, Pierson, we've got a little problem. Would you excuse us, Daniel?" Methos grimaced and nodded pointedly to Jackson's leg. "I'll be right with you, Jack." He turned back to his friend. "Look, here's the keyboard," he moved it to where it was easier for Daniel to reach, then turned the monitor to face him. "I'll be back as soon as I'm able." Daniel waved distractedly as he left and Methos heaved a silent sigh of relief. He didn't know whether or not putting the pieces together might be dangerous to him, but he certainly wasn't eager to find out. Nor was he interested in letting the mortals discover that little secret. They might not be concerned with his Immortality now, but just let them get a hint of the kind of power that might be available to him, or any other Immortal for that matter, and they'd be singing a different tune, he was sure of it. "How's it going in there?" O'Neill asked once they were alone in the corridor. "The work? Or me and Danny?" "Both." Methos smiled. "The first is going well. He's come up with some interesting ideas I never would have thought of. Whether they're useful remains to be seen. As for Danny and I, well... I doubt we'll ever see eye to eye on a few things. Luckily, he's incapable of holding a grudge for more than a few minutes." O'Neill snorted and started walking toward the elevator. "Tell that to Apophos. If Daniel ever gets the upper hand there he'll kill him in an eye blink." "How's that?" Methos asked, surprised yet believing the colonel's professional estimation. Jack paused as they waited. "He hasn't told you about Sha're?" Methos shook his head. "Daniel's married." Methos' eyes went wide and he glanced back toward the work room. "He never mentioned it." "Not surprising," O'Neill went on quietly. "Apophos wanted an attractive host for his own wife. He decided on Sha're." "One of those things is inside his wife?" Methos swallowed in horror as O'Neill nodded. "Poor Danny." "Poor Sha're," Jack added as the elevator came and they stepped inside. "She's aware and she knows what's happened to her." Methos wiped his face with his hand. Terrible as it was, it was not his problem. It wasn't like there was anything to be done about it either. But still, it explained a lot about Daniel's new found intensity for something other than his own devices. Finally, Methos let it go and sighed. "You said you needed to see me about something?" "Actually, it's more of a someone rather than a something. Know anybody by the name of MacLeod?" Methos groaned. "He's here?" "In the flesh." "Yeah, I know MacLeod. The infant's probably come to rescue me from your dastardly clutches." "Infant?" "A mere four hundred years. Thinks he's everybody's knight in shining armor. Yours too, if you let him. Duncan is nothing if not loyal, true, thrifty and brave. The ultimate Boy Scout." O'Neill looked interested. "Think he'd be willing to come work for us?" Methos shrugged. "Don't see why not. He's served in some form or other in nearly every major conflict for the past four centuries. Just remember, he was raised to be his clan's chieftain. So if he adopts you, you're his responsibility for life. And this saving the world stuff is right up his alley." The colonel nodded. "I'll keep it in mind." As they reached the surface Methos caught sight of MacLeod standing easily next to a pair of guards. "We'll take it from here," O'Neill told them as he led the way outside. "Look at you!" MacLeod crowed, grinning from ear to ear as he slowly paced around the ancient Immortal. Methos rolled his eyes. He was wearing standard issue combat pants and a tee shirt. "I'm sure you haven't come to discuss my new wardrobe, Mac. And I don't need rescuing. So why are you here?" MacLeod glanced at O'Neill and Methos nodded. "Duncan MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod, Colonel Jack O'Neill, United States Air Force." The two men shook hands. "A pleasure," Jack said sincerely. "One of these days we'll have to sit down and discuss the nature of modern warfare." MacLeod looked stunned. "He knows about us?" "He was there for the dog and pony show," Methos shrugged. "Couldn't be helped." "Right," MacLeod nodded, taking it in stride. "Joe mentioned that. He also mentioned Culloden. Care to explain that?" "Not at the moment," Methos told him as MacLeod stubbornly crossed his arms. "I also indicated that if your services were required I'd let you know." "Meth-- Adam," MacLeod corrected himself and Methos sighed. "Don't bother, he knows that, too." The Scot's mouth fell open. "Everything?" he finally asked. "Let's just say, O'Neill knows me in the biblical sense and leave it at that, shall we?" "Hey!" Jack stammered. "No casting aspersions here. I may have to work with this guy." Methos chuckled. "I meant Death, Jack." The colonel nodded, relaxing. "Oh, yeah. Well, minion of Satan or not," O'Neill shrugged, "that's ancient history." MacLeod nodded slowly. "I want in, Methos. That's why I'm here. Anything serious enough to get your attention has to be important. And if it means anything like Culloden ever happening again -- anywhere -- I want to make it stop. I didn't stand by for the Nazis or the Fascists, and I'm not standing on the sidelines for this." Methos looked at Jack with an "I told you so" expression and shrugged. "It's your decision, Colonel." O'Neill smiled. "I'll tell you what. Let me talk to my superiors and see what we can come up with." "Jack?!" Methos uttered, surprised. "Look, Pierson. It has occurred to us that an elite force of Immortal shock troops, say about a dozen, would be of enormous benefit. We're hanging out in the open with our pants down here," he reminded the Immortal forcefully. "We'll take anything that might give us even a slight advantage. And it would," he added knowingly. "Go a long way toward calming any fears about Immortal loyalties others might have." Methos sighed and nodded. One didn't have to be prescient to see that the days of Immortals remaining safely hidden from the larger world were probably numbered. And having already established themselves on the side of humanity would put paid to any notion of what might happen should the Prize be won. Not that he believed in the myth of ruling over humanity, but the idea behind it might appeal to some as a rallying cry against Immortals. Having Big Brother on their side could help nip that kind of insanity in the bud before the massacres started. "Listen, Duncan. Give Jack some time to sort this out. You're staying in town?" MacLeod nodded. "At the Orange Tree Inn, just off the highway." "Great. Let's say we get together for dinner later on. Seven okay?" "Fine by me." "In the meantime, you can maybe think about any others you know who might be willing to join up." "You really think that's a good idea?" MacLeod asked nervously. "This concerns all of us, Mac. If we don't get involved there may be nothing left to get involved in, if you take my meaning." "Shit!" MacLeod grimaced. "That bad, huh?" "Worse." Duncan's expression went very still. "I'll see what I can come up with. Have Dawson check a few names. Maybe put out some feelers." "Good. We'll see you then." As MacLeod returned to his car Jack stared after him then looked at Methos. "You guys have done this before," he stated simply. "Actually, we haven't," Methos gave him a sad smile. "But most of us have spent at least a portion of our lives fighting. Either singly or in massed combat with very little choice in the matter. Tactics and strategy are the necessary tools of our survival. And as you know they have a language all their own." "Yes, they do," he agreed softly. "Let's go talk to Hammond. He'll need to be briefed before we can make any moves." Methos nodded. "And it'll have to have Presidential approval." At that, Methos' eyes went wide. "Don't worry, he knows what's at stake here." Methos didn't like it, but what could he do? MacLeod had forced the issue. And once Mac became involved in anything he'd set his mind to, the big Scot would never let it go. Ah well, if it came down to a war against Immortals, Methos thought with a secret smile, he'd just evacuate himself the hell out. He'd been going through Daniel's reports on some of the worlds they'd visited and a few didn't look half bad. Surely one would be safe enough to call home for a while. ******************* The meeting with General Hammond had gone well, better than Methos had expected. The only people in the government who were going to know about Immortals in general were the Joint Chiefs and the President -- who told nobody anything -- not even themselves. As far as anyone else was concerned, if they could gather together enough participants, the identities of the team members would remain 'need to know' only. And since no one really needed to know, Methos felt sure they would be safe. As for himself, it was agreed that Adam Pierson would continue as he was, with no one, not even the other Immortals, any the wiser about Methos. With a couple of hours left before he and Jack needed to head over to Mac's hotel, Methos decided to check in on Daniel and see what he'd come up with on those scans. Returning to his work room he was surprised not to find him there, but then perhaps Daniel had gotten tired and gone back to his quarters. As he started leave Methos glanced at the table, staring in shock at the empty stands where the tablets had been. His eyes quickly turned to the corner where he'd stacked the cases, finding them missing as well. "Son of a bitch! Daniel!" he hissed furiously, stalking out of the room. Now where would the brat have taken them? He stopped the first person he passed in the corridor, asking if they'd seen Dr. Jackson. After three tries he finally found someone who knew and was directed to an empty staging area on another level. After a short search he found the room. And, angrier than he'd been since this whole thing had started Methos flung open the door with a foul curse...and tripped. Shouting in surprise he rolled, trying to disentangle himself from the obstacle -- Daniel's crutches by the sound of it -- and put a hand out to steady himself. "Shit!" Methos gasped, yanking his hand back as he touched something hard and cold then felt a surge of energy racing up his arm. "No!" He scrabbled back, at last seeing Daniel and Major Carter parked in front of a bank of portable monitors near the door. "What the hell was that?!" Daniel demanded, trying to rise. While Methos could only shake his head, staring in horror at the large contiguous octagon in which the tablets had been laid out. "Pierson?" he heard Carter ask as he uselessly grabbed his head, feeling overwhelmed by the awful noise of a tremendous buzz. A moment later the tablets began to pulse with power. "Get out!" Methos shouted as he finally made it to his feet, doubling over as he staggered away from them and from the tablets which had suddenly begun to glow. "Get MacLeod!" Suddenly, a single column of energy rose from the tablets like a tower of light. It searched the room, moving sinuously past the two mortals as if they weren't even there. Then it focused on Methos, hauled back like a fist and slammed into him hard. By the door, the two horrified spectators saw him thrown across the room until he was pinned to the far wall by the sheer force of the energies involved. Then the tablets began to rise above the floor as they metamorphosed into a solid golden ball. This too began to alter itself almost immediately. Growing brighter and more translucent so that Carter and Daniel were forced to huddle against the wall shielding their eyes. Then suddenly it too joined in the stream of light piercing the ancient Immortal until it seemed that every last particle of energy was trying to fill him up. How long this went on Methos didn't know, his mind was overwhelmed with images. Times and places worlds apart that meant nothing to him. And at some point he even saw himself. Young and, god help him, tiny. Quite literally a babe in arms. And he knew who it was who held him. Knew the man who fed and clothed and raised him up to call him Father. And when his own insignificant form could take no more, Methos screamed and went on screaming as bolt after bolt of lightening shot out of his body to send the SGC into electronic chaos before ricocheting back in a vain attempt to be reabsorbed. But it was all too much. The power of this bizarre Quickening, the staggering amounts of information cascading into his brain, the sheer volume of the knowledge being provided was more than Methos could handle for a time. And he found himself a safe place in his mind to hide and prayed to a god he didn't believe in to please, just let this pass him by. ******************* "How long has he been like this?" General Hammond wanted to know. O'Neill shook his head, staring in awe as Methos somehow hung suspended in mid-air, hands folded against his chest, eyes closed as if he were merely sleeping, surrounded by a nimbus of blue-white light. "He was like this when I got here." Jack swallowed hard and nodded to the clutch of people on the other side of the door. "Carter and Daniel were with him." "Dr. Fraiser?" the general asked as he stepped over. "How are they?" The petite woman shrugged. "A few cuts and bruises from when things exploded in here. And Carter's hands are a little singed -- apparently she tried to get him down after the fire works stopped. Other than that, they're fine." "And Pierson?" The doctor shook her head. "We can't get close enough to tell. Now that the back-up generators are running, we can set up some monitoring equipment and see what turns up. I'll keep you apprised." "Very good," Hammond nodded and turned to O'Neill as she moved away. "Think he's still alive?" he asked quietly. "Well, his head's still attached to his neck, sir. I think that's a good sign." "Right," the general nodded uncertainly. "Find out what happened here, Colonel. Let me know if anything changes. I'll be in Operations." As soon as Hammond was gone Jack went over to Samantha and Daniel, taking them out to the corridor to give the medical team room to work. "Everything okay you two?" "Fine, sir," Carter responded as Daniel nodded. "I take it you saw what went down?" "I'm not really sure what I saw," Daniel admitted. "I mean, Adam came in and, uh, tripped over my crutches. I guess I didn't hear them fall," he babbled apologetically. "His hand came to rest on the tablets and there was this weird spark. But it went out of his fingers and into the tablets. Then it kind of got sucked back into his hand. After that, all hell broke loose and he was shouting for us to get out and get him a magloud, whatever that is." "MacLeod?" Jack asked and looked at Sam. "He asked for MacLeod?" "That's what it sounded like, sir. But I think Daniel just mentioned something important. I hadn't really thought about it, but the first day Pierson got here something happened in Daniel's office. Teal'c and I had just delivered some of the tablets. I left him looking at the first one and something about it literally made him jump. He said it was nothing. Just a little static shock from the carpet." "Uh, Sam, I don't have any carpet in my office," Daniel pointed out. "I know that," she rolled her eyes. "But it didn't register at the time. The air down here is pretty dry and with all the electrical equipment around I'm always getting shocked." "And he always wore gloves whenever he handled them," Jack mused thoughtfully. "Said he didn't want to mess them up with his oils or something." Daniel raised an eyebrow. "He told me they gave him a rash." "Jesus!" Jack shook his head. "So he knew something was wrong when he touched them. But why would he hide that from us?" "Maybe he thought it had more to do with what he is than what we are?" Sam suggested. "Those electrical charges looked a lot like what General Hammond's friend described." "But how could he have a Quickie? Only you two were around." "What are you guys talking about?!" Jackson interrupted angrily. "Look, that's my friend in there and you're acting as if there's nothing wrong with him. Well, news flash! He's floating in the middle of the room and we don't even know if he's dead or alive!" "It's a long story," Jack sighed. "Carter, fill him in. I'm going to do what Pierson wanted." "And that would be?" Samantha asked. "Get MacLeod. He's another one and he's right here in town. Oh, and Carter?" O'Neill turned back as he suddenly thought of something. "You said he fell against the tablets. Well, where the hell are they?" "They're inside him, sir," she whispered, going a little pale. Daniel nodded. "I think they're what's holding him up." ******************* "MacLeod?" Duncan turned at the sound of O'Neill's voice. From the expression on his face he could see there was something wrong. "Where's Methos?" he asked quietly, hurriedly getting up from his stool at the bar. "Oh, just hangin' around back at the base. In fact, I'm taking you to see him now," Jack said as he took his arm. MacLeod pulled free. "I'm not going anywhere with you until I know what's wrong. Where's Methos?" O'Neill sighed in frustration. "He's back at the base, hanging around. I mean literally, MacLeod. Right now, he's floating in mid-air. And the last thing he asked for before whatever happened to him nearly blew the base sky high, was you. So either you come quietly, or so help me, I will shoot your ass and drive back with your corpse." "Look, if this is a joke you two have cooked up..." O'Neill pulled out his side arm. "Get in the fucking car." MacLeod preceded him outside, the other patrons pointedly ignoring them. With Cheyenne Mountain just down the road, no one questioned the fact that the military had the right to make an arrest when required. "Aren't you going to cuff me?" MacLeod asked nastily as he climbed into the jeep. "You aren't under arrest," O'Neill muttered as he slammed the door shut and raced around to the other side. "I wasn't joking," he said after he got in and pulled out of the lot. With a start, MacLeod realized he'd never shut the engine off. "No," he finally said. "You're not." MacLeod turned in his seat as the car peeled onto the highway. "All right then, what's wrong?" "Just what I said. Pierson was working on something for us and apparently it blew up in his face." "I don't buy it. Methos is smarter than that." "Whatever you say," O'Neill curtly responded. "Just tell me one thing. Would Pierson ever withhold information about something he considered dangerous to one of us? To non-Immortals, I mean." "We call you mortals. And no, Methos would never do that. He might avoid the situation entirely after he gave it, but he'd definitely give you fair warning." O'Neill looked relieved. "Okay. But would he keep quiet if he thought it might pose a danger to himself?" "Yeah," MacLeod nodded thoughtfully. "He would. Especially, if he thought it could be used against him. But that's absurd, because there isn't anything on earth that could be a real danger to one of us, unless it's another Immortal with a sword." "On Earth, you say?" MacLeod opened his mouth to respond, suddenly looking around as he sensed another Immortal presence. "Methos? Stop the car, it's Methos!" O'Neill barely glanced up from the road. "Pierson's back at the base, MacLeod." "No! I just felt him. We have to go back. Stop the car!" "What do you mean you just felt him?" "His presence. I felt his presence! It's how we know when another Immortal is close. Now turn around and stop the car!" "MacLeod," Jack insisted. "I swear to you, Pierson is at the base." There was a long pause and finally MacLeod spoke. "You may be right," he responded slowly. "It's the strangest thing, but I can still feel him, and if he was back there," MacLeod looked down along the road they'd just traveled. "I shouldn't be able to." He shook his head which was still buzzing. "How far is the base from here?" Jack looked to the side, noting the next marker. "About three miles out -- and one mile down." MacLeod's eyes went wide. "That's impossible!" "Is not!" O'Neill shot back, his tone filled with sarcasm. "Okay," MacLeod rubbed his forehead, trying to overcome the growing noise in his head. "Now, just tell me from start to finish exactly what happened..." ******************* O'Neill quickly navigated them through base security, while MacLeod looked around, seeing dozens more armed soldiers than there had been this morning. He still wasn't sure he believed O'Neill's version of events, but then he was in no position to argue. "Nice set up," MacLeod commented as the elevator traveled down. "Rehabbed missile silo." Jack shook his head. "Don't ask." They came out into a corridor lined with guards, none of whom could have done a thing to stop the man whose presence had put them on alert. "You might just as well let them stand down," MacLeod told the colonel. "If it comes to it, I'm probably the only one who can prevent him from doing any harm." "How's that?" O'Neill asked as he led the way, clearly ignoring the suggestion. MacLeod pulled his coat aside to show him the grip of his sword. "There's only one reason I can think of why Methos would have sent for me. To take his head if something's gone wrong." At that, O'Neill stopped cold and flung him against the wall, shoving his gun under MacLeod's chin. "You lay a finger on him without authorization and I'll blow your fucking head off!" "It's not my choice!" MacLeod growled angrily. "It's his! He's asked this of me before, O'Neill. And I've refused. I don't want his head, or his Quickening! But if he isn't Methos anymore then he has to be stopped. He knew that when he sent for me." Jack let out a deep breath and eased up just a little. "Why would he ever ask you to do something like that?" "Perhaps because he considers me honorable. There have been times when he's been more afraid of the wrong man taking his head and gaining his power than he has ever been of dying." MacLeod gave him an ironic half smile. "I've managed to avoid it thus far. And I swear on my life, Colonel, that I will do nothing unless it's absolutely called for." "How will we know if it is or not?" O'Neill finally backed off. "I'm not sure," MacLeod admitted cautiously. "But an educated guess says he wants us to find out." O'Neill stared at him coldly. "Fine. But we make the call." MacLeod stared thoughtfully at the man and finally nodded. "Agreed." A moment later and they were standing outside the door. "Major Carter, this is Duncan MacLeod." Samantha nodded a brief greeting. "Any change?" "About ten minutes ago his eyes opened and closed. Nothing since then, sir." O'Neill looked at MacLeod. "That'd be about the time..." "He felt me coming," MacLeod nodded. "Right. Come on." As MacLeod entered the room the sense of presence grew even stronger. It certainly felt like Methos, but more than that there was a subtle undercurrent of something different. He looked across the room and his stomach tightened in shock. Perfectly, utterly calm, Methos hung breathless and still above the floor. MacLeod moved forward slowly. "Clear the room," he told O'Neill. "If this goes badly I don't want to see anyone get hurt." "We're soldiers, MacLeod. Just get on with it." "No. You made him a promise. Get them out and turn off those monitors. Allow him some dignity, Colonel." "Oh yeah, this is real dignified," O'Neill gestured toward the silent Immortal. "He looks like an ad for The Exorcist XX. Death takes a holiday -- ten feet off the floor!" "Colonel, please!" With a sigh, Jack ordered the monitors off and everyone out, then crossed his arms and stood staring at MacLeod. Duncan took a deep breath and suppressed a shudder. One wrong move and O'Neill would kill him, of that he was certain. What had Methos done to engender such loyalty? Then again, did he really want to know? Ignoring the psychic daggers stabbing him in the back, MacLeod moved forward. Ten feet, twenty. When he was an equal distance away from Methos he held out his arm and brushed it against the radiant nimbus of light. It sparked against his finger tips and he felt the pull of those Quickening energies inside him answering the call. This was amazing! He'd never even heard of anything like it before. And it was caused by some alien artifact? He stepped within the corona and the buzzing within his head suddenly died. "Methos?" MacLeod whispered as if afraid to wake what lay within the sleeping man. "Methos?" he repeated more firmly. "Hello again, Mac." He nearly jumped out of his skin as the luminescent eyes opened. "Am I late for dinner?" Without warning, the light surrounding the ancient Immortal suddenly winked out and Methos dropped heavily to the ground. MacLeod rushed forward, halting just outside of grabbing distance. "Methos?" MacLeod asked, laying a hand on the hilt of his sword. From behind, Duncan heard the deliberate sound of a trigger cocking. If they got out of this, he decided, very much annoyed, he was going to have to seriously reconsider his position on Methos' continued existence. "Do you remember why you sent for me?" The writhing Immortal groaned, clutching his broken ankle. "Of course I remember, you nit wit! To take my head in case something had gone horribly wrong." "And what do you think about that now?" "That if you don't get your stupid, ignorant, blue painted arse over here and give me a hand, I'll be obliged to take your own stupid, ignorant, blue painted head off!" He removed his hand from his coat and turned to Jack. "It's him," he sighed in disgust, walking away. The crisis was over. Let Methos' new friends deal with his whining. Whatever the hell that was, he thought as his empty belly grumbled loudly, he'd rather worry about it on a full stomach. ******************* "And how is my favorite minion this fine morning?" O'Neill asked, altogether too cheerful as he sauntered into the infirmary. "Hungry," Methos responded petulantly as he pushed aside a plateful of bland scrambled eggs. "And how did I suddenly get to be your minion?" "Don't you read the papers?" Jack puffed up his chest. "I am the Great Satan!" "For now," Methos smirked. "Just don't let it go to your head. I may want that title back in another millennium." "Spoilsport!" The conversation paused as Dr. Fraiser came over with a clip board. "He ready to be sprung yet, Doc?" Fraiser sighed and shook her head, extremely puzzled. "Well, I can't find anything wrong with him. All the test results came back negative. We've scanned for everything we know how to scan for -- and a few things our techs came up with on the spur of the moment. Even his limp is gone. He's completely, impossibly normal." Methos smiled widely, hiding his relief as the doctor disconnected him from the monitors and returned to her duties. Whatever energies his Quickening was made up of apparently hadn't registered on their machines. "You look like the cat that ate the canary," O'Neill commented as he waited for Methos to finish dressing. "I always look like this after I've taken a 10,000 year old Quickening." Jack's eyes narrowed suspiciously. "You told Hammond you couldn't remember anything." Methos nodded. "Last night I didn't. It sometimes takes a while for things to settle down in here," he tapped his forehead. "I very nearly lost myself in the midst of it. One of the things I hate most about Quickenings," he confided. "Everybody else's bits and pieces. Not to mention the flotsam and jetsam of everything they've picked up from others over the years. I was on my way back when Mac showed up. Thanks to you, by the way," he nodded and Jack waved it off. "Seeing him helped ground me -- literally and figuratively speaking. Otherwise, I might have still been up there." "So that's not something that happens normally," Jack concluded. "Not as far as I know," Methos agreed. "But then Tok'ra was an unusual being." O'Neill stared at him for a long moment. "I think we'd better call a meeting." Methos tied his last boot lace and sighed, looking forlornly back at his barely touched breakfast dishes. "Could I at least get something decent to eat? I was sort of hung up during dinner." ******************* Methos was finishing up the last of his biscuits and gravy when Daniel carefully negotiated the conference room and sat next to him. Silence reigned for nearly a full minute until Methos turned to stare at his friend. "What?!" he finally asked in exasperation. "You could have told me, Adam," Daniel responded, his tone filled with hurt. "Told you what?" Methos calmly poured another cup of coffee. "Told you my name? My age? My entire life story? Something I've barely spoken of to anyone in nearly two thousand years. Who are you that I should put my life in your hands?" Daniel flushed and shifted uncomfortably. "You're right. I'm sorry. It was presumptuous of me to think..." "To think you were different?" Methos smiled kindly. "You are different, Daniel. You're my friend. And while I do appreciate that, let me remind you that I am not an icon. I'm just a guy trying to survive." There was not much left to say as the general entered followed by O'Neill, Teal'c, Carter and MacLeod. "Dr. Pierson," Hammond nodded in his direction as they took their seats. "I trust you're feeling better this morning?" "Right as rain, feet firmly planted on the ground," Methos responded cheerily. "Glad to hear it," the general smiled. "Now," he began, growing serious. "Can you tell us why you saw fit not to inform anyone that you were having a problem with the tablets?" Methos took a deep breath and pushed his tray aside. "I wasn't exactly having any problems. The tablets seemed to be reactive to my Quickening. Why? I couldn't tell you. I've never seen anything like it before. Was I worried? Not really. I frankly didn't know what to be worried of. Did I think it concerned you as mortals? No. I did not. I was hired to do a job, so I put on a pair of gloves and got to work." The general nodded and leaned forward. "You were afraid we'd use that information against you, weren't you?" When Methos remained silent the general went on. "You don't have to answer that, son. I know you were. I'd have been afraid too. But I want you to understand something. My people can and will protect you, but we need to know what to protect you from. We can't do that if you're not forthcoming with us. This whole mess could have been avoided if you'd simply trusted us." "Those are fine sentiments, General Hammond. But what would you have done if I'd told you the tablets were feeding me power ten times my own?" "They what?" Duncan blurted, stunned. "That can't happen!" Methos just looked at him and shrugged. He really didn't understand it either. Ignoring MacLeod's outburst the general answered Methos' question. "What would we have done? We'd have run more tests on the tablets. And, if you were willing, on your reaction to the tablets. In any case, everything would have been done in a controlled environment, with your safety very much in mind." "My safety was never in doubt, General. My sanity was. And I would never have agreed to any sort of experimentation. I don't want power. And..." Methos struggled to find the words until he finally looked at MacLeod. "You tell them, Duncan." MacLeod nodded and sighed. "Only once has a Quickening ever been recorded. Luckily, I destroyed the only copy." "But why?" Samantha asked. "The amount of energy I observed... If it could be studied and quantified. One day even harnessed--" "We're not some damned power plants!" MacLeod heatedly interrupted. "We're men and women! Some of us might be willing to make certain sacrifices for the sake of mortals, but to give up our lives to make your engine run faster is not an option!" "He's correct, Major Carter," Hammond added. "And as I understand it, none of our equipment has been able to detect one iota of evidence that this energy even exists." Carter looked ready to rebut his argument, but he held up a hand. "I know, you think you can eventually figure it out. But at what cost? I will not authorize any undertaking in the pursuit of something that might end in death or derangement for those involved. Is that clear?" "Yes, sir," Carter nodded, clearly disappointed. "All right then, let's move on." What followed was a brief account from Daniel and Carter as to what had happened from their point of view and an even briefer one from Methos'. He was more surprised than they were to find out that the tablets had somehow metamorphosed and were even now inside him, but then that explained a lot. "Would you like to elaborate on that?" Hammond asked. Methos shrugged. "I believe it was as Daniel suspected. That the tablets were in fact Tok'ra's carapace." "Ah, you've lost me," O'Neill suddenly interjected. "Are you saying the Ancients were bugs?" Methos grinned. "No, I'm saying the Ancients were probably somehow related to Immortals. And somewhere along the line they learned to manipulate the energy of the Quickening. To use it in such a way that they could, for want of a better word, transmogrify." Taking a deep breath Methos tried to explain. "To understand, you need to know a few things. First and foremost that when an Immortal takes a Quickening he gains not just the other party's power, but his or her knowledge and life experience. Not all of it, of course -- that would drive us insane. But a good portion of those memories that were considered important." Methos smiled ruefully. "The bigger the Quickening the more information. And I learned a bloody lot from Tok'ra," he sighed. "Now, let me tell you a story... "Eons ago Tok'ra was given a choice. He could join the other Ancients on some kind of spiritual journey, or he could remain behind," Methos began quietly. "But Tok'ra had a friend. A man who had been taken over by a sentient parasite. Morgot, had been among a large group of colonists who, after landing on their brave new world, were systematically taken over. Now, it wasn't deliberate, mind you. At least not the first time. The symbiots didn't know they were parasites. It was an accident. One of the colonists was in the wrong place at the wrong time. But then, that's how these things happen. "Of course, not all of the symbiots were evil. Like all beings everywhere there were both good and bad among them. The first to blend though was. It saw the benefits of not mucking about in the slime and decided it liked technology -- and perhaps more of its friends would like it too. So, it introduced a number of its brethren into hosts. That's how Morgot became joined. "As it turned out, some of the symbiots weren't interested in the things the first Goa'uld was. Some actually liked their hosts. Wanted to experience life with them. Others wanted to take the colony ships and find bigger and better worlds with more technology to exploit. Naturally, they fought. Unfortunately, the good guys lost. Morgot and his companions fled through the Stargate they'd discovered on their world, which is how he ran into Tok'ra. They became friends and it was Tok'ra who helped broker the defensive alliance among the galactic powers once they realized the danger the Goa'uld represented. But the alliance wasn't the declaration of war Morgot had wanted. He was disappointed that anyone not of the five great powers would not be protected, so he convinced Tok'ra to help him stem the tide of invasion in those areas where the alliance's writ did not run. So, off they went on their mission of mercy. "Now, as I said, Tok'ra was given a choice, and it was right around this time Morgot became ill. He was, in fact, dying. Not the symbiot, but the mortal body of the host. Since there was no other willing body around, Tok'ra decided to manipulate his own energy field, I suppose you'd call it, in order to save at least one of his friends. Otherwise, the Ancients, like Immortals, are immune. Apparently, Quickening energies tend to fry the poor buggers. And for some reason, taking Morgot into his body prevented Tok'ra from joining the other Ancients. He was content though. And, inspired by his new relationship with Morgot, headed off again to confront the Goa'uld. This time, instead of hit or miss guerrilla runs, they were going to build an army." Methos' storytelling was suddenly interrupted by the sound of the klaxon alerting them that the Stargate was in use. "That would be Jacob," General Hammond announced as he excused himself and went to greet his old friend. Methos leaned across the table toward O'Neill. "Has MacLeod seen...?" Jack shook his head and grinned. "Now's as good a time as any, I'd say." "Come on, Mac. Time to see the elephant," Methos told him, getting to his feet. "What's this about?" "Well," Methos began, leading the way to the gate room. "You know there are aliens involved in this, right." MacLeod snorted in disbelief. "So I've been told. But I haven't seen anything yet that would convince me. You floating in mid air from an unusually large Quickening sounds more like something Connor once told me about the Quickening he took from the Kurgan, rather than a visit from ET." "Then hopefully what you are about to see will convince you. If not, I'll ask Teal'c to show you his tummy." "The guy with the gold stamp on his forehead? Are you trying to tell me he's an alien?" "No, he's perfectly human. It's the larval Goa'uld incubating inside him that's the alien." "Right!" MacLeod rolled his eyes and followed him into the gate room just as the wormhole exploded outward. "Mother of God!" MacLeod shouted as he flung up his arms and jumped back. "Oh relax, Duncan, it's only an energy vortex," Methos smirked. "Happens every day around here." At that instant, Jacob stepped through the Stargate. "He's not an alien!" MacLeod whispered after getting a good look at the man. Jacob turned in his direction and smiled as his eyes started to glow. "You're right," came the deep vibration of Selmak's voice. "Only one of us is from another planet. And she's a girl." MacLeod muttered something in Gaelic and Methos chuckled. Selmak raised one of Jacob's eyebrows. "What did he say?" Methos grinned. "My friend here says he likes girls, but you'll forgive him if he doesn't ask you out. You seem to be missing certain equipment he considers crucial to the process." Selmak laughed. "Tell him perhaps next time I won't be and we shall have to plan for that." Suddenly, Jacob came to the fore. "Hey, you! Stop hittin' on my girl! Get your own damn symbiot if you want one so bad." At that MacLeod shut his mouth, obviously determined to keep it that way as Methos just stood there and laughed. A few minutes later they were all back in the conference room, Methos enjoying the presence of a very subdued Duncan MacLeod. "I'm sorry I'm late," Jacob said as he settled into a chair. "But we have what could be a serious problem and I wanted to wait until the last of our scout ships reported in. We've detected an unknown fleet massing in a sector just outside of Goa'uld space." "That would be Inanna," Methos interjected, smiling sardonically at the shocked faces around the table. "I was trying to tell you, I just hadn't gotten to that bit yet." "Well?" Hammond gestured for him to move it along. "Right. To recap for our late comers... Tok'ra joined with Morgot, determined to build an army capable of attacking the major Goa'uld strongholds simultaneously. The problem turned out to be that while there was support for this endeavor from many systems, there was also no cohesive power base to bring them together. Each of them wanted Tok'ra to lead their forces and none was willing to compromise with any other." "Yes," Selmak interjected. "This is what our legends tell us. But how Tok'ra overcame this, we do not know." "I was about to tell you," Methos complained again at the interruption. "Anyway, Tok'ra had a wife. Or, he'd had a wife before he blended with Morgot and changed his name to Tok'ra. I'm not sure. But, in any event, his wife, Inanna, who'd infiltrated the Goa'uld here on Earth, suggested that they gather together all of Morgot's companions and as each one's host died, the symbiots could then be joined to others like she and Tok'ra, and therefore never die. Apparently, Tok'ra's example of remaining behind rubbed off on a number of others. They could each take charge of a group of allied forces which seemed like a great idea to everyone involved. And, just to prove they were on the up and up to the other Ancients, she volunteered to go first. Methos paused and looked slowly around the table. "Problem was, Inanna already had a symbiot. And they were the best of friends. Like minds and what not. Her plan was to gather together all the good symbiots and set them to fighting the bad symbiots in the hope that they would destroy each other. Or, at the very least keep each other busy enough so that she'd be left alone to consolidate the little empire she was planning to establish. More importantly, she knew how to destroy Tok'ra and his friends. And they were her biggest problem." Selmak leaned forward. "This is not in our archives." "No," Methos agreed. "I'm sure it's not. But this is Tok'ra's story as he recalls the events." Selmak sat back and simply nodded. "I am listening, Companion of Tok'ra." "First of all, I wasn't his companion. I was his student." "So you have lived for over 