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First Aired On: October 24, 1997
Written By: Jonathan Glassner
Directed By: Brad Turner
Guest Stars: Suanne Braun (Hathor), Teryl Rothery (Dr. Janet Fraiser)
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Daniel Jackson's History/Linguistic/Mythology Lesson:
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Archaeologist #1: "I read a journal article once by a young archaeologist, what was his name? Ah, Dr. Daniel Jackson. He was laughed right out of academia for his preposterous ideas about a connection between various ancient civilizations."
Archaeologist #2: "Maybe Dr. Jackson was onto something."O'Neill: "I know this thing."
Daniel: "Yeah, I recognize it too."
O'Neill: "It's like that thing on Ra's ship..."
Daniel: "That brought Sha're and I back from the dead."Hammond: "Ma'am, I'm General Hammond, U.S. Air Force."
Hathor: "Yes?"
Hammond: "And you are?"
Hathor: "We are Hathor. You would be wise to unbind us and kneel before your goddess."
O'Neill: "Hello..."
Daniel: "Hathor?"
Hathor: "Yes."
O'Neill: "Have you heard of her?"
Daniel: "Hathor was the Egyptian goddess of fertility, inebriety, and music."
O'Neill: "Sex, drugs, and Rock 'N Roll?"
Daniel: "In a manner of speaking, yeah."Daniel: "What's she going to do, beat us up?"
Hathor: "We were drawn to the Chaapa'ai."
O'Neill: "Chaapa'ai. That's what your monk buddies on Chu'lac called the Stargate."
Daniel: "Um, yes, it's also Abydonian and ancient Egyptian."Hathor: "We are the mother of all pharaohs."
O'Neill: "Of course we are. General, why don't we call County Mental Health, see if we can find a nice rubber room for the lady?"Hathor: "You, with the crown of marble."
O'Neill: "She might mean you, Sir."
Hathor: "You are the ruler here?"
Hammond: "Yes, ma'am."
Hathor: "May we take your hand?"
Hammond: "Why?
Hathor: "We wish to kiss it, to bless you with fertility and joy."
O'Neill: "Well, you can't pass that up, Sir."Daniel: "I hate to be the one to tell you this, but Ra is dead."
Hathor: "How?"
Daniel: "He was killed."
Hathor: "This is wonderful."
Daniel: "It...is."O'Neill: "Do we really think anyone's going to believe that woman if she goes around blabbing about a 'Stargate?' I mean, I have a hard enough time believing that woman down on 73rd who walks around talking about these little devil people who live in her hair. Even though she could use a little conditioner."
O'Neill: "Is mental illness contagious?"
Daniel: "General, I'd like permission for Hathor to come down here and debrief us."
O'Neill: "Whoa, Danny! I don't think so."
Daniel: "General, I think you sense what I do. Hathor is a friend." His eyes turn pink....ewwww.
Hammond: "Yes, I do believe that. Bring her down."
Carter: "Are you kidding?"
O'Neill: "Whoa, General!"
Hammond: "Colonel!"
O'Neill: "Sir, are you sure?"
Hammond: "Yes, Colonel."
Teal'c: "General, I have served the Goa'uld. I have yet to meet a good one."
Hammond: "Maybe that's because you served the wrong one."Hathor: "We would appreciate a drink from your water."
Hammond: "Colonel."
O'Neill: "General?"
Hammond: "Colonel, water for the lady."
O'Neill: "Ack!...of course."Hathor: "For you, we will forever hold a special place, here." She places his hand on her chest."
O'Neill: "Well, that's...very special. Thank you."Teal'c: "I will serve no Goa'uld."
Hathor: "You are an exceedingly beautiful woman."
Carter: "Thank you. So are...you."O'Neill: "My enemy's enemy is my friend."
Carter: "I hate to break it to you, Teal'c, but you are male."
(Anybody else just want to go "Duh!" right here?)Carter: "When was the last time you saw a woman assigned here?"