10,000 years," Carter nodded. "Technically," Methos shrugged. "But I spent most of the first half of that under a couple of tons of rock. So, we can't really count that as living, now can we?" "Ten thousand?" MacLeod murmured, awe struck. "Five or ten, Mac, what's the difference? It's all just numbers. Now, can I get on with this story before Inanna shows up? She won't wait to start shooting while we finish having tea and biscuits." "Please," General Hammond told him, eyes widened with shock. "Thank you," Methos nodded politely. "Inanna's plan was to have Tok'ra's forces either crush, or at least severely damage the Goa'uld, then she would turn and destroy Tok'ra. Of course he trusted her. And when the battle was done, and Tok'ra had gathered together all his forces to celebrate, she killed them all. Only, she missed me, because I was still mortal and very dead after the first few shots." "But what about the carapace?" Daniel asked. "Why didn't it protect Tok'ra?" Methos sighed. "Because he loved and trusted Inanna. Somehow, she'd gotten close enough to strike from the inside. The carapace was an extension of Tok'ra, a sort of protective covering, and when it shattered a portion of his Quickening remained within the parts. Without knowing exactly what it was, Inanna took what she thought were the pieces of a very advanced fighter and brought them home as a trophy for her wall. Then you found them, and I touched them and what was left of Tok'ra's essence remembered me. The rest is as they say, history." "But how do you know Inanna is coming here?" "Because, my friends, she, and not her late husband, or his dead followers, established the Tok'ra." ******************* "So what haven't you told them, Methos?" MacLeod asked as they stood outside the entrance to the SGC compound. They were waiting for a car to take Mac back to his hotel and this was as good a chance as any for them to talk in private. Methos didn't even bother to hide his smile. "How Inanna managed to kill Tok'ra." "Which was?" "They exchanged tokens before they parted. Her own necklace blew his head off." MacLeod flinched at the thought. "Good call. But," Duncan sighed. "I've never heard of a Quickening being that detailed. Let alone of something as odd as a partial Quickening. Images, yes. Even words sometimes. " "Well, that's the other thing I didn't mention. I now have all of Tok'ra inside." MacLeod brows rose in disbelief, but the big Scot nodded for him to go on and Methos sighed. "I was mortal and acting as his aide. Tok'ra usually kept me close. Except for that time, when he went in alone. Of course, I was waiting there to meet him after the battle. Inanna's ships came in low as if to land and started firing. Like I said, I was killed in the very first strike." Methos shrugged and looked away. "I'm not sure how long it took for me to revive, but almost as soon as I did his Quickening hit me. You can imagine what that was like. The next thing I knew the entire world seemed to be falling in on me. I think the magnitude of that Quickening, even split as it was, shook the planet. When I woke up -- I think an earthquake must have moved the rock -- I didn't know who I was, or where I came from. Just the name had stuck. When I touched the tablets the rest of Tok'ra pretty much dashed inside and some of those memories came back. Don't ask me to explain it, Mac. That's just the way it was." "So, these Ancients were Immortals?" Again Methos shrugged. "More like super Immortals if you ask me. Or maybe, Immortals who grew old without the Game and learned to use their Quickenings for something other than a light show. I can't honestly say, Mac. I really don't know. " MacLeod shook his head and sighed as the car finally pulled up. "It's certainly given me something to think about." "You're not alone." MacLeod smiled. "By the way," he said as he began to climb inside. "Tell your friend O'Neill he needs to ease up on that trigger happy finger of his." "Jack? Why? What happened?" "I don't know how or why you've conned him into thinking you're god's gift to this green earth, but next time you send for me, make sure the cavalry knows I'm on your side." "He threatened you?" MacLeod nodded. "Big time." As the car pulled away Methos stared after it, thoughtfully considering the possibilities. He'd planned to go it alone, or to at least try. But if he could count on O'Neill to back him up... With a smile of pure pleasure he turned on his heel and headed back inside. ******************* Methos knocked on the door of Jack's real office, entering as he was invited. "MacLeod gone off to rally the Immortal masses?" "What he can of them. I wouldn't hold my breath, if I were you. Immortals don't tend to congregate in groups." "What, no reunions? No weddings? Nada?" Methos shrugged. "Reunions tend to be held at the point of a sword. Weddings now, those occasionally do occur." Methos looked thoughtful for a moment then deliberately changed the subject. "Jacob gone?" Jack took the hint and nodded. "Yeah. Selmak wasn't happy, but she agreed to say nothing about what you told us." Methos nodded and sauntered into the room to take a seat on the big leather couch across from O'Neill's desk. Now this was an office, he thought, complete with TV, mini bar and microwave oven. Homey right down to the pictures of family and friends littering the credenza and the hockey memorabilia on the walls. For a long time Methos just sat absorbing the ambiance of the room, until Jack finally stood up and took a seat on the other end of the couch. "All right, Pierson, give. Something's on your mind. What is it?" Methos snorted. "There's always something on my mind. Right now I'm considering the possibilities." "Which are?" He leaned back and crossed his arms. "Alone or with company." "Company, of course. Now, where are we going and what do I need?" Methos smiled. "Just your passport." "And why would I need a passport?" "Because one generally requires one to get through customs." "I don't." Methos raised an eyebrow and Jack smiled. "I've got the plane, you've got the plan, let's go." "Just like that?" "Yeah, come on. Just let me make a couple of calls and we're out of here." "Just like that?" Methos repeated. "Just like what?" O'Neill asked, obviously amused. "Aren't you going to ask me where we're going and why?" "You'll tell me when you're ready." "Isn't that rather trusting of you?" "That's the point," he grinned and went back to his desk. With a shake of his head, because he wouldn't trust himself if he were him, Methos waited while Jack notified Hammond they would be off base, called the hanger to requisition his personal plane and dashed out a quick set of orders. In moments they were gone and on their way. Four appalling hours and in Methos' mind, at least a thousand stomach churning loop the loops later, they landed at a nameless base in London which even he hadn't known existed. And apparently, at least for this mission, neither did they, thanks to Jack's preparations. All of which gave Methos a mean case of visa envy. With one set of orders in lieu of a passport O'Neill could go anywhere he pleased, be anyone he pleased and never have to worry about anyone questioning his identity. And as Methos knew very well, no matter how superb the quality of the forgery, there was no Immortal immune to that instant of terror when the customs agent approached. Maybe there was more to this modern military than he'd previously considered? A car was waiting at the exit and Jack deferred to Methos as he tossed him the keys. "I hate driving on the wrong side of the road." "It's the right side." "No, it's the wrong side." "No, it the right side." As Jack frowned Methos smiled and added, "As compared to the left side, of course." "Whatever!" Jack slammed the door. "Just drive! We've got maybe 24 hours before the shit hits the fan. So go!" "I'm going, I'm going!" Methos laughed. "Relax. We'll be there in twenty minutes." "And where is there by the way?" "Home. I need to get something." "I see," Jack responded dryly. A moment later he turned in his seat and exploded. "What do you mean we're going to your house?! What'd you do? Forget your favorite CD?" "Now that you mention it..." He relented as Jack began to turn a little too red. "Okay. We're going to get something that should get us into Inanna's stronghold." "Oh." Jack sat back, looking mollified. "That's a good thing." "Just remind me to pick up those CD's on the way out." O'Neill groaned in disgust. "As long as we're here mind you." A short while later they pulled up in front of Methos' old manor house. "You live here?" Jack asked, astounded as they trotted up the front stairs. "No," Methos responded sarcastically. "We're breaking in." "Cool!" Methos rolled his eyes as he unlocked the front door and turned on the lights. Everything had been under drop clothes since he'd decided to join the Watchers and a light layer of dust shrouded the room. "I think you need to fire your housekeeper," Jack commented sardonically as he followed the other man inside. "That dear sweet lady? Never! Although," Methos added thoughtfully. "I've been gone so long she might be dead. Oh, well," he went on with a shrug. "She'll have left the position to her daughter, or maybe her granddaughter by now." Jack stared at him in disbelief, refusing to dignify the idea of hereditary maid work with a comment. Especially, maids that apparently didn't have to clean anything. "This way," Methos smiled. "It's in the museum wing." "You have a museum in your house?" "No, I have a wing where I keep old things. My things." "That's too strange for words," Jack shook his head staring at the eclectically decorated rooms. "Well, I'd keep them in the attic but there's not enough space." "Try the garage." "I have six cars in there. No room." Jack just shook his head and followed. "The rich are weird." Methos chuckled, leading the way through a gallery filled with art works by the great masters, known and unknown, which he'd collected over the centuries. As they passed through a series of corridors, Methos pointed out which era each room contained. "The room to your left was my Renaissance period." Jack looked in to see a hall crammed with every bit of paraphernalia from horse riggings to clothing and shook his head. And He thought he was a pack rat! After a couple more rooms on the same order, he threw up his hands in exasperation. "Ah jeez, its Super Daniel!" "Hey!" Methos complained. "This is my stuff. Okay? You have your stuff and I have my stuff. No one's stuff is better than anyone else's. Besides," he added, slightly aggrieved. "This is just a small fraction of what I did have. Most of it was lost. Although, every now and then, something turns up at an auction or estate sale and I get lucky and bring it home." Jack was about to make a smart ass remark when he recalled what Hammond had told him. Immortals couldn't have children. And the wistful expression in Methos' eyes when he'd spoken about weddings meant they had little hope of a normal life with friends and family. This, he looked around more understanding of it's purpose, was essentially a poor man's substitute. No wonder he treasured his bits and pieces. "Kidding aside," Jack told him kindly. "Someday you'll have to let me come back here and explore." Methos turned to look at the other man, surprised at the warmth in his voice. "Of course. Just don't bring Danny. He'll walk into the Egyptian room and we wouldn't see him again until he was old." "He'd die in there," Jack insisted. "And then we'd have to stick him in one of those mummy cases." "Now there's an idea," Methos grinned. "I have several to choose from." They finally reached the Roman exhibition hall and Jack hung back in awe. Room after room of shields, swords, chariots, and even furniture. "How'd you manage to save all this stuff?" he asked as he followed deeper. "Stored it in the wine cellars, of course. I lived here once, right before the Christians took it over. See that little beauty?" Methos pointed to one of the smaller chariots. "I drove her for the Greens before Tiberius at the Coliseum and won. Had my pick of any man or woman in Rome that night," he added proudly. Methos looked back over his shoulder and smiled. "Look, this may take a few minutes. I have to find the damned thing. So, why don't you have a look around." He left Jack to his wanderings and headed for the far side of the hall where he'd neatly stacked several dozen trunks. Methos scratched his head as he examined the boxes. He knew it was in one of them, but which? He'd packed it away so long ago and never gotten it out again, even when the need to hide it had ended that the only clear memory he had was of laying it up with his clothing. "Best just get started," he sighed and grabbed the first of them. It was just as hard as ever, he realized after a time of shifting and sorting, to go through these old, dear things without pausing every now and again to relive the memories. There was the fine, white cloak he'd worn to Publius' party and the wine stain the fuller had never managed to get clean. And here the leather sandals with gold embroidery he'd received as a wedding present from Clodia three months before she'd died of the fever, while beneath it lay his gift to her. A scarlet gown of rare silk from Chin, hemmed in silver fringe and stitched with fanciful winged creatures. He could never bear to part with any of it. Each little trinket, even the old clay thimble he'd used to keep his kit in good repair held a meaning and a memory for Methos. Until, at last, he took a deep breath and just got through it. After perhaps the tenth such walk down memory lane Methos finally found it. "Here you are!" he exclaimed as he reached the bottom of the trunk. It was wrapped in a piece of medium quality dyed leather. Deliberately made to look worthless, although it was in fact the most valuable of all his possessions. He took out the pendant and held it up to the light. Such a dull looking thing with it's plain, unpolished exterior. Yet, it held such meaning for him. It should have born an inscription, he knew, like the images of others he now held in his memories thanks to Tok'ra. And had he come of age, become an Immortal while the Ancient had lived, it would have. Now, thanks to Inanna's betrayal, it never would. Methos put the trunks back where he'd found them and went to find Jack. It wasn't that difficult, and when he did he slapped a hand over his mouth, biting his lip to keep from laughing out loud. The good colonel had on one of his favorite dress helmets, worn only in procession, swishing the great plumes around like a drunken ostrich. With it he wore a centurion's cloak, while having at the air with a cavalry blade. He looked completely ridiculous and utterly charming. "Having fun?" Methos finally asked, enjoying the sight of O'Neill playing dress up. "Oh yeah!" He whirled about and nearly fell over as he tried to properly balance the weight of the helmet. Methos laughed as Jack looked thoroughly chagrined. "No," he grinned when the colonel removed the helm and started to put it back. "Keep it. It suits you. But here," he came forward and searched through the pile of clothes. "This is the proper tunic and here's the breast plate and cloak. And take that short sword by the bust of Apollo instead. We'll find you the rest of the gear later." It amused Methos no end to see the colonel both flabbergasted and deeply touched by his gift. "Are you sure?" O'Neill asked tentatively, obviously shocked to be given the priceless treasures he just happened to be caught playing with. "Yes. I'm sure." Jack nodded. "Thank you," he said gravely. "I promise to look after them well." Methos simply smiled, understanding the unsaid words O'Neill could not express. That not only had he been given something of great monetary value for the excellent condition they were in, but of great personal value as well, which was far more important to both of them. Jack now had a piece of Methos' own history to remember their friendship and to know that no matter what happened something of the ancient Immortal would always be with him. "So, did you find what you were looking for?" Jack finally asked as they left the room and started back. "Right here," Methos held it up for inspection. "Ah... Nice necklace. What's it got to do with Inanna?" Methos grimaced. "It's not a necklace, it's like a bulla." "Well, bulla for you, but it looks like a necklace to me." With a sigh Methos handed it over. "A bulla was the Roman equivalent of an ID bracelet. Children wore them until they came of age and were initiated into whatever sacred rites their parents decreed. Then the bulla would be symbolically sacrificed to the gods." "So what makes this one so special?" "It was the only thing I was wearing when I woke up in that pile of rubble five thousand years ago. And," he reached out and scratched the surface until the cheap silver dip he'd put on some 1500 years earlier flaked away. "I think it's made of the same stuff as the Stargate." "Your point being?" "Really, Colonel," Methos drawled, taking it back and tucking it into his pocket. "You don't imagine you're the only ones to ever come up with the idea of transmitting an identification signal when passing through the Stargate, do you?" ******************* Methos gave a last tweak to the detonator and stood back, admiring his handiwork. Inanna had always liked pretty things as he recalled. Fitting the thin filigree sheath of gold and tiny gemstones around the pendant and chain of naqueda had been easy. Setting and connecting the tiny charges within the hasps which held the jewels in place had been hard. Harder yet, he frowned as he critically examined the work, would be wearing the damn thing until he could exchange it with Inanna. With a sigh he placed the bulla in the small bomb proof case O'Neill had provided, clipping the detonator, made to look like an innocuous cell phone, to his belt. Behind him, the door to his work room opened and he turned to find Jack waiting patiently. "Teal'c on board?" O'Neill nodded. "He wasn't pleased about leaving Hammond and Carter out of the loop, but I think he understands." "And you have no problem with this?" Methos asked, already knowing the response. "I'm a soldier," Jack replied. "I do what I have to for the sake of my country." Methos shook his head. "This isn't a soldier's mission. It's an assassin's." "We make the hard choices here," O'Neill smiled grimly. "This is one of them. If we can stop Inanna before the fleet launches I'm willing to accept the consequences." Methos nodded. What they were about to do would never be sanctioned, but the powers that be might look the other way after the fact as long as they succeeded. If not... Well, Methos didn't really think that would be a problem. Either they'd be dead and the world along with them, or Inanna would be no more. "You have the stuff?" Methos asked quietly as he picked up the case and they left the work room, heading down to operations. "Already planted," Jack grinned. "I'll signal Teal'c just before we hit the gate room. He'll set off the gas bomb and move into position. Once it's locked down we'll have about three minutes while they reconfigure the codes." "And Teal'c?" "The destination will automatically wipe once we're through. I know enough to do that," he added wryly. "But Teal'c will tell them the truth. Hammond will understand. So will the others." Methos nodded. Teal'c would be all right. There was not much they could do to him anyway. Not with what he carried inside him and his knowledge of the Goa'uld. "All right then," Methos agreed. "Let's get this show on the road." ******************* It was a simple plan and it worked with simple beauty. Since the invasion alert all the SG teams currently off world had either been recalled or ordered to stay put. With only a skeleton crew left in operations they were easily rendered unconscious by the colorless, odorless ether Jack had managed to procure. Now they waited anxiously, ignoring the alarms as Teal'c activated the gate. Methos opened the case and removed the bulla, closing his eyes as he slipped the deadly device around his neck. "Now you're sure that thing will get us through?" O'Neill asked as the gateway finally opened. "Reasonably sure," Methos grinned as he stepped up to the wormhole. "Reasonably?!" Jack growled. "You said it would!" Methos shrugged. "Well, there's always plan B." "Which is?" "We walk in the door and I shout, 'Hi, Mom! I'm home!'" At that, Methos stepped through, leaving Jack to stare after him in horror. "Jesus!" he hissed. He hadn't even guessed, though he should have known. Methos had all but told them truth. She was Tok'ra's wife and he the man's mortal student. And Immortals couldn't have children. Which meant... Jack suddenly felt ill. Methos had known all along and still he'd chosen to do this. Jack shuddered at the thought of being forced to make such a choice. A choice that took more than simple courage. The moral implications alone would have left most individuals unable to function. O'Neill looked back at Teal'c and saluted then stepped through the gate, vowing silently that no matter what happened, no one else would ever know. * "Looks like it worked," Methos grinned as Jack exited the wormhole. The colonel glanced around the rather plain reception area, noting the lack of guards then stared calmly at Methos, who wordlessly accepted the other man's regard. He knew what O'Neill was thinking which was why he hadn't said anything before. But morality aside, Inanna had killed him once and would do it again if she believed for an instant that he was a threat. The trick was to make her certain he wasn't. Jack nodded once and stepped up beside him. "Let's move out," he ordered. "And remember, I want that thing off your neck as soon as you can manage it." "I assure you, that's at the top of my list. And you remember, too," he added. "We set it off when we're back at the gate. Not before." O'Neill shrugged, obviously not understanding. "Sure. Not before we're clear. Got it." "First things first," Methos grimaced as he turned toward the door. "The throne room is this way. "You've been here before," Jack surmised as Methos easily led them through corridor after nearly identical corridor. "No," the Immortal responded. "But Tok'ra's memories record Inanna as being a creature of habit. Disorder is uncertainty to someone like her. She'll have copied the old ways as closely as possible and Tok'ra knew the layout of her palace." "So, what are you going to tell her about me? I mean, isn't she going to wonder why you didn't come alone?" "Well, I'd planned on saying you were my servant, but I don't think that will fly anymore," he looked pointedly at Jack's gun, though he'd deliberately come lightly armed with only a dagger for show. The point was to appear harmless and naive. Just a boy and his mom. "How about your bodyguard?" "Why would I need one?" Methos grinned. "No," he sighed regretfully. "You'll just have to be my lover." O'Neill glared at him then shook his head in disgust. "Fine. But if we have to spend the night, no stealing the covers." "I wouldn't dream of it," Methos laughed, then his face went still as he sensed her. They rounded another corner and came face to face with Inanna's guards. Methos lifted his chin and said something in a guttural language and they parted, allowing both men to pass. A moment later they were through the antechamber and into the throne room proper. At the far end, Inanna waited, seated on a mound of giant pillows surrounded by her retinue. "Remain here," Methos murmured. "And no matter what I do don't react." With that he moved away, giving O'Neill no chance to argue. He approached Inanna's throne with his eyes respectfully downcast. At the foot of the dais he knelt, leaning forward in the crouch to lightly kiss the hem of her dress. "Welcome, Methos." A cool response, but he'd expected as much. This should warm things up. "Greetings, my lady mother." "My son." A hand reached down and rested gently on his head, indicating that he had permission to look at her. "It is good to see you, Mother," he smiled, noting that she was just as beautiful as he recalled. Pale and slim with hair the color of midnight. "I feared you were dead. Killed in the final attack which the Goa'uld launched against my father's forces." There, Methos thought smugly, that should give her something to think about. "And I you, my beloved son." She reached out a hand and he took it, allowing himself to be drawn up to kneel beside Inanna. "But how did you find me, little one? And after so long? Could you not have come sooner?" "The gate was lost and when I awoke from my long sleep of the first death I could not find it. Recently, I discovered the humans had not only recovered it, but learned how to open it. I came as soon as I could, Mother." "But how did you know where to find me?" she asked again, squeezing his fingers a little too hard in her eagerness for a response. She was so predictable, Methos thought with disgust. "I did only as my father bid me," he gave a tentative smile. "He spoke of this place as one you and he had found during your wanderings, long before I was fortunate enough to receive the generosity of your home. He said that if all were lost it would be to here, the place where you were once happiest, that you would come." Tok'ra had never said anything of the sort, but his memories held this place to be located close to the fleet she'd amassed and it seemed a logical conclusion. In any case, the death grip on his fingers loosened and Inanna relaxed, laying back against her pillows. "Who is the human?" she asked casually, signaling for Jack to come forward. Methos nodded imperceptibly for O'Neill to do so. "This is my friend, mother." She laughed at his delicate use of the term friend in her language, which might mean either playmate or lover. "Greetings," she said in perfect English, startling both men into stunned silence. Still, it confirmed something Methos had only suspected. Inanna did not just have spies among the Tok'ra, but doubtless had the ability to move among them at will. Or, at least to send her symbiot into their midst with no one the wiser. "And does the friend of my son have a name?" "Jim Dandy," O'Neill announced, bowing more gracefully than Methos would ever have given him credit for. "A pleasure to finally make your acquaintance." "It pleases me also," she smiled sweetly, but Methos could see the calculation in her eyes. She might never have seen a gun, but she knew a warrior when she laid eyes on one. But then, what else would the son of a warrior choose as his companion? "Come, let us dine together. Then we shall make plans for our future." "I'm afraid we can't, Mother," Methos announced sadly. "We must return to Earth. The Goa'uld are about to launch their forces against our friends there." The expression on her face was priceless. "I came only to see that you were well and to let you know that I lived, maintaining our fight against the common foe." "Of course you are, dearest. I only wish I were able to help. But my ships are scattered and not very powerful." Methos gently touched her hand. "I have missed you, Mother," he said, suddenly feeling the weight of the bulla against his throat. "Would you...?" He rested the fingers of his other hand against the pendant. Inanna smiled. It was an ancient custom among her people, done only before battle. Which was how she had managed to overcome Tok'ra. "Yes," she agreed as she removed her own. "I will keep your name safe. And if you should fall, I shall open my throat and speak it daily." Methos carefully removed the bulla, stilling the trembling in his hands by force of will as he held it out and she lowered her neck to receive the gift. He did the same, trying desperately not to telegraph his sudden fear. Once the chain was firmly clasped he rose. "I will return soon. I promise, Mother. And then we will visit for longer." She nodded, fingering the pretty filigree. It was not customary to decorate the bulla, but Inanna seemed pleased. "I shall look forward to your return then, my son. Go," she added as Methos turned to leave. "Bring back memories to me of your father." He nodded, his throat suddenly closing up and he needed Jack's arm around his shoulder to guide him from the room. As soon as they were out of sight of the guards, O'Neill suddenly yanked the chain from his throat. "No!" Methos screamed, even as Jack set off the detonator, tossing Inanna's bulla back toward the throne room. The double explosion knocked them off their feet, but Methos desperately scrambled up. "Run!" "What!" O'Neill yelled as he chased after the terrified Immortal. "She's dead!" But Methos didn't dare look back. "We're too close, damn you! I don't want her inside me! Now run!" "Oh fuck!" he heard Jack shout, but still he wouldn't stop. He didn't know how far away he needed to be, but he knew he was still too damn close. Her memories, her life. He didn't want any of it. But they were nearly at the gate, maybe there would be time enough. Maybe... "Oh god!" he whispered as he felt the first tiny tendrils of power seeking him out as the hot wind of her Quickening howled up the corridor. "Hurry, Jack! Hurry!" Methos cried as O'Neill reached the DHD and started punching in the address home. But it was too late, and Methos knew it even as the gate opened and the first bolt of energy raced along the walls and surged into the gate room. He flung out his arms to steady himself and in the instant it struck felt his own Quickening arise within him and burst outward in response. It flowed through him and toward Inanna, burning his senses as it passed, leaving him lying in a heap at the base of the DHD with O'Neill crouched above. "What the hell?" Methos asked, shielding his eyes against the whirling maelstrom overhead. "You're asking me?!" Jack exclaimed, hauling him to his feet and dragging him toward the gate as the ground shook with the energies exploding around the room. "Let's just get the hell out!" They practically fell through the gate, breathlessly tumbling down the ramp to the floor as they emerged on the other side. Behind them, the iris sealed itself and General Hammond stalked forward. Around the room a dozen armed soldiers stood at the ready, the klaxon still blaring an alert. "Is there any reason," Hammond asked curtly. "Why I shouldn't have the pair of you immediately arrested?" "Well, Inanna's dead," Jack gasped, staggering to his feet. "She is, is she?" "Permanently so," Methos nodded reassuringly. "Then why did we just receive word from the Tok'ra that her forces are on their way and will be here any time?" Methos and Jack looked at each other. "She is dead, General." Methos insisted. "She has to be. I just outran her Quickening." "Then who's leading her forces?!" "Good question," Jack admitted. "Maybe when they find out they'll just turn around and go home," he suggested optimistically. "Let's hope so, Colonel. For both your sakes, let's hope so." O'Neill nodded and grabbed Methos' arm pulling him toward the exit. Angrily, Hammond turned to stop them. "Just where the hell do you think you're going now?" Jack paused to stare in disbelief. "To scramble, sir. We're going to need every plane in the air if they get here and decide to fight anyway." "With him?" the general asked, pointing at Methos, who looked equally baffled. O'Neill nodded. "He's qualified," was all the colonel had to say as he tugged Methos from the room. "Qualified?! What do mean I'm qualified?" Methos demanded trying to break free of Jack's grip as he was pulled down the corridor. "I just qualified you." "You're not serious?! I puke in your plane and now I'm qualified to co- pilot?!" "I fly," O'Neill explained as if he were a five year old. "You shoot the weapons." "But that's not--" "This isn't the movies!" O'Neill shouted as he shoved him into the elevator. "Why me?" Methos asked, bewildered. "Why not Teal'c or Carter?" Jack grimaced in annoyance. "Teal'c can fly his own plane. And Carter isn't a pilot. She's not even a gunner. And unless it's in space she probably can't even navigate. You on the other hand..." "I couldn't find my way out of a paper bag, honest!" Methos insisted. "Look, I went with you, now you go with me. Get it?" "I knew this loyalty thing sucked!" Methos complained. The elevator arrived at the surface and O'Neill commandeered a nearby jeep to drive them the mile or so to the air field. At the hanger, O'Neill ran them to the lockers and tossed Methos a flight suit. With a grimace of distaste Methos stripped as Jack ordered and slid into the uniform. He really didn't want to do this. Going out in a blaze of glory had never been his idea of a good time. But if he ran Jack would probably shoot him and drag his dead body along anyway. "What now?" Methos sighed disgustedly as he followed O'Neill down the hall and into the men's room. "Pee now, fly friendly," was all O'Neill had to say as he whipped it out and aimed. Methos curled a lip and nodded, doing the same. Pissing into an ice cold relief tube had been a singular experience during his first flight. One he wasn't eager to repeat. "You know," he muttered as he zipped up after and went to wash his hands. "The Romans would never have stood for this." "Guys in skirts don't have to worry about metal teeth catching anything when they need to take a leak. Shall we?" Methos glared, but followed anyway. Out on the tarmac, empty now that they were the last ones to leave, Methos raced alongside Jack to the far end where his plane stood waiting. As O'Neill hurriedly removed the blocks which kept the plane from rolling in the high winds, Methos glanced back at the mountain as he felt the ground begin vibrate and every hair on his body stand on end. "What the--?" Jack looked up and his mouth dropped open as the top of the mountain was suddenly engulfed in a cloud of boiling light. Methos began to backpedal away from the plane. "Get out of here, Jack," he ordered. "Take off. Do it now!" "What the hell is that?" he asked. Methos shook his head desperately, knowing there was no where to run. If it could find him here... "Not what. Who!" he gaped in horror. "That's Tok'ra! Now move!" "I'm not leaving you!" Jack insisted. "Get in the plane!" "Don't you get it?!" Methos shouted as the monstrous Quickening rounded in their direction as it pin pointed his position. "It had to have come through gate! You wouldn't be safe with me in there. Now go!" "I'm not going anywhere!" "Then stay back!" Methos snarled and began to run. Distancing himself not from the impossibly large, apparently sentient Quickening, but away from Jack's proximity. He might survive, but the fool hardy mortal wouldn't stand a chance against the power of Tok'ra's energies. As it barreled down on him, Methos found himself in the middle of the field not knowing what to do. Stand and take it, or huddle and hope it didn't kill him too many times before it was over? Suddenly it was there, swooping down over his head and Methos fell to the ground, throwing his arms up in a vain effort to defend against it. Then... Nothing. Methos opened his eyes, shaking with a terror so profound a small voice inside his head told him he should be grateful he'd already emptied his bladder. Quiet laughter suddenly filled his mind. "This time, Methos," the voice rumbled gently through his senses. "I have a moment to ask." "Tok'ra?" he whispered, trying unsuccessfully to swallow his fear as the Quickening surrounded him in a thick roiling cloud of sparkling fog. A small finger of vapor reached out to tickle him. "Hey!" Methos slapped at it, feeling the static discharge warmly enfolding his hand. "I said I had a moment, son. Not all the time in the universe to answer your questions. We have a fleet to stop, don't we?" "But..." "I need your body, Methos. I cannot fully manifest on this plain without a physical form. Inanna's symbiot still lives and seeks vengeance for her murder. Now, will you allow our Quickenings to join?" Not again! he thought desperately. But what choice did he have at the moment? "Just do it!" Methos squeezed his eyes shut, steeling himself against the onslaught. Yet, instead of the intense pain he'd expected, Methos felt a gentle, comforting warmth filling places he'd never known existed with a peace as profound as his terror moments earlier. There were no gut wrenching memories and no colossal blasts of energy to make him scream in agony. He felt safe and loved even as he knew he was rising up again, but this time he didn't care. His lack of fear lasted only as long as his eyes were closed. The instant he opened them and looked down to see Jack O'Neill a tiny figure, growing more indistinct with every second, Methos had to fight the urge to grab hold of something. "Father? What's happening?!" "I won't drop you," Tok'ra promised, his tone filled with amusement. "That's comforting!" Methos snapped, annoyed. There was more gentle laughter. "Don't be afraid, son. I've gotten you safely this far, do you think I'd let anything happen to you now?" "You what?" Methos asked, confused, trying not to think about the stars quickly drawing closer above. "I couldn't leave you alone and unprotected. Not with Inanna still alive." Methos felt something inside him start to squirm with what felt like embarrassment. "You were there? With me for everything? You saw?" The warmth seemed to spread more deeply into his limbs, offering comfort. "Yes, son. I saw." "Death. The Horsemen. The centuries where I..." Methos choked on the words. He'd lived so selfishly, so utterly without morals or conscience in light of what Tok'ra had taught. "And you said nothing? Did nothing to stop me?" "I am your father, not a god, Methos. It is your life. It was your choice." That was true, he admitted sadly. "Now what?" Methos asked nervously as the nimbus surrounding him began to solidify. "Now we build our armor and finally end this fight." With a gasp of surprise Methos felt the energies flowing through him. A part of his mind watched in awe as Tok'ra manipulated their joined Quickening, sloughing off cells from Methos' body and weaving the hard outer casing until it was glowing with life. Completed, the shell was a neat square, virtually indestructible and transparent. "Impressive," Methos commented, reaching out to gently touch the inner carapace as he floated down to sit on the floor. "Thank you. And if you can avoid that ridiculous Game of yours, you too may one day be able to do this on your own." "I did not start that," Methos insisted. "No, but you played it all the same," Tok'ra pointed out as they flew past the moon. "One does not acquire power from other Immortals, son. That is a lie." "But..." "What did I teach you?" Methos hung his head. "Live. Grow stronger," he whispered. "Our energies increase with every moment of life, not with the death of another." "Then why the Quickening?" Methos asked, raising his head. "Why does it enter us?" Tok'ra sighed. "We are not born into mortal bodies, child. Our parents, the beings that give us life, are made up of energy -- and we are but a small fraction of their power spun off into mortal corpses. They give life where there was none and leave the new child in a place where it will be cared for. In the course of time the Ancients leave this offspring to develop on its own, knowing that the energy within cannot die, but will eventually evolve. Every Quickening you've taken is a separate entity which cannot face the fact that it has been deprived of its home. So, it seeks out what it knows. Resides within you until it decides to move on." The whole idea of hundreds of people currently living inside him gave Methos reason for pause. "Can they...?" "Band together?" Tok'ra finished. "Feed on your energy and eventually take you over?" Methos nodded. "Not the ones you hold. They are far too young to even be aware of the others. And as I said, one Quickening does not feed upon another. In time they will leave of their own accord. Many taken long ago already have." Well, that was a relief! "And if they were older than me?" There was a long pause as Methos waited, catching sight of the first of many ships as they came through some kind of vortex. Finally, Tok'ra spoke. "Inanna could have taken you. She was powerful enough to cast you out and force you to find a new home. Or trap you there with the others." "You prevented that," Methos sighed. "Indeed," Tok'ra's voice smiled. "I forced her to evolve." "But how does one--" "No more questions," Tok'ra suddenly ordered. "Now, watch carefully. It is time to fight." There was really nothing to watch, Methos would think later. It was simply a matter of focusing his thoughts. Pointing helped, but as Tok'ra showed him, his Quickening did not reside in the tips of his fingers. It was true enough, Methos realized, that one Quickening could not devour another. But it was also true that the energies could be willingly combined. Still, that required an effort of concentration which left Methos exhausted. Worse was the knowledge of the deaths he was causing. For even as he sent out his energies, the touch of which destroyed the ships, some of