O'Neill: "Is this any way to treat a guest, Captain?"
Carter: "It must be a pretty powerful drug Hathor's using. Colonel O'Neill has special forces trained to fight mind control techniques."
Fraiser: "Well, not Goa'uld techniques, apparently."
Carter: "Yep. Well, Mama said there'd be days like this."
Fraiser: "Really? My ex-husband said that. 'Are you out of your mind, honey buns? There is a reason they call it this man's army.'"
Carter: "'This man's army?' Your husband actually said that?"
Fraiser: "Yeah, so of course I explained to him it wasn't the army, it was the Air Force and they've had women for decades."
Carter: "Man. Maybe it's just me, I can't figure out how to feel like one of the guys with these guys, you know what I mean?" Fraiser nods. "I always feel like I'm 'The Girl.'"
Fraiser: "That's it!"
Carter: "What?"
Fraiser: "You just gave me an idea how to get out of here. Look, if Hathor's control drug is hormone-driven like I suspect, that means she's making the men...libidinous."
Carter: "Ok, why do I get the feeling I don't like where this is going?"O'Neill: "You've got me a little off-balance and that's unnatural for me."
Hathor: "We must praise you and give to you a great honor."
O'Neill: "Yeah, I'm sure that would be just great, but not right..." The return of that pink stuff.Carter: "You know, using seduction wasn't in any of the AF training manuals I've ever read."
Fraiser: "What, you think the Pentagon anticipated a 4,000-year old alien walking onto a base and drugging the men to make them..."
Carter: "Libidinous?"
Fraiser: "Yeah."
Carter: "I suppose they do train us to take advantage of the enemy's weakness."
Fraiser: "Exactly."
Carter: "Alright, let's do it."
Fraiser, pounding on the cell door: "Airman, open up! We've got something for you."
Airman: "What?"
Fraiser: "Why don't you come in here and see for yourself?"
Airman: "No can do. We only take orders from Hathor."
Fraiser: "Gentlemen, there are five women in here, very alone."
Carter: "Why do I feel like I'm in a women behind bars movie?"
Airman, walking into the cell: "What do you suggest, ladies?"
Fraiser: "Whatever you want, Airman." He kisses her, and Carter knocks the other guy out while the other women capture the first airman.
Carter: "Feel like a woman, Doc?"
Fraiser: "Oh, yeah."Carter, after knocking Hammond unconscious: "Yeah, my career is over."
Fraiser: "Don't worry about it. I can fix him up good as new when this thing is over."
Carter: "Great, so he can bring me up on charges."Teal'c: "I am pleased to see you, Captain Carter."
Carter: "I'm glad someone is."Fraiser, about a semi-conscious O'Neill: "Shouldn't we be taking him to the infirmary?"
Teal'c: "You said you do not have the technology to help him."
Fraiser: "Well, we can at least make him comfortable."Carter: "Good to have you back, Colonel."
O'Neill: "What? I left?"Carter: "Colonel?"
O'Neill: "Yeah."
Carter: "Do you mind if I have a look?"
O'Neill: "At what?"
Carter: "Um, let's just say you were wounded." She takes a look at his stomach, no more pretty 'x' on it. "Wow, it's a miracle."
O'Neill: "Crunches."Carter: "She's guarded by our own men. We can't exactly go in shooting."
O'Neill: "We can with tranquilizer guns."
Carter: "Yeah, I thought of that, Sir, but there weren't any in the infirmary."
O'Neill: "This is the military, Captain. We always have more than we need. There's a supply in Lockup C."
Carter: "It would be nice if someone told me that."
O'Neill: "Your tax dollars at work."Daniel: "Hey? What's going on? I must've blacked out."
Carter: "I guess she needs to stay in proximity to maintain control."
O'Neill: "Control what?"
Daniel: "What are you talking about?"Daniel, to Fraiser who's pondering the thought of getting Hathor's DNA and stuff: "A lot of that will probably be mine."
O'Neill: "Eww."
Daniel: "Yeah."
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