it surged back into him, carrying the weight of those lives in a brief flash of shared understanding before their souls moved on. When the last of the ships had either exploded or retreated, Methos collapsed, holding his head in his arms. "It is not easy to be a weapon, my son," the voice of Tok'ra offered kindly. "It does seem to have its drawbacks," Methos whispered painfully. "As you discovered on your own," Tok'ra pointed out. No matter how many times he'd heard mortals say it, he knew now that he'd never quite understood. You were always a child to your parents and they could, with a few well chosen words, make you feel just that small. Methos felt himself flush with shame. "I did learn." "Yes, and I am proud of you for that. It was not easy for you to give up your anger." "But what was I angry at? I can't even remember now." "Me," Tok'ra sighed. "For dying, for bringing that mountain down on you to shield you from Inanna, for feeling abandoned and lost. For more things than I can recount, child." "About Inanna," Methos began, feeling his chest tighten at the words. "Was that your idea or mine?" "You came to that unfortunate, but necessary conclusion on your own." "Wonderful. Haven't seen the woman in 10,000 years and the first thing I do is kill her," Methos murmured, disgusted with himself. Suddenly, it hit him. "I murdered my mother!" he realized with a ghastly start. And for the first time in 5,000 years Methos truly began to weep. For himself. For Inanna. For Tok'ra. And for the inconceivable nature of his own corrupted heart. What was he that he could logically deduce and carry out such a heinous act? Death, came the quiet whisper of his own mind. Methos cringed at the thought. What a fool he'd been to think he had so easily conquered the bastard. The fear and anger induced horror that had once been the most inhuman scourge to ever walk the Earth. He'd beat out his three companions for sheer brilliance in planning the kill and seeing it through. But Death was more insidious than that, he suddenly realized. He had learned new ways to make his presence felt. How subtly, how rationally he'd planned it all and done the deed with little care for anything else. In spite of all his hard won humanity, Death was still just below the surface, waiting for him to slip up. "Sneaky little shit," Methos muttered, wiping his eyes. "Don't, Methos," Tok'ra's voice was stern now. "Don't compartmentalize this aspect of yourself. He is not a stranger, but a part of who you are. Think of what the world was like 3500 years ago when every major civilization in your part of the world was collapsing in on itself. In an insane world you acted insanely and that is how you survived. And when the world was again safe and sane you put all that aside." "Oh, that's sweet!" Methos laughed derisively. "Been there, said that, took the easy philosophical out. I murdered my mother, you son of a bitch! Not to help you, not to save the world, but to keep my own worthless neck intact!" "Inanna forced your hand and you reacted in the only way you knew how," Tok'ra admitted calmly. "As ruthlessly and as without compassion as she had acted towards you. You are the child of us both and you have always behaved accordingly, for good or ill. You were raised to survive. Regret the necessity, but never the many years of your life." "And the innocents I killed. Should I not regret that?" Methos asked angrily. "Yes. Regret that. But accept and move on. Death is not who you are, it is what you sometimes must become. And even as Death you have often shown compassion." "Compassionate Death?!" Methos snorted. "What I did I did for myself. If I chose to spare a life it was to use it for my own purposes." "As do we all, my son. Even the best of motives are never entirely selfless. I have watched with interest the rise of the Christ. He wished to save mortals because he believed they were all a part of his God. In effect, saving a part of himself that otherwise might have been lost." "You're calling God selfish?!" Methos laughter verged on hysteria. "I would be if I were him and they were mine." Tok'ra's voice held a smile. "But in this case, we are speaking of you. And I taught you to survive for my own selfish reasons. Because like the god of Christ views his own children, you are mine and I love you." It was pointless to continue the argument Methos realized and their dialogue ended as he lapsed into silence, watching as they neared the Earth and passed easily through the outer layers of the planet's atmosphere. Now, he was not only physically exhausted, but emotionally drained as well. They landed in a meadow a few hundred feet below the snow line near the air base, the carapace slowly fading away and returning to its place inside him. "It is time, son." Methos nodded. He'd be leaving soon too if he could manage it. He'd had quite enough of this Stargate business. Let Mac and the others take point if Hammond was so hot to have Immortals working for the SGC. "Any last words of wisdom," Methos drawled, distancing himself from the moment as he got to his feet. Tok'ra sighed. "I think I've said enough, don't you?" Methos winced inwardly. He was being a prick and he knew it, but 5,000 years of bitterness was hard to shake off in less than an hour. "I'm sorry I'm not what you wanted," Methos mocked him. "But as you said. It's my life." "Indeed it is. But watch and learn, young one. Teach the truth if you can." Methos held out his arms as he felt the energies within him begin to slide gently through his pores to coalesce above him. "This is your Prize!" The mass of energy laughed as if discovering a whole new universe filled with delight. "Evolution to a higher form! That is the great journey of the Ancients!" He watched in awe as the power of Tok'ra's Quickening seemed to grow and expand then contract until it was a mere pinpoint of light. Then, just before it winked out, Methos came to his senses. "Father! Wait! I... I'm sorry. I... Thank you." The whispered response was almost inaudible and Methos wasn't quite certain he'd heard it correctly. "The ninth symbol is Time..." Bereft, Methos sat in the grass waiting as a handful of jeeps raced up the mountain. There'd be the long debriefing and the obvious questions to which he must respond, but in the end he too would go. Maybe for a time, maybe for good. Right now he didn't want to think about any of it. A moment later, he was surrounded and O'Neill was coming forward, followed by Carter and MacLeod. "You okay?" Jack asked as he knelt beside Methos. The older man nodded. "He's gone." "Our satellites picked up some pretty weird images about an hour ago," Samantha commented as Methos slowly got to his feet. "Wasn't me." He gave a rueful grin and sighed. "Was Tok'ra. I was just along for the ride." "Nice ride," MacLeod smiled. "Care to educate the rest of us." Methos shrugged. "Live. Grow stronger. Evolve." At that, Methos turned away and climbed into the nearest transport. O'Neill quieted the others when they would have pressed him for more, getting in beside the eldest Immortal and giving him a gentle squeeze on the shoulder to let him know he understood. "How 'bout dinner?" Jack asked as they drove away, deliberately changing the subject in order to give Methos time to adjust and unwind. Methos smiled. Normalcy was just what he needed, and he appreciated that more than anything. "I hear O'Malley's in town is pretty good." "Uh... Yeah, it's great. But we're banned from going there anymore." "You're banned?" Methos asked, genuinely surprised. "Yeah, Danny-boy got into a bar fight and well, Carter and I kinda helped it along." "Daniel? In a bar fight?" Methos laughed long and hard at the idea. Finally, he wiped his eyes and sighed. "Well, I'm open to suggestions." "Barbecue? My place?" Methos nodded and it was decided. As they hit the highway Jack shifted into high gear, speeding past the base in obvious violation of his orders. There would be no debriefing tonight. No questions Methos felt unable or unwilling to answer. Just a quiet night of sharing food and friendship with someone who at least knew when to be silent. ******************* Epilogue Three months later... Of all the places for Adam Pierson to go to ground Jack O'Neill had never considered Nepal to be one of them. Maybe he should have, he thought wryly as he very carefully landed the small Harrier jet on the side of a grassy slope not far from where the transmission signal emanated. Methos had been fairly terse, even abrupt during his debriefing before being given compassionate leave. Hammond hadn't asked, and no one else had said a word, but it was clearly understood that Pierson had been very quietly hurting. Whether he'd come back, of course, was the obvious question. There wasn't much to see around here, O'Neill thought as he looked around, and maybe that was the point. The Himalayas of course were spectacular, and Methos' hiding place was just as spectacularly hidden within the upper foot hills of the mountains. But it had taken just one pass of a satellite to determine that the ancient Immortal was very much in residence. He found the entrance with very little trouble, although unless you knew what you were looking for it was neatly hidden by an optical illusion of perspective, appearing to be nothing more than a small bump in the side of the mountain. Inside, it was as dark and dank as one might expect. Further back it narrowed so that one thin man with a hand truck might easily pass through. On the other side of that narrow opening Jack found the first signs of habitation. Maybe ten tons of stored goods dating back to the turn of the century if the labels were anything to judge by, and several thousand propane tanks stacked neatly against the walls. "Nice. A little paranoid, but nice," Jack murmured as he moved through the storage cave, coming across a small door about half way through. He opened it cautiously and smiled. Now this was a hideout, he thought as he stepped outside. The cave led to a small sheltered valley within the peaks. A miniature Shangri-La of sorts and he wondered if that was where Pierson had gotten the idea. Behind him, he heard a gun cocking and Jack lifted his arms. "I come in peace." "Next time," Methos responded testily, putting up his weapon as O'Neill turned around. "Call first." He held up his cell phone and pointed to the camouflaged satellite dish and microwave tower on the hill above them. "Don't you know there's a war going on here?" O'Neill shrugged and lowered his hands. "Didn't think you'd answer and it might have made you leave." Methos scowled. "Just how did you find me, anyway?" he asked, heading toward the house he'd built about half a mile away. "You took your transmitter with you. Little known fact, Pierson," Jack confided as he followed down the steep hillside. "They can act as homing beacons," Methos concluded with a sigh. "Shit!" They reached the house and he opened the door, stepping aside to allow his somewhat welcome guest inside. Placing both hands together, Methos bowed and gave the typical Nepalese greeting. "Namaste." "Huh?" "Make yourself at home," Methos rolled his eyes. "No can do, Pierson. Get your stuff and let's go." He looked at his watch. "Another six hours and thirty-seven minutes and you're AWOL." "Don't be ridiculous," Methos scoffed. "You have MacLeod and his friends to back you up now. And Daniel should have returned to work already. What do you need me for?" "Let's just say, I like your style, Captain Pierson." "Captain?" Methos laughed. "Yup. Hammond thought it was appropriate, since you were no longer a captain of industry. Oh, and," he fished a flat velvet display box out of his jacket. "If you hadn't lit out so quick you'd have gotten this from the man himself." He tossed the box to Methos, who opened it gingerly. "The Presidential Medal of Honor?!" he gasped. "Don't you have to be dead or something to get this?" "Yeah. So? You've been dead and your...something. I left the others back at the base," he added. "There are at least a dozen. The Iron Cross, the Victoria Cross, the Croix de Guerre. A Gold Star from the Russians. Not to mention a bunch of other distinguished service medals from our guys - - and the Purple Heart." "The Purple Heart?" Methos asked, dumbfounded. "The only thing wounded was my dignity." "My idea," Jack grinned. "Knew you'd like it." For a long moment Methos stood speechless until finally he closed the box and laid it aside. "How nice. More pretty baubles." Jack grimaced. "That reminds me. This," he pulled a silver box out of his pocket, "is from the Tok'ra. Glows whether it's in the dark or not." Methos raised his hands, demurring. "You keep it. It's probably a homing device." "That's why it's in a lead lined box," Jack grinned. "So all this," Methos cocked his head in amazement, "is to convince me to come back?" "No," Jack smiled. "That's to say thank you. This," he pulled out his gun, trying not to laugh at Methos' affronted expression, "is to convince you to get your ass packed and in that jet. Don't you know the punishment for going AWOL is more time in the service -- with no furloughs. And," he added cheerfully. "We also dock your pay for six months." "But--" "Aw, come on, Pierson! Don't make me do the corpse thing. I don't need any more of your bodily fluids messing up my cockpit." Methos frowned and started looking for his duffel bag as Jack tossed him clothes, a CD player, a few discs and some personal items, never lowering the gun. "This is so typically American," Methos sniped as he hurriedly filled the bag. "You should know, Mr. Revolutionary War plaque." "Ingrate," Methos sneered, hiding a smile. He hadn't really thought they'd want him back, not after what he'd done to Inanna. But it felt good to be wanted. And after taking some time to think about it, he truly had wanted to explore the other side of that Stargate. Still, he could get a lot of mileage out of playing the unwilling victim. "All right," he growled, yanking the duffel shut and slinging it over his shoulder. "Let's go." Jack followed, finally putting away his weapon as he closed the door. "Did I mention this was a nice little vacation spot? You'll really have to invite me back sometime." Not having invited him in the first place, Methos rolled his eyes. "Use it anytime you want," he grated. "Gee, thanks! How's the fishing?" Methos twisted his lips in disgust. "It's wonderful, Jack. Help yourself." As they reached the jet and climbed in O'Neill turned and smiled happily. "So, my little minion. What'd you get me during your visit to Nepal?" ******************* Changing of the Guard 2: The Ninth Chevron By Ecolea - ecolea@wt.net RATING: PG-15 WARNINGS: Mature themes SPOILERS: Nothing is sacred. CATEGORY: Highlander: The Series Stargate SG-1 Crossover TIME FRAME: Second in series SUMMARY: An important discovery in the Egyptian desert leads SG-1 on a dangerous mission to save the Earth. Caught between the man he was and the man he is, can all of Methos' skills and knowledge help the team survive, or will that be his undoing? CHARACTERS: HL: M & SG1: JO, SC, DJ, T, GH Various and sundry original characters. FEEDBACK: Comments, flames, superfluous remarks and vicious character assassination may be cheerfully sent to: ecolea@wt.net ARCHIVE: Already sent to Seventh Dimension (www.seventh-dimension.org) and Heliopolis (http://www.sg1-heliopolis.com). All others: Go for it. DISCLAIMER: Okay, so a few of the characters in this story actually belong to me, but I'm still not making any money off the others. But please, go ahead and sue me anyway. If fact, I'll make you a deal. You help me gain fame and notoriety -- and I'll help your lawyers spend all that retainer money! AUTHOR'S NOTES: For the sake of readability in most cases modern place names and descriptions of certain artifacts have been used. Purists will cringe, but hey, a cup is a cup is a cup. Note to canon junkies: Yes, I fudged a little in this one -- a couple of minor points -- but if the producers/writers can't be bothered to follow canon from episode to episode and movie to movie why should I? Personal note: Many thanks to Arameth for diabolical and fiendish torment of the author, guidance and without whom none of this would be possible. To Daisy, for just being there. And to Karoshi, for painlessly picking out the nits. Everyone should be so lucky! In Memorium: One more for Estella, who left the way she lived -- with dignity and style. ******************* Prologue Reconnaissance Mission Planet P7X4238 "Well they certainly weren't very friendly," Jack O'Neill muttered sullenly, holding a thick square of gauze to his forehead where a small stone had hit him. "I told you they wouldn't be," Methos shrugged, rubbing his shoulder. The rock hadn't been very big, but whoever had thrown it had put their all into the gesture. A few shots from a zat gun and the attendant electrical show that went with it had frightened the rest of the villagers off, but not before they'd done some damage, however slight that was. "How did you know?" Samantha Carter asked, easing a knot out of her thigh. "Call it deja vu, Major," Methos smiled grimly. "I sort of knew their ancestors." Daniel Jackson looked up from where he knelt over his pack. "I thought I recognized the clothing style. Early Mesopotamian, right?" "Very early," Methos agreed. "Pre-bronze age, in fact." "Must have been caught up in a Goa'uld slave run," O'Neill commented, checking the gauze to see whether the flow of blood had stopped. "Good enough," he mumbled, tossing the pad aside. "Come on, let's get back to the gate. Teal'c!" he called and the dark skinned Jaffa, who'd been guarding the clearing while they saw to their wounds came over. "Take point," he ordered as he stood. "Carter, watch our asses." "Yes, sir," she responded as they moved out. Methos fell in beside O'Neill and Daniel, also keeping an eye out for any villagers who might have gotten their courage back. He doubted it, but there was always a first time. They'd walked about half a mile before Daniel finally spoke up. "Deja vu, huh?" he asked softly. "How many times did it happen?" "Enough," Methos responded lightly. "People weren't very friendly towards strangers in those days. Not if they looked substantially different from what they imagined a normal human should look like. You couldn't even call it racism. It was just otherness that was frightening." "What did you do?" "What any sensible being would," Methos shrugged. "I hid. Found some nice comfy caves and stayed well away from everyone." Daniel looked shocked. "For how long?" "I don't know," Methos admitted with a dismissive shrug. "A few hundred years, maybe more. I didn't keep track. It's all a sort of blur to me now. Just hunting for food and trying to stay alive, mostly." "So you knew you were Immortal?" Methos sighed, finally giving into the idea that the questions wouldn't stop until something else distracted Daniel. "I knew I was different, but I didn't know why. Five thousand years ago I had no memories, remember?" "Right," Daniel nodded. "So, how did you find out?" "The same day I took my first head," he murmured, remembering the moment. "I was fishing." "Fishing?" Jack asked, suddenly interested. Methos grinned. The colonel had been listening, but unlike Daniel never dreamed of asking prying, uncomfortable questions. "Not for sport, for food. The lake wasn't very big and it was close to one of the villages I avoided, but I wanted some water reeds for making rope and I was hungry, so I fished." "What happened?" Daniel asked as they started to climb one of several hills that led back to the gate. "A man showed up. Not much different from the villagers in looks, but he had an ax. A very big bronze ax. He shouted something to the effect that he was going to cut off my head and swallow my soul, which as you can imagine rather shocked me. I was used to sticks and stones -- being driven away -- although one village headman decided he wanted to eat my demon heart which was what made me hide in the first place. But no one had ever just come out and said they were going to kill me without reason. And he wasn't frightened of me, which I found puzzling." Not to mention, he thought wryly, that his stomach had been twisted in knots and his head buzzing so loudly he'd though he'd lose his mind. "Well, he obviously didn't take your head," O'Neill pointed out. "No," Methos agreed. "He might have had an ax, but I had a fishing spear -- and I wasn't shy about using it. Idiot never even got close." "Then you took his head," Daniel surmised. "I'd like to say yes," Methos grinned ruefully. "To say that I stood there all proud and manly thinking, 'Take my head, will you?! I'll show you, pond scum!' But I was just as terrified of him as the villagers were of me." "Why?" O'Neill asked, surprised. "I'd never seen bronze before. And he hadn't been the least bit afraid of me. I knew I wasn't a demon, but maybe he was. When I finally pulled myself together and got my spear out of his chest I stopped to look at the ax. He revived while I was examining it and I was so startled... I mean, he came back to life just like I did and he'd already said he wanted to eat my soul. So, I hit him with it. And that's when my fear turned to anger and I chopped off his head along with some other bits and pieces." "Sounds messy," O'Neill grimaced. "Extremely," Methos allowed. "But then, what did I know? I thought if I hit it enough times it would stay down. And somewhere in there his Quickening showed up and I thought, 'Run!' So I did, but it caught me. After that," he shrugged. "I had some of his memories and I knew what I was. And what I was supposedly supposed to do." "Not a very pleasant introduction to Immortality," Daniel commented softly as they reached the Stargate. "No," Methos agreed, watching Carter punch in the address home. "But it got me out of those damn caves. And no one threw stones at me anymore -- because now I had a big bronze ax and I wasn't shy about using it." To one side of him, Jack was snickering, while Daniel looked appalled. The gate opened and they headed through. Another mission accomplished. Sort of. ******************* Part One Chapter 1 "That was great!" O'Neill shouted as they left the arena in Colorado Springs. Behind them a huge neon sign blinked, 'In Concert! Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band! One Night Only!' "Yeah, thanks, Adam," Daniel grinned. "At least this time we didn't have to hitchhike." Methos rolled his eyes, looking over his shoulder to where Samantha and Dr. Fraiser followed. Beside him, Teal'c was still rubbing his ears, but smiling. "I can't believe you've worked together this long and only just discovered there was one thing you all had in common." "It's that close knit fraternity thing we've got going," Jack remarked as he led the way to the parking lot. "Head banging doesn't generally come up at the debriefing." "Guess not," Methos grinned as Samantha suddenly smiled in his direction. A little of the ice between them seemed to have thawed, he thought relieved. It wasn't exactly bribery, but getting his hands on six front row seats to the hottest ticket in town had been a stroke of genius. More importantly, Carter was looking at him as something more akin to human and less like a potential science project. And if watching him dance and scream with 30,000 other music lovers was what it took to get him off her list of things to do, Methos was just as happy to do it. "Food?" Jack asked a few minutes later as everyone climbed into the van he'd borrowed. A chorus of "Yeah!" with accompanying nods greeted his suggestion. "Okay. Where to?" "Let's try that new place," Samantha suggested. "Bellinni's, over on Ninth. One of the techs mentioned they had a great menu." "The one that's got it's own micro brewery?" Methos asked. He'd been meaning to check the place out, but had been too busy getting his new apartment in order between missions. Daniel laughed as Carter nodded. "You never could pass up a beer." "Not a decent one at any rate," Methos agreed. "Or the occasional fine wine. Not to mention a good sherry or glass of properly aged whiskey, brandy, or bourbon." Dr. Fraiser cleared her throat. "Unless someone mentions the words designated driver," she threatened cheerfully. "I'm going to schedule all of you for a liver biopsy." "That's me," O'Neill raised his hand. "Keep your scalpel sheathed, doc." "So it's Bellinni's," Samantha grinned. "Take Main to--" "I know how to get there, Carter," O'Neill interrupted in exasperation just as his cell phone rang. "Damn," he muttered, fishing it out of his jacket. He answered, frowning as he listened. "Yes, sir. We'll be there in half an hour." O'Neill snapped it shut, slipping it back into his pocket. "Sorry, kids," he told them, turning in the opposite direction from where they'd planned to go. "We're back on the clock." "What's up?" Daniel asked. "One of our satellites picked up something in the Egyptian desert," he explained briefly. "Outline makes it look to be a Goa'uld transport ship. But nobody's sure." "Why not?" Methos asked, surprised. O'Neill shrugged. "Guess we'll find out, won't we?" ******************* "This is familiar," Methos grumbled as he stepped out of the small passenger jet and onto the tarmac at the airfield in Cairo. "That's my line," O'Neill muttered as he came from behind. "God, I hate commercial flights." Methos grimaced as they waited for the rest of the team then followed the other passengers to customs. They'd taken the long route to Egypt. A military transport had left them in Denver where a connecting flight brought them to Chicago. From there they'd flown to Athens, switched carries to board yet another plane to Alexandria and then another, smaller jet to the local airport in Cairo. "I still say we should have flown O'Neill Airlines," he sighed. "But then why listen to me? What do I know about the desert?" "This isn't about the desert," O'Neill reminded him. "It's about following the letter of the law--" "If not the spirit." "--of our little agreement with the Russians," O'Neill finished. "They shut down their Stargate and we share whatever knowledge we gather through ours." "And since this mission technically has nothing to do with the Stargate," Methos added with a wry twist of his lips. "Your government feels safe playing fast and loose with the terms of the agreement. Because, as we all know, the Egyptians are allies of the Russians. I do get it, Jack. I just don't happen to agree. The free flow of information is important for a free society to flourish. " "This isn't about information. It's about tactics. It was a tactical decision to go in undercover. And who says we won't share?" "No one, Jack. Forget I even mentioned it." "Mentioned what?" O'Neill grinned as they entered the main airport building and lined up. Customs was a hassle, but they got through it and Methos was simply relieved to have his sword back and quite content to let Daniel take care of the petty details like taxis, hotels, currency exchanges and what not. An hour later they were safely ensconced in a moderately priced, yet comfortable suite at one of the less expensive hotels. Daniel divvied up the keys and gave out the room assignments. Carter, of course, had her own bedroom, while Teal'c and O'Neill took the back room that overlooked the inner courtyard. He and the Immortal would take the front room with its grand view of the pyramids. Methos tossed his bag on the floor beside the bed nearest the door and threw himself down on the mattress, sighing with relief as a cool breeze from the air conditioner caressed his skin. "You know," he drawled, closing his eyes as Daniel came in. "You might have let Jack and Teal'c take the room with the view. Rank should have its privileges." "Jack hates the pyramids," Daniel said as he started to unpack. "They remind him of what they're bases for. Goa'uld ships. And Teal'c doesn't care. Besides," he added quietly. "I thought you might appreciate it." Methos laughed softly. "Old home week? Not me. Never had much use for pyramids. Interesting structures, but I remember my first view of them when they still had their limestone facings and the priestly caste reigned supreme along the Nile." Daniel paused and waited, but Methos remained silent. "So? What did you think of them that first time?" "Incredible. Huge. Grandiose. Monuments to the gigantic egos of dead men who deserved much less than they thought they were worth. Although," he added thoughtfully, finally opening his eyes to stare at the ceiling. "I did like Hatshepsut. She certainly deserved to be remembered. Even if she did look a bit silly in that beard all the pharaohs wore." "You knew Hatshepsut?" Daniel asked, quietly stunned. Methos shook his head and sat up. "Nope. Saw her once in a procession though. She was fairly old, but her eyes were piercingly bright -- made me think of crocodiles floating in the river on a moonlit night. Beautiful and deadly in a horrific sort of way." In silence, Daniel watched as Methos removed his sword from its travel case and carefully laid it under the bed. "Uh, is there something going on here that I'm missing?" he finally asked. "No more than usual," Methos grinned and toed off his sneakers. Daniel nodded slowly. "Jack won't let anything happen to you, Adam. Not even if he has to risk his own life. And neither will I." "Thank you," he answered sincerely. "That's a lovely sentiment. But I'll warn you now. Never interfere in what I am or what I might have to do." "But it's sick!" Daniel responded vehemently. "Perhaps it is," Methos told him mildly. "But it's our way and I accept it. Now, I'm going to take a very long, very hot shower. Why don't you order everyone up some room service." Daniel shook his head as the door closed behind Methos and he went to the phone. He would never understand how anyone, least of all someone as seemingly well balanced as his friend, could accept genocide as a way of life. On the other hand, what choice did he have? ******************* An hour later, feeling refreshed and relaxed in a clean pair of jeans and a light cotton shirt, Methos wandered barefoot into the central living room following the scent of food. He smiled appreciatively as he lifted the various tray covers, finding a good mix of traditional Egyptian foods. He filled a plate with spicy lamb stew and flat bread, grabbed a bottle of Egyptian beer then found the remote, turned on the television and started flipping around the satellite. "Anything good on?" Samantha asked as she came out of her room, dressed similarly in jeans and a tee shirt with her hair still slightly damp. "Nope," he sighed and shut it off. "Ten thousand years of civilization and we're left with Leave it to Beaver and I Love Lucy reruns. Whatever happened to art?" "I think it got lost somewhere between Bigfoot: Man or Myth and Big Rigs: The Accidents We Love To Watch." Methos laughed and pointed to the dinner cart. "Try the lamb. It's excellent." She did as he suggested and curled up on the love seat across from him to eat. "This is good," she said after taking a tentative bite. "My mom used to make something similar except with beef." Methos nodded. "Modern Greek cooking." "Dad was stationed in Athens for a year," she agreed. "So, where is everybody?" Methos finally asked as he put his plate aside and settled back with his beer. Between bites Samantha responded. "Colonel O'Neill's at the embassy getting our gear." Methos nodded. That would be the classified stuff and ordinance they couldn't take on a commercial flight. "Teal'c's meditating, and Daniel's off to look up an old colleague whose working on an archaeological dig not far from the coordinates the satellite identified." "Trying to find out if he's seen anything unusual in the area," Methos surmised. "She," Carter corrected with a brief nod. "From what I gather they were pretty close for a while. He's hoping to wrangle an invite for us out to the site." "Whatever for?" Methos asked, getting up from his seat to stretch and make his way over to the tall French doors which dominated the room. The late afternoon sun lit the Nile and across her gleaming surface lay the distant pyramids of Giza. "Cover," Samantha explained. "The colonel wants to rent a jeep to take us out there. As long as it looks legitimate at the start, he figures we can detour and head anywhere we want." Methos nodded absently and stepped out onto the balcony. It was a good plan and he didn't doubt that Daniel would wrangle his way back into his old flame's good graces. The boy could be positively charming when he recollected he was a man and not a human history machine. Behind him, Methos heard the quiet clink of china as Carter put down her plate and the soft whisper of cloth as she joined him on the terrace. For a long time they stood quiet, just watching the sun lowering in the distance, until finally she spoke. "What's it like to watch the world change?" she asked softly. Methos gave her a puzzled look, not quite certain what she really wanted to know. "I mean," she explained, managing to look vaguely embarrassed as well as extremely curious. "I can calculate the changes in the atmosphere, the geological shifts, all the variables and differentials of space until I know what stars were where and when and what it all must have looked like, but to see it all change in one lifetime... It's hard to imagine." Methos smiled kindly. "I'm not sure I can answer that. I'm not sure anyone really can. I guess it's like reading a book. The first page pulls you in and you just keep on from there, absorbing what comes. Some of the chapters are interesting, some of them not, but there's always another." Her brow furrowed slightly as she thought about that. "But what do you see when you look out there?" Samantha nodded toward the monuments in the distance. "Same as you," he shrugged and followed her gaze. "They're a bit more tattered and worn from my point of view, but still essentially the same. And down there," he added, leaning against the rail to gaze into the street below. "Strip away the cars, the buildings, all the modern appliances the world has grown to love and the people are exactly as they were when the pyramids were built. In one sense the pharaohs were right. Egypt is eternal. No matter how many armies have passed through here, none could ever truly conquer this land. As long as the people remain, Egypt lives. And as long as the Nile flows, the people will remain." If she had any other questions the sound of a door opening and closing behind them put an end to it. "Hey, campers! Look what Colonel Jack's got!" They turned as one, smiling as O'Neill set down his bags. "Get over here, Pierson. I need you to take a look at this map." "I am ever obedient to your will, O Great Satan," he responded sardonically, sprawling on the couch. "That's, O Great Satan, sir," Jack muttered absently, tossing him the map. "Now, be a good minion and find us a way around that Egyptian military operation that seems to have sprung up overnight." Methos ignored the jibe and opened the map. "Wonderful," he sighed as he got a look at the latest satellite pass. "Guess we aren't the only interested parties in town." ******************* Chapter 2 It was a long hot drive to Dr. Nazuq's camp. They'd left Cairo right after breakfast, renting a jeep as O'Neill had planned then taken the ferry across to Giza. From there, in the shadow of the pyramids, they followed her directions. There were no roads this far into the western desert and the doctor was not there to guide them, having returned to the site the previous evening with supplies. They traveled north along the river for an hour or so, turning west for the final leg. Not very deep into the desert, but far enough to make the vast ocean of sand around them seem daunting and endless. "That's it," Jack called, spotting tents in the distance when they were a few miles out. "So," he turned to Daniel, who sat behind him with Teal'c and Carter. "What are they digging for?" "A lost Egyptian city maybe," the archaeologist replied. "Doesn't have a name yet, but they've done some good work this season. Two rooms and a small shrine so far." "They won't find much more," Methos advised. "This was only an outpost on the trade route to Cyrene before the Nile shifted eastward. " "Don't tell Yasmin that," Daniel grinned. "You'll spoil her fun!" Methos smiled and nodded. It wasn't so much the size of the discovery, he knew, but the delight in uncovering some unknown bit of knowledge that put the other fragments in place that made an archaeologist's day. "What's that?" Samantha asked as she spotted a large bundle of what looked to be clothing on the ground about half a mile from the camp. O'Neill slowed down then stopped as they pulled even with what was obviously a body. Wary now, they climbed out of the jeep and Methos toed the corpse over, revealing the blood soaked sand beneath the gaping bullet wound in the man's chest. "That's Ibrahim," Daniel said quietly. "He was Yasmin's assistant." "Not anymore," Jack muttered as he reached under his seat and pulled out a small bag, quickly distributing several Goa'uld zat guns. They had other ordinance, but with civilians around, O'Neill wasn't prepared to risk lives. He gestured for Teal'c and Samantha to circle the small encampment from the far side, while he, Methos and Daniel took the near. They found Dr. Nazuq first, sprawled in her jeep then two more bodies inside one of the tents. "How many archaeologists?" Methos asked Daniel, who was still pale from the sight of his ex-girlfriend's body. "Four paid," he responded dully. "Not counting any students who might have unofficially signed up." "You okay?" Methos asked more gently. Daniel only nodded as they moved further into the camp. They found another body near a small generator and another near a second vehicle where he'd obviously tried to run. When Teal'c and Carter arrived they reported three more in the recovery tent, where artifacts were first catalogued then stored. "Look's like thieves," Samantha told them. "There's a few pieces of broken crockery left in there, but everything else is gone." "Not thieves," Methos said. "Real thieves would have stripped the place bare and buried the bodies," he added. O'Neill nodded knowingly. "Equipment's still here." "Yeah," Daniel agreed. "The black market for ancient artifacts is good, but the one for tents, generators and computers is a lot better -- and of much less interest to the authorities." Samantha nodded slowly. "So why were they killed? To keep them quiet?" "Maybe. Or to avoid potential witnesses," Methos responded. "Colonel O'Neill, did you not say there was an army camped nearby?" Teal'c suddenly asked. "Yeah," Jack nodded, walking over to a small pile of carbine shells on the ground. "Intel says it's just a training exercise," he added mockingly. "If that's true, then I don't get it," Daniel sighed, following O'Neill with the others. "The whole team was Egyptian and the Egyptian military wouldn't do this to their own. They're too respectful of their own history. They'd ask them to leave the area, secure the site and escort the team out, but they'd never steal the artifacts." "Wasn't the locals," O'Neill finally said as he crouched, picking up a spent shell and cursorily examining it. "These rounds came from a Kalashnikov. Definitely not standard issue for the Egyptian army." "And thieves are more likely to carry American or German semi-automatic weapons," Methos pointed out. "Much easier to get and far more reliable than Russian guns. At least, in my opinion." "Sounds like the competition just heated up a notch," Carter murmured. Silently, Methos agreed with that assessment. It might be that for the Egyptians this was a simple training exercise, Methos thoughtfully acknowledged. But there were often Russian military advisors tagging along, and their agenda might be far more insidious and unclear to their allies. "Okay," the colonel stood and tossed the shell aside. "Let's leave this one alone for now. We'll report later and let the locals handle it. Move out." They headed back to the jeep, quiet strain showing on everyone's face. If it was indeed a Goa'uld ship sitting out there in the desert, whoever owned that singular piece of technology would gain a great advantage. So far, the Russians appeared to have little or no knowledge of the Goa'uld. And while Methos might have great admiration and respect for the general populace of that particular nation, he was also still leery of its political goals. A single naquada generator could power several major cities for a lifetime, freeing up enough resources to begin a new cold war. And the last one as he recalled, hadn't been much fun for either of the parties involved. They detoured south then turned west again. Dr. Nazuq's camp had been a mere twenty miles from the Egyptian base, while the military camp was a good fifty miles from the ship's coordinates. In terms of this particular desert that was a relatively short distance, though not a healthy one. The average hale and hearty individual could manage perhaps thirty miles in a day walking, but even the average soldier wouldn't risk the fifty. And certainly not just to satisfy his curiosity. It was late afternoon when they stopped some five miles out from the target coordinates. They changed from their street clothes into desert camouflage, making their way across the dunes until they were little more than a mile out. "Busy little beavers, aren't they?" O'Neill muttered as he and the others observed the bustling activity around the ship through their field glasses. "Looks like they've been digging it out," Carter responded. Large earth movers and trucks had been brought to the site, all neatly hidden under individual camouflage netting. "The ship is most definitely Hatak class in origin," Teal'c announced. "But an older cargo ship and larger than any I have ever seen." "Those are definitely Russian uniforms," Carter added. "About fifty, maybe more." "Yeah, sweet," O'Neill said, sliding down a little and sitting back against the sand. "Looks like they aren't camping here," Methos said, joining him. "Seems that way. Just the one command tent and a latrine," O'Neill nodded. "Too suspicious," Methos agreed. "If they stayed one or two nights it might be put down as part of a training exercise. But a large group of Russian military advisors disappearing into the desert would certainly arouse any Egyptian's innate inquisitiveness. They might be allies, but there's an old saying. 'Trust in Allah, but lock up your camel at night.'" "I always liked 'Take the Pepsi Challenge' myself," O'Neill quipped and put away his binoculars. "Okay, kids," he finally decided. "Let's go back to the jeep. We'll set up a base camp there and report in. Return after dark. If they aren't spending the night, they probably won't bother to leave a guard. Missing men would have to be reported." "Very true," Methos added. "Besides, who would expect to find five willing idiots ready to take on the Russian army?" O'Neill grimaced wryly. "It's a good job, isn't it?" ******************* "That's odd," Carter observed quietly as she examined the code pad for the ship's airlock. "Doesn't look like anyone's gone inside." Methos leaned over and nodded an affirmative. "Sand's still encrusted on it. I'd say they're planning to abscond with the goods before letting their scientists take a crack at it." "Sounds like someone else isn't interested in keeping up their end of an agreement either," O'Neill pointedly responded. "Boys with toys," Methos sighed and Samantha gave him a rare smile. "Shall we?" the colonel frowned, gesturing toward the lock. Teal'c stepped forward and tapped the panel several times. Nothing happened. He tried it again using a different pattern this time, again without result. "Stand back," O'Neill ordered then pointed his zat gun at the lock and fired. The system shorted out and Teal'c took several minutes to pry open the panel and bypass the mechanism. The door slid open a few inches then stalled completely, forcing O'Neill and Teal'c to push it the rest of the way back. "Sand," Daniel explained at O'Neill's annoyed expression. "Fouls the lubricants. If the external vents were open it's probably gotten into everything." "No kidding," the colonel muttered, frowning. "We'll have to clean it before we leave." "Indeed," Teal'c agreed, turning on his flashlight and allowing the others to pass as they did the same. The air inside was hot and dry. Not unexpected, Methos silently noted, but the place was eerie. They moved forward, weapons ready and nearly stumbled across several bodies as they turned into the first corridor. "Goa'uld?" O'Neill asked. "This one is," Carter nodded, kneeling beside a mummified corpse. "I can't tell what killed it though," she said, taking a closer look. "The rest seem to be Jaffa. "Get samples," he ordered. "Of everything. Teal'c. Stay with her." They nodded and Samantha got to work as he and his companions cautiously moved off. There were more bodies the further in they went. Some contorted in agony, others looking as though they'd simply fallen where they stood. They reached the bridge, finding another corpse -- dead in the act of reaching for the lift off controls. "Looks like they were trying to escape," Daniel commented. "Yeah, but from what?" O'Neill asked quietly, moving slowly around the room as he searched for an answer to his question. "There are no outward signs of violence," Daniel responded. "From the look of it," he added, shining his light into the corpse's mummified face. "I'd say poison. Some sort of gas maybe." "It's possible," O'Neill nodded. "No, it's not," Methos pointed out. "Unless they arrived fairly recently. And given this accumulation of sand," he kicked at the thickly covered floor. "I'd guess this ship's been here a lot longer than a century." "Something in the area then?" Daniel offered. "There's nothing here!" O'Neill spread his arms, looking mystified. "That's not entirely true," Methos corrected. "There was a city hereabouts, or so I was told. It was all rumors really. A city built in secret by the pharaoh Shishak," he explained. "Right around the time he made war on the Judeans. A place to send all the treasures of Solomon's temple that he'd gathered from his siege of Jerusalem." "That's just a myth," Daniel said. "We know where Tanis is. And it's never been lost." "This place wasn't called Tanis, but Tanlit," Methos explained. "Sort of the short form of Tanis to differentiate between the two." "Tanis?" Jack asked curiously. "Why does that name sound familiar?" "Raiders of the Lost Ark," Methos grinned. "The place where Indiana Jones found the Ark of the Covenant. Great movie, very weak on history." O'Neill nodded. "Still," he went on as the colonel led the way back into the corridor. "Behind most myths there's generally a kernel of truth. In this case, I was always inclined to believe the rumors. Tanis in the north was held by one faction of the priestly caste -- mostly family related to Shishak, while Thebes in the south was held by another, not counting those in Karnak and other places. Shishak was strong enough to unite them all and by virtue of that, Upper and Lower Egypt under his sole rule. There was quite a bit of unrest even then and sending such revered artifacts, even if they weren't Egyptian, to any of the priesthood might have started another uprising. I wouldn't have done it. And there used to be a fairly large oasis not far from here dedicated to Atum." Methos grimaced wryly as he thought of something. "Atum was usually represented as either a man or a serpent and his worship was later merged with that of Ra. I'm guessing the two are one in the same." "They were," Daniel confirmed. "So, the snakeheads knew about this place and the logistics were good," O'Neill said thoughtfully as they headed back for Carter and Teal'c. "Seem that way," Methos agreed. "But you never saw this city?" Daniel asked as he walked alongside the Immortal. Methos shook his head. "Three thousand years ago I was still trolling for trouble. Somewhere in Anatolia, I believe. I only heard about it after the fact. Though I do remember being quite proud of the Judeans for buying Shishak off with Solomon's gold. Very smart." "But not the Ark," Daniel said. "The bible says it stayed in Jerusalem." "That's one story," Methos responded. "But I know for a fact it went south much earlier." "That's what the Coptics claim. That it went to Ethiopia with Bathsheba and her son for safekeeping." Methos shrugged as they joined Teal'c and Carter, who were just finishing up. "I don't know who the hell they were or where the Ark ultimately ended up, but whatever they had in that box killed the lot of us. The Horsemen raided that caravan. Rich Judean priests and even richer nobles. All guarding what we thought was a great big box of gold sent as tribute. They tried to warn us, I'll give them that. Of course, we ignored the priests and opened it once we'd gotten safely away. The last thing I remember was writhing in agony until Silas closed it up. When we revived it was gone, but we were sick as dogs for weeks after. Got ourselves out of Africa right smart." "You were all sick?" Carter asked, surprised. "What were they symptoms?" Methos shuddered even to remember. "Burns everywhere that didn't seem to heal. Vomiting and bloody stool. We swelled up in places that should never swell like that and both Silas and Caspian lost their hair. I don't know how many times we died after that first time, but it kept on killing us -- and everyone we came into contact with until we burned everything we owned, even our horses, in a great pyre." "You burned everything? Even your clothes?" she asked. Methos chuckled ruefully. "By that time we weren't wearing any if we could possibly avoid it. Our skin was excruciatingly tender." "You know what it is?" Daniel asked her. "Sounds like radiation poisoning. And from the look of these bodies, I'm beginning to think something similar may have happened here." "Naquada does not produce noticeably dangerous amounts of harmful radiation," Teal'c pointed out. "No," Samantha agreed. "But a radioactive substance could have been introduced into the environment." She studied one of her instruments. "I am picking up traces of subatomic particles still lingering in the air. Nothing that could cause us a problem, but it is a little higher than normal." O'Neill nodded. "If we've got everything we need here, let's get back to camp and report in." "Yes, sir," she said. "I can analyze the samples tonight and have a report for you in the morning." "Good." "So, what are we going to do about the ship?" Daniel asked nervously as they made their way to the exit. "We can't just leave it here." "We're not flying it anywhere until we know what killed everyone," O'Neill responded as he paused with Teal'c to clear the door of sand and make sure it was sealed. "Whatever it is could still be on board. We need to know more about what happened." "I might be able to help there," Methos offered. "I thought you said you were never here?" "I wasn't, but I may know someone who was." Daniel cast excited, puppy dog eyes in the Immortal's direction and Methos grinned. "Ptahsennes has been around since the first Tuthmose's reign, and he never leaves Egypt. Doesn't much like the modern era either, except for some jazz recordings and an old record player he liberated from the Nazis during the war. We go back a ways and he might be willing to talk." "You know where to find him?" O'Neill asked. With the hatch now closed he carefully swept the sand to make it look as though no one had entered. "Pretty much," Methos nodded. "He sent me a postcard about thirty years ago with a picture of Alexandria and a note telling me to stop by some time." "Thirty years ago?!" Jack uttered, moving the group back toward camp. "How do you know he's still there?" "Because he's living in my house," Methos explained. "Or what used to be my house when I lived there. It's been a couple of thousand years, but the place is still standing. And this is Egypt after all. Things and people move a lot more slowly here." "Okay," O'Neill nodded. "You can check it out tomorrow. And," he looked over at Daniel, "think you could take him with you? He'll sulk all day in his tent if you don't." Daniel frowned, but gazed hopefully at Methos. "Sure," the Immortal finally gave in. "Why not? It'll amuse the hell out of the old bastard. Just don't be surprised if he calls you a carrion eater," Methos warned the younger man. "He doesn't have much use for archaeologists." ******************* Chapter 3 The drive to Alexandria the next morning had been mostly uneventful, except for Daniel's never ending stream of questions. Methos didn't really mind answering them and talking kept the boy from thinking about the loss of Yasmin Nazuq and her erstwhile colleagues. While O'Neill had reported the situation to General Hammond, it had been agreed that at present no action could be taken to remove the bodies. It was doubtful whoever had killed them would come back, but the stakes at the moment were just too high to take that chance. When they reached the outskirts of the city, Methos wended their way up an old road until they came to the outer wall that marked the beginning of the property. The house was set on a hill top and the old stone gleamed a cool white in the late morning sunlight. He sensed Ptahsennes as he pulled into the front drive where the stables had once been, though the mud brick structure was long since gone. Methos got out as a shadow appeared in a window then smiled as he saw his old friend opening the door. "Methos!" Ptahsennes called out as he strode forward. "You son of a diseased camel mated with a braying ass! Welcome old friend!" Methos laughed, holding out his arms as the stout Immortal, older in appearance though a hand span shorter, grabbed his shoulders and pulled him tight. "It's good to see you too," he smiled, hugging him back. "I see you're still shaving your head, you sun shriveled lump of dried beetle dung." The other man rubbed his bald pate. "The old ways are still the best," Ptahsennes grinned. "Now, introduce me to your very pretty boy." Daniel raised an eyebrow at that and promptly introduced himself. "Dr. Daniel Jackson," he said in the same ancient dialect Ptahsennes had been speaking, offering his hand. "It's an honor, revered father. And Methos and I are colleagues." "A doctor who speaks the old tongue?" Ptahsennes asked warily. "Not another tomb robber are you?" "Uh, no," Daniel answered carefully. "I'm currently employed as a linguist." "Ah," Ptahsennes nodded, finally taking his hand. "That is better. The old tongue is still the most beautiful, even spoken badly by the likes of a western carrion eater such as yourself." Methos chuckled at Daniel's confused expression. "Thank the man, Danny. That was a compliment." "Uh, thanks...I think." Ptahsennes guided them into the house past stacks of records piled nearly to the ceiling. "If he is not your current favorite," he murmured softly in Methos' ear. "Pray tell, old friend, how he comes to know of our kind?" "An accident of chance," Methos explained just as quietly. "But he is loyal and holds his tongue." "The two most useful virtues," Ptahsennes agreed, laying the matter to rest. "Come into the garden and see my fruit trees," he offered in a normal tone. "Cool and fragrant after a morning in the hot sun. Girl!" he called to an old woman sweeping the floor who looked to be at least ninety. "Bring wine for my friends and I. And some of those little pastries you sneak when you think I'm not watching." She snorted in derision, though her shoulders shook with mirth as she scurried off. "In the old days," he confided to Daniel. "I would have beaten her for that. But she has been with me many years and good servants without tongues are hard to find." Daniel looked a little pale as he settled on a pillow beneath the shade of an orange tree, but Methos ignored him, sprawling on the grass while Ptahsennes took the stool beside him. Like a proper guest, he waited until the servant had brought their refreshments and his host opened the conversation. "So, why have you come, old friend? Still looking for that stash you think you left behind? I promise you, the pharaoh's guards were very thorough in their search. I had a difficult time putting the place back in order." "Stash?" Daniel asked curiously. Methos rolled his eyes. "93 BC," he explained. "I billed myself as a Phonecian trader. Had a marvelous little business going in costly spices and unguents." "With a most excellent sideline in opium," Ptahsennes interjected, smiling. Daniel's eyes went wide. "You dealt drugs?" "It wasn't like that back then," Methos sighed. "No one cared who was toasted and who wasn't. The entire western world," he raised his cup, "was pretty much sloshed most of the time anyway. The water killed you, so we all drank beer or wine. And it wasn't selling opium that got me in trouble." "No," Ptahsennes laughed. "It was not selling opium! This one," he gestured at Methos. "Sold the drug at a fair price to anyone, but saved his best tricks for the families of his dear departed customers. Such a devout man they all thought when he would come to offer his wares as the priests purified the body. He'd bring gifts of sweet oil and sandalwood then sell them enough dope at half price to last the deceased an eternity in the underworld. Only it wasn't opium in those little bottles he put in the tombs. It was a paste of floured water!" Methos chuckled. "If that whining little bastard Diomenes hadn't robbed his uncle's tomb and found me out, I'd have been a richer man today." "You were a scam artist, too?!" Daniel gasped. "Don't look so shocked," Methos smirked. "And, come to think of it, you should be grateful. Just whom do you think invented the free sample?" Ptahsennes laughed. "Ah," he sighed. "Those were good days." "No they weren't," Methos disagreed amiably. "No cars, no films, no air conditioning. Always worrying about money. I, for one, would not go back there." "If you hadn't spent everything you earned on those damn books of yours you'd have had money," Ptahsennes reminded him gently. "As for the rest... It would be just as well if it never happened. Who needs a car when there are horses, camels and donkeys? Why does everyone these days want to go fast? The business will wait. If not, then perhaps it was not worth the trouble. And films? Bah! Men in blue tights and red capes flying about saving the world. Men could save their own world if they would but listen to the gods. And air conditioning," he shook his head as Methos chuckled, having heard it all before. "Gives me a headache. All that cold unnatural air. Here it is pleasant," he looked with satisfaction around his garden. "And business can be done just as well in the shade of a fruit tree, can it not?" "It can indeed," Methos allowed his old friend. "And speaking of business..." "Yes," Ptahsennes smiled. "I was wondering when you'd get to that, old lion." "Shishak," Methos said, watching Ptahsennes' eyes light up. "A good pharaoh, even if he was of the Lybian line. Don't tell me you're seeking the lost treasures of Solomon this time?" the old Egyptian laughed. "Will you never learn?" "It's the boy," he twitched his head in Daniel's direction, feeling no compunction about lying to his old friend. He was Methos, and it was, after all, expected. "He wants to prove a theory to his fellow historians. That Shishak built a treasure city in the desert, out near the Oasis of Atum-Ra." Ptahsennes nodded. "A difficult business that," he murmured. "So much rivalry between the priests at the time. I remember it well. Tanlit, he called it. And yes, he brought his treasures there." Now Daniel spoke up. "So, what happened to it?" "No one knows for certain," Ptahsennes told him honestly. "The Judeans claimed it was their god who destroyed the city. But why their god would not have destroyed Shishak's army on the spot, before the pharaoh carried off the contents of his temple has never been adequately explained to me. I do know that those who carried the treasure into Egypt later died horribly of disease. As did Shishak within a year of his return. And that the whole area, not just the city, but the surrounding districts as well, were later found empty of people. As if one day all the inhabitants suddenly just decided to leave. But no one came to the pharaoh asking for help against an invading army, so nothing was done. Though Shishak's heir sent scouts to learn the fate of that city. They did not return," Ptahsennes added quietly. "What do you think happened?" Daniel asked curiously. "The Four Horsemen came and stole it all away," Ptahsennes answered bitterly, staring into his wine and not noticing how his companions stiffened in surprise. "Are you certain?" Methos asked gently. "As certain as anyone can be when it came to those bastards. Death and his henchmen," the Egyptian spat in the sand. "Wherever they are may they rot for eternity." Methos looked away, swallowing his pain as he brought himself to speak. "I had heard they were in Anatolia at the time," he said thoughtfully. "And they were not the only scourge in those days. More infamous than most, but only one of many. Besides," he added reasonably. "It would take an army to empty an entire district." "Perhaps," Ptahsennes agreed distantly, his eyes drifting to the little stream that ran through his garden as he remembered his own history. "But long before that they took my wife, you know. And all the children we had adopted." Methos bowed his head. "No. I didn't," he whispered sadly. "I'm sorry." "Mmmm," Ptahsennes nodded. "It was in the reign of Tuthmose III." At that Methos looked up, relief visibly flooding his features. He'd been nowhere near Egypt then, but as so often happened in the past one raiding band of horsemen was much the same as any other. He listened as Ptahsennes told how he had been away on temple business and come home to find the temple looted and burned to the ground, his village destroyed. The men dead, the women and children missing. It sounded like an attack by a rival priesthood to Methos from that description. One thing he and the Horsemen had never done by tacit agreement was to lay waste to holy ground. Not because they feared the consequences, but because they might one day have need of that temple or shrine to protect themselves from others of their kind. "But how do you know it was them?" Daniel asked quietly, having watched both men react to the story. "One of the slaves saw them coming and hid. He alone survived." Methos sighed silently in disgust. He'd heard that one before. Soldiers, slaves, farmers. When faced with overwhelming odds they often hid or ran, forgetting to give the alarm in their panic. When it was all over they would come out and so as not to shame themselves claim it was an attack by the almighty Horsemen. And who could stand against such demons the people would ask and nod their heads knowingly -- ever after kind to the survivors. They had been the bogey men and everyone believed whatever was said when it came to the Four Horsemen -- no matter how preposterous it might have sounded! Daniel looked at his watch and then at Methos. "We have to get back, Adam. They'll be waiting." Methos nodded and Ptahsennes sighed sadly. "Go if you must, but stay a moment, old friend. I have something for you and I must find it before you leave." "We'll be in the house," Methos told him as they rose. Ptahsennes left them in the great room, surrounded by his records as he went to search. They were quiet as they waited until Daniel finally spoke up. "He doesn't know," he stated softly. "Not many do," Methos agreed. "But if he finds out..." Methos sighed, picking up an old album and examining the cover. "Then I shall have to hope he never does." "You didn't kill his family, did you?" Daniel's voice was small with worry. "No," Methos shook his head, putting the record aside. "We were in Mesopotamia at the time." "You should tell him," Daniel advised. "Tell him the truth. He likes you. He'll understand." Methos laughed harshly. "He'd never believe it. Especially coming from me. Death claiming innocence? And how could I prove it?" he smiled sadly. "It would only drive a wedge between us, knowing my real past. He'd feel honor bound to challenge me." "He does!" came the hoarse awful cry from behind them as something crashed to the floor. Methos turned in surprise to see Ptahsennes standing in the door, sword in hand. A look of infinite sadness crossed Methos face. "Go start the car, Daniel." The younger man nodded, hurriedly backing away and a moment later Methos heard the engine turn over. "I won't fight you, old friend," Methos told him softly. "And you have no cause to challenge me. I did not harm your family." Ptahsennes moved forward dangerously, pointing his blade as Methos followed Daniel's path to the door. "You were Death!" the Egyptian hissed. "I was many things," Methos admitted, edging his way outside. "But none I regret more than that." "Regret?!" Ptahsennes shouted angrily, following. "Regret is for oath breakers. Not for such as you." "I can give you nothing else. And the dead need nothing." "The dead cry out for vengeance!" Ptahsennes roared, suddenly lunging forward. With his own sword still in the car Methos dodged to the side, reaching behind his back as he moved to pull out his zat gun. He almost avoided another heavy blow, but it caught his shoulder just as he fired. "Adam!" Daniel cried, leaping over the side of the jeep to kneel beside his friend. "We have to hurry," Methos gasped, clutching his bloody arm. Daniel grimaced and grabbed the gun, firing a second time to kill the Immortal. "We have a minute. Can you walk?" Methos nodded weakly as the younger man helped him to his feet. "I'm impressed," he finally said once they were away and the waves of pain had subsided as his body began to repair itself. "With what?" Daniel asked, keeping his eyes on the road as he navigated traffic. "You've become positively blood thirsty. I wasn't even thinking about a second shot. Just getting the hell out." Daniel shook his head sadly. "More a matter of practicality than a thirst for blood. I didn't want to kill him, even though I know he'll get up again." "But you did and I'm grateful." "And I'm sorry," Daniel sighed. "I should have waited until we were in the car." "Yes, you should have," Methos nodded, carefully checking his shoulder to make sure the skin was knitted up before he ripped the sleeve off his bloody shirt and used it to clean the area. "Do you think he'll come after you?" Daniel finally asked. Methos shoved the bloody rag under his seat. "Maybe. Probably. If I run into him again, certainly. But since Ptahsennes never leaves Egypt, I'm not too worried." "I'm really am sorry," Daniel repeated softly. "He was your friend and I screwed that up." Methos sighed. "I've lost many friends, Daniel, even old ones. To the Game, to my past. It happens," he shrugged. "Give him a few hundred years and he might eventually get over the shock." Daniel glanced at him, surprised at his calm. "It does happen you know. Time heals all wounds. I mean, look at me. Am I not a mellow fellow?" Daniel laughed softly. "Very mellow," he agreed. "Which is probably why I just can't seem to picture you as one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse sweeping across the plains in a storm of fire." Now it was Methos' turn to laugh. "Makes a great billboard, but it wasn't that impressive really. We were the ancient equivalent of gang banging hoodlums. That's all. Purse snatchers and thugs. A little more creative than most, but not by much. As for sweeping the plains..." Methos shrugged. "That wasn't us. Four guys on horseback do not sweep anything. We trotted, we cantered -- sometimes we even charged. But we never swept across anywhere. That's what armies are for." "So what you're saying is that you were just a typical bunch of angry, rebellious kids -- even if you were a couple of thousand years old at the time." An apt description, Methos thought wryly. "Yes, we were very angry. Me more than the others I suspect." "Why?" Daniel wanted to know. "I told you how it was," Methos explained tiredly. "People hated me, so I hated them right back. They tried to kill me, so I killed them instead. If someone didn't want to sell me something because I was different, I took it. I couldn't have a real family, so I sold theirs and didn't look back. It didn't matter that they might not be the ones who hurt me. What mattered was that they had the power to do it again. As I said, I was very, very angry." "What changed?" "I did," Methos said, yawning. "You can be angry for just so long before it eats away what's left of your soul. I wanted more. And then I met someone. Someone who knew what I was and instead of killing me out of hand gave me a second chance." Daniel nodded thoughtfully, looking over at his friend whose eyes were drooping with fatigue. "Here," he said, reaching down to grab a bottle of water. "You lost a lot of blood. I can drive us back. Why don't you get some rest?" Methos drank then settled back against the seat cushions. With an amused glance Daniel watched as the Immortal drifted off, looking more like the college kid he'd first known than the scourge of the ancient world he'd suddenly discovered. Whoever had given him that second chance, Daniel thought, deserved not only Methos' thanks, but his own. What a tragedy it would have been, if that all that knowledge, not to mention the good and decent man who held it, were lost. ******************* "That's fascinating," O'Neill said after Daniel finished recounting their meeting with Ptahsennes, carefully editing out the bit where he'd cost Methos a dear friend. "Really fascinating," Jack yawned. "But how does that help us?" Carter hid a smile. "It tells us that thousands of years ago someone around here had access to nuclear material, Colonel." "I must have missed that bit." Methos looked up from his chicken in salsa. Whatever anyone said about Napoleon, he'd been right about one thing. An army traveled on its stomach -- and Methos was extremely happy the Americans had decided to take him up on it. "Are we talking actual fissionable material or a stray bit of uranium?" "Unknown," Carter admitted with a sigh. "Although I can pretty much rule out the uranium theory. Whatever killed the Goa'uld was powerful enough to do it in a matter of minutes." "Like Chernobyl," Daniel commented. Methos raised a questioning brow and the archaeologist shrugged. "When the accident happened," he explained. "Those closest to it died within minutes. Just like you and your...friends did when you stole the Ark of the Covenant." "Exactly," Samantha nodded. "Everything around you was contaminated, including your clothes. And everything you came into contact with, like your horses, was then hit by radiation and subsequently died." It sounded reasonable, but... "You're saying the Judeans somehow got hold of something so radioactive it was enough to poison everybody around it, but not them? Then palmed it off on Shishak?" Methos asked doubtfully. "It' possible," Carter speculated. "That they had access to a meteoric site and used some of that stone." "Used it in what?" Jack asked, baffled. "The Ten Commandments?" "Why not," Daniel responded. "Once the original tablets were brought down from Mt. Sinai and smashed they were placed in a special box and never looked at, never touched. It was forbidden under Mosaic Law." "I suppose it's possible," Methos gave a half shrug and nodded. "There have always been stories about stones which fell from the heavens. Stones much sought after by kings and priests as a show of power. And with those myths came a warning. We didn't know about radiation, of course, but the stories often claimed that anyone who handled the stones would die." Jack shook his head, holding up a hand. "Time out, folks. This is great, but you said you stole the Ark, right?" Methos nodded. "You also said it was before Shack Attack got his hands on it, that right too?" Again Methos nodded, though he was smiling now. "So, if the Ark was in Ethiopia, how could Shack bring the Ark here?" "He could," Daniel said slowly. "If the Ark he was given was a decoy." "An exact replica of the original," Carter nodded thoughtfully. "With all the same properties." "But if the Judeans knew what the stone was capable of," Methos insisted. "They would never have kept it in the city. Eventually they all would have died." "Yes," Carter agreed. "Unless it was shielded properly. Encased in lead or stone -- something to absorb the radiation." Methos' eyes went wide. "When I was in Jerusalem the Ark was kept in a stone vault, supposedly never seen by anyone but the High Priest. No one but he and the king would have known if it had been sent out of the city. And the Ark was always a target, even in Solomon's time -- a very powerful symbol. Not only for the warring factions within Israel and Judea, but to their enemies. Still, if Solomon sent the Ark south with Bathsheba, as I believe he did, then what was everyone worshipping?" "The second set of tablets Moses brought down," Daniel theorized. "Or an empty box," Carter suggested. "Except this one had a small bit of highly radioactive material inside it. If anyone did get their hands on the Ark they would die." "But not just because they stole it," Methos surmised. "But because they dared to open the box like we did." "No," Carter said. "There are enough stray atomic particles in both the sand and that ship to say otherwise. Whatever came here was leaking radiation like a sieve. Once the false Ark left its containment unit in Jerusalem whoever came in contact with it would die. Even if they never opened the Ark, it would have killed them within a year." "Wonderful story," O'Neill finally interrupted. "But what the hell does it have to do with the Goa'uld?" "They gave them the Ark," Daniel said. "And why would they do that?" "Think about it, Jack. The Goa'uld land on your doorstep. They say they're sent by the gods. Ptahsennes said the surrounding districts were emptied of people. And what do the Goa'uld do? They take slaves -- and anything else they can get their greedy hands on." "Daniel Jackson is correct," Teal'c agreed. "It is what they do. I have many times seen it happen. The ship will land and those nearest the ship will be forced to provide food and other goods the Goa'uld cannot make, while those in nearby areas will be captured and forced through the gate by the Jaffa. When that is done, the guards will bring those in the host village through, or kill them if they fight." "And imagine," Methos added his own thoughts. "You're an Egyptian priest seeing this happen. Somehow you've come to realize that they are not gods. None of your own magic works against them, but you've got this very powerful box stolen from your enemies. Enemies who've probably told you never to open it on pain of death, which only makes you want to open it more. Maybe you do, maybe you don't. But these beings are asking for everything you own anyway, so you give it to them. And while you're at it, you ask if they'd like to see what's inside. I'd take that shot." "Or," Daniel countered. "They gave it to the gods as a form of tribute. The Jaffa guarding the ship could have opened it just to see what was inside." "Either way, it makes sense," Jack nodded. "Okay. So, bible study aside Major, there's no danger to us from that ship?" "None that I can think of, sir," she responded. "The priests must have taken back the Ark or the Goa'uld managed to somehow get it off the ship, which is probably how everyone else died so rapidly." "And anyone coming to look would have died as well," Methos nodded. "So where is it?" Jack asked. "Buried out here somewhere," Samantha shrugged. "The sand is a good insulator. By now most of the radiation has leached into the ground, but I'd leave it where it is just to be safe. We're in no danger, if that's what you're asking, sir." "It is," O'Neill grinned. "Okay, kids. Let's pack it up. We're flyin' that baby out tonight." ******************* Chapter 4 The sun was sinking by the time Ptahsennes reached the edge of the western desert. He could drive -- after a fashion -- though it wasn't something he liked to admit. One thing he had changed his mind about though, was his concept of time. He now understood why everyone rushed everywhere. He didn't know where Death was, but he knew where he was going. And Ptahsennes intended to be there, waiting. ******************* "If I never saw another desert again, I could die happy," O'Neill muttered as they topped the last rise and headed down toward the ship. Methos grinned. "It's not so bad once you get used to it. At least it's- -" He stopped abruptly as he sensed the presence of another Immortal. "Time to die, Horseman!" Weapons came up as everyone turned. Except for Methos, who closed his eyes and took a deep, painful breath. "Hello again, Ptahsennes," he finally said, turning to face his accuser. "I'm very busy right now, do you mind if we do this later?" "I am not laughing, carrion. I will have your head. Tonight!" "Uh, hold up a minute here," Jack raised his hand. "No one's head is going anywhere. Especially not his," he jerked a thumb at Methos. "Unless you haven't noticed, your friend here is wearing U.S. Government Issue. Which means," he pointed out. "That his head belongs to us -- along with his ass. And we're not fixing to let either of them go any time soon." Ptahsennes stared in disbelief. "What have you done, Methos?! One mortal who knows our secret was not enough? You must tell the whole world?!" "Shit happens," Methos said bluntly. Ptahsennes nodded slowly. "So be it. Then you must all die." "No!" Methos shouted as O'Neill and the others instantly cocked their weapons. The sound of heavy machinery suddenly sounded in the distance and lights from several dozen vehicles appeared on the distant horizon. "Oh, man!" O'Neill complained loudly. "You woke up the Russians!" "It's a bit of a crowd for this, Ptahsennes!" Methos snarled in disgust. "It matters not," the Egyptian said. "Fight me now, coward. Or I will hunt you down -- if I have to leave Egypt to do it!" Methos compressed his lips and nodded slowly. "Get in the ship, Jack. Go! All of you!" he shouted when they made no move to leave. "We are so not doing this now," O'Neill shook his head. "No. We are not," Methos agreed. "I will take care of Ptahsennes." "The hell you will!" Jack told him angrily. Methos frowned deeply. "When I agreed to this I made it clear to General Hammond that I would not tolerate interference in a fair challenge. Well, fair challenge is given and accepted. Now, go!" "Fine!" O'Neill retorted. "But if you're not in that ship in three minutes I will kill you. Repeatedly!" Ptahsennes laughed. "You will not have the chance, mortal. This one belongs to me now." O'Neill glared at the Egyptian then turned to Methos. "Just kill his crazy ass!" he told the Immortal angrily. "Not if I can help it," Methos murmured softly as the colonel stalked off followed by the rest of the team. The lights on the horizon were drawing closer and Methos estimated they had only a few minutes before the place was crawling with Russian troops. "Come, old friend," he finally nodded as he shrugged off his pack and drew his sword from the sheath at his back. "Let's do this where--" Ptahsennes didn't bother to let him finish, rushing forward as soon as his sword was free. Methos back peddled, drawing his old friend away from the oncoming soldiers and around the other side of the ship. "You don't understand what's happening here, Ptahsennes!" Methos called as he hurriedly deflected a parry, answering with a thrust of his own past the other man's defenses which was easily countered. "Just let me explain!" Maybe reason would help, Methos hoped, though he doubted it. "I have all the explanation I need," Ptahsennes growled. "You're in my desert. Stealing. Again!" he shouted. "I saw those bodies you left behind. Murdering rogue!" "That wasn't us!" Methos ducked and Ptahsennes' sword passed far too close to his hair. "Lies! More lies!" The blows came more quickly and Methos no longer had time to think. Ptahsennes had always been good, even in practice. And right now, Ptahsennes wasn't practicing. ******************* "We up and running yet?" O'Neill called over his radio from where he and Daniel guarded the main hatchway. He fired on a squad of Russian troops as Daniel used Teal'c staff weapon to break up their advance. "Momentarily," the Jaffa called back. O'Neill cocked his head as he heard a dangerously familiar sound. "Incoming!" he shouted as he and Daniel hit the deck. The ship rocked as a mortar exploded against the hull. Then another and another, until it suddenly dawned on O'Neill that the Russians planned to destroy the ship rather than let it take off. "We got any shields?!" he called desperately as he heard an explosion from within the ship itself. "We have nothing!" Teal'c responded a moment later as he and Carter came running down the corridor. "That last round hit the engine core," she reported. "We can't stop the power build up." "We have little time, O'Neill," Teal'c added. "This ship will soon be destroyed." "Oh, that's just beautiful!" the colonel snapped disgustedly. "Sir," Carter said as the ship rocked again. "We can still use the Stargate to get out." "I thought we couldn't do that!" he responded testily, firing several rounds out the hatch. "Only one gate on Earth opens at a time." "Technically, sir, this gate isn't on Earth," she explained. "It has a different address entirely. I'm guessing it's like all the other ship based Stargates we've seen. Its system should automatically compensate for the differential." "Daniel," O'Neill ordered. "Secure the gate. Get ready to dial us home." "What about Adam?" the archaeologist demanded. "We can't just leave him!" "We're going! If he wants to play Knights of the Round Table with his buddies we can't help him." Daniel looked furious, but he headed for the Stargate nonetheless. Another round of mortar fire struck the ship and O'Neill ordered the others back. "Seal that door," he told Teal'c. "Carter, see if you can locate Pierson. Find a hatch close to where he is. If you have to, shoot him and the bastard he's fighting with and drag Pierson's ass on board. You have two minutes!" "Yes, sir!" she answered smartly and took off running down the corridor. ******************* The ground shook again as Methos felt the bite of Ptahsennes' blade in his thigh. Sand was lousy footing to begin with, but this was ridiculous. Still, his opponent was just as bad off, bleeding from nearly as many wounds as Methos. On the other side of the ship the fight raged on, a strange counterpoint to the ancient clash of steel. End it now, Methos' inner voice told him as he saw another opening in Ptahsennes' defenses. He could make a straight cut to the shoulder and an upward thrust to the neck -- just as Ptahsennes had tried to do to him that morning. Or, he could use this opening to disarm and disable. He lunged to take advantage of his luck just as another mortar exploded behind them. Unable to compensate, Methos flew forward, his sword rising upward to spear Ptahsennes' throat. "No!" he shouted as he saw the light of Ptahsennes' Quickening gleam brightly against the Egyptian's dark skin. Ptahsennes' eyes widened in surprise and Methos shook his head sadly. "I'm sorry," he whispered, furious at the fates which had never meant for two such disparate forms of war to come together. Shutting his eyes Methos yanked his sword free, partially cleaving the neck to let the head loll sideways. Sloppy work, he thought as the body dropped to the ground, but he could do no better by his old friend now. As Methos fell to his knees someone called his name. A woman. Carter, he thought bleakly, ignoring her as he raised his sword and waited to receive Ptahsennes' Quickening. Suddenly, there was a hand in his hair and he flinched as sharp nailed fingers painfully pinched his earlobe. "Move it, Pierson!" Carter ordered, dragging him toward an open airlock. "We're leaving!" If he hadn't been so shocked Methos might have fought, but if she'd meant to get his attention Carter had succeeded completely. Even before he realized he was moving Methos was up and running for the hatch, following his twisted ear. The first wave of the Quickening caught him at the door, knocking the pair forward as it loosened Carter's hold. "Go!" he shouted, shoving her toward the corridor. "I'll follow!" Then he couldn't speak for the pain as the lightening seared his flesh. Staggering forward, Methos rounded the corner to see the others waiting impatiently near the gate. He gasped, falling to his knees as several bolts of energy pounded him in quick succession. Debris rained down as the strikes shot around the room, exploding against every available surface. Dimly through the haze of his vision, Methos saw Daniel punching in the address. The Quickening was dying, he realized gratefully as the last few discharges went wild, dancing across the face of the Stargate. The outer track turned, the chevrons locking into place as Teal'c and O'Neill grabbed Methos, pulling him toward the gate. Then several mortars exploded against the hull, sending most of what was left of the ceiling crashing down. They sheltered as best they could, but it seemed to take forever for the gate to open and when it did, the vortex turned multi-colored, undulating weirdly as the gate crackled with energy. "What the hell?!" O'Neill gasped. Even as he spoke the vortex settled back to normal and another explosion, this time from within the ship, savagely shook the room. "Let's go!" he shouted. And they flung themselves into the light as the world behind them was suddenly blasted to pieces. ******************* Part Two Chapter 5 Water dripped onto rock, the sound of it echoing in the dank underground chamber. The gateway stood behind an altar set high above the rest of the room. The only other sound, metal scraping and squealing as the ancient wheel turned and light suddenly burst into the room as its center filled with energy. An instant later, five figures tumbled out, releasing harsh groans and quiet cries as they hit the ground rolling. Behind them, the light winked out and the sound of water dripping on rock continued its relentless echoing through the dank underground hall. "Did I not say, 'Dial us home'?" O'Neill asked in complete darkness. "You did," Teal'c stated succinctly. "Thought so." "Guess the general forgot to pay this month's electric." "Shut up, Pierson! I'm mad at you!" O'Neill turned on his flashlight. "Oh, Daniel..." he sang, saccharine sweet. "Pray tell, does this look like the SGC to you?" Everyone turned on their flashlights, cautiously looking around. "I dialed correctly, Jack. You were there. You saw me." "Something happened to the gate," Carter said, getting to her feet. "Major Carter is correct," Teal'c added. "Never have I seen a gate behave so erratically." Daniel glanced over at Methos for more support, but the Immortal merely shrugged. "Don't look at me. I'm the newbie." "There was a lot of electrical discharge around the gate," Carter pointed out as she panned her light over the Stargate above them. "Indeed, we have experienced similar problems with the gate mechanism from unexpected energy surges," Teal'c reminded them quietly. Methos raised a questioning brow. Daniel nodded slowly. "He's right. Remember 1969? Come to the sit in?" "Must have missed that one," Methos responded, training his light on the ceiling and surrounding walls. "Did you make it to Woodstock?" O'Neill asked. "Of course. I was a roadie for the Stones. Great music, rotten facilities," he added with a grimace, catching sight of a narrow staircase against the far wall and ambling over. "Well then," Jack said petulantly. "You didn't miss anything." "Glad to hear it," Methos responded lightly, refusing to be baited. If O'Neill was upset that he'd accepted Ptahsennes' challenge then the colonel would just have to live with it. Some things were more important than following orders. "There're some stairs here," he said, shining his light up into the corner. "Should be an exit, but I think it's blocked." The others came over, O'Neill taking the lead as he climbed the rough hewn steps. "Looks like part of the building above collapsed," he called down. "I can see light though, so it can't be too deep. Teal'c, you wanna give me a hand here?" The big man handed his staff to Daniel then made his way up the stairs. In short order they had enough of the debris cleared for everyone to scramble through the opening. Outside, night was falling and the air was redolent with the heavy scent of rain, green grass and moist earth. O'Neill breathed deeply and sighed. "At least it's not a desert," he said to no one in particular. "So, where are we? Any ideas?" Carter looked around at the tumbled down stones of the structure covered with lichen and vines then glanced at the darkening sky and shook her head. "It doesn't look familiar, sir. But," she added, reaching around to remove the lap top computer she always carried in her pack. "I should be able to triangulate our location from the position of the stars." "That won't be necessary," Methos whispered softly, seeming stunned as he stared off into the distance. "I know where we are. I'm just not sure of when." "When?!" O'Neill repeated, eyes going wide. Methos nodded slowly. "Daniel?" He waved the younger man over to where he stood then pointed toward a not too distant peak. "That's Mt. Parnassus, isn't it?" Daniel peered through his glasses, eyes going round with shock. "Uh, it looks like it. But..." he looked back over his shoulder, past the ruins behind them and into the distance, shaking his head. "Go on," Methos told him quietly. "Say it." "If that's Mt. Parnassus," Daniel shrugged, looking flabbergasted as he pointed southwest. "Then that should be Delphi. But it can't be. The city's missing." "Not missing," Methos sighed, glancing up at the few stars already peeking through the atmosphere. "And it's not really a city. Not yet anyway. It's still just a local shrine with a rather large village attached to it." "What are you saying?" O'Neill demanded. Methos shook his head, turning to look at the building they'd just crawled out of. The cast of the stone and the monumental size of them. Then he looked back at the mountain and closed his eyes briefly as he remembered. "I know this place," he whispered. "Okay," O'Neill said. "That's a good thing, right?" Methos simply stared at him for a long moment then turned to Samantha. "Major, if you'll look to the eastern horizon you will see Andromeda. She's lower in the sky than you're used to, but it's still her, isn't it?" Carter looked where he pointed and nodded slowly. "It looks like the constellation Andromeda, but the position's all wrong." "No, it's not wrong," Methos said slowly. "Or... It's right for the time, but we're wrong." "Wait a minute," O'Neill interjected. "Is he saying what I think he's saying? Carter? Daniel? Tell me we're not doing this again!" "I'm sorry, sir," the major apologized. "But Pierson is right. This is definitely Earth -- probably somewhere in Greece, if that is Mt. Parnassus. But I'd have to guess we're at least a couple of thousand years from where we should be." "More like three," Methos corrected her softly. "Are you sure?" Daniel breathed, swallowing hard as Methos nodded slowly. "Aw, damn!" O'Neill fumed. "I hate this time travel bullshit!" "Well, I'm not thrilled with it either!" Methos retorted, suddenly more angry than startled by the strangeness of it all. "I've been here, remember? Itchy woolen blankets for clothing. Chickens, pigs and goats sleeping in your bedroom," he recounted disgustedly. "And let's not forget the civilized world's favorite pastime -- taking your enemy's head and spitting it on a tall pointy stick as you parade through town at festival time! You never once! Not once!" he complained bitterly. "Said anything about time travel when you coerced me into this Stargate business!" "Guys! Guys!" Daniel interjected, pleadingly as O'Neill scowled furiously. "We can figure a way out of here, just like we did the last time. All we need to do is work out how we got here and reverse the process. Right, Sam?" Carter said nothing, glancing toward the mountain as the others looked to her for an answer. "It's worth a try," she finally agreed. O'Neill took a deep breath and sighed, relaxing slowly. "We," he wagged a finger at Methos, "will talk later. For now," he ordered, moving toward a patch of clear ground beside the ruins. "Let's sort out the supplies and make camp while we try and get a handle on this thing." ******************* Methos sat quietly, ignoring everyone as he cleaned his sword by the fire. Having lost his pack back when he'd fought Ptahsennes, he'd built the fire using a bit of flint he'd found in the dirt and the edge of his sword, leaving the others to cook their freeze dried rations while he searched through the ruins until he'd found an old whetstone. Nearby, he could feel O'Neill watching him. Worried, Methos supposed, about whether he'd made the right decision in dragging his 'minion' back from Nepal. Then again, maybe not, Methos thought wryly. For all his bluster, O'Neill seemed to like him. More importantly, he was unafraid - - without needing to denigrate Methos' abilities in order to achieve that fearless state. He heard rather than saw O'Neill wordlessly pick up a plate of food and come to sit beside him on the other side of the fire. "I'm sorry about your friend," O'Neill said quietly as he placed the food beside him. "Daniel told me what happened. Why he challenged you." Methos gave a half shrug and nodded. "Ptahsennes was a good man," he offered. "I shall miss him." "Then why'd you do it?" O'Neill asked, squinting into the fire as if he'd find his answer there. "I thought you didn't like challenges." "I didn't mean to kill him," Methos admitted, finally sheathing his sword. "But I knew Ptahsennes. He would have felt honor bound to hunt me. And I thought," he sighed sadly. "I thought if I gave him a good fight, made him feel as though he'd tried his best to defeat me, but I won and spared his life, he would also feel honor bound to let the past go. We might not have been friends, but at least he would have been alive." "But you slipped." Methos gave him a look of surprise. "Carter told me." The Immortal nodded. "I played a dangerous game," he agreed. "And Ptahsennes lost." Another regret, he thought bitterly, added to a list that was already far too long. They sat for a time just watching the fire. "You should eat something," O'Neill finally told him. "Have some protein with that iron," he nodded at the sword. Methos smiled wryly and picked up the plate. He didn't have much of an appetite, but he ate anyway, feeling a little less like a pariah after his outburst. "You know," he told Jack, between bites. "I really should have guessed about the time travel." "How's that?" "Because Tok'ra said something to me before he disappeared," Methos began slowly. "Actually, it was the very last thing he said. I didn't know what it meant then. I wasn't even sure I'd heard it right. But now, after what happen in Egypt, I'm beginning to wonder." "That's...interesting. But utterly meaningless. Since I don't know what the hell you're talking about." Methos grimaced, knowing O'Neill was probably not going to be very happy with him once he explained. "The last thing Tok'ra said to me sounded like, 'The ninth symbol is Time'. I mean, it may have absolutely nothing to do with what happened to us, I just thought I ought to mention it." For a long moment O'Neill simply stared at him then turned to the others. "After Daniel punched in the address," he asked tersely, "did anyone else see a bunch of stuff fall on the DHD? And maybe a couple of extra key pads lighting up?" "I didn't see the pads," Daniel cocked his head, looking perplexed. "But like you said, the ceiling was caving in. Some of it must have hit the DHD." "I didn't see it either, sir," Carter admitted. "But I thought the outer track took a long time to lock into place." "It did," Teal'c nodded. "What I thought," O'Neill sighed tiredly. "Pierson here says Tok'ra made a death bed confession. Only he didn't get it. And someone," he glared at Methos, "didn't bother to read the memo on what constitutes a debriefing. Like, reporting the little things all-powerful beings tell us before they vanish into the space time continuum." "Sir," Carter asked. "What did Tok'ra say?" "Oh, nothing much. Just some stuff about the ninth chevron representing Time." They all stared at Methos, who merely shrugged. "I thought he was just being profound. You know, something I'd figure out in a few thousand years. It's not like we even use eight." "Actually," Daniel said uncomfortably. "The eighth is used for intergalactic travel." "Apparently, no one sent me the memo on that one either," Methos glared back at Jack. "I'm not sure any of this really matters," Carter interjected. "The number of variables needed to come up with an exact address for returning to a specific point in time are astronomical. Just hitting the keys randomly won't do it." "But we have seen the gate used as time travel device before," Daniel pointed out. O'Neill shook his head. "1969 was an accident, Daniel." "Yes, but the time loop incident wasn't. That was a deliberate attempt to alter the fabric of Time." Carter nodded. "True. But the Ancients themselves failed to make it work. If they knew it was possible to use the gate for time travel, why would they have gone to the trouble of creating a separate device to send their whole world back in time? Why not just send someone back to change history?" "They might not have known it was possible," Methos interjected, though the others looked doubtful. "The Ancients who designed the gate system might not have given that little piece of information out to everybody. It's not the kind of thing I'd put in the manual. Too easy to abuse. I'd keep it for special circumstances, if I even used it at all." "Yes," Teal'c said quietly. "It would not be prudent to disseminate such information. And there are many symbols on the gates we have seen which do not correspond to any known star systems. If only one represented the aspect of Time we would not know it." "But you'd still need an awful lot of power going into the gate in order to make use of it," Carter pointed out. "Ptahsennes' Quickening," Daniel theorized. "It could have charged the gate enough to make it possible." "It could have," the major admitted. "But that doesn't explain why the wormhole changed color and undulated." "Maybe it was confused," Methos said softly, drawing stares. "Look," he said. "From what I gather, the technology the Ancients used was vastly different from ours. Tok'ra implied they were beings who didn't really need bodies anymore -- they were essentially all mind. And from what you've told me, at least some Goa'uld technology requires an element of thought control to make certain objects work." "Like the hand devices," Carter nodded. "Exactly," Methos went on. "Suppose the gate was accidentally set for time travel mode, but needed the mental input to really make it work? Maybe it got something from one us. The last historic date we all thought about in common was the year Shishak went to Jerusalem. Well, I hate to tell you this, but if we aren't pretty close to it I'd be awfully surprised." "Maybe," Carter tentatively agreed. "Or maybe it just went to the nearest available gate in time at the same location for which it had been programmed." "The nearest available gate was at the SGC," O'Neill pointed out. Carter took a deep breath and let it out slowly. "I'm not sure it was, sir. I've been going over the data I took from the ship. If my calculations are right..." "And they usually are," O'Neill muttered. "...I don't think the gate in Colorado exists anymore." "Run that by me again." "Sir, I'm sorry. But when I said the ship was safe I was working from a misconception. I neglected to take into account the effect of the radiation on the naquada used in building the ship." Daniel drew a horrified breath. "She's right, Jack. Radiation and naquada don't mix well. Or, they do, but the result is more dangerous. Remember Ra?" "Yeah, I remember," O'Neill nodded soberly. "Together they make a bigger bomb. But you said there was no radiation left in that ship, Carter." "There wasn't," she admitted. "Because it was all absorbed by the naquada in the hull. Over time, it must have changed its molecular structure, making it unstable." "But they've got shields for that," O'Neill said, looking to Teal'c. "Don't they?" "Not," the Jaffa pointed out, "on the inside. Radioactive material is strictly prohibited aboard Goa'uld ships, on pain of death." "Are you telling me," O'Neill asked slowly. "That when that ship blew it became the world's biggest bomb?" Carter bit her lip and nodded. "I think so, sir." "You think so?! You either know or you don't, Major. I need an answer!" O'Neill demanded. "Yes, sir," she said quietly. "But there's only one way to know for sure. We need to find a way to dial out and see if anyone's at home." ******************* "That's the sequence," Jack said, pointing to the key pads on the DHD inside the ruins. Carter shook her head. "It might work. But we still need the same kind of power Ptahsennes Quickening provided. If," she added dubiously, "that's what caused us to jump in the first place." "Uh, Sam. If your calculations are right and this is 926 BC," Daniel said softly. "Then this is the sub-Mycenean period. It's a Dark Age in Greece. We're just not going to find that kind of power here." "I might be able to help with that," Methos smiled. O'Neill gave him a wry grimace. "I may be pissed at you, Pierson, but I'm not going to cut off your head just to see if this works!" Methos' eyes went wide. "I wouldn't even suggest it!" he insisted. "But older Immortals do have some control over the planet's electrical field." Daniel shook his head. "We need the equivalent of several bolts of lighting, Adam. Not just a random electrical discharge." "Come," Methos smiled, ushering them up the stairs and back outside. The morning was bright and clear, though it had rained on and off during the night. There was a chill in the air, but the sun was warming the land as it drew high. Methos shooed them all away. "Stand back, children. I'm about to scare the dickens out of you." O'Neill rolled his eyes and found a seat on some fallen stones as Methos strode into the open closer to the tree line. This probably wasn't the wisest thing to do, he silently admitted as he set himself with feet apart, threw back his head and closed his eyes. Still, there was no help for it if he wanted to go home and not spend the next three thousand years quite literally reliving the nightmares of his past. He took a deep breath, reaching from within himself for the power he remembered. In the distance, thunder roared as he raised his arm and called the lightening to him. It crackled above, refusing to be tamed. Then he focused his will with a shout of triumph and pulled down the power of the heavens. It came in searing waves and strikes, burning his skin until he pointed his other arm, throwing the lightening into the trees. Again and again, he did this, having forgotten the joy of this particular venture. So many years in hiding, so many gains forsaken. Immortals played with lightening. With the power and the willingness to simply be a conduit. When he'd finally had enough, Methos eased back and lowered his arms, enjoying the last caress of the static discharge as it traveled across his skin. With a sigh of pure pleasure he opened his eyes to find his mortal companions staring in open mouthed horror. I might have overdone it just a tad, he thought with chagrin as he rejoined them, sprawling on the grass near Carter's feet. "Think it'll get the job done?" Silence greeted him until Jack frowned and spoke up. "Show off." Methos laughed. "God!" he sighed, falling back in relief. "I haven't done that in ages. I'd forgotten how much fun that was." "Fun?" Teal'c asked, clearly appalled. "Power like that is what made the Goa'uld evil." "True," Methos admitted quietly, slowly sitting up and stretching. "But then the Goa'uld don't have any limits placed on them by an outside agency. I haven't been able to do that freely in over two thousand years. Repercussions and consequences tend to keep one honest." The Jaffa nodded thoughtfully. "Then you must have such fun more often." "Sure," O'Neill shrugged. "We'll take him out to Area 51. He can have all the fun he wants there. In the meantime, Carter?" She finally closed her mouth and nodded. "If he can direct it at the gate, sir, it should work." "Good," O'Neill said, then looked around at Daniel to see how he'd taken the whole fireworks display. Methos nervously followed his gaze. "You okay, Danny?" The archaeologist said nothing, simply staring at the smoking, splintered trees across the clearing. "He's speechless," O'Neill grinned appreciatively. "Which is actually a good thing," he added, suddenly quite serious. "Because none of you ever saw this," he looked at the others. "No one needs to know, because it never happened. Understood?" Teal'c and Carter nodded in agreement, then O'Neill gave Daniel a little shove. "You gettin' this, Danny?" "Uh, yeah," the younger man nodded. "You sure?" O'Neill asked. Finally, Daniel looked at Methos. "Yeah, I'm sure," he answered softly. Then, "They'd take you apart for that, wouldn't they?" he asked, no doubt reminded of Methos' unceremonious and painful introduction to the SGC. Methos only smiled wistfully at his innocence. "No, Danny," he said quietly. "For that," he pointed to the smoking ruin of the trees. "They'd kill me." ******************* Chapter 6 O'Neill shook his head, looking around the heavily wooded area while they waited on Carter to finish running another simulation. The Stargate was rigged with fishing wire from their survival kits and attached to Methos' sword in place of a lightening rod to create a focal point for the energies he would call. It should work, the major insisted, but just to be sure she wanted to run a few models. "There's something I just don't get," O'Neill finally muttered. "What's a Stargate doing in the middle of Ancient Greece? And why hasn't it been active until now?" "It's probably from the original Shrine of Pythias at Delphi," Daniel responded. "Oh, now that's helpful," O'Neill rolled his eyes. Methos smiled wryly. "In mythology," he explained. "The god Pythias often took the form of a python." "Another snakehead," O'Neill grimaced in disgust. "Very likely," Methos agreed. "According to the legend," Daniel explained. "Pythias fought Apollo and lost. Only to be trapped in his lair at the center of the earth. The passage down was supposedly at Delphi. After the battle, the Omphalos, or passageway, was sealed over and another temple erected on the site, where the Sibyl, a sort of mystic cum fortune teller priestess, became the Oracle of Apollo." "Supposedly," Methos said, taking up the story. "Pythias' breath came from a hole left in the ground and inhaling the fumes gave whoever sat on the stone above the Omphalos the ability to see the future. Bunch of drug addled bimbos muttering nonsense, if you ask me," he snorted derisively. "You never went to the Oracle at Delphi?" Daniel asked, surprised. "Oh, I went," Methos nodded. "257 BC," he recalled. "It was great fun. Sort of like going to Vegas. You know it's going to cost a fortune and everything's in favor of the house, but you go anyway, just to see what all the hype is about." "So what did you ask her?" "When I'd die, of course." O'Neill laughed. "What'd she say?" "That I was mocking her and to get the hell out," Methos smirked. "Woman had no sense of humor." "She knew what you were?" Daniel asked, astonished. "Of course she did," Methos grinned. "She was Immortal. Liked to play handmaiden of the gods. Kept her safe on holy ground for centuries. I did run into her again a few years back. Owns an occult book shop in New York. Still no sense of humor," he sighed. O'Neill grinned and shook his head while Daniel looked vaguely shocked. The colonel finally sighed. "That's...interesting, but what does it have to do with the gate downstairs?" "Nothing," Methos shrugged. "Except that some of the original Pythians probably survived and brought the gate here in the hope that one day the god would rise." "When most of Greece was leveled by a series of earthquakes," Daniel added, glancing at the ruins. "Maybe only the gate survived." "My guess," Methos commented. "Is that it will soon be buried in another one. Much the same as every other gate the Goa'uld might have left behind." "That brings to mind another problem," Daniel said softly. "If this doesn't work, what are we going to do? We can't stay here." "It'll work," O'Neill insisted, refusing to give up hope. Methos nodded. It had better work, he thought, because right now they were running out of options. Most of all, he didn't fancy spending the next three thousand years avoiding the Horsemen. Especially since he'd also have to avoid himself in all those places he'd been avoiding the others. Behind them, Carter emerged from the ruins, Teal'c trailing beside. "We're ready, sir." Methos rose with the rest of the team, but stayed at the entrance above. This would be tricky, he knew, to call the Quickening and not lose himself in the power as he waited for the gate to open then to grab his sword as he ran and leap through the gate before it could close once the current died. But then, the simplest of plans were often the most dangerous and if he missed his chance he would be stuck here unless the others could find a way to get him back. "Okay," Carter murmured, checking the connections one last time. "Let's do it." They moved back against the far wall watching as Methos raised his arm and called the lightening, directing it to his sword and from there to the gate itself. With enough power energizing the gate, Carter darted out and programmed the DHD. They got ready to run, watching as the outer track turned and the chevrons locked. Then...nothing. A moment later, when it was obvious they weren't leaving O'Neill called to Methos telling him to stand down. Exhausted, he fell to his knees, blearily watching as Teal'c gathered up his sword and the others joined him above. "Well, that was a big bust," O'Neill muttered, leaning down to grab Methos under the arms and haul him outside. "You okay?" The Immortal nodded. "Bitterly disappointed," he admitted. "I was so hoping Major Carter was wrong." "I too am unhappy," Teal'c stated, offering Methos his sword. "You're not the only ones," Daniel said, sinking to the grass beside his companions. "Well, there is another option," Carter pointed out, joining them. "We find a place to live quietly and in three thousand years Captain Pierson makes sure we don't ever go to that ship." Methos raised his brows. "Thanks for the vote of confidence in terms of my continued survival, Major, but what in the world will I do for the next three thousand years while I'm waiting to pull your asses out of the fire?" "Whatever you did for the last three thousand," she said calmly. "Once you warn us and we don't go, history will have changed and this will have never happened. The timeline will correct itself and the original Methos will still be part of the SGC never having gone back in time." "So, I will simply cease to exist," Methos surmised. "How kind of you to offer me that option." "It's just an idea," O'Neill told him. "We can try something else before it comes to that." "Like what?" Daniel asked. "If that ship explodes again the chain reaction is still going to rip the atmosphere from the planet. We need to find a way to stop it." "What about the Tok'ra?" O'Neill asked. "Even if we knew where some of them were this far back in time it still wouldn't do us any good," Daniel pointed out. "We need to prevent that ship from exploding." "Then we must go to Egypt and await the arrival of the Goa'uld," Teal'c stated blandly. "Once there, we will find a way to prevent your world's destruction and utilize their gate to return us to our own time." A stunned silence greeted his suggestion, until Methos finally nodded. "It might just work. I mean, we've got two years to get there." ******************* Chapter 7 By late afternoon they'd succeeded in setting up a more permanent camp next to the eastern wall of the ruins with a hastily constructed shelter made of tent halves and emergency blankets. Layering on their street clothes underneath their thin desert uniforms had added extra protection against the sudden drop in temperature the rains had brought. A large fire warmed the area sufficiently, though the looming cloud cover atop Mt. Parnassus foretold more bad weather to come. A quick inventory of their supplies had revealed enough freeze dried rations, energy bars and candy to last about two weeks, if they were careful. But Methos had plans to supplement that by hunting as well as to go shopping. "Shopping?" O'Neill asked, obviously surprised at the suggestion. "Yeah," Methos grinned. "Shopping. We need stuff. Like clothes, food, blankets, a donkey. Daniel's right, O'Neill. We can't remain here indefinitely and leave for Egypt when the time comes. We've got to move now." "Why now?" Methos gave a quiet sigh. How could he expect these children of the modern age to truly understand? "First," he explained patiently. "It may be winter and travel is limited, but there are still people moving around out there," he gestured toward the forest. "The locals may be superstitious about this place and not come here, but others might. And being afraid of something doesn't necessarily mean you're afraid to fight the evil demons who've suddenly sprung up in your backyard. Quite the opposite, in fact, believe me." "Okay. We need to move. Got it," O'Neill nodded. "Next?" "Second," Methos went on. "We can't run around dressed in these clothes and not expect to be challenged. The Dorians never were a placid bunch, even once they got settled hereabouts. They're a tribal people and still very suspicious of foreigners. We need to look like them as much as possible, so that even if they know we're not from around here they'll think we're not too distantly related. Following the forms and customs is always a good idea." "Great," Jack grimaced. "We all get to wear itchy woolen blankets for clothing." "I'll buy some linen for linings," Methos smiled, wondering vaguely why he hadn't thought of that three thousand years ago. "I promise, you won't get a rash." "Gee, thanks, Dad!" O'Neill rolled his eyes. "And the donkey?" "A donkey and cart to start. Eventually we'll need horses. These," he held up the torn wrapper of an energy bar, "do not exist. Everything comes in sacks, baskets or clay jars. Which means we'll need pack animals to carry our supplies. And once you add them into the equation the logistics have to be proportionately enlarged. Grain and food stuffs for us, oats for the donkeys and horses. And we'll need travel supplies. Tents, bedding, cookware, and items to barter when cash money won't suffice. There aren't any inns yet, Colonel, and we can't just wander into town looking for the familiar golden arches." "Did you have to say that?" O'Neill complained, staring miserably at his energy bar. "Damn! Now I want a burger and fries." "That's something else you won't see much of for a while," Methos told him softly. "Meat, especially beef, is very expensive. Most people make do with fish and the occasional fowl. Pork and goat are available, but usually only eaten after they're sacrificed. And in Egypt most meals, even in wealthy houses, consist mainly of bread and beer. Of course, we'll supplement that with cheese, fruit, fish and as much meat as we can afford, but don't expect the quality to be as good as you might like." "Sounds yummy," the colonel grumbled. "So, when do we leave for the mall?" "I'm leaving. You're not." "Are you ashamed of us?" Methos grinned, looking around the fire at his companions' bemused expressions. "Maybe later -- when you all start scratching in public," he smirked. "For now though, not one of you is safe beyond this clearing. Teal'c," he nodded at the big Jaffa. "Is far too exotic without the appropriate entourage. Major Carter and Daniel," he shook his head as he looked at the pair. "Let's just say blondes are rare in this part of the world and highly prized. As for you," he looked at O'Neill. "I'd feel a whole lot better if you stayed to guard them while I'm gone." "We can take care of ourselves," Samantha insisted. "He's talking about slavery, Carter," O'Neill pointed out. "Or worse," Methos sighed. "Let me be blunt, Major. You're both not only blonde, but your skin is fair and you're attractive. Tell me, Danny, you know the times. With a combination like that where would you expect to end up?" The archaeologist flushed deeply, but nodded. "Probably a brothel -- if we were lucky. Personal pets of some local ruler if we're not." "Lucky?!" Carter asked, horrified. "Lucky as it gets," Methos shrugged. "You'd be better off in a brothel. If it's a good house the owner's less likely to beat you if you're bringing in good money -- which you certainly would because of your hair and eyes. And the customers would give you gifts. Eventually, you might even get enough money to buy yourself out, but not until you were used up by the amount of trade you'd be forced to endure. And then what would you do?" he added pointedly. "You have no useful skills like weaving or sewing. And no one would be likely to marry you because you wouldn't have a dowry, or a family line which could be traced. The fact is," he told her honestly. "This world is not friendly to those without the means of survival, Major. There are no social services, no charitable organizations and no international movements rallying to free the slaves. They are, quite simply, appliances. Human washing machines and industrial cogs." Samantha grimaced, looking obviously disgusted. "So, we all just sit back while you to take care of us?" she finally asked, very much annoyed. "Just for a little while," he said gently. "Once we're on the road things will be different. You'll all have your parts to play in our little charade." "Don't tell me," O'Neill grimaced wryly. "You've got a plan." "Don't I always?" Methos smiled widely. ******************* "Oh, this was a great plan," Methos muttered angrily as he wended his way through the forest. He was cold and wet and desperately hungry, since he'd refused to take what little supplies the others had. Just a canteen for water and some strips of rabbit he'd caught the night before. In his pocket he had twenty-two copper pennies, the total sum of useful coinage they'd had among them. He had other coins, but the metal being unknown might not go over well with the locals. They'd probably take it, but not at a fair exchange rate like the copper -- it being used in combination with tin to make bronze. And much of it, he knew, would go towards their immediate purchases. He would have to think of something else to help them survive. Had, in fact, already thought of it, but it was an idea he knew none of them would like. The scent of burning wood caught his attention and he made his way toward whatever little hovel he might be lucky enough to have stumbled upon. There were few roads this far into the back country and dressed as he was he didn't dare travel on anything more established than a goat track. He was surprised then when he reached the edge of the forest to find a fairly large farm house on the outskirts of what appeared to be a village. But then he'd spent most of his time during this period in Greek history in Africa or Asia Minor. Civilized places where the cities and towns were more to his liking. He and the Horsemen had been through here a few times, but they'd never stayed longer than a few decades at most. The Myceneans had been far too eager to fight and after the collapse of their civilization there wasn't much gold to be had anyway. The Dorians, who now dominated the area after taking advantage of that collapse and successfully invading, might have been less organized, but they had also been far less acquisitive than the Horsemen had liked. He moved through the woods, carefully screening himself in the foliage until he'd edged around toward the front of the house. Inside, two women were chatting and he could hear their laughter drifting in his direction. There were no men about, Methos smiled to himself, imagining that they were probably in the village gossiping and drinking wine with the rest of the farmers. This being the rainy season there wasn't much to do on a farm after the animals got fed and the goats got milked. Only a single male slave watched at the door and an old one at that. A sop to convention that said the women must never be left alone and unguarded. He didn't see any children, but they might be in the village as well, running wild with the rest of the urchins until a slave was sent to call them home. Methos pulled out his zat gun and carefully moved out toward the side of the house. Staying close to the wall he edged around the corner to the front, where the slave seemed to have nodded off. He fired once then caught the man before he could fall into the mud beside the door. No alarm came from the house and Methos easily pulled the man inside. Without thinking about it twice he quickly stripped the man of his tunic and sandals. Good wool, he thought. Not, he was glad, simply a threadbare, cut down castoff of the master's. Likely made new by the women of the house because the slave been with them a long while and they were rather fond of the old fart. He bundled the clothes and sandals inside his jacket and turned to leave, pausing for a moment to look back. The man was old by the standard of the times and would certainly be punished for the loss -- even if no sane man would give away his only clothing. Still, masters as he well knew, did not have to be rational in their ire. Cloth and leather were expensive and quick replacements might not be easy to find. With a silent sigh he pulled a penny from his pocket and put it on the floor beside the old man. Far more than the items were worth, but whatever excuse he gave the family that owned him at least now they could afford not to beat him too hard. He ran for the woods, moving swiftly through the undergrowth, still feeling the tiny rush of adrenaline his little adventure had caused. It sustained him until he deemed he was far enough away from the village to stop and make use of the things he'd bought. Well, not exactly bought, Methos thought wryly as he changed his clothes. Still, it was close enough for his scruples to suit even the Highlander's morals. Well, maybe not his, Methos thought, with a grimace of distaste. Not unless he'd found a warm blanket for the old slave and tucked him up safe for the night before running off. On the other hand, he knew what most people in this day and age were like. And he didn't doubt for a moment that if he'd offered the same money to the women they'd have thought nothing of stripping the old, much favored slave bare on the spot. Feeling less like a hunted man than he probably should have without his sword, though he did have a pair of daggers strapped to his sides, Methos rolled up his own clothes, wrapping them inside his uniform jacket. His combat boots would have been better for this terrain, he sighed in dismay, but they just wouldn't work with the chiton. Pity, he thought, but he'd just have to put up with mud between his toes and the occasional rock. "Now for the donkey," he muttered with a disgusted sigh. At least then he could ride. ******************* Chapter 8 He was an odd looking slave when he rode into Delphi, but they were used to that. Even before the rest of the country was back on its collective feet in another century or so, the Oracle still had visitors coming from far and wide. Not as many as it would eventually have, and not nearly as often, but enough to mask his presence and for Methos that was all right. They didn't ask where he was from, or care much about him at all except to remark on the fairness of his skin. What concerned the small shopkeepers was the weight and purity of his coin. And none cared at all how he came by it. He was obviously a trusted slave to be deemed so responsible at such a young age. He was also well mannered, though not disgustingly servile. So they sold him a small cart and some ready made clothes at exorbitant prices and counted themselves lucky even if his master was an idiot. No one bought clothes made ready to wear except foreign fools and motherless bachelors. With eight pennies left in his pocket Methos went on a shopping spree, but this time he bargained hard. When he was done both the cart and the donkey were overloaded with jars of foodstuffs, chests of linen, leather and bolts of lesser quality wool cloth along with numerous household items. And with his last penny he purchased another sword. Hiding a smile he urged the donkey forward and with a gentle flick of the reins he started back. When spring came and foaling season arrived he'd be back to buy the horses -- and maybe a little something more. ******************* "He said it could take a week or more, so no, Daniel, I'm not worried." O'Neill scooped another handful of clay from the stream into the sack he'd made out of his rain poncho. "Not yet, anyway." "Well, I am," the archaeologist muttered. "Adam's out there alone and virtually unarmed. What if he runs into another Immortal. Damn it! He wouldn't even be in this mess if I hadn't recommended him for that translation job." "Feeling a little guilty, are we?" "Maybe I am," Daniel admitted. "It's just... It can't be easy for him. Look at us. I don't know about you, but this isn't my idea of a good time." "You managed well enough on Abydos," O'Neill pointed out. "That was different. I had Sha're to think of and for the first six months I barely felt the culture shock. Then reality set in and I had to go into the fields with the others, even if I was teaching most of the rest of the time." "You did good, Daniel. And Pierson will be fine. He's been here and done that, remember?" "That's not the point," he muttered, turning as Carter came part way down the path. "Colonel!" she called urgently. "Teal'c just radioed in. Someone's coming." O'Neill handed Daniel the clay filled rain poncho and went to meet her. "Is it Pierson?" "He thinks so, sir, but he can't be sure. He's still a ways out." O'Neill nodded and strode back up the path toward the hills behind the temple where they'd built their new camp. The day after Methos had left it had rained so long and hard that the temple had flooded, so they'd moved to higher ground and dug in for the duration. More importantly, it had a good view of the land on all sides. A short while later he reached the top and joined Teal'c in their observation post, easily climbing up the rope they'd secured to a tree and into the branches above. "Which direction?" O'Neill asked the Jaffa, who lounged comfortably several feet away. "From the south," he pointed. "One man leading a beast and a cart." O'Neill pulled out his binoculars and had a look. A tall thin man completely wrapped in what looked like a blanket trudged along leading a donkey and cart up the narrow, overgrown path that led to the temple. The man paused in his journey long enough to push back the cloth that covered his head to take a drink from the canteen which hung from the side of the cart. "It's him," O'Neill grinned. "Shall we go meet him?" Teal'c asked. O'Neill shook his head. "Nah," he smiled. "He looks okay from here. And besides," he added as he felt something cool and wet splash against his cheek. "It's starting to rain." ******************* "Come on, girl," Methos urged the donkey. "Just a little bit further and you can have a nice rest and something to eat where it's toasty warm and dry." The animal balked again at the up slope in the path and Methos sighed in despair. He missed cars and buses and floor board heating, and right about now he wouldn't even mind getting one of those annoying telemarketing phone calls. He moved up the path in the dark, tripping as his long chiton, soaked and heavy with rain water, wrapped around his ankles pulling him down into the rocky mud. God, he thought miserably, shivering as the wind whipped him cruelly, he'd forgotten just how awful it was. "Need some help, soldier?" he heard as the brilliant glare of a flashlight beam suddenly blinded him. Wincing, Methos shielded his eyes with his arm. "Christ, O'Neill! It's about fucking time! Just how long have you been watching?!" Strong hands helped him to his feet as he heard the colonel chuckling from above. Teal'c, he realized with relief as the big man threw an arm around his shoulders. "Couple of hours," O'Neill told him as the Jaffa practically lifted him the rest of the way up the path. "You were doing okay until your friend there decided to stop." Ah, he thought, suddenly understanding. This was his punishment for not revealing Tok'ra's little message at the proper time. So be it, Methos thought, too tired to argue. The light went off as he sensed two figures moving past him in dark. "Glad you're safe, Adam," Daniel murmured, laying a hand on his shoulder. "There's warm food back at camp," Samantha added. "Why don't you go dry off." He nodded tiredly in response, barely noticing when Teal'c turned back to help take charge of the donkey and cart and O'Neill led him past the ruins. "We moved to higher ground a week or so ago," he informed Methos as he helped him up the path. "It's a little rough, but we're working on it." A structure loomed against the dark and for a moment Methos thought he was seeing an old style barracks. Then he was inside and his tired eyes grew round as he got his first look at what these children of the modern age had wrought. It was indeed a barracks of sorts. A little rectangular house made of rough hewn logs with a clay floor covered in straw. In one corner of the room granite blocks from the ruins and field stone had been used to create a huge hearth with a small opening in the ceiling just above to draw the smoke out. To build the roof they'd obviously scavenged timber from the old temple's ceiling. Good seasoned wood originally coated in pitch and meant to last a dozen generations or more. The cracks had been filled in with more clay and probably covered over with sod for extra warmth. "Like I said," O'Neill shrugged. "It's rough, but it keeps the rain off." Rough? Methos thought, astonished. "I've seen rich men living in worse," he mumbled, staggering towards the fire. "Hey! Hey!" O'Neill called. "You're dripping on my floor!" Methos sighed exhaustedly and briefly closed his eyes. Modern children, modern sensibilities, he thought wryly. With a shrug of his shoulders the himation, his cloak, fell to floor, quickly followed by the chiton. With practiced fingers he unlaced his sandals, walking away from the nasty wet pile dressed only in his dignity and sank limply to his haunches by the hearth. Behind him, he could hear O'Neill muttering as he picked up after him, but didn't bother to pay attention. He was chilled to the bone and starving. The packet of bread, cheese, fish and olives he'd bought in Delphi had run out the day before and opening the wax seals on the jars would have ruined the contents. "Carter mentioned food," he whispered tiredly. O'Neill came up behind him and laid a uniform jacket across his shoulders, dropping a dry pair of jeans and a tee shirt beside him into which Methos hurriedly scrambled. "In here," Jack said, shoving aside a large flat paving stone from the front of the hearth. Inset into the blocks they'd left an opening, lined it with clay to hold the heat and built an oven. Methos grunted in surprise. "Clever," he murmured, then moaned softly as he inhaled the marvelous aroma of the food inside. "Carter's idea," O'Neill grinned, grabbing a plate and fork from a stack nearby. "Me? I'd have just gone with a spit. Barbecue style." Methos nodded. So would he. But trust a woman to design a better, more serviceable hearth. O'Neill speared a couple of small birds onto the plate then used one of the camping cups to ladle some vegetables beside it. "You've done well," Methos said appreciatively, noting the wild onions, turnips and mushrooms that now graced the plate O'Neill handed over. "Just the basics," he responded, watching Methos savor his first bite. "The Air Force requires survival training for all its pilots. This is just Foraging 101. At least we didn't have to resort to eating bugs. Oh, and there's fish and pork smoking in the shed out back." Methos' eyes went wide. "You guys took a boar?!" "Just Teal'c. He didn't know what it was. Found it rooting around the latrine and used his staff on it. Too bad you missed it, we had ribs last night." "Well save me the tongue," Methos insisted, refusing to hide his delight. "I haven't had a decent boar's tongue dinner in over six hundred years." "It's all yours," O'Neill told him, glancing past Methos as the door behind them opened. "We got it all up," Carter informed them. "Daniel's securing the donkey out back under the tent." Methos shook his head. That donkey would be living better than their neighbors down the road if the children had their way, he thought sardonically. "Good work," O'Neill told her, getting to his feet. "I'll give you a hand getting everything inside." They left Methos to his dinner and he watched, much bemused while with military precision they quickly stacked the goods he'd bought against the opposite wall. "Think you got enough stuff?" O'Neill asked sarcastically as Teal'c, Daniel and Carter brought in the last items. "Not as much as I would have liked," Methos told him honestly. "But enough for five healthy individuals to get by for a time." "Sir," Carter said, glancing worriedly at Methos as she discreetly showed the colonel something she'd carried in. O'Neill frowned and held up the old slave's tunic he'd first worn. "What the hell is this?" he asked angrily, obviously referring to the bloody cuts and tears in the cloth. Methos shrugged. "A handful of street toughs tried to divest me of my goods on the way out of Delphi. I simply disabused them of the notion that I was harmless." "Right," O'Neill nodded briefly. "From now on, you don't go anywhere alone. That's an order." "An order that cannot be carried out," Methos told him bluntly. "None of you speak the language, and even Daniel doesn't speak it well enough to make himself clearly understood in the market. You don't move like proper Greeks and you don't know the cultural forms. Gossip and chatter being the only entertainment around, taking even one of you to town right now would be suicide." "So we learn," Daniel said, accepting Methos' expert judgment. "But Jack is right. It isn't safe for you to go alone." Methos shook his head and smiled. "I'm tougher than I look, Danny. And I've been at this quite a bit longer than any of you have." "That may be true," O'Neill told him. "But you're also our ace in the hole. And if we have to spend the rest of our miserable lives here, you're going to be right there, miserably spending yours alongside us." "All right," Methos offered, smiling with pleasure at the oddly comforting sentiment, and willing now to compromise. "How about this? I will teach you what I think you need to know if anything should by chance happen to me. And in addition, I promise to take no risks that I have never undertaken before. Anything else, I know how to survive or endure." "Fair enough," O'Neill nodded. "Now get some rest," he gestured toward the sleeping bags rolled up in the corner. "Tomorrow you can help me start on a bedroom for Carter." ******************* Chapter 9 The sound of hammering woke Methos early the next morning and he sighed, rubbing his eyes as he sat up. He didn't know whether to curse or praise a military that believed hammers, nails, pliers, saws, spades and axes should be considered part of the basic survival package. Still, he thought, having awakened warm and dry for the first time in nearly a fortnight, who was he to complain? He got out of bed and rolled up the sleeping bag, disdaining the himation and chiton someone had hung by the fire to dry and went to find his boots and socks. They were neatly stacked with the rest of the team's gear and he gratefully put them on before going outside. "Morning!" Jack called as he banged away at a wooden frame that looked to be more scavenged planking. "Just making some shelving for all our stuff," he explained at Methos' quizzical expression. The Immortal merely nodded. "You know, we're leaving in a few months." "So what?" O'Neill said, putting aside his tools as he stood up. "We're not gonna freeze our asses off living in a tent just because we're not sticking around that long. Why should we? Besides, what else is there to do around here?" That was true, Methos nodded. And why not? Everyone ought to have a hobby. "Where is everybody?" he asked curiously, looking around the empty camp. "Carter and Daniel took the cart down to the stream to get more clay for the major's flooring. And Teal'c's decided to try his hand at wood working. He's out looking for trees that speak to him -- although I've never liked a chatty dining room table. Too annoying, don't you think?" "Only if we haven't been properly introduced," Methos responded drolly. "Come on," O'Neill grinned, leading him over to the side of the little house where a new foundation was being laid for an extension. O'Neill reached behind a pile of timber and pulled out a small thermos. "Saved this for you," he said, tossing the item to Methos. "It's the last of the coffee." "Thanks," he smiled gratefully, taking a seat on the logs before pouring out the contents into the lid cup. "I'm definitely going to miss this," he sighed, taking a sip. Even freeze dried the stuff tasted heavenly. "We'll get back," O'Neill said with certainty. Methos only nodded. He too was hopeful, and yet remained pragmatic about the situation -- already planning ahead to where he might have to take them if they didn't. Certainly out of the way of any invading armies. Though that might be difficult in this day and age. "So, you want to give me your report?" O'Neill asked quietly. "Nothing much to tell," he shrugged. "I walked to Delphi, spent your pocket change and came back here. Other than that rabble in town I didn't have any trouble." "No one in the area knows we're here?" Methos shook his head. "I passed through several villages on the way back. The nearest one to the south is a day and a half from here. And given the amount of rain we've had the north is probably flooding. Like I said, there's not a lot of movement during the winter months, but come spring someone might show up. I saw signs of Dionysians in the woods further down the slopes. The women probably use the ruins for their ceremonies. We should definitely leave before the Great Festival." "What? And miss all the fun?" O'Neill grinned. "It's not fun," Methos told him curtly. "If they're using the ruins they're probably also using the hills for the wilding. I've never actually seen the ceremony. That was forbidden. But I have seen the results. They drink a lot of wine mixed with hallucinogens to bring on visions and race through the woods in praise of Dionysos. If they find a male, any male," he stressed, "even a small child, they'll tear him to pieces. Bare hands, bare teeth. And it's all legal." "You've gotta be kidding?" O'Neill whispered, appalled. "Not even a little," he answered in deadly earnest. "It's a wild cult that came out of India a few centuries back and took hold among the women. Remember, Greek females are suppressed by their men, not just oppressed. As you can imagine," he added wryly. "Dionysos, even if he is the god of wine, isn't much favored by the male population. But they seem to feel that letting the girls engage in a little ritual madness once a year is a small price to pay for quiet in the house all the rest." "Okay," O'Neill nodded thoughtfully. "I'll put out a memo. No partying with the local women." "Don't worry," Methos grinned. "We should be well away from here by the time the grapes are harvested and the new wine is ready for the festival." "Sounds good to me. Now that's settled," he smiled. "You wanna give me a hand here?" Methos glanced in dismay at the building materials. Construction was not a trade he'd ever really been interested in, and he'd done it only when absolutely necessary. "Actually," he offered brightly. "I thought I'd go check your snares and reset them. Those birds last night were marvelous." "Gee, thanks!" O'Neill grinned. "But I didn't use any snares." Methos gave him a confused look. "Then how...?" The colonel shrugged and whipped out his zat gun, firing once at the nearest tree. A dozen or so birds dropped to the ground as Methos sat staring in amazement. O'Neill put the weapon away and moved to start working. "You wanna get lunch, Pierson?" he gestured grandly at the decimation. Methos rolled his eyes and sighed. "You have a fast food mind," he muttered disgustedly, putting away the empty thermos. "Teach you to try and wriggle out of duty, Captain Pierson. Oh, and by the way," O'Neill smirked as he walked away. "He who cooks also cleans. You police the cabin today. And don't forget the latrine," he ordered cheerfully. "I know Teal'c will be grateful." With a wry grimace Methos saluted. "Thank you, sir!" he called to O'Neill's retreating figure. "Glad to be back, sir! I'll fetch a good price at market, sir! I hear they're having a sale on minions!" "Not a chance, Pierson!" he shot back. "The Great Satan likes you right where you are. Under his thumb and happy about it!" "On a cold day in hell," Methos muttered as O'Neill rounded the corner. "Bloody ungrateful bastard!" he sighed, glancing at the fallen covey. Still, he'd known what he was getting into when he'd signed those papers back at the SGC. If everyone else was working, he'd be expected to as well. He got to his feet and took off his jacket to put the birds in. Ah, hell, maybe it wasn't so bad. He who cooked might also have to clean -- but then he usually got to eat the most heartily. ******************* Chapter 10 Daniel shook his head slowly. "You can't be serious, Adam?" "We need money," Methos insisted. "And lots of it. For the passage to Egypt. For bribing officials to look the other way when we get there. For food and clothing. Not to mention life's other little necessities -- like transportation and housing costs. It's the only way!" "No," Daniel said, refusing to listen as he got up from his grinding to add more flour to his bread mix. It was his turn to cook today and Methos had taken the opportunity to come by and pitch his idea. "It's bad enough we had to take stones from the ruins to build the foundation for this place. I won't be a party to it!" "A party to what?" O'Neill asked as he came in, taking off his rain poncho and muddy boots before going to the hearth for a cup of wild mint tea. "Adam wants to rob the tholoi we found last week." "The what?" O'Neill asked, taking a seat at the table. Teal'c had done a fine job, Methos thought absently. He'd leveled the wood to perfection and polished it with some of the bees wax Methos had bought for sealing jars and making candles. It would be a shame to leave it all behind, the Immortal thought, but leave they must. After three weeks up here everyone seemed to be settling in and he considered it his job to remind them why they could not. "The tombs Sam and I came across when we were out foraging," Daniel explained. "I knew that," O'Neill said hurriedly. "Those mounds you raved about, right?" Daniel nodded and O'Neill gave Methos a curious glance. "So, what's in them, other than the dear departed, that's got you're interest piqued?" "Gold," Methos told him, crossing his arms as he leaned back in his chair. "Enough to get us to Egypt and then some." O'Neill nodded. "He's got a point, Daniel." Jackson put down the bowl he was using for bread making and turned to stare. "Those tombs are valuable historical evidence from an important period in Greek history. We can't just strip them because we need the money!" Methos gave a wry twist of his lips. "So speaks a man who robs tombs professionally." "That's different and you know it!" Daniel shouted, incensed by the accusation. "Is it?" Methos asked coolly. "You do it for the sake of the historical record. For knowledge," he added mockingly. "But those people didn't want to be known. They didn't care whether or not you understood them. They wanted to be left in peace on their journey to the underworld, whether you accept their religious practices as valid or not. And the last fate any of them would have chosen was to have their bones and their grave goods on display for hordes of curious gawkers. They would have wept with shame to be so disrespected. There was a reason for cursing anyone who entered a tomb." "But you want to," Daniel stated quietly. "They're dead, Danny. They don't need that gold and we do." "We can find another way," he insisted, looking to Jack for support. The colonel sat quietly for a long moment, staring into his cup. "If those were my loved ones out there," he said softly. "I'd be really pissed off if anyone, for any reason, dug up their graves. But," he added with a quiet sigh. "You both have a point. Knowledge versus necessity. Daniel," he said with finality. "You have a week to come up with an alternative. Then we start digging." ******************* Methos hoisted the deer he'd bagged over his shoulders and started heading back to camp. Now that the cabin was finished to everyone's satisfaction there was more time for him to enjoy the simple pursuits he'd once considered a normal part of life. Not that he'd ever made an effort to go hunting when professionals and butchers were available to do the job for him -- and he was just as content to buy his meat at the supermarket. But there was a certain amount of gratification involved when he brought something big into camp. And, shallow, egotistical man that he was, Methos admitted ruefully, he quite liked the applause. A while later he entered the clearing, surprised to find the place nearly empty. With the exception of O'Neill, who sat under what had become the all purpose work tent -- and he seemed to be occupied with something other than building this morning -- no one else was in evidence. Teal'c, having gotten the carpentry bug was probably out chatting up the trees again. Carter was likely working on some project or other. And if he knew Danny, which he did, the boy was probably down by the tombs trying to document as much as he could before O'Neill gave the okay and let Methos rip into them. The Immortal hid a smile at the thought. Poor Daniel had not been able to come up with a single alternative that wasn't either too time consuming or too dangerous. Methos was still silently laughing over the preposterous notion of the entire team traveling through the countryside as itinerant soothsayers and dealers in healthful potions. They'd all be dead inside a week! Such things might seem possible to the modern mind, but the ancient way of thinking was far too different. In this part of the world, strangers were not only unwelcome, but those with magical abilities were feared and hated. The first child that took sick, or mare that died in foaling would be blamed on them -- even if they hadn't been anywhere near the injured parties. The very rain that fell in the same amount and at the same time each year would be considered a curse of the gods and fingers would be pointed at the newcomers. It wouldn't matter if they gave good advice on when to plant and what to plant in overtaxed fields. If your ancestors planted beans on the third moon of the second month after the first crow cawed as you were getting out of bed then you did the same. And anyone who said different was a renegade and an agitator who ought to be dead. No, Methos knew, there was no other way than the one he had suggested. Which meant Daniel was sulking and being a general pain in the ass whenever he was around, but so be it. It was time the boy looked past the articles of history and saw the people behind them. Warts and all. The pot might be beautiful, but the slave who was forced to make it and beaten if it broke was at the heart of its history. The living, breathing artist who painted it more important than the sum total of his work. For all that Daniel loved history, he did not yet know how to love the people who had lived that history. They were as strange and unaccountable to him in their thoughts and ideas as the members of SG-1 would be to them. "Hey!" Methos greeted O'Neill as he came over, dropping the deer on the ground. "Hey yourself, great white hunter," O'Neill grinned. Methos shrugged, reaching for his canteen. "Just thought we could use a change from fish and poultry," he said with studied nonchalance before drinking. O'Neill nodded thoughtfully. "Did you check the duty roster this morning?" he asked, equally casual. "Yeah, I did," Methos said, not bothering to hide his annoyance. "I'll go to the stream a little later. Although I don't see why we need more clay. Carter has her separate bedroom -- as per regulations -- what do we need more for?" "Because we need a kiln." "For what?" Methos asked, truly curious. "Carter wants to run some experiments to separate something from something else in order to do whatever it is she's doing, and I," he smiled. "Am going to use this." He held up a rather crude potter's wheel. "Teal'c made it for me," he grinned. Methos cocked his head. "Well, it's nice that you have a hobby," he answered tartly. "Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to get a bowl -- so I can properly dress the deer we are all going to eat." That was it, he thought disgustedly, stalking towards the house. Tomorrow, when it was his turn to cook, he was definitely going to make a deer blood stew -- with heart, liver, tongue and kidneys. Maybe even throw in a few lengths of innards just to watch the children squirm as it wriggled and slid across their plates. He opened the door to find the major up to her elbows in bowls -- every last one of them from the look of it -- spread over the table and every available surface. She wasn't cooking -- O'Neill had that duty today -- and she was never very happy when she got it. Then again, neither was anyone else. So then, what was she up to? Methos went over to the table and glanced down. "Rocks?" he asked, angrily wondering when they would learn that this wasn't summer vacation. "You're collecting rocks?" he repeated. She glanced up looking perfectly innocent and content as she sorted another stone into the correctly classified bowl. "Actually, I'm looking for iodine crystals in the rock formations." "Were you planning to dye something?" he asked, surprised by her response. She smiled and shook her head, running her scanner over another rock looking for the substance she sought. "Colonel O'Neill put me in charge of the medical kit," she explained. "We're also going to run out of water purification tablets eventually and iodine is a naturally occurring antibacterial. Two drops in a gallon of water will purify it completely. And, given the number of cuts, scraps, burns and blisters everyone's been getting I thought it might be prudent to plan ahead. Which reminds me. I need alcohol for the kit and to process the crystal once I've smelted it out of the rock. How much of our grain can I have?" Methos stared at her dumbly for a long moment. "As much as you like," he finally murmured. Now it was her turn to look surprised. Methos had been placed in charge of the food supply and as they'd all learned in the past few weeks he was notoriously tightfisted with it. Foraging to supplement their stores had become a way of life for almost everybody whenever they were out in the field. "I don't need much," she told him carefully, obviously unsure of his reaction. "Maybe a couple of sacks." "Did I ever tell you I was a doctor in a former incarnation?" he suddenly asked, picking up a large bowl and sitting down in the chair on which it had been placed as he held it in his lap. "Several times, in fact." "Colonel O'Neill mentioned it," she nodded dubiously. "One of the reasons I started this project was because I considered the possibility that one of us might be injured severely enough to require surgery at some point. I think we'd all like it better if you had sterile equipment to work with. I know I would." Methos smiled wryly, absently running his fingers over the rocks. He would never have thought to make iodine or alcohol, he realized. Wine and vinegar both purified water and he'd already purchased some of each, which they used exclusively for cooking now. But later... He would have had them carry about several jars of the stuff wherever they went. Methos gave a tiny shake of his head. Leave it to the modern mind to micro-miniaturize even that! Why carry gallons, when a few ounces will do? Leaving more room to carry other equally valuable supplies. And he knew how to make several good salves, but none with the potency a proper surgery required. Why they could even make aspirin and refined penicillin if they wanted! "It's a brilliant idea, Major Carter," he told her honestly. "I'd no clue you were a chemist as well." "Sort of comes with the science geek territory," she shrugged, giving him a self-deprecating smile. "And if there's anything you can think of that we might need, I'd be happy to give it a try." "I'll make a list," he said, glancing down at the bowl as he moved to put it aside. "What's this?" he asked curiously as something familiar caught his eye. Samantha leaned forward to look as he held the stone up. "Carnelian probably. That sample came from an area where it's common in the rock." "Carnelian," he repeated, utterly stunned. "What else is in these?" he waved a hand across the table. "Besides that?" Carter shrugged. "Mostly quartz, a little hematite and tigers eye, maybe some amethyst. Why?" "Those are all semi-precious stones," Methos told her, but her expression remained only vaguely curious. With a wide grin he leaned forward impulsively and kissed her on the nose, laughing softly as she fell back, completely startled. "Forgive me, Major, but I think you just found our ticket to Egypt!" ******************* Chapter 11 Methos sat by the hearth hand tooling a long strip of deerskin into a sword belt. It was delicate, painstaking work, but after two months in this place he finally had the time. He listened to the rain pattering on the ground outside and wondered how Teal'c and Daniel were getting on. They'd gone out early to check the rabbit snares he'd put out and had yet to return, while Jack was happy in his little potter's shed making more ceramic beakers, test tubes and other items for Carter's work. He glanced up as Samantha accidentally dropped the tool she'd been working with trying chip out another good sized stone. That too was painstaking work and everyone took a turn at it, because they didn't dare try to smelt it out of the rock. Their control over the kiln's temperature wasn't that good and they'd already ruined several precious batches of stones. "Damn it!" she hissed as she bent to pick up the implement, angrily pushing back the hair that now constantly fell in her eyes. Except for Teal'c they were all looking a bit shaggy these days. Methos was about to offer her one of the many ribbons he'd bought for her use -- things which she'd glanced at and then ignored -- when she turned to him and started to speak. Methos held up a hand and shook his head. "In Greek, please," he told her quietly. As promised, Methos had been working with the team on language skills and custom. Daniel, of course, was almost completely fluent in Greek and in contemporary Ancient Egyptian, rather than the hybrid dialects of Abydos and the Goa'uld. Teal'c was also doing well, though Methos didn't think he'd have to do much talking on the journey. All he'd need to do was stand there looking dangerous and most people would give him anything -- until of course they got to Egypt, where he'd just naturally blend in. O'Neill and Carter on the other hand were problem students, and he'd already given up on ever getting them past the basics in Egyptian. As for their education in Greek -- which he considered an absolute necessity --- neither was very musically inclined and Ancient Greek was an inflected language where the pitch, lilt and tone of the spoken word often determined its meaning. To improve their skills Methos had decreed that they speak only Greek when they were alone with him. Jack chafed, but went along with it. Carter simply forgot -- constantly. Samantha frowned, but nodded, asking her question with the most atrocious pronunciation he'd heard from her yet, completely changing the meaning. Feigning affront, Methos glanced at his crotch then looked her in the eye. "No," he told her indignantly. "You may not borrow my fat man!" Appalled, Carter covered her mouth, blushing fiercely until she started to laugh. Which of course set Methos to laughing. "I'm sorry," she finally choked, gesturing at the table. "It's just that I'm so frustrated!" Another horrified expression of embarrassment crossed her face as his eyes went wide and Samantha realized she'd done it again -- and in her own native tongue! Eventually, they both stopped laughing. Methos put aside his work and stood up, stretching the kinks out of his muscles. "Enough," he told her gently. "I'm giving you the afternoon off. I think we both need it at this point." She nodded gratefully and sighed, again brushing back the annoying locks of hair. "Would you like me to do something about that?" Methos asked kindly, finally taking pity on her plight. "Don't tell me," Samantha smiled tiredly. "You also do hair and nails." "After a fashion," he agreed. "Come on, instead of language what do you say to working on cultural assimilation for a change of pace?" She glanced guiltily down at the stones. "They'll keep," Methos insisted. "And besides," he added, trying to alleviate any embarrassment she might be feeling. "I was planning this for everyone later in the week. Maybe it'll be easier to remember to speak the language if you look like one of the people," he suggested. "Well, I obviously need a break," she finally nodded. "Okay, you're on. What do I do?" Methos grabbed a chair and set it by the hearth. "All you need to do is sit," he told her, going to the corner as she moved. He opened one of the smaller chests and pulled out a box of toiletries containing all the things a woman of some status would require daily. Then, going back to the hearth he laid out the items he needed, putting the rest aside. "What are those for?" Samantha asked as Methos rested a pair of hollow, tube shaped clay implements with bone handles near the fire. He told her and from the expression on her face, for a moment he thought he'd get slapped. "You had curling irons?! And you didn't bother to tell me?!" she accused, voicing her ire. Methos smiled impishly. "You never asked." "What else have you got in there?" she said, reaching for the box. Methos grinned. There was a woman under that uniform after all, he thought with relief. "Perfumed oils, scented wax, combs, ribbons, cosmetics and a few pieces of jewelry." "Cosmetics?" she repeated hopefully. "Not Revlon, I'm afraid. Or whatever it is girls wear nowadays. But it gets the job done." Carter opened the box and looked at the confusing array of tiny jars and unmixed powders. "Looks complicated," she said a little wistfully. "Takes a bit of practice," he agreed. "But you'll get the hang of it eventually." She gave him a long considering stare then handed over the box. "Okay, Pierson, let's see what you've got. Make me pretty." Methos accepted the challenge with a grace born of centuries. "Too late for that I'm afraid. Your parents got there long before me." ******************* It was with some trepidation a few hours later that Colonel O'Neill approached the house. The windows, covered in thickly waxed linen, glowed brightly in the late afternoon shadows which harbored more rain for the night. But that was typical. Wet in the morning, again around lunch and sometimes in the evening the skies would open and the deluge would start all over again. What was not typical was the sound of music and laughter coming from inside. By this time of day everyone was usually too tired to do more than practice their language skills or listen to Pierson's lectures on proper Greek etiquette. Which was never too onerous since he generally interspersed these talks with amusing anecdotes and stories of his own social gaffs and faux pas. So, he was more than a little surprised when he opened the door to find everyone dressed in blankets. The beds Teal'c had made had been moved and set into a half circle at the side of the room -- and in the center Methos and Daniel were line dancing to the sound of the Jaffa's flute. Nearby, Carter lay on one of the beds, a wine cup in her hand, looking spectacular. Hair curled up in an attractive do and set with decorative combs and ribbons, she giggled as Daniel tripped over his feet when Teal'c suddenly broke off his tune. "You guys decided to have a blow out and you didn't invite me?!" O'Neill complained, pretending to be hurt, but in truth secretly pleased to see his team relaxed and happy for the first time in months. "Uh, sorry, Jack," Daniel apologized, faintly embarrassed as Carter stood, nervously putting aside her cup. "We kind of got lost in the moment." "Apparently." They stared guiltily at him, except for Methos, who showed not the least bit of remorse. O'Neill frowned, looking them over one by one. "Well, don't I get a bed sheet?" he finally asked feigning annoyance. "Right this way, Colonel Satan, sir!" Methos grinned as he bowed O'Neill toward Carter's bedroom. The colonel gave Samantha a surprised glance. Her room was strictly off limits unless the door was open and the man inside had her express permission to be there. "It's okay, sir," she told him, blushing faintly. "Getting these on..." She absently touched one of the many folds and draperies of her chiton. "Well, it gets a little...personal." O'Neill paused as he digested her words. "You mean you're not..." He couldn't even bring himself to say it as he stared at their faces. "None of you?!" Methos chuckled as the others stood there looking clearly uncomfortable. "You want to be authentic, don't you?" O'Neill grimaced. "I was kinda hoping that was all just a nasty rumor." "Afraid not," Methos shook his head. "And with all due respect, Colonel, underwear is highly overrated. But not to worry," he grinned widely. "You're fat man is safe in my hands." Carter unaccountably burst out laughing, while O'Neill turned red and stalked into the bedroom. "You leave him out of this, Pierson!" The door slammed behind him and Methos sighed. He was definitely going to have to add alum to their list of supplies. His chances of getting O'Neill into a public bathhouse, he suddenly realized, had just taken a nose dive. ******************* Chapter 12 The morning was bright with sunshine and birdsong. A perfect spring day, Methos thought, inhaling deeply. He didn't know what lay ahead and at the moment he didn't really care. Now, that was not entirely true, Methos suddenly realized with a touch of chagrin. He did care. About these people, about the future, and about his own place in this crazy, screwed up universe. Okay, so he cared, Methos admitted silently. But not, he grinned, enough to spoil his pleasure at the first truly beautiful morning since they'd been here. There would be no rain today, he was certain of it. Behind him, the door opened quietly and he heard O'Neill's soft greeting. The others were probably still sleeping, today being everyone's day off. A special allowance the colonel had made as long as they all shared in the housekeeping chores. Methos returned his greeting with a nod. "We should leave in a few days, a week at most," he said quietly. "We?" O'Neill asked curiously. "Yes," Methos nodded. "You and I. We. Go to Delphi. Buy horses. Drink beer. Wine. And get arrested for loitering." "You had me up until the horses," O'Neill sighed, sitting down on one of benches Teal'c had placed to either side of the door. "But," he finally nodded. "I'd definitely like to recon the area. So, what's the plan?" "Same as before," Methos shrugged. "We walk. We shop. We come back here. Only this time it's safe enough for you to go with me." "How's that?" O'Neill asked. Methos opened his arms wide as if to encompass the world. "It's spring!" he exclaimed enthusiastically. "I take it that's a big deal around here," O'Neill responded, unimpressed. "Only if you're alive," Methos rolled his eyes and sat down beside him. "Listen, in a few days the roads will be dry. The mares have already started foaling and the yearlings will be coming to market." O'Neill gave him an odd stare. "I'm a little fuzzy on the whole Son of Flicka thing, but keep going." Methos sighed and did his best to try and convey the true meaning of spring to a child of the modern era. "Don't you get it, O'Neill? Farmers who need seed and tools will travel to the markets to sell the extra cloth and flax their women have woven during the winter. Knowing this, spice merchants, potters, arms makers, dye makers, perfumers and jewelers from everywhere will come to the cities. It's the one time of year when strangers are not only welcome, but expected. In the villages, on the roads, it doesn't matter. And most important of all, you can look at anything and everything and no one will question why." "Good cover," O'Neill nodded slowly. "I like it. But why don't we all just leave now?" "Because it's also the time of year that most slaves are bought and sold. And when the wealthy come to shop -- or take what they want if they can't make a price. They're bored from being cooped up too long. Thinking of getting that new slave that will entertain them for the rest of the year before discarding him or her to the fields or the kitchens. They make the laws, so they can do what they like and they know it. The others aren't safe yet, and they won't be until we get back with the rest of our disguise." "The horses?" O'Neill asked, surprised. "Them too," Methos nodded. "But I was thinking more along the line of oxen..." ******************* "So what do you think?" Methos asked as they reached the hills overlooking Delphi. For three days they had walked, talking little as O'Neill contemplated the land and its people. To say he wasn't impressed would have been an overstatement. He was, in fact, quite clearly disappointed. Now, looking down on the untidy sprawl of fieldstone houses and wooden huts with thatched roofs that was Delphi, O'Neill had to shake his head in amazement. "I thought this was supposed to be the cradle of Western Civilization," he commented. "Give them another three centuries and they'll be well on their way," Methos responded lightly. "Right now, they're about a half step up from subsistence farming. No written language to speak of and no concept of modern economics." "I thought Daniel said they had a pretty high level of sophistication just a few hundred years ago?" he asked as they started down. "Those were the Myceneans. You know, the guys who fought at Troy," Methos explained. "They lost control of the country when the big earthquake hit about three hundred years ago. God, that was a nasty piece of business," he shook his head, remembering. "Not a stone left standing for hundreds of miles in every direction of the epicenter. People just sat on what was left of their homes until they keeled over and died. Starvation and disease took thousands more and the aristocracy could do nothing for them. They were just as bad off as the rest. Took another century before it was all gone and the Dorians had everything, but what you see here is the end result of that collapse. A tribal, agrarian society just beginning to feel settled enough to start exploring the world around them. In a quarter century or so they'll actually start trading with their neighbors." O'Neill nodded. "Looks pretty much like every other piss poor, pathetic little dirt ball we've been to," he murmured as they reached the road and joined the steady stream of travelers moving toward the town. "All they need is a gate and a few snakeheads coming by every so often." "True," Methos agreed quietly. "But this is your world and these are your ancestors. Not some strangers who might be descended from a handful of kidnap victims left on another planet. These people will eventually have living, breathing children. Some of whom might watch the same television shows, listen to the same music and dream about owning the same kind of car you do." "You really know how to take the fun out of it, don't you?" O'Neill commented. Methos smiled kindly. "I tell you this, because there is no gate to run back to when things go wrong. No back up, no SGC, no escape -- at least for the moment. You will see things here. Things that are so unconscionably cruel that you won't be able to fathom how you could ever have been born of such stock. Even if none of your antecedents spring from this place, somewhere in your past there is one just like it." "If you're trying to tell me not to be Daniel, running around trying to save the universe then you're preaching to the choir, Pierson." "That's another thing," Methos pointed out. "It's time you started calling me by my proper name." "Piersoneaus?" Methos hid a smile. "Come, Yanos, son of Neleus, there's something I want to show you." O'Neill grimaced at the name Methos had given him before they'd left. The same way he'd named the others. Samantas, Danaeus and Teulokos. He hated it, but he'd thought Cornelios was worse, so he'd finally accepted it. A little while later they'd reached the town's outskirts, entering with the rest of the morning rush. There was no gate, no outer wall, and no means of defense except the swords and daggers everyone seemed to carry. The streets were narrow and cramped. Only wide enough for a tall man to stretch out his arms and touch the walls on either side. The place was noisy, claustrophobic and oddly enough, both strange and familiar at the same time. O'Neill had seen dozens of villages not too unlike this one in his travels on Earth. And they all pretty much felt the same. Though he'd never had that same feeling on any of the other worlds he'd been too. But then, this was his sun and his world, and somehow, his mind and body knew it. "Something smells good," O'Neill murmured as they passed a shop with an open front. Methos paused in his step. "This town is big enough to have a real bakery," he explained. "I see the proprietor has just put out some fresh baked loaves. Hungry?" "Oh, yeah," he nodded. "For fresh bread and not that flat, pasty stuff you and Daniel make? Anytime." "Good," Methos grinned. "Let's see if he'll take a nickel for a couple of his finest." There was a little haggling, but the man seemed very taken with the unusual coinage, smiling when he bit it and throwing in an extra loaf because he was certain he'd just robbed the two strangers. Methos led him over to an alley around the side of the building, hunkering down against the wall out of the flow of traffic to sit and eat. O'Neill shrugged and joined him. With the first bite Jack simply closed his eyes and savored. Warm, fresh, soft delicious bread. A little more grainy than wheat bread and made with honey instead of sugar, but it was still wonderful to the taste. "This is great!" O'Neill exclaimed after another two bites. "Glad you like it," Methos nodded. "Want to see how it's made?" O'Neill gave him a quizzical look. "Sure," he finally said as Methos stood and led the way to the back of the house. "I can give my compliments to the baker." The rear entry to the courtyard stood open and Methos looked inside then stepped back, twitching his head at the doorway. "You're in luck, Yanos. The baker is in." O'Neill moved around him, standing stock still as he laid eyes on the baker. No big shouldered, round bellied, happy stereotype in a white apron covered in flour dust stood to meet him. But a pair of thin, wretched looking women bound in thick, heavy leather collars that covered their necks up to their mouths knelt on a hard stone floor kneading and pounding. "They will never taste the bread they bake," Methos' voice was a dark whisper from behind. "Never do more than crawl from their corner to the wash basin, so that they cannot even lick the flour from their hands. They get the dry crusts that no one wants to use even for feeding geese and hens. And when they cannot lift their arms to knead they'll be sent into the streets to sell the bread and never dare to try and eat it for fear of being sent to the mines." O'Neill looked pale and disgusted as he stepped back out, tossing the rest of his bread aside. "Point taken -- Methos." The Immortal sighed as he watched O'Neill walk away. He shrugged and picked up the bread, not bothering to dust it off as he quickly ducked back into the kitchen. Over in the far corner a pile of straw served as bedding for the slaves. Too weary to do more than glance at him, the women hardly looked up from their work until he tucked both his loaf and O'Neill's half eaten one as well as the extra loaf they'd been given under the straw. Then their eyes went wide with fear and consternation. No doubt, Methos thought, they were afraid the master might think it stolen. "Good bread, little one," he gently pinched the cheek of a girl who couldn't have been more than twelve. "Wait until they're all in bed," he warned. "Then fill your bellies." She couldn't even nod in her collar, so she blinked her eyes to show she understood. Shocked by his own actions Methos left hurriedly, wondering what in the world had come over him. He should never have given them hope like that. Never have given them food which might prolong their lives and their suffering by another minute. It was an act of kindness completely inconsistent with the times. And he knew better! Especially after his lecture to O'Neill. Yet, without thinking, he'd done it. "Just couldn't resist, could you?" Jack accused as he rejoined the colonel. Methos only shrugged, hiding his own internal quandary. It had been a cruel thing to do to the man, but... "You had to understand," he explained gently. "Not that," O'Neill shook his head. "The bread -- you phony!" ******************* Chapter 13 Their first order of business that day was to sell the dozen or so gem stones they'd brought with them. They wandered around the market -- an open air field not far from the Oracle where one day a permanent agora would be built. One with marble colonnades, shade trees, benches, fountains and statues to entice the eye and give succor to weary travelers and citizens. The current collection of tents, stalls, wagons and carts that constituted the market wasn't much more than a noisy, confusing jumble at present, but Methos moved through it with practiced ease, pausing now and again as something caught Jack's eye. There were several jewelers already in residence, he explained to O'Neill after their first walk through. But only two dealt in stones of any worth. The rest carried silver, gold and bronze trinkets for the more affluent. And only one of the two regularly showed his wares to kings. He led O'Neill back into the controlled chaos and over to the largest tent in the market. There was no stall out front, or slave to hawk the master's goods. Those desiring to buy or sell would find him, without the need for advertising. Methos approached the entrance, glancing inside to make sure the jeweler wasn't with another customer then politely scratched at the tent post when he saw the man alone. The jeweler, not much past his prime by Methos standards, lifted a hand to usher them in. "I am Methos, son of Tok'ra, who offers greetings," he said, taking a seat on the mat opposite the man. "My companion is Yanos, son of Neleus." The jeweler nodded deeply. "I am Mendanes of Achiaea, who offers welcome to all his customers." "May the gods smile favorably upon him then," Methos smiled. At least this man wasn't put off by the fact that they were obviously foreign. While O'Neill had tanned over the past few days, enough to bring him a little closer in shading to the population, Methos hadn't and never would. A sunburn was damage to the skin and as quickly as he burned he healed with disgusting regularity. "But we come to sell, not buy, good Mendanes." The jeweler smiled thoughtfully and clapped his hands. Out the shadows in the corner a slave arose and Methos waited patiently as the boy brought wine already mixed with water and a bowl of figs then returned to his corner. He took a sip and judged Mendanes honest, there being more parts water to wine. An old trick, he knew, to give the customer strong drink before making the price. With a surreptitious glance he checked on O'Neill, who was surprisingly placid, following Methos' instructions to the letter. "Do as I do and say nothing." With a slight nod of approval Methos reached into the front of his chiton and pulled out a small leather bag, removing the strap from around his neck to lay it open on the mat before him. Mendanes' quickly stifled gasp was a good sign that he was impressed, not only by the size of the stones, but by their gloss. He picked up a piece of tigers eye and held it to the light. Methos said nothing as one by one he examined the others. Uncut and polished to perfection using modern techniques, they were all exceptional pieces. Finally, Mendanes put down the last stone and gave a desultory nod. "These are fairly common stones," he said, beginning the time honored dance of the bargain. "If you aren't interested," Methos said, moving as if to sweep them back into their bag. "Wait!" the man exclaimed, laying a warm hand on Methos' arm. "Don't be so hasty, young friend. I might be able to find a use for them." So, now they were friends? Methos thought, amused. Mendanes was obviously eager to buy, but not to be taken to the cleaners. Even if, as Methos well knew, these common stones were the best representatives of their kind the man was ever likely to see. "I am in no hurry," Methos told him, sitting back. He took another sip of wine and nibbled a fig as Mendanes took another moment to examine the stones again. "Perhaps I was mistaken and they are not so common after all," Mendanes finally said when Methos made no move rush him. Here was obviously a customer who knew the worth of his wares. "Not common at all," Methos agreed, taking the hint. If the stones had a unique history, one which would please the ear, titillate the mind and increase the stones value in the eye of the beholder Mendanes would certainly feel better about shelling out a small fortune for them. He'd make at least twice that from the uneducated, but hideously rich aristocracy, who were always trying to keep up with their wealthy friends and neighbors. "The stones you see before you," Methos said, making up the tale as he went. "Come from the land of Khemet, brought there by the Pharaoh Imhotep from fabled Nubia and washed in the desert sands for twenty years by a thousand slaves until they shone as bright as the stars in the heavens." "They do have a nice polish," Mendanes allowed. "A nice polish?!" Methos feigned shock. "Each of these stones was worn for a year in the warm bosom of the pharaoh's beloved daughter, Nefreti. She who killed herself after the death of her lover, Ahknaten -- executed by her father for daring to offer the princess a lotus blossom in the garden! A nice polish indeed!" Mendanes' eyes widened as he drew an awestruck breath. An hour later, after some cursory haggling and the expected sharing of wine and gossip, Methos and Jack left the jeweler's tent. The little sack around his neck was heavy with gold and silver, but Methos was extraordinarily pleased. "In the warm bosom of the pharaoh's daughter?" O'Neill finally asked when they were far enough away. Methos shrugged. "What did you want me to say? That they were blasted out of a rock formation by a Goa'uld staff weapon, polished in a gravel filled tumbler by an archaeologist and given luster in a weak solution of bicarbonate acid by Major Carter?" "Doesn't quite have the same ring to it, does it?" O'Neill agreed. "Not quite," Methos nodded. "Yeah, but is it enough to get us to Egypt?" Methos felt the weight against his chest and smiled. "More than enough to give us a damn good start." ******************* "Where to next?" O'Neill asked as they headed down a side street. "Flesh market's on the other side of town," Methos said, licking his sticky fingers. For lunch, they'd found a stall where an early version of the shish-kabob was sold, using goat instead of lamb. Then they'd stopped at a kiosk where an old woman made dough balls, deep fried in oil and drizzled with warm honey. "Flesh?" O'Neill repeated. "Meat of every kind," Methos explained. "Two legged and four. They keep it out of town because of the stench." "Thanks for the warning," O'Neill grimaced as they headed in that direction. Even this far away the scent of animals was redolent in the warm, heavy air. "Oh, the slave sales are over for the day," Methos told him lightly. "Those are held in the morning when their bodies are clean and fresh. Wouldn't do to have the merchandise looking wilted and smelling of the pens. Might lower the price." "Sweet," O'Neill muttered. "Let's just get this over with." Methos didn't bother to respond. He was sorry to have to be so blunt. To rip away all the illusions of the bright white history books O'Neill had grown up with. But there was no other way. No matter what O'Neill thought of himself and his capabilities as a tough as nails covert operative, the man had still been gently raised. If he was going to survive in this world and help his people to survive along with him, then he had to understand the simple facts of everyday life. The pens, a mere quarter mile away as they reached the edge of town, were quiet at the moment, and Methos did nothing to draw O'Neill's attention to them. In the heat of the day this part of the market was never busy. And given a choice, had Methos been alone, he'd certainly have waited and gone the next morning. But he wasn't, and not trusting O'Neill's gut reaction to the sight of a slave auction, he'd decided not to put it off. They moved across the wide field where temporary paddocks had been set up. Just some wooden posts and rope to keep the animals from wandering off. There were goats, sheep, chickens, geese and ducks for sale near the front, but the larger animals were all towards the back. Donkeys, mules and cows came next then the paddocks spread out further apart and Methos nodded to himself as he saw a fine pair of oxen being watered and fed. The man in charge of them was obviously an overseer for one of the larger estates. Only the very wealthy could afford to keep these animals given the amounts they ate. But the wealthy rarely sold such riches, using the beasts both in the fields and to draw their wagons, though on rare occasions they might sacrifice one for a wedding. If they were selling then it clearly meant trouble at home. A poor crop that threatened to affect the family's social status, or an illness which had spread among the other animals and reduced their income. Still, what was trouble for one was often good fortune for another. Methos didn't spend time on pleasantries with this man, who was no doubt tired from having spent the day talking to potential buyers and wouldn't have appreciated the waste of his time. The overseer named a price, which Methos refused, offering another amount far less than they were worth. They haggled for half an hour and when the man stood firm at six silver drachma for the pair, Methos knew that this was the lowest price set by the owner and accepted. He gave the overseer a quarter of the amount as earnest money to show his master, then asked the man if he wanted to make something extra. The overseer, glad to be of service now that his job was done, and always willing to help out a paying customer if it put something in his purse, accepted Methos' charge to buy them a good, sturdy ox cart and enough feed to last the journey home. He gave the man his smallest silver coin and named a fee. Not very much, but then the man would likely pocket most of the money left over from the purchase. It was expected and they both knew it. After making arrangements to meet the following day to complete the transaction, Methos paused on the way to the horses to drink some water. "That looked expensive," O'Neill commented as Methos offered him some. "Very," he agreed. "But they're just for cover. We'll sell them once we get to the coast. Should even make a bit of money off the sale." O'Neill shook his head, giving Methos back his canteen. "Are you ever going to tell me what this plan of yours is?" "And spoil the surprise?" Methos looked shocked. "I'm living just to see the expression on your face when it's revealed." The colonel gave him a wry smile. "Let's hope it's one you can live with." "The risk is half the fun," Methos grinned, moving toward the nearest corral. He liked only one of the animals he saw there and wandered further afield, hoping for better, then way off in the distance heard the panicked, angry whinnying of a terrified horse. "Come on, let's see what the ruckus is about," Methos said as frenzied shouts and at least two other horses joined in to trumpet anger and alarm. "You're not thinking of helping anyone, are you?" Jack called after him. "Methos?!" The Immortal ignored him, moving easily through the crowd which had gathered to watch. At the front, he found a waist high fence, more sturdy than the rest, and given the current behavior of the occupants Methos could guess why. An unbroken white stallion, taller than most Greek horses, though nowhere near the height of an Arabian, ran the length and breadth of the area followed by his equally wild consorts. A pair of fine mares, one a reddish brown color, the other black with white hocks. "They're perfect," he whispered as O'Neill came up beside him. "They just kicked the shit out of that guy over there," the colonel responded, discreetly pointing toward a man being carried from the field by his companions. "Don't be a wuss, Yanos." "You're calling me a wuss?!" Methos rolled his eyes and turned to look for the owner. He found him as the crowd dispersed. A tired looking man, who seemed extremely agitated as the buyer he'd thought he'd had furiously shook his head, shouted a few choice curses and left. "Hey, friend!" Methos called to one of the men still milling about. "What's the story on that lot?" He nodded at the horses and the man shrugged. "The sire was mad. Bad blood, if you ask me. But old Archimedes," he nodded toward the owner. "He figured he could make back his money if he bred the bastard to gentle dams. Instead, they bred true. Now he'll have to put them down, like he did the sire last summer after it killed a groom." "That would be a shame," Methos murmured thoughtfully as the man walked away. "Are you out of what's left of your mind?!" O'Neill demanded. "Didn't you hear? Those things are dangerous!" "Nonsense," Methos responded lightly. "They just haven't been handled right." O'Neill's face went blank. "That wasn't an invitation for discussion, Captain." Methos glared at him to no effect then finally sighed. "Colonel, who are you going to trust? Some illiterate peasant who's probably never even sat a horse? Or me?" he asked snidely. "You know, there's a reason we were called The Horsemen and not Those Four Running Guys in Scary Masks. I've never once had to put down a steed for bad behavior -- even when I specifically trained them to kill with their hooves." For a long moment O'Neill stared at him then paused to watch the horses. They'd calmed down a bit and were resting after their run. "You think you can handle them?" he finally asked. "I don't think I can. I know it! Look at them," Methos pleaded. "They've got strength and endurance and that fool Archimedes can't even see it! We can buy them for a song and sell them when we get to Egypt for ten times what he'll charge us here." "I must be losing it," O'Neill finally muttered. "All right, Methos. Permission granted. Go buy the horses." It wasn't quite that easy as they soon discovered. Archimedes, already fearful of charges being brought against him by the man who'd been injured, was loath to allow Methos into the corral. He was so young and couldn't possibly have enough experience to handle The Beast as Archimedes called the white stallion. Look what had happened to Anoos. A man twice his age who'd spent his whole life around horses. Finally, Methos made him an offer he couldn't refuse. He'd pay him for one horse, in advance, and if he couldn't sit the animal Archimedes could keep the money. The old man laughed long and hard at that. "If you can sit The Beast, boy, you can have the others for the price of the one." "That's a deal," Methos grinned as they shook forearms. He looked at Jack who simply rolled his eyes and shook his head as the Immortal handed over the money. "Do me a favor, Yanos?" he asked as he shrugged off his himation and folded it neatly. "Carry your broken body off the field of battle?" O'Neill asked sarcastically. Methos chuckled. "That too when the time comes. Right now, just hold onto these." He handed over his cloak and sword then quickly stripped off his long chiton which would only get in the way, tossing it casually over his shoulder. Then, naked but for his sandals, Methos approached the animal cautiously. Around the paddock a crowd gathered, probably eager for more blood and violence. But Methos knew better. He moved and as the stallion followed turned him into the sun, quickly darting around to wrap the tunic about its head, covering his eyes. The Beast moved nervously for a few moments until he finally settled. Then, quick as he could, Methos grabbed the horse's mane and jumped on his back, knotting his fingers deeply into the full tufts at his neck. The stallion remained quiescent for an instant then shook his head in confusion. The loosely wrapped chiton fell away and the horse suddenly went wild. Methos held on for what seemed like endless hours as the stallion bucked and twisted. His shoulders burned with the effort to keep his hands in place while his spine seemed to jar further out of alignment with every painful second. Long minutes later the horse finally understood that he couldn't throw his rider and Methos heaved a sigh of relief as the animal quieted. He leaned forward, wincing as his raw backside slid against the rough brush of the stallion's coat, wrapping stiff arms around the animal's neck while whispering soft words of encouragement into his ear. Stifling a groan of agony he slid off, then pulled the stallion's head down and gently blew in his nostrils. There were more soft words and a brief time spent patting the animal's nose, until Methos judged him calm enough to release. A roar of applause sprang up as The Beast trotted off to graze -- a beast no longer -- but Methos simply ignored it to find and put on his dusty but undamaged chiton, and hide his quickly healing posterior. The rest he would pay for later, he knew with painful certainty as he headed for the exit and Archimedes, who looked both pleased and disappointed all at once. He might be quit of three obstreperous horses, but he was also out a good sum of money. A well deserved loss, in Methos' opinion. "I'll be by to collect my horses tomorrow!" he called to the old man, who simply waved a hand in acceptance and nodded, then he grabbed Jack's arm and hurriedly led him away. "What's the rush?" O'Neill asked as they reached the town proper and Methos ducked around the corner. He caught the Immortal just as he fell, lowering him gently to the ground as he groaned in agony, every muscle in his body suddenly seizing up. "Shit! Shit!" Methos hissed as he writhed and curled, pressing his legs together as his thigh muscles cramped so tightly he thought he'd scream. "What the hell is wrong?!" O'Neill demanded. "What the hell do you think is wrong?!" Methos managed to gasp. "That hurt!" "Well, yeah," O'Neill nodded. "Especially the bare ass routine. But you're Immortal. So..." "So nothing," Methos choked. "I just pulled every muscle in my body. But they aren't damaged! Stretching them is a natural process, like heartburn. I may not get an ulcer, but it sure as hell hurts!" "Oh, brother!" O'Neill muttered, throwing down his pack as he knelt beside the Immortal. He quickly found what he wanted and pulled out a large white tablet. "Here," he said, getting an arm around Methos' shoulders. "Get this down." "I'm an Immortal! Don't be absurd," Methos whispered as he quickly became exhausted. "Give me a few minutes and I'll get moving. If I stay warm tonight it might not be too bad in the morning." "Unacceptable," O'Neill responded flatly. "I need you on your feet now, not in a couple of days. Besides, I'm making it an order. And what do you mean you can't take pain meds because you're immortal? What kind of idiotic idea is that?" Methos stared at Jack in astonishment then glanced at the tablet. It certainly couldn't hurt. And he'd prescribed similar pain relief for countless others, though he'd never once considered it for himself. In truth, the idea had never occurred to him. With a faint sense of trepidation Methos took the pill and stuck it in his mouth, grimacing an instant later as the bitter medicinal taste of the thing made him want to wretch. "Ech!" He spat out the tablet as O'Neill laughed, giving him some water. "Don't tell me you've never done drugs?!" he chortled, picking up the tablet and cleaning it off. "Only the really good pharmaceuticals," Methos grimaced as he wiped his mouth. "But I never popped pills or used needles. My last foray into the ozone layer came in a sugar cube and went by the curious name of Mellow Yellow." "You've never taken a pill?!" Methos shook his head, struggling to sit up. "And after that, I never want to. That's awful!" O'Neill's shoulders shook with mirth. "You're not supposed to bite and swallow. Just swallow." Methos shrank back as he offered it again, until O'Neill sighed in disgust and grabbed his face. "Tilt back, open wide, tongue down," he ordered. He could barely move a muscle to walk, let alone fight, so Methos simply squeezed his eyes shut and gave in to the horror. It felt too big for his throat as the tablet touched the back of his tongue and he nearly gagged. But there was water being sloshed into his mouth and O'Neill shouting the unhelpful phrase, "Think oyster!" as he shoved Methos' jaws closed, rubbed a thumb across his Adam's apple and forced him to swallow. At last, Jack released him and Methos fell back, coughing hard. "Your bedside manner sucks!" he hissed when he'd finally caught his breath, wiping his face with the back of a hand. "And you're a lousy patient," O'Neill shrugged. "Now eat this," he added, shoving one of the leftover honeyed dough balls at Methos. "I'm not a child," Methos grimaced. "The spoonful of sugar technique won't work with me. I'm still pissed at you!" "This isn't a treat," O'Neill explained calmly. "I just put eighteen hundred milligrams of Ibuprofen in your stomach. You need to eat something to keep from puking it up." "Eighteen hundred?!" Methos exclaimed, horrified as he quickly accepted the food. "Yeah, we use it for gun shot," O'Neill told him. "Now, just sit back. Takes about twenty minutes before it really kicks in." "Sit back?" he asked around the food in his mouth. "In another twenty minutes I won't be able to walk at all! I have to keep moving!" "No, you don't have to keep moving. You have to sit back and rest." "But--" "Who are you going to trust?" O'Neill grinned. "A bunch of ignorant Immortals who've never thought of using modern medicine? Or me?" he asked smugly. "You know, there's a reason Doc Fraiser is always nearby when I come through the Stargate." ******************* Chapter 14 "How y' feelin', sport?" Methos yawned and stretched luxuriously in his bed roll, sighing in contentment as not a single twinge interfered with his pleasure. When O'Neill had helped him back to the field where they'd planned to camp he'd been sore, but thankfully, not in what he'd consider a great deal of pain. He'd figured he'd still be a bit stiff come morning, but there wasn't even that. "I feel fine," he murmured in amazement, recalling the night before. "In fact, I feel great." "Good," O'Neill grinned, throwing Methos his chiton. "Next time, don't argue so much and I'll give you a lollipop." Methos rolled his eyes and slipped the tunic over his head. "There won't be a next time," he said. "We can't replace Ibuprofen. I won't let you empty the med kit just because I have a few aches and pains." "Wasn't from the kit," O'Neill told him as he rolled up his blankets. "That came from my own personal stash." Methos looked up, surprised. As he recollected, modern soldiers never gave up their private caches of pain killers -- not unless the Sergeant was dying, or their best buddy was gut shot, or something equally horrendous. For themselves, there was always a little more pain they could tolerate, a bit more discomfort they were willing to endure. And O'Neill went on to confirm this observation. "I never take all the pain meds Fraiser gives me. But I've learned over the years to keep some stuff on hand. Just in case." "Smart," Methos nodded, vaguely wondering how he'd managed to achieve best buddy status, because from the way O'Neill generally treated him, he certainly wasn't the feared and revered Drill Sergeant. Unless, of course, one considered the other option. Perhaps the colonel thought of him as the annoying kid brother who needed lots of looking after. Now there was an unsettling thought. "We done here?" O'Neill asked, grabbing his pack as Methos stood, tossing his cloak over his shoulders. "Almost," he responded, pinning his himation about his shoulders. "We need supplies for the road and a few more things to complete our little ruse, then we can leave." O'Neill heaved a sigh of resignation as they started back toward the market and Methos hid a smile. He imagined the colonel was dreaming of nice airy shopping malls with food courts and canned music. Instead, Methos found an open stall selling a proper farmer's breakfast of hard boiled eggs, goat cheese, bread, raw onions and wine mixed with three parts water. They ate it hunkered against a wall watching the sun come up and the town come to life. Shops opened, slaves came down to the wells to fetch water for the households, farmers with tools on their shoulders headed out into the fields, and pack animals with their burdens carried goods to and fro while sleepy children rode their backs making their morning deliveries. A day like any other Methos had seen repeated in a thousand variations for as long as he could remember. And, he supposed, it was the same in the future. Though the shops opened at the slothful hour of nine or ten, the farmers had tractors or trucks, and goods came to brightly lit, scrupulously clean supermarkets in big rigs driven by adults. Still, it was the same old dance, if dressed in new clothes. They finished eating and stood, Methos rubbing his stomach to ease the passage of the onion. He still loved the taste of them raw, but he'd forgotten just what a whole one, even as small as that one had been, did to him. O'Neill caught the movement and shook his head. "Don't tell me," he sighed. "You've got heartburn." Methos only shrugged. "Onions were thought to be good for the digestion," he explained as the colonel once again delved into his pack. "Meet Mr. Tums," O'Neill said, handing him a very large pink tablet. "He's an old friend. Remind me to introduce you to his good buddy, Uncle Pepcid, when we get home." Methos looked aghast at the size of the thing. "I can't swallow that!" "Trust me, if it's pink and smells like a cherry you can chew the sucker." Well, it didn't smell like a cherry to Methos, but he nibbled the edge and didn't find it too horrible. It was chalky, but sweet and slightly tart so he ate it. A few minutes later he was astonished to find the burning in his stomach gone. "You know," he said as they reached the open market. "I'm beginning to rethink my stance on the usefulness of modern medicine for Immortals. If it won't kill us permanently, we tend to just tough it out. Now I'm not so sure. I might even go back to medical school," he added enthusiastically. "You know, I've always wanted to do a heart transplant. Or maybe kidneys. Those are interesting, too." O'Neill just stared at him. "Could we focus here," the colonel pointedly reminded. "Remember? Mission. Egypt. End of world. Kinda puts a damper on the whole Ben Casey thing, don't y' think?" "But we're here," Methos smiled, nodding at the nearest stall. "We came back to buy jewelry?!" O'Neill whispered angrily. "But it's for Daniel, Teal'c and Carter," Methos told him, looking wounded. O'Neill rubbed his face with a hand. "Is this something I need to be here for?" he finally asked. "Not really," Methos responded, hiding a smile. "I also have to buy more clothes for us. Something really ostentatious this time." "Great, more skirts," O'Neill sighed. "You have fun. I'm gonna watch the big sweaty guys making armor." Methos laughed and hurriedly reached under his chiton to pull out a few coins for Jack. "Enjoy yourself," he smiled. "And don't pay more than half what I just gave you, unless it's a full set of armor with a thick quilted padding and good leather straps." He'd never buy it, Methos knew as the colonel sauntered off looking relieved. Not when he learned he'd have to strip for the measuring and have parts of his body shaved for the molding -- then wait several weeks to get the finished product back. But they could always use a couple of good shields and O'Neill was sensible enough to do just that. Besides, he thought, turning to examine a set of earrings he'd had his eye on, learning how to handle money and be at ease in a crowd was just as important as knowing how to trounce the enemy on the field of battle. ******************* The sun was just beginning to dip into the western sky as Methos stood watching the slaves bring a steady stream of goods and supplies out to the ox cart. It stood just a quarter mile from the last house that could be considered a part of the town, but the streets had been too narrow for Methos to even consider bringing it inside. Still, it was a common enough occurrence for the shopkeepers not to worry over, especially during the spring market. As soon as the cart was loaded the overseer who'd sold them the oxen came by and Methos handed him a coin. The man had done a very good job buying the cart, which even had its own small awning for when the women were traveling. And after giving the overseer the rest of the money for the oxen along with his fee, the man had offered to direct the slaves bringing out their supplies. Certainly, Methos could have done it himself, but he wasn't much interested in directing slaves at the moment. He was thinking about his new horses. Five days, maybe six to get back to camp since they'd have to stick to the main roads, and at least two weeks to get the horses ready. Not to mention teaching the others how to ride virtually bareback. A leather saddle pad was not at all the same as a modern saddle. And without stirrups, which hadn't yet been invented, sitting a horse meant the knees did most of the painful work of holding the rider up. When both the overseer and the slaves were gone, he looked over at O'Neill, who was lying on his back sprawled across the grain sacks, playing with a long blade of sweet grass stuck between his teeth. He'd done well at the armorer's. Buying a decent pair of shields, plain enough for real soldiers to be carrying, and one ridiculously ornamental one covered in flying sea creatures chased in silver, with wings and tails that swept up and away from its surface. Not the least bit useful in a real fight, where all those pretty fetishes could easily catch a sword tip. If Methos hadn't known better he'd have thought Jack knew exactly what he was planning. "Hey, Yanos!" Methos called up and Jack glanced down. "Think you can watch the cart for a while?" "Oh, yeah!" O'Neill said as he sat up and nodded, fingering one of a pair of small daggers he'd also purchased. The other was strapped to the inside of his forearm. "Not a problem." At that, Methos grinned and hurried off to fetch his prize. ******************* Chapter 15 O'Neill watched with one eye half open as Methos stole out of his bed roll just before dawn the next morning and slipped behind the wagon. Bemused, he settled back, wondering just whom the Immortal thought he was fooling. They'd left Delphi sometime after noon by his estimate and put a good ten miles between them and the town before pulling off the road. And all the while Methos had walked behind the cart talking to the horses, pressing against them, and in general making friends with the objects of his obsession. He'd fed and watered them when they'd stopped for the night, giving Jack a few cursory instructions on how to tend the oxen then staked them out to graze. And when he'd finally gotten them settled down, joining O'Neill by the fire, Methos was more chatty and talkative than the colonel had ever seen him. He'd been a Master of Horses dozens of times over the ages. For kings and queens and nobles across most of Europe and Asia. He'd bred and broken horses on and off for a good part of his life. The last time in 1898 on a ranch in New Mexico somewhere south of Santa Fe. He not only knew horses, but understood them as well. All the little tricks and foibles they were wont to get up to when a strong hand was not present to guide and care for them. Not knowing much about horses, O'Neill had simply listened -- more to Methos' tone of voice than what he'd actually been saying. And somewhere in that long soliloquy Methos forgot he was giving, Jack had finally reached the conclusion that Methos lacked a real childhood. It was understandable, O'Neill admitted silently as he watched the Immortal quietly lead the white stallion out into the field where they'd camped. Given the circumstances surrounding his first death and his revival five thousand years later, he could imagine the kind of emotional loss and devastation he would have been feeling, even if Methos himself hadn't been able to comprehend why he felt that way. As a good commander it was O'Neill's job to look for that kind of thing. To judge and estimate the best way to handle his people based on their emotional wants and needs. Shouting worked for some, while a kind word and gentle encouragement worked better with others. Methos on the other hand, needed to be teased and cajoled into acting. Despite his great age, he was still a playful twenty-something whenever he forgot to be the ancient Immortal striding fearlessly through history. With a sigh, O'Neill rose up on an elbow and found his binoculars, watching through the half light peeking over the horizon as Methos belted his chiton with a piece of rope, blousing the material until it hung above his knees. Then he ran the horse in circles for a while, finally jumping on its back before the animal knew what was happening. O'Neill chuckled as the stallion bucked and Methos went flying. But in a moment he was back on his feet and at it again. At least this time, O'Neill thought wryly, he didn't have to play super macho bronco buster in order to make a point. And from where he sat, it looked as though the Immortal was staying loose, keeping those muscles fluid and his limbs relaxed as he rolled with the punches. In a way, O'Neill thought, putting aside the binoculars to begin the familiar process of breaking camp, he had to admire the man's persistence. Not only with the horses, but in his own life. Had Methos ever once really given up on himself? O'Neill didn't think so -- but he had. In his short little life he had on occasion contemplated ending what was left of it. He couldn't begin to imagine Methos ever seriously considering that option, no matter what Duncan MacLeod said. And, if after fifty centuries of war, famine, heartbreak and slaughter Methos still wanted to go on, that was certainly something for a mere mortal of less than fifty to reflect on. ******************* "Hey, Pale Rider, how's Trigger doing?" "You named my horse?!" Methos responded angrily, pointedly ignoring the more accurate jibe. "You're horse?" O'Neill retorted. "When did it get to be your horse? Listen, Bronco Billy, if those are anyone's horses they're mine. So, bite me!" "But Trigger!" Methos sighed disgustedly as he knelt beside the fire to grab some cheese and an apple. It was night again and all day he had worked the horses, alternating between them whenever they'd stopped to eat and water the oxen. O'Neill had been pretty decent about it once he'd explained that by breaking them on the road they could save time once they got back to camp. It also meant that Methos was worn out now, though he'd rested in the cart between sessions. "Couldn't you have picked something more dignified?" he grumbled. O'Neill rolled his eyes. "So, pick something else," he told the sulking Immortal. "I can't now!" Methos complained, wincing as he really started to feel the long day in his muscles. "It's sort of a tradition, you know. Like naming a kid. The first thing you call them after you get them home sticks in your mind forever. Doesn't matter what's on the birth certificate." "I get it," O'Neill nodded. He'd been Jack for so long that he often forgot his real name was John. And his son had been Charlie, never Chuck or Charles. "So, Wilma and Betty won't do for the girls, huh?" "Damn it, Jack!" Methos shouted, throwing the rest of his apple at O'Neill, who fell back laughing. "Those poor, noble creatures," he added mournfully, rubbing his aching shoulder. "Forever to be remembered as cartoon characters and an overfed, dandified plow horse!" "Think of it as something to live down to," O'Neill replied as he reached into his pack and pulled out a small pill bottle. "No," Methos waved a hand as he saw what Jack offered. "I'm tired and sore, but it's nothing I can't handle." "This isn't a democracy, Captain Pierson," O'Neill responded quietly. Methos frowned but held out his hand. The colonel was correct and he knew it. Any military was for all intents and purposes a contained dictatorship -- its first order of business to keep its weapons, which consisted mainly of the soldiers who directed the implements of war, at peak performance. Anything which interfered with that was bad and therefore had to be stopped. He looked curiously at the little yellow pill O'Neill handed him. "What is it?" The colonel looked at the label and shrugged. "Dilaud. Ten milligrams. Also for gun shot, but in this case as I seem to recall, it was for getting blasted with staff fire. Works the same as the Ibuprofen, but I was kind of hoping for a lot less fuss getting it down that skinny neck of yours." Methos grimaced. "I know what Dilaud is," he said, finally putting the pill in his mouth and accepting the canteen O'Neill handed him. "So, what else have you got in that magic sack of yours?" he asked after swallowing. This time it was much easier, he thought with relief. "Some Vicodin, a few Compazine, maybe some codeine. Why? You planning to open a pharmacy?" "You never know," Methos grinned, easing back on his bedroll and closing his eyes. A moment later something struck him in the face and he sat up, startled and looking anxiously around until his eyes fell on a piece of cellophane glittering near the fire. "Enjoy your lolly," O'Neill told him. "Oh. And Zorro," he added, laying back down in his own blankets. "I'm tired of playing Gunga Din, water boy of oxen. You can look after Fred and Ethel tomorrow in between rounds. I intend to sleep in." Methos stared at Jack then at the candy. With a shrug he picked it up. After all, he'd never eaten a lollipop before. Not that he didn't know what it was. They'd been around for quite a while. Still, no one had ever thought to offer him one and he wasn't much of a sweet eater to seek them out. Methos shrugged and unwrapped it. Might as well try this one, he thought, amused by his own curiosity as he gave the little disk of hardened sugar a tentative lick before happily sticking it in his mouth -- especially since Jack would probably think to quiz him on it in the morning. ******************* Chapter 16 The days of travel passed swiftly after that. Once the horses learned that their lot in life was to carry a rider, Methos adapted back into the saddle almost as if he'd never left it. By the time they reached the small narrow valley below the temple he was racing ahead of the wagon and with O'Neill's bemused permission scouting the forest on all sides. As expected, he found signs of traffic around the villages they passed through. People were moving again. The men going out to hunt for game to replenish their supplies as they waited for the harvest, the women seeking fresh new shoots of wild herbs and anything they couldn't grow in their gardens. The common folk mostly stuck close to home, the world outside being fraught with dangers unknown. So, it was with some surprise as they moved up the road leading to the temple that Methos found the remains of someone's cook fire. O'Neill halted the cart as Methos dismounted. "Trouble?" the colonel asked as he climbed down, joining Methos where he squatted by the cold ashes. There were several broken arrow shafts lying on the ground nearby which was heavily stained with blood. "Hunters," Methos nodded as he stood. "Probably rich kids from the bigger farms out looking for any sign of incursions from up north. Happens a lot. Nomads looking for better grazing lands find a good spot to settle down and the locals want to run them off. Doesn't matter that their ancestors did exactly the same thing. They were here first. So they think it's their duty to root them out. Kill whoever fights, sell whoever survives and split the spoils of war." "Sweet," O'Neill muttered, reaching under his cloak to pull out his zat gun as something moved in the trees beyond the clearing. "It's just us, Colonel!" Major Carter called down, moving out into the open followed by Daniel and Teal'c. "You kids all right?" he asked, putting away his weapon. "We're fine," Daniel nodded. "These guys just showed up last week. About a dozen or so with horses. We laid low and kept an eye on them until a couple started moving to explore the temple. Then Sam sent up a flare from inside and they all packed up and left in a hurry. That was about three days ago." Methos frowned. "That might not have been the wisest thing to do," he told them. "You may have frightened them off, but they now have a wondrous tale to tell. And there's always some joker who'll take it into his head that the gods should be appeased, or that this is where you should come to ask a favor. Or maybe he's got some time to waste and wants his own wondrous tale to tell so he can get free meals for life out of his friends and neighbors. Safer just to let them look around and frighten themselves off with stories of angry spirits and whatever they do to trespassers." "We didn't consider that," Daniel admitted ruefully. "Of course you didn't," Methos said amiably. "It's not like you've ever interacted for long periods of time with most of the cultures you've come across. And knowing about the people," he offered gently. "Doesn't mean you can gauge their reactions to random events." "But I should have," he responded quietly. "Why? You aren't an anthropologist or a sociologist. And the whole mindset of the SGC isn't one of non-interference with the local cultures. It's the exact opposite. Which is not to say," Methos added. "That what the SGC does is wrong. It's just a case of me and mine first, you and yours we'll worry about when we have the time. The Goa'uld haven't given us the luxury of making a more humane choice. And frankly, I always thought the non-interference directive on Star Trek was idiotic. Lots of things interfere with the natural growth of cultures. And unless the underpinnings of the society in question are already on shaky ground just meeting a handful of space travelers isn't going to destroy it, just make it expand its horizons." "That's a wonderful theory, Pierson, but do we really have time to discuss the whole Kirk versus Picard issue?" O'Neill asked sarcastically. "There's always time for intelligent discussion," Methos responded haughtily. "And there's no contest there. Kirk above all others." "Not all," O'Neill smirked. "Janeway's pretty hot." "To each his own," Methos grinned, leaping back into the saddle. "And where do you think you're going?" "To scout the area," he responded, giving O'Neill a bemused glance. "With your permission, of course. I'd like to make sure there aren't any others roaming around who might cause trouble for us." O'Neill nodded. "Make it so, Tonto." Methos rolled his eyes in disgust as he turned the horse and headed out. If O'Neill kept up the western name calling for much longer, he was going to start missing the minion thing after all. ******************* It was nearing sunset when Methos finally returned to camp after settling Wilma in the small, makeshift stable the others had built while they were gone. It wasn't much, just half a dozen covered stalls and a little rail fence enclosed paddock. Still, it was enough to suit his purposes and Methos was pleased with what he'd found when he'd arrived. Despite all of Jack's grumbling at being reduced to water carrier and stable boy he'd at least taken the care of the animals to heart. The stalls were clean with fresh hay, and clear water filled the hollowed out log they'd used for a trough. The other horses had been fed and curried, the oxen left to graze in the field nearby -- even Amelia, the donkey, was looking fat and happy. The cabin was warm and cozy as Methos stepped inside and the wonderful aroma of warm stew filled the room. The others were sitting comfortably around the place in various states of dress, mostly consisting of uniform pants and tee shirts. "Are you guys sure you want to leave?" Methos asked. "'Cause this place is really nice for the times." Pillows, a handful of wet clay and a rock all came sailing in his direction as Methos ducked under the table. "I was joking!" he shouted as cries of outrage reached his ears. Apparently they still wanted cable TV, pizza dinners, and a working toilet more than the hardy, but character building pioneer life of their ancestors. Even Teal'c was glaring at him as he poked his head out to make sure nothing else was about to start flying. "Sorry," he grinned. "Just making sure we're all together on this." "Home isn't where the hearth is," O'Neill muttered sullenly. "It's where the Chinese place knows to deliver on Sundays." "A most astute observation," Methos agreed, finally making his point. "Which is why tonight is the last night we will all be able to wear modern clothing, use modern appliances, or speak anything other than Greek unless absolutely necessary." Stunned silence greeted him as it at last sank in. They were almost ready to escape the boredom and isolation of their little haven and head out into the larger world where danger awaited. "Pierson's right," O'Neill said quietly. "We've only got one chance. Let's make sure we get this thing right." ******************* Chapter 17 "What do you mean we aren't going to Athens?" Daniel asked as they were loading the wagon. "Megara is closer and it'll be just as easy to find a ship there, if not easier," Methos told him brusquely. "Athenians aren't always welcome on the islands. The Megarans tend to be a lot friendlier with their neighbors." "But it's Athens!" Daniel exclaimed. "At a time when--" "When it's still a backwater fishing port just like any other," Methos finished disgustedly. "That's not the point," Daniel retorted. "No," Methos agreed. "The point is I don't want to go to Athens." Daniel stared at him owlishly. Methos had let him keep his glasses, but since he'd also had two pairs of contacts in his pack, Methos had insisted he wear those in public. "I thought you said the Horsemen were in Anatolia?" Daniel said quietly. "They are," Methos sighed. "And this has nothing to do with them," he explained, pausing as he started to lift one of the beds up and Daniel made no move to help him. "It's just..." he shrugged, looking off into the distance. "I'm not ready to go back to Athens. Not yet. Not in any age." "You want to talk about it?" Daniel asked, growing concerned. "Not really," Methos admitted. "Suffice to say there was a woman. Alexa. She loved Athens and I loved seeing it again through her eyes. And then she died. So, you'll forgive me if I'm not eager to revisit that memory." "I'm sorry," Daniel nodded slowly. "You're right. We should go to Megara. It's closer." Methos gave him a grateful smile as the front door opened. "That's the last of it," Carter said, putting down an armload of linens. "Except for the stuff we need every day." "Good," Methos told her. "I can load the donkey in the morning." "Daniel," Carter said. "The colonel wants to see you as soon as you're finished here." Daniel nodded as she went back inside. Methos shrugged. "Just help me with the bed and I'll get the rest," he offered. Most of the heavy work was done anyway and Methos wanted everything loaded where he could get at it when needed. They'd all been very surprised when he'd told them to empty the cabin of everything that wasn't nailed in place. But that was all part of his plan, he'd explained, and they'd know everything come morning. When it was all done to his satisfaction Methos went down to check on the animals and see that they were fed, watered and bedded down for the night, then stopped by the stream to wash. By the time he returned to camp night was falling and he suddenly realized he hadn't seen any of the others for quite some time. He opened the door to find them all huddled around the hearth. O'Neill rose first, blocking his view of whatever they'd been looking at. "Where the hell have you been?!" he demanded. "Well, Mom, Johnny asked me to come by his place for a game of catch, then Billy's dad took us for ice cream. Where the hell do you think I've been?" he asked sarcastically. "Working hard to save your ass!" "And because of that," O'Neill told him sharply. "I have to do this!" He stepped away from the others who suddenly moved back to reveal one of the finest bows Methos had ever seen, while beside it lay a quiver of arrows. His lips parted in surprise and he inhaled deeply as he knelt to examine their gift. "This is really nice!" he exclaimed testing the bow which had been made from a length of ash wood and polished to perfection. The arrows were light and tipped with new iron heads which O'Neill must have secretly purchased in Delphi. The fletchings were made of dyed feathers and arranged in a pattern he'd never seen. While the quiver itself was a masterpiece of workmanship. Deer skin stretched around wood and tooled in a running border of leaves individually dyed green with a hunting scene in the center. "Teal'c did all the carving," Daniel told him. "Carter redesigned the bow and did the fletching, so these arrows should be more aerodynamic than you might be used to. I just helped draw the hunting scene." "The rest," Carter added. "Was Colonel O'Neill's project." Methos turned wide eyes to Jack, who stood there frowning. "You did this?" he asked, holding up the quiver. "Okay, so I took a couple of art classes in college," O'Neill huffed defensively. "Sue me!" Methos swallowed hard, looking from one friendly face to another not quite sure what to say that would accurately express how he was feeling. No friend had ever gone to this much trouble to hand make him so special a gift. The amount of time each facet of its preparation must have taken was also telling. Off time was precious to soldiers, and from what he saw here they'd spent at least a good portion of theirs thinking of him. And everything was so beautifully crafted. More importantly, each one of them had used some area of their expertise to create it. In truth, he would have been satisfied with a decent bow and a serviceable quiver with a few sharply whittled arrows. "I think he's speechless," Daniel commented. "It's about time," O'Neill muttered. "You'd think somebody stuck a key in his back and wound him up too tight." Methos bowed his head, laughing softly. "Thank you," he finally said, looking from one to the other. "It's a beautiful gift. I'll keep it always." "And he means always," O'Neill nodded thoughtfully. "Which in itself is very cool." The others were smiling as they thought about that. Something they'd made would be seen and treasured for lifetimes to come. A little slice of immortality they themselves could own. "So," O'Neill asked, daintily lifting the hem of his chiton and taking a seat on the edge of the hearth. "We gonna eat or what?" For the rest of the evening they shared a lively meal interspersed with stories of home, friends and family. They laughed a lot and generally ignored the fact that there might be danger ahead. It was the only way to deal with it. To hope like hell that they could manage to make their way to Egypt and successfully accomplish their mission. As for Methos, he silently vowed that even if they failed, he would make sure his friends spent the rest of their lives in splendid comfort and safety. ******************* Part Three Chapter 17 Dawn was a tiny sliver on the eastern horizon as they rose and gathered their bedding. There wasn't much talking as they ate a cold breakfast of smoked fish and bread, just the occasional word or comment about whatever task they were focused on. While Methos secured their travel gear and supplies to the donkey, Teal'c and Daniel harnessed the oxen and O'Neill saddled the horses. "All right," Methos said when everything was loaded and ready except for the shields the colonel had purchased and one large bundle. "Places everybody." "Carter isn't here," O'Neill reminded. "She can take a little extra time," Methos told him smugly. "She's our centerpiece." "O-kay," the colonel nodded dubiously. "Hey, can I have the window seat?" "You'll get plenty of air sitting on Betty," Methos responded. "But first," he said, opening the package. "Remove your robe." "But you haven't even asked me out yet!" "And I'm not likely to once you're wearing this." Methos held up the sword he'd purchased and the deer skin belt he'd made. "Cool!" O'Neill said, removing his himation. The belt went around his waist, neatly tied with fringe at both ends. Methos took a moment to adjust his chiton so that it bloused over the belt, leaving the hem to fall just above his knees. The sword had it's own girder which went over the colonel's head to hang across one shoulder with the scabbard comfortably strapped to his back. Taking the himation, linen now because the weather was getting warmer, Methos redressed O'Neill, placing the folds carefully so that there would be no impediment if Jack need to reach for the blade. He handed O'Neill one of the shields and stood back to admire his handiwork. "Now, you're a soldier," he nodded. "Imagine that," O'Neill muttered, looking down at himself disgustedly. Methos rolled his eyes and helped him place the shield over his back so he could ride with it then turned to the other members of the team. "Teal'c," Methos gave a half bow as the Jaffa came forward and he unwrapped a fine linen cloak stitched with hundreds of tiny feathers dyed in rainbow colors. "You," he explained, removing the plain himation Teal'c had worn and replacing it with the new one, "are an ambassador from Numidia. A very important man." "Indeed," the Jaffa intoned. Methos took out several heavy gold bracelets, putting them on Teal'c's wrists and ankles then added rings for his fingers and a heavy gold neck chain and pendant. "You won't really need to do anything," he told the big man. "Just look distant and regal. Pay no attention to anyone. Not even us." "A simple request. Most easily done," Teal'c grinned wickedly. "Thought it might be," Methos chuckled. "One more thing. Two, actually," he amended. "You'll ride Trigger and carry this monstrosity." Teal'c grimaced at the hideous shield he held up. "Hey!" the colonel complained. "That is a great depiction of fish." "I believe there is a saying among the ancient peoples of the Ta're," Teal'c began. "To return from battle with one's shield or lying dead upon it." "With my shield or on it. Yes," Methos nodded. "Then please see to it. Should the worst happen, it may be any shield but this." "You have my solemn oath on that," Methos agreed emphatically as he helped the Jaffa hang the detestable armor across his back. O'Neill frowned mightily and stomped over to Betty. "We ready yet, kemosabi?" Methos sighed in despair. "Look, Jack. Just pick a name. Any nickname! Then stick to it. Even minion is better than this!" "Y' think?" O'Neill grinned, then dropped his sudden mask of affability. "Just get this show on the road, Pierson. We're not playing here." Methos nodded. O'Neill was right. He was delaying. "Sorry, Danny, but I have to pierce your ears," he told the young archaeologist. "I think I see where this is going," Jackson nodded. "Don't worry," Methos said gently, holding up a pair of earrings that looked like tiny lions' heads. "These are lighter than they look and I've got a good salve there to keep you from itching." A little alcohol and a fine needle from the med kit allowed Methos to do the work quick and neat. A pair of gold bracelets to match and a lion's head broach to hold his himation at the shoulder and Daniel was ready. "Major Carter!" Methos called. "You can come out now!" The front door opened and Carter stepped out, drawing stares from the other members of the team. Her fine blonde hair was curled high and held in place by tiny combs of beaten gold set with miniature sheaves of wheat. The same motif was repeated in all of her jewelry. From the huge dangling earrings to the small pins that held her sleeves together at various points from her shoulders to her wrists. She wasn't wearing bracelets or a necklace, but the belt that encircled the waist of her flawlessly white chiton whispered musically as the sheaves slid across her hips as she walked. "It's brilliant!" Daniel whispered as he looked to Methos. "We're untouchable!" "What's brilliant?" O'Neill asked. "She looks like an ad for the Farmer's Almanac." "She's a bride, Jack! Don't you get it?" Daniel explained. "A noble bride on her way to be married. Led by the groom's ambassador," he waved at Teal'c. "Protected by a pair of her father's soldiers. And bringing with her a dowry of such wealth her husband could only be a king!" "Don't forget your own role in our little charade," Methos grinned, bowing deeply. "The honored brother who acts as his father's emissary, driving a fine pair of oxen and his very beautiful sister." "So?" O'Neill asked again. "What's the big deal?" Methos cast his eyes to the heavens, sighing again in despair. "Do you know how much bad karma messing with anyone looking like us would bring?" "Not to mention the war it would cause," Daniel added. "Okay. So no one messes with the king's main squeeze. Got it," O'Neill nodded. "Carter, get in the wagon." "Yes, Colonel." "No!" Methos shouted. "You don't speak to her. And she doesn't speak to anybody! Daniel speaks for her and we speak to him only when necessary." "So what do I do?" Carter asked angrily. "Just sit up there looking stupid?" "No," Methos told her calmly. "You are a princess. You sit demurely with your eyes downcast and pay no attention to anybody." "The whole way to Egypt?!" she shouted. "Only when we're in public, damn it! You can chat with Danny. But only if he speaks first." Carter frowned and O'Neill looked furious. "Please," Methos said quietly. "It's only when we pass through a village, or if we're close to anyone on the roads. If you say anything then, he'll be required to beat you." "I thought princesses got special treatment?" she asked, giving Daniel an icy glare. "Only in storybooks, Samantas," Methos told her kindly. "In the real world, they may have more to eat and prettier clothing, but they get treated far worse than most other women." "He's right, Sam," Daniel added. "It's not that I like doing this to you," Methos explained. "But it's the only way we can get to Megara without running the risk of being stopped for any reason. Your very presence makes the rest of us safe. And if we do have to stop where there are people you won't have to stay with the other women. You'll have a special place with Jack and I as guards. The other women won't expect you to eat or even gossip with them. You'll be both respected and ignored by everybody." Finally, she nodded. "Okay. If it'll get us there safely, I'll play along." "Thank you," Methos heaved a sigh of relief. "Danaeus," he turned to Daniel. "Help your sister into the wagon. No one but you touches her until we get to Megara." Methos adjusted his own chiton, strapped on his sword, slid his shield over his back, and tossed the rest of the gear into the wagon. Without a backward glance at the little cabin he turned and went to his horse as Jack mounted alongside him. "Just for the record, Methos," O'Neill said quietly. "This plan sucks." Methos grimaced wryly as he kneed his horse forward. "If it gets us where we need to go in one piece, I don't care if stands up and farts." ******************* Chapter 18 The houses and fields stood empty in the bright summer sun. Whole villages depopulated in a matter of minutes. Even those unable to walk were carried to the road where the great and mighty were passing. Only once in a generation might such an event take place and those who missed it would listen in rapt awe to those who hadn't and account themselves lucky just to hear the tale. They came out of the north it was said. Rumor flew on the feet of children, who ran ahead to win sweets and praise from their neighbors. Royalty is passing, come show your respect and be entertained. People lined the roads, some having left their homes many miles away and long before dawn just to wait in the heat of the day. But none left disappointed. A man of rich exotic color, like the fine dark wood of the precious cypresses of Lebanon polished to gleaming perfection led the procession. A prince of his people, or maybe a lesser king himself, so wealthy he decorated his skin with gold emblazoned on his forehead. But who else, they whispered, would be sent to bring back so rare a prize? She was fair like the cream which rises to the top of the milk jug, with hair of sunlight to crown her glory. Even the gold she wore paled beside such beauty. And as she passed, her unblinking eyes held the road ahead as though her only thought was for the husband awaiting at the end of her long journey. Then there was the relative who accompanied her. Skin nearly as fair as the woman, his own hair dipped in gold with eyes the color of the sky at morning. Tall and stalwart, a man of honor indeed, who plied the one who might challenge a goddess with sips of cool wine and simple conversation that might keep his charge amused. Of course this wondrous entourage had guards. Only two, but did they need more than that when the two were of such frightening demeanor? They glared at the people with faces carved like granite, searching the crowds as if they could see into the hearts of men and know who might offer insult or danger. One was a hawk, the other a lion, terrifying in their coldness. It was said that together they had beaten back the Four Horsemen who'd tried to steal their lady and hacked the monsters to death. And this was believed because it was said. And why shouldn't it be true? If you could but look into the eyes of these fearless men you would know it! And as the procession passed onto the horizon the people gathered in the road behind to catch every last bit of its magnificence. Well pleased and satisfied that they had been blessed by the gods themselves, they returned to their homes and their fields to repeat the tale as often as they were able until the myth turned into legend. ******************* The wagon turned at a bend in the road putting a large stand of trees between SG-1 and their latest audience. Methos glanced back over his shoulder to make sure no one was following and nodded. "It's over for the moment," he told O'Neill. "At ease," Jack announced to the others, who heaved a sigh of relief. "You okay, Carter?" he asked, riding over to the wagon. Samantha was slumped in her heavily padded chair which sat beneath the awning. "Just tired of sitting, Colonel." O'Neill nodded. "This looks like a good place to stop for lunch. Why don't you get down and stretch your legs?" "Thank you, sir." She stood up and stretched in a most unladylike manner, rolling her head to ease the tension in her neck. "Come on, Daniel, help me down from here." Jackson nodded, moving stiffly off the hard bench, kneading his lower back as he reached the ground. He winced sharply as he touched a tender spot then frowned at Carter as he held out his hands and lifted her down. "Could you not kick me quite so hard next time? I'm getting a bruise there," he complained. "If you'd just speak to me, I wouldn't have to kick you at all," she replied unrepentantly, walking away to lean against a tree trunk and do some leg stretches. "We are all tired, Daniel Jackson," Teal'c said quietly as he came over. "She perhaps more than we. It is not easy for Major Carter to sit so silently on display." "Tell me about it," Daniel muttered, rubbing his sore spot again. Teal'c merely raised an eyebrow and went to find a comfortable seat in the shade beside O'Neill. On the other side of the wagon Methos easily slid off his horse, loosely hitching the mare to the cart. He pulled his canteen from the saddle bag and quenched his thirst, going over to the donkey to retrieve the basket he'd filled that morning with food for the day. He could tell by his companions' expressions that they were already weary of the game, and after three weeks of being ogled by the masses he couldn't really blame them. "Cheer up," he said as he joined them, setting down the basket. "Another three weeks, maybe a little longer if we lose another wheel, then we can ditch this whole set up and sneak into Megara like good little covert operatives." "You knew this would happen," O'Neill accused, obviously referring to the endless streams of people that came out to greet them. "I was counting on it," he agreed. "And it's to our advantage to play up to them. A few local aristocrats might be greedy, but they'll think twice if the entire district is watching. It's their crops that will burn and their families that will be slaughtered if the nobles go out of their way to make a powerful enemy needlessly. And many of the villagers can still tell stories of those same nobles whose ancestors were just as poor as they are now when they first arrived, but found a good plot of land, or killed their neighbor to get it. Blood feud is a way of life here, and you can bet that if one tribe offends us the next will want to protect themselves from our anger by taking up arms against the evildoers." "So no one is willing to do anything that might get them killed," Carter surmised as she finally joined them. "Would you if you were them?" Methos asked. "They may be poor by our standards," he explained. "But they're comfortable and content with their lot in lives. They're warm in the winter, they have food to eat and a few small luxuries. Maybe a vial of rose water for Mother once a year, or a basket of peaches from Argos the whole family can share. We might not think it's a lot, but they're happy because they don't know they aren't supposed to be." "Makes you wonder what a few innovations in technology would do here," Daniel murmured. "Not much," Methos snorted, parceling out the contents of the basket to everybody. "Especially after they killed you for even suggesting it. I remember when day laborers rioted in England when machines put them out of work in the mid 19th century. It's only in the past hundred years that people have come to see technology as a necessity -- and only in the last twenty that business has cushioned the blow to the economy by retraining workers in other fields. Innovation has never been the poor man's friend." That seemed to end the discussion and they were quiet as they ate, more cheese, olives, way bread and a handful of figs. Meat was for the evenings when O'Neill could find a quiet place and attack a tree, or when they were between distant villages and Methos felt it was safe enough to go hunting. "Did you hear what they were saying at that last village?" Carter suddenly asked. Everyone looked at her curiously. "That Colonel O'Neill and Methos had destroyed the Four Horsemen." "I'd always wondered where that tale came from," Methos admitted. "The Lion and the Hawk. Wishful thinking, I suppose." "Yeah," Daniel asked. "Whatever happened to them? The other Horsemen, I mean." "They're dead," Methos said blandly. "In the Game," Daniel nodded. "You could say that," Methos responded and kept eating. "Well, it was or it wasn't," O'Neill challenged the Immortal. "Come on, Pierson. Give." Methos thought for a moment, then gave an internal shrug. It was over and done with. Whether they enjoyed hearing the tale or the role he'd played in it wasn't really important, was it? "It happened just a few years ago our time," he explained quietly. "Kronos found me and decided we should have a sort of class reunion. Only this time he didn't want to ride through the countryside laying waste to small pockets of humanity. He wanted the entire world at its collective knees." O'Neill snorted in amusement. "And how was he going to achieve that imaginative feat?" he asked dryly. "Biological warfare," Methos answered succinctly, watching their eyes widen. "He must have spent years studying. And it's a pity really. Without realizing what he was doing he became a brilliant virologist. Created a toxin to rival Ebola -- and without a vaccine. Thought if he unleashed it on even a small part of the world they'd have to give us everything. All the power and bootlicking he'd ever dreamed of." "That would have lasted all of five seconds," O'Neill chuckled mirthlessly. "He'd have just loved that Welcome To The World Powers gift we'd have sent. You know," he confided. "Some of our nukes only make a tiny little boom and have no fall out worth mentioning." Methos nodded wryly. "It was insane," he agreed. "But he could have wiped out millions before you stopped him. Maybe more if the virus became airborne." "What happened?" Carter asked. "I left MacLeod a trail and he came after us." "You were in on it?!" Daniel looked shocked. "Of course I was in on it! Kronos would have killed me if I hadn't agreed -- and that virus would still have been out there waiting to destroy humanity. He might have liked the advantages of the modern era, but he wasn't above being spiteful and petty. He could just as easily have sent the world back to the Stone Age, found himself a good horse and started all over again -- with him in charge of whoever managed to survive the plague. And I knew how to handle biologically hazardous material. To destroy the virus so completely that not a single microbe would escape. After MacLeod took out Caspian and I knew he could take Kronos, I went for Silas and it ended." "So you only pretended to be in on it," Carter nodded thoughtfully. "Wouldn't have made a difference which if Kronos had succeeded. I would have been just as guilty in your eyes. And come to think of it," Methos cocked his head. "Knowing what I know now I probably shouldn't have been as eager to take care of it personally." "How's that?" O'Neill asked. "Well, that story," Methos responded. "The Lion and the Hawk. When Kronos showed up and MacLeod already wanted his head I thought maybe it was a bit of prophecy unfolding. I mean, you never know about that sort of thing, do you? And one of the symbols of Scotland is the Lion Rampant. I thought it meant we were destined to win." Sometimes, Methos thought ruefully as the others smiled at his childish whimsy, he amazed even himself with his own egotistical stupidity! They finished their meal in silence, then wearily resumed their places. Once they were mounted O'Neill sidled the horse over and quietly brought up the earlier conversation "You still would have done it," O'Neill said with conviction. "Even if you weren't sure you could win." Methos raised an eyebrow. "You really think so?" he asked, not at all certain he wouldn't have handled it differently. "Oh, yeah," O'Neill nodded. "You may be a cold, calculating son of a bitch to everyone else, but deep down inside you'll always be my marshmallow minion." Stunned, Methos watched as he rode to the other side of the wagon. "Kronos was right," he whispered, aghast. "I've not only gotten soft," he grimaced. "But chewy!" ******************* Chapter 19 A week later they paused in their journey to rest at a hot spring in the foothills below the Garania mountains. It was sheltered by the remains of a small shrine to Hephaestus, god of the forge, one Methos had remembered from his days with the Horsemen. But the old priest who had cared for it two centuries earlier had died and the shrine must have become lost. They set up camp for the night and took their turns, smiling as they rejoined their comrades by the fire. Going next to last, Methos sighed with pleasure as he sank into the heat of the spring and slid beneath the surface. He relaxed himself, breathing in the hot, metallic tasting water unconcerned with drowning, until every fiber of his being felt soothed and comfortable for the first time in weeks. He drowsed there, floating peacefully until he drifted off. "PIERSON!!" A hand gripped his hair, pulling him up and out of his warm cocoon, flailing and sputtering with indignation. "What?!" he shouted at O'Neill, who knelt beside the pool. "You drowned." "I was napping!" O'Neill stared at him in disbelief until Methos finally sighed in disgust and explained. "I don't